[Who said it was a horse?] If you come out, I promise I won't kill you]

[It's obviously a lion] [Lion with leg slimming injections, don't mind]

[The mane is all dragged to the ground? That's an exaggeration, isn't it? 】

[Bronze Trap Beast? Suspected Mohist's tricks】

[Such a fat horse's hooves, kick whoever is pregnant]

[It's over, retreat at least more than 30 meters before you can turn out]

[High energy in the front, brothers in the back row don't look at its eyes]

[Ahh It's so dizzy, this reflection is so dazzling]

[Don't look at its head, its eyes are reflective and fatal]

……

The barrage is not an exaggeration at all, the copper mane of this copper horse has indeed dragged to the ground, and under the gallop, fine sparks are rubbed everywhere it passes. Its massive body occupies more than half the width of the tomb, and its giant copper bell-like eyes are coated with enhanced reflective paint, reflecting the light of the Divine Fire Flashlight and Hydra searchlight, making people dizzy.

And this is exactly what the designer wants, while you are dizzy, the horse's hooves are coming in an instant.

This sprint, don't hit the south wall and don't look back.

"Sir! Can you stop it? ”

Fang Yan took Jin Ling'er to the side wall, and the fat man and Er Zhu on the opposite side also leaned against the wall, their chests against their backs, and they wished that the bulging meat on their stomachs was less than three catties.

"The distance of this horse is not long, and the impact is not very strong. I'll give it a try, it should work. Boss, when it gets closer, you can take a look at it, and see what kind of species it is. ”

Lord Wei lifted up the sleeves of his military coat, straddled a horse, and stood firmly in the center of the tomb. The audience looked confused: "Even if you are a descendant of the sun, there is no need to die like this, right?" ”

The situation was critical, and no one had time to persuade them, and the two huge hooves of the camel bells stepped down head-on.

"Uh-huh!" Lord Wei raised his hand to parry, and his arms, which were as thick as giant pythons, burst with dragon green tendons, and he had the potential to carry the tripod, and he actually grabbed the two giant hooves!

Sneer......

One man and one horse continued to slide on the rough stone road for more than ten meters, and the metal embedded in the heel of Lord Wei's military boots was embedded in the ground and scorched fire, no matter how big the impact inertia was, it could not make this soldier king unbalanced. On the contrary, this beast that looks like a horse is not a horse has lost its arrogance, like a classic car with a dead lamp, and it can't shine at all.

In one word, steady.

This is the main reason why Fang Yan is happy to take Lord Wei to the tomb, the Lord is a real person, never reckless, but if he says "yes", then it will definitely work.

[Damn! Is this really our country's special forces? 】

[The world's top ten special forces forces, my country is not ranked first]

[I seem to see the hope of domestic special forces]

[Isn't this the violent maniac who smashed the keyboard in the Internet café? 】

[I'm sorry, I'm the king of soldiers]

[Hee-hee! Why don't you touch the belt at this time? (Powder)

……

At first, the barrage was still good at talking, all kinds of touting and exclamation, and suddenly, a discordant pink barrage attracted millions of eyeballs:

[Wei Jian? Is that you? Last Friday, you slept and my mother forgot to give money] (pink)

"This ......" The fat man was sweating profusely and squeezed his eyes at him, "Lord Wei Xiang, you really didn't give money last week?" ”

"How do I remember? Lao Tzu slept with seven or eight dancing girls last week, and after getting drunk, how do you remember if you have all checked out? Not...... This beast is so strong, it wants to break free from me. Boss, find out how this mechanism is broken. ”

Lord Wei's face turned red as he spoke, and on the surface, it seemed that one person and one horse were in a harmonious confrontation in stillness, but in fact, there were thousands of catties of dark energy competing every second.

The audience was completely detonated by the barrage of debt collection, and a large number of netizens who like to spoof also played the role of prostitutes/girls who collected debts, so that no one was interested in studying the authenticity of the original barrage:

[Pull Diao ruthless? Yes, role model in the army]

[I hate it, people drank with you and sang with you last night, and you didn't settle your account]

【True Merry King】

[People were whipped thirty times by you last night, but you didn't pay] (powder)

[Wei Jian, you bastard, where are you hiding from your sister's first night? ] 】

[666, ruined]

[Millions of blood books angrily begged the lord to tear this horse]

……

"Boss, do you recognize it? I can't stand it anymore. ”

said that if you can't stand it, you can't stand it, Wei Jian is really real, the voice has not fallen, and a backward roll to avoid the edge temporarily.

