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"Ugh! This-that-" I touched my head embarrassedly, not knowing how to explain it for a while, and finally I was in a hurry to say nonsense, "I have a bit of a personal matter to deal with outside!" I didn't expect this to go - alas! It's so embarrassing to delay this apprenticeship banquet of the green ghost! After speaking, he looked apologetically at the three of the Dan family, saying that I was wrong, please forgive me!

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Of course, I know that I don't act like this now, but everyone understands people, and since I have already mentioned the "private matter" that is quite urgent, it means that it is inconvenient to say, and please don't ask again......

"Then why can't your phone get through?" The sound was crisp, like the name of a yellow bird in the morning.

Belch! It's a chick! She actually noticed the problem - I was dizzy!

Today's children can play with mobile phones at the age of two or three, and they are already very slippery at the age of three or four.

And a young lady like Xiao Niuniu, who was born in such a rich family, naturally wants what she wants, let alone a small mobile phone, and understands the attributes of mobile phones - with her knowledge of four or five years old, she can also understand, so it is no wonder that she asks so.

"Little children! Don't talk too much, the adults are talking about things! Sister Chen looked at me embarrassedly, but turned back and taught the little girl a lesson.

"My little girl! Did you have enough to eat just now? What else would you like to eat? Daddy is going to eat with you, okay? Mr. Lin was reluctant to let the little baby be trained, so he bent down and picked up the little girl, and casually changed the topic.

"Yes, yes! I love lobster! I love lobster! I want a big lobster! Xiao Niuniu seemed to have been successfully diverted by Mr. Lin, and Mr. Lin also hugged her and turned her head to Chonglou Pavilion, but unexpectedly, just a few steps away, she suddenly turned her head and said, "Uncle Wuyi, why can't your mobile phone get through?" ”

……

Everyone is dizzy!

"Ugh! Uncle's mobile phone fell at the front time, maybe somewhere! Hurry up and eat lobster! I'll get back and get a new phone right away! ”

"The soldiers will block, and the water will cover the earth", I still have the ability to deal with a child.

Everyone is also a good person, even the green ghost looked at me and laughed, fortunately, there are too many things that this product has experienced in the past two days, it seems that people have grown up a lot, and now they haven't even poked me in person, what an accident!

Xiao Niuniu nodded, but she went with Mr. Lin, and although everyone regretted that I was finally absent, they knew that I should indeed have something, so they didn't ask why, and said hello to me casually, but they were going to continue the great work of sending off guests and friends......

It's a pity that I didn't eat, and I don't have anything to eat now.

However, I still have serious and important matters that must be done immediately, and I must not stop or delay in the slightest.

Of course, before I can go, I must take the Green Ghost with me - he may not be safe anywhere unless he returns to the young master. Because if there is no accident (the accident of hanging up), Huang Xiaojin will inevitably be woken up by the extermination ghost, and then inform the whole situation of what happened on the rooftop, of course I am the number one target who is "wanted" by them, and the green ghost is a fat meat that can be held easily, and they have never given up the reason for waste.

Time is tight!

Of course, they won't appear here right away, because first, it will take time to exterminate the ghost concubine to wake up Huang Xiaojin and listen to Huang Xiaojin's "little report", and secondly, they have just been scared away by the big master, so they naturally have to lurk a little to avoid the investigation and pursuit of the big master, otherwise although the "return to the horse gun" is handsome, if he hits the muzzle of the gun first, it will not be beautiful.

"Brother Shan! My uncle has something to do with the green ghost, so I want us to go back first! ”

Seeing that Big Dan Dan is going to lead the green ghost and Dan Ma to send off the guests again - if this is sent to all the guests, it must not be eight or nine o'clock? Didn't you see that the big guys at the tables over there are still "guessing horses" drinking?

I can't afford to wait, I have to take the green ghost right away!

For the safety of the Green Ghost, and for my safety.

"Ahh Is there such a hurry!? Is there still a quarter to go? Dan Ma said a little unhappily.

