Chapter 73: The Great Sage pretended to be forced, and the White Dragon Horse slapped him in the face
it!
Cui Shi's eyes widened, and he said in disbelief: "You are the third prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea, shouldn't this be a basic compulsory course? Those River Dragon Kings and even the Well Dragon Kings are more or less able to use the technique of raising clouds and spreading rain, you are also going to inherit the throne before, how could it not!"
"I don't want to die yet. ”
The white dragon horse urn said angrily: "The so-called dragon king's rain is just to act in the sky, do you think it is all up to us to arrange it ourselves? Where to rain, when the clouds rise, when the thunder roars, when the rain falls, when the water is harvested, and how much rain falls, all of them are ordered by the Heavenly Court, how can we have autonomy." Previously, there was a Jinghe Dragon King who didn't know what to do, and he actually tampered with his will without authorization, but he deviated slightly, and he ended up with the capital crime of chopping off the dragon's head with a knife on the dragon slaying platform!"
Belch......
Cui Shi thought about it, but there were indeed these lines of records, but it was in the first few chapters of Journey to the West, before Sun Wukong Wuzhi Mountain got out of trouble, so he didn't read it carefully when he turned to Journey to the West recently, and forgot about it for a while.
Now it's embarrassing!
The house is still waiting for the rain, and when I come out with such confidence, I can't go back in disgrace, what's the matter......
[Hahahaha, Brother Long did a good job, don't give this teasing anchor any chance!]
[The anchor forcibly pretended to be a failure, and he was about to pretend to be forced to be grass, why am I so enjoyable to watch. 】
[Qiansha Burial Snow: Don't talk nonsense, just rely on the stupid expression of the Great Sage now, reward!]
[System message: Thanks to the chicken wings sent by "Qiansha Burial Snow" ×1.] 】
[I'll go, there is another local tyrant, 5,000 chicken wings, a big deal!]
[The anchor also has money to take when he sells cute, it's unreasonable......]
[Jinghe Dragon King: Alas, it was really a tragedy back then, I just gambled with the fortune teller, and as a result, my head was cut off, which was miserable. 】
[Honey is embarrassed, sitting and watching the great sage being disliked and despised by the old lady Gao. 】
[I still want to pretend to be forced to see Gao Cuilan, but now I'm afraid I won't even be able to see Cuihua, 66666!]
[This incident teaches us that we must do this kind of thing by ourselves, don't rashly borrow the power of others to pretend to be forced, in case others don't give face, pretending to be forced will become stupid in a second. 】
[Little White Dragon 9527: Even if you brag about it, I'll wipe your ass and count me as losing!]
[, although Brother Long's name is too hot, he will definitely not be able to grab it, but brother, you won't be able to queue up to almost 10,000, what the hell?]
[The elder's surname is Tang, so sweet that he is sad: How is my Tang Tang's hand, it doesn't matter, I have scald cream here......]
[Rub, Xiao Tiantian, you are too into the play, it's just a live performance, do you think it's really burned, then the extras have to be in danger of their lives. ] 】
Cui Shi smiled bitterly and watched the barrage for a while, and said angrily: "The live broadcast is over!"
[The anchor is annoyed and angry, hahahaha!]
[Be brave enough to face your own IQ, and remember to be prepared before pretending to be forced next time.] 】
[Great Sage, the feeling of being kicked directly in the face by a horse's hooves, does it hurt?]
Although the picture is black, there is still a sea of joy in the live broadcast room, and it is rare to see the anchor being slapped in the face and deflated, with various wonderful expressions, but there are a lot of rewards. Many people like to watch people unlucky, and there is no such pleasure.
[The anchor won't come again tonight, looking at the annoyed and angry look just now, I'm afraid I don't even have the courage to come over and sleep on the live broadcast. 】
[Well, let's disperse, tomorrow we must continue to stimulate the anchor and make him doubt life, hahaha!]
[Must, we must not just be so perfunctory, we must remind us in 360 degrees, so that the anchor can remember this experience of pretending to be forced to be grass for a lifetime. 】
[I slept and slept, and I gave a few hundred yuan in a small reward, which is cool. I call this pit cargo drag the plot, I call this pit cargo to hide the golden hoop stick and spray him to death!]
But about two hours later, just after 0:00 midnight, the prestige public account named "Jian Xilai" suddenly popped up a group message.
"The Great Sage is online late at night! Brothers, are you sleeping, don't give him any chance, come out and spray!"
[Drunk East Building: Here! How to play, spray directly or go through the process?]
[Full of wind and frost: I know that the anchor is not honest, and he is trying to deceive us, sneaking online, don't even think about it!]
[Chengmai Archives Bureau: Great Sage, the taste of being slapped in the face by the white dragon horse just now, is it refreshing?]
[Xin is weak and painful: Hehe, the anchor has something in his hand, and it is not in the middle of winter. 】
[Bandit me is ashamed: Fortunately, he didn't sleep, no matter what he takes, anyway, he won't go to invite the Jade Emperor's will in these two hours!]
Those who are guarded by the prestige group must be regarded as die-hard fans of the Dasheng live broadcast room, so there are almost no tourists who speak for the first time at this time, and they are all registered users with names and surnames.
Although two hours have passed on the reality side, it is only a blink of an eye in the world of Journey to the West. From the perspective of the white dragon horse, I only saw that there was suddenly a strange thing in this senior brother's hand, and I didn't know why.
"Xiaobai, go, give me some rain. ”
Cui Shi gave the order again and patted the white dragon horse on the back.
What does it mean?
The white dragon horse looked confused, thinking to himself that what I just said was not clear enough?
I do have the ability to rain, but it is against the rules of heaven, and I have to risk killing my head. Why do you say a word, I will die!
[Fuck, the anchor is forcibly pretending again?]
[When I saw the anchor, I remembered the joke of the grass camel in the desert, how similar it is to the anchor's current behavior, hahaha, persistent!]
[Ask, what is the stem of the grass camel?]
[Go to Baidu by yourself, don't be a hand-out party, and be happy by yourself. 】
[Rub, isn't it abundant food and clothing?]
[That's because you haven't experienced the boundlessness of happiness, you don't understand.] 】
[Brother Long, don't give this pit anchor any chance, continue to raise your horse's hooves and step on it hard!]
[It has been said, without the will of the heavenly court, rain is tantamount to suicide. Is the anchor going to challenge the limit, why do you want to die like this......]
Hum!
Cui Shi looked at the barrage and complained one-sidedly, do you think I've been busy for the past two hours?
After running all over Jingzhou City, I finally found a store that has not yet closed!
"Xiaobai, you don't need to rain, you just need to fly into the clouds that usually rain, punch this thing with all your strength, and then come down. ”
Cui Shi handed the jar in his hand, which was about the size of a wine jar, to Bailongma, and commanded very firmly.
What is this?
The little white dragon is a little confused, what am I flying up to do if it doesn't rain, sightseeing.
But this request is very simple, for the sake of the friendship of his peers all the way, he did not refuse, turned into a dragon form, grabbed the porcelain jar with two paws, and shook his head and tail and went to the clouds.