"It's okay, this horse is too fat, the tomb is narrow and short, it is so tall, the width of the direct turn is not enough, and if you want to stand upright on its hind legs and turn around, it will meet again. Tsk, the person who designed this trap beast is stupid. Like a child who has found a new toy, Wifi Man happily leans against the wall and retreats behind the bronze horse.

"Come on, come on, the fat man is right behind you, and he kind of bites me." Jin girl, you come over too, my side is absolutely safe. The fat man also went around to the back end of the horse's tail, playing with his mouth, and his body was more cowardly than anyone else, knowing that the horse's butt could not be touched, and always beware of it raising its feet and kicking it.

However, there is also a narrow way to turn in a narrow place.

I saw that the bronze horse suddenly raised its head, its front hooves were raised, the bones of its hind legs suddenly contracted, and it fell to the ground with a snap, and two light wheels popped out of its knees, and the whole half-kneeling horse turned around mechanically, making the fat man's face pale, "Mom, what the hell." Come on, Master Ma, I was wrong, you always turn back, turn back. ”

Fang Yan naturally wouldn't let it turn around successfully, stepped forward and kicked the horse's head, and then jumped on the horse's back, as he expected, this beast saw that it couldn't be ridden underneath, and before it could sit down, it was irritable, and after getting up, it leaned forward and backwards, Fang Yan almost fell off the horse three times in a row.

The audience was worried, but they saw that Emperor Yan insisted on observing the horse's neck under the high-frequency swaying, he didn't say a word, and his palm was accidentally scratched when he brushed his mane, but he still insisted on groping. The horse tossed too violently several times, Fang Yan lay on his back, and almost hit the top wall with his extreme curled up.

This bronze horse is two thousand catties to say the least, upside down and obedient, churning infinitely in a narrow space, and the road surface under the giant hooves is faintly cracked, revealing imperceptible cracks.

"Uncle, come down quickly, if you don't stop, this place will collapse."

"It's a lion's skull!"

Finally, Fang Yan spit out an obscure word.

"Lion skull? Tang Taizong's lion skull? It's just a simulated bronze beast, no wonder it looks so much like a lion. ”

Jin Ling'er pursed her lips slightly, and an illustration and an ancient text vaguely appeared in front of her eyes:

"According to the "Zizhi Tongjian", Taizong has a horse named Lion, and he is fat and incapable of controlling. (Wu Zetian) was the palace maid on the side, and said to Taizong: "The concubine can make it, but it must have three things, one iron whip, two iron sashes, and three daggers." If he refuses to accept the blow of the iron whip, he shall be struck with an iron slap, and if he refuses, his throat shall be cut off with a dagger. ’”

"When is this, sister, please talk to you, your chrysanthemum hurts when you say it." The fat man urged with a bitter face.

"I'm going to talk to people." Fang Yan was suddenly relieved, straightened the brim of his cap, held the horse's head with one hand, and said hurriedly: "Li Shimin has a horse named Lion Skull, fat and capricious, no one can tame it. Wu Zetian was serving on the side at that time and said to Tang Taizong: 'I can subdue it, but I need three things: one is an iron whip, the second is an iron rod, and the third is a dagger.

If you don't accept it, you hit it on the head with an iron rod, and if you don't accept it, you cut its throat with a dagger. ’”

"I know how to crack it! Sir, Bright Whip! ”

Fang Yan grabbed the mouth of the bronze horse, pointed to a ring of indentations above, and said, "Tie here first!" ”

"Yes, I like the whip the most." Lord Wei took out a green python whip from the side pocket of his backpack, and because a large number of viewers were still hacking him, he omitted the second half of the sentence, "I still like candles." ”

Bright whip, Emperor Yan is missing one word, a sentence of "bright whip", which frightened the audience.

As everyone knows, this pit father's sentence of "bright whip" has become a stalk that the traitorous ministers almost played rotten in the future:

[Bright whip? Hmm, shame] (pink)

[anchor, I'm calling the police]

[What whip?] What size? Dragon whip or horse whip or sausage? 】

[Why did I think of the evil taking off my pants]

[The beauty flower path is too deep, and I can't reach the whip]