Belch! It's no wonder that the separation of mother and son is imminent, and it will not be seen for many years, and now it is natural to want to hold it in your arms all the time and kiss it, or even if you stay by your side for a while, you can see it at any time! But now—

Girl, uncle! I'm sorry! Let you lie down the gun!

But, sister-in-law, I'm a white lie, and nine times out of ten, it's going to save your son's life! Don't complain!

"May Day! Then you guys go first! I'll ask the driver to take you back first! We'll be back as soon as we're done with this side of things! Don't keep you waiting! ”

After all, the egg is a man, he can see everything a little bit, and he also knows that if something really happens, it is also for the good of his son, so in the end, everyone's purpose is not all for their little baby Green Ghost? Since everyone's purpose is the same, what is there to complain about? Besides, no matter what kind of green ghost the green ghost becomes in the future, is it different or bleeding the same blood as him, and the "egg (single)" that can never be changed? At most, the small eggs have become big eggs.

"Good! All right! All right! I'm going back! I haven't seen my beautiful sister master for so long, and I miss her a lot! The green ghost looked at the egg mother, and then at the big egg, and finally expressed his true feelings......

It's just that what's weird about that? It's like a young man in love--not seeing each other for a day, like three autumns......

Dan Ma was also speechless when she heard this.

Big Dan Dan waved his fat hand, "Let's go!" Let's go! Let's go! Hurry up! What the fuck little bastard! What kind of virtue is this? How old are you? Is! ”

"Say what? Old eggs! He's a little bastard, what are you? Old bastard? When the egg mother saw the big egg and spit out the green ghost, although she did think that this green ghost had the taste of "big and bad", but it was not good to say that her son was not good after all, and didn't this also deduct the "mother bastard" on her head? So immediately fought back against the big ball.

"You-me-me-that's a mantra!"

"What are you? What's wrong with the mantra? The mantra is bigger than the sky? ”

……

This little couple actually did it on such an occasion for this little thing?

However, "beating is pain, scolding is love, and noisy is more harmonious", I also knew that something would really happen to them, so I didn't even persuade them at all, and directly took the little hand of the green ghost, and followed the old driver who had been waiting by the side to take the car back to the "Egg House......

Egg Mansion is actually not far from the Sedum Hotel, which is only about ten kilometers away, which is only a matter of a few minutes if the road is smooth.

But it's seven or eight o'clock in the evening, although it's not the peak of traffic, but it's just a little low, plus this is a bustling area in the city center, and there are so many traffic lights that drivers get cramps when they step on the brakes. So although the car is good, although the driver is old, but the speed is not too fast, and when we return to the egg house at a fast speed, it is already past eight o'clock.

Ignoring the flattery of the servants to the green ghost, I ran straight to the room where the young ghost was - in fact, it was the "boudoir" of the green ghost, and after the arrival of the young uncle, he immediately occupied the magpie's nest and unceremoniously occupied the "room ownership" here. Of course, she didn't have it exclusively, but shared it with the Green Ghost, but of course the Green Ghost had to obey her orders and look at her eyes, otherwise the little ass would not suffer an unjustified disaster - no outsiders would be human.

"Strange uncle! Is it really the master looking for me? What's the matter with her looking for me? ”

Belch! This thing came back all the way back without asking anything, and now just put aside those idle people and so on, and immediately asked impatiently--you are really only five years old? With such an IQ that he knows to avoid his dad's eyeliner old driver?

I can't help but look at this goblin kid with confusion, could it be that this thing is actually reincarnated with memories? How old the is this? How can there be such a sense of vigilance? Is it caused by the long-term exposure of such a family, or is it actually caused by the washing of the tendons and marrow of the girl's uncle, which leads to the opening of various functions?

What was I still doing when I was 5 years old?

Kikiki, it's amazing!

It seems that if this product can cultivate smoothly to adulthood, his future or money will definitely be limitless!

As for the title - I don't know what to call him!

