"And you, little Doro, you are what I call the latter~!"

Bledante glared, pointed at Dorodis and declared loudly.

"What!"

Dorodis's clenched little fists were filled with sweat,

"Why?"

"Hmph~╭(╯^╰)╮......"

"Since you grew up on the planet Transemia, deep down in your heart, there is an inferiority complex that you are an alien." (I'm rough~!) Does the alien still have low self-esteem? You play with me?! ）

Bradante stood up in an unfathomable position, his hands crossed to his chest, and looked up 45° at the sky outside.

"So much so that you're too shy to make male friends at the academy, plus you're a heavy mechanical idiot, and you can't even use the soda vending machine next to the cafeteria......"

"It's noisy~! It's noisy~~!! ”

Dorodis covered his pointy little cute ears "ashamedly" and shook his head vigorously. (Narrator: The Eldars don't have such low-end machines-_-||.) …… ）

"I've had enough~~!"

Dorodis knelt on the floor with her hands on the floor, her head bowed, tears dripping silently down the ground. (I'm rough ~ I actually cried with low self-esteem...... ）

"Live, live in this primeval forest where there is nothing, there is no TV to watch, not even a few mosquitoes...... There are only two buses a day on the suspended bus. ”

"There are no shops, no one will open a shop here, and it is not convenient to buy things...... Not to mention the 24-hour "super luxury convenience store" in the city! up"

The more Dorodis said sadly, the lower his voice became~. (How do I feel...... Are aliens so easy to satisfy?! ）

"There are no wide kilometers, no road signs, and even the monkeys in the mountains can't live in harmony with me."

"What the hell am I here for! At least...... At least ~~"

Dorodis couldn't stop crying, and then she suddenly raised her tearful face to look at Bligh's "big monster".

"At least give me a flashlight~!"

"This forest of bastards with nothing...... No roads, no road signs~. ”

"Okay, okay, don't repeat it!"

Bledanty patted Dorodis's little head with his hand comfortingly.

"I don't want to go on like this, whenever I think of the king's entrustment to me. I want to escape from this primeval forest, I am no longer an ignorant child, please don't continue to treat me as a child. ”

Dorodis knelt on the floor and wiped his tears with his hands,

"I want to go out and see the colorful world outside......"

"I ...... I also want to talk about a vigorous love like in TV~!! ”

“……”

The atmosphere of sadness suddenly cooled down, and probably Dolodis, after a lot of unhappiness, began to explode completely. Bledante, who wanted to comfort Dolo again, instantly petrified after hearing the last sentence.

"Alas~~~, little Doro has grown up, and I know what you said."

After being petrified for 5 seconds, Bledante clapped his hand on Dolo's little shoulder.

"You're no longer the little guy who ran to my lab to hide after being bullied and crying by your brothers and sisters in the palace."

"Although I am always needed to comfort you, I know that you are growing up day by day. Little Doro became strong and had an idea of his own. ”

When Dorodis heard what Bledante had to say, he began to stop crying and went quiet.

"Yes! I was almost brought up by Grandpa Bligh! ”

Dolo said with a smile twinkling through her eyes.

"Doro didn't know how to wear shoes when he was 5 years old......"

"I'm 12 years old and still clamoring for ice cream......"

"I can't swim at ...... age of 19"

"When I was 27 years old, I still liked to kick the quilt when I went to bed......"

"Stop~!"

Dolo's head full of black lines quickly stopped,

"Grandpa Bligh, you've been thinking about it for too long!"

Bledante rubbed her chin with a layered beard and looked at Dolo.

"If you've already decided to go to a human city, let's take a test to see if you have the qualifications!"

"Will ~ will ~"

Bledanti Bull13 coaxed out a clipboard with the words "Human Child Big Guess Puzzle" written on it.

Dorodis instantly stared at Bledanti speechlessly, and said indifferently.

"You shouldn't have been ready for it, right?!"

"Hmph╭(╯^╰)╮!"

"From now on, in order to determine whether you have the means to survive in the human world, these are common sense questions that people in big cities know."

"If you get it wrong...... Just obediently live a two-point and one-line life in the house and school! (When a lifetime of alien earth buns~!) ）

"You~! Didn't you just say in a tone that was about to agree!? ”

Dorodis was already gritting his teeth in annoyance.

"Is there one? You read it wrong. ”

Bledante playfully blows the nail gray road in his hand.

"Don't worry~, it's super simple~, even children know what to say~, it's as normal as breathing!"

"Who's going to answer your nonsense~!"

"Is little Doro so unconfident?"

Bligh looked at Dolo with a smirk, and Doro easily took the bait.

"Good! I'm looking forward to your sad look as you watch me go to the big city. ”

Dorodis stood up and shook his little hand, as if he was ready.

"My precious tears will be shed when little Doro leaves......"

"The first question~~~!!"

Bligh "Big Monster" howled.

"What do I need to use to access the underground hovertrain ticket gate? 1 watermelon, 2 fried noodles, 3 mother's used dough paper. ”

Dorodis glared, it's over! I didn't expect the old man to come up with such a "difficult" question, and every answer was so profound. Doro swayed in despair, as if she had seen that she was the alien who had spent the rest of her life on the mountain.

"Car, ticket!"

Dolo said with some confidence.

"Please select from the options."

What's going on? Is it true that tickets are all bartered now? Dorodis' mind flashed with various bananas and apples and the like.

What kind of fruit does the underground hovercar ticket inspector like to eat, how can I possibly know!

"Little Doro, don't worry, such a simple answer, answer the question quickly."

"You, you're too cunning. Each ticket inspector has different tastes, and of course the fruits they like are different, so the answer is ......"

"Huh (⊙_⊙)?"

Bligh "Big Monster" frowned, as if considering whether he shouldn't give her this chance.

"No, nothing ......"

It's dangerous! It's a good thing he didn't hear it, how could I say such stupid alien words! (Amount...... You're an alien in the first place, okay? ）

What to do? Can't think of an answer! Dorodis sweated profusely and ran his little head with all his might. Is it chow mein? I also love to eat fried noodles! Add a large portion of the meat floss...... Wrong! What the hell am I thinking~!

Could it be a watermelon?! This option, which is both a fruit and a vegetarian dish, is obviously a bit more successful. If someone takes a watermelon and goes on a hovering car...... Haven't you heard of someone carrying fried noodles to a hovering car, right?

And then after my special precision calculation x+y=z, so ...... Dorodis smiled.

"So the answer is ~~~ Mom's facial tissue~!"

"Huh?"

Bledante narrowed her eyes and stared at Dorodis.

"That tissue is actually a ticket, isn't it? That careless mom used it as a tissue! ”

“…… That's right. ”

"Ice Fruit ~~~!! Wow, hehehe~~~"

In Bligh's very unwilling expression, Dorodis jumped up happily......

……