According to age, it's okay for me to call "uncle" at home, after all, my father and I "call brothers", and this title is beyond reproach. However, I am also a 21-year-old unmarried fresh meat boy, doesn't calling me "May Day Brother" look younger and more energetic?

According to the teacher, I said, I may have to call this little thing a senior brother! And what's even more terrifying is that in the future, if my instructor is an apprentice or an apprentice grandchild of a young girl's uncle, then wouldn't I have to call Uncle Little Things or Uncle Grand, etc.?

Dizzy! It's terrifying!

Dot! Sir! Little Ancestor! Let's talk about our seniority by age.

"Uncle Strange" is definitely much more powerful than "nephew", "grandson" and so on - thinking about this section, I actually think that the title of "Uncle Strange" is so lofty, you must know that the "Uncle Strange" in my mind before is based on the "man in a suit" as a prototype and extended......

"Yes! Neither is it! I'm here to keep you safe! ”

For some reason, I couldn't afford to fool a little kid at the moment, but regarded him as a peer, so I told the truth.

"Is that the big yellow fang? Is he a danger to me? The green ghost asked curiously, twinking with long eyelashes and wide eyes.

Belch! It seems that the green ghost at that time was just half-naïve and half-pretending to be an idiot! This thing knows everything like a mirror in his heart!

It's not bad to lose to Lao Tzu, or this kid will hold a grudge, then I won't let him wear small shoes in the future in Miao Village?

However, he is suddenly so precocious, and he is still playing with the little girl like that, is it really good? There is also an attachment to the girl's uncle - if it weren't for the girl's uncle's lifespan of only three years, maybe a realistic version of Yang Guo and Xiaolongnu would be staged!

But what the hell is this tendon washing and marrow cutting? How can it change the green ghost so much? From all kinds of legends and allusions, doesn't this washing of tendons and marrow change the capacity of the body's tendons and veins and the degree of compatibility with cultivation? How is it possible that even intelligence has been incidentally improved?

Could it be that the girl's uncle used more than just washing the muscles and marrow?

But what other means can be so magical?

Girl's uncle, can you teach both hands? No? That's fine, let's get some of the means for this! Let us also develop intelligence and enjoy the life of highly intelligent people.

"Hmmm! It's him, he wants to hurt you! I nodded affirmatively, and seeing that the green ghost was about to open his mouth to ask again, I hurriedly said, "Let's go find your master first!" I still have something urgent to report! ”

If you want to say something, you have to say it immediately, and if you delay the time for some inconsequential reason, which has serious consequences, it will be depressing.

"Okay!" Although the green ghost was reluctant, he had to nod his head in agreement.

Seeing that his expression was a little unhappy - hehehe, that's right! Don't forget that you are still a child, only a five-year-old child, don't always pretend to be a 50-year-old man, what is the meaning of that kind of life? Do you still feel like you had a childhood when you're old?

……

"What happened? I haven't felt your breath for more than an hour? ”

As soon as the green ghost and I entered the "boudoir" of the girl's uncle, we didn't even breathe, and the girl's uncle asked softly through the veil, the voice was crisp and gentle, as if asking me if I was doing well and unhappy recently.

Belch! This surprised me - it turns out that the young uncle has been paying attention to me? But—

"I'm keeping an eye on you, but I'm not interested in your life, so I just smell your breath and don't use my sense to see what you're doing, so you don't have to worry about your privacy?"

Belch! Before I could finish thinking about it, the girl's uncle saw through my thoughts.

But what do you mean behind that? Could it be that Lao Tzu thought that Lao Tzu used this opportunity to find flowers and ask willows, and deliberately blocked his own breath?

Although you are strong and senior, if you slander me like this again, be careful that I will sue you for slander!

"It's not! That--I met a cultist who tried to suck the soul of the green ghost at the apprenticeship banquet, but I stopped me, and then I was locked in a magical place by one of his treasures, maybe that's why I was cut off from the breath!? I'll tell you, that man is awesome—"

"Humph! Crooked demons, jumping clowns! ”

…… (To be continued.) )