Chapter 115: A Clever Plan for Lack of Virtue
The people of Da Zhou and the mercenaries had special personnel to arrange food and lodging, and after the meeting, Gao Zhenshan finally arranged the defense matters, and rushed to the hospital with Haotian without taking care of eating.
There were too many wounded, and the hospital itself was not too big because of the size of the cave, and the wards had already been full, so Pan Yue, the leader of the logistics brigade, could only temporarily requisition the school and kindergarten before he could barely arrange the wounded.
The efficiency in the base is still very high, the five seriously injured people in the car have been placed in two rooms in the hospital, Zhang Xiaoguang and the two professors Wang Zixue and Xiao Wenyao are in one room, and Qin Fei and the maid of Da Zhou are in another room.
All five are still unconscious.
To Zheng Haotian and Gao Zhenshan's surprise, Fang Hongrui, the princess of the Great Zhou, was actually at the door of Zhang Xiaoguang's room, talking to Xiaoguang's parents.
Obviously, everyone already knows the reason for Xiaoguang's injury.
Mother Chen Yuan kept looking Fang Hongrui up and down, thinking, how good are the two girls in this base, why does her son have to be a flower messenger outside to suffer this crime? But what a princess, this looks really good, you have to have a face, you have to have a figure, the key is a big chest and a round butt, it must be easy to raise!
Chu Yiyi is also there, since Xiaoguang is gone, Chu Yiyi often comes to Xiaoguang's house to help with some housework and take care of Tingting, but now she is just quietly listening to Chen Yuan and Fang Hongrui talking, looking like she has nothing to do with herself, and she looks light.
However, Shi Yan had a bitter and hateful expression, staring at Fang Hongrui viciously, and there was a tendency to find fault .......
"Mountain man, you don't think about your clever plan, why did you come here?" Seeing Zheng Haotian coming over, Fang Hongrui quipped.
Zheng Haotian smiled and countered: "Xiaoguang is our leader, of course we have to come to visit. But you, princess, probably came before you ate, right? Is it because you are too worried about our political commissar? But our Xiaoguang political commissar is really good, it is a good choice that the princess can entrust for life! ”
Fang Hongrui smiled, "It's a pity, your political commissar is already famous, and some little daughters-in-law are eager to eat me now!" Obviously, what he said was Shi Yan, "Okay, don't delay you, I'm going to eat." ”
Watching Fang Hongrui lead people away, Shi Yan raised his little fist hatefully!
After reading Xiaoguang, Gao Zhenshan went to see the injured people in the first and fourth companies, but Zheng Haotian went directly to Dr. Chang.
The two conspired in a pharmacy for a long time, and Zheng Haotian took a bag of things and left.
Old man Chang looked at Zheng Haotian at the door of the pharmacy stupidly, and sighed deeply.
The newcomer Lao Fan, who happened to be passing by, passed by, "What's wrong, Lao Chang?" What are you sighing for? ”
"I'm worried now!"
"What are you worried about?"
"I'm worried that the hospital is too small, and there are too many patients."
"Small is small, but isn't this all lived?" Lao Fan said suspiciously.
"You don't understand, I'm not talking about today, but tomorrow!"
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Zheng Haotian came out of the old man Chang, went directly to the Chinese medicine department, and after a long time with the old Chinese medicine doctor Huayi, he left with a bag.
Old man Hua chased him out and pointed at Zheng Haotian's back and scolded: "You kid is also a bad belly!" I tell you, don't go too far, be careful of hurting Tianhe! provoked everyone in the hospital to look out, and no one knew how Zheng Haotian provoked this stubborn old man.
Zheng Haotian didn't finish it, he went to the kitchen again, took two bags of things and left, the chef in the kitchen didn't dare to stop him, he could only stare at two eyes, and watch Haotian go away like a monster.
In the end, Zheng Haotian went to the logistics warehouse and asked for half of the toilet paper in stock.
The storekeeper didn't dare to ask why, thinking that this chief of staff was crazy, so he hurriedly asked people to find Pan Yue, the captain of the logistics brigade.
When Pan Yue heard this, he was also a monk of Zhang's second son, and he was confused. Quickly put down the work in his hand and ran to ask Haotian, what do you want paper for?
Zheng Haotian said with a smile: "You came just in time, I have a job, I don't worry about others, so I can only hand it over to you." ”
"What kind of work?"
"I'll give you two bags of stuff, you find someone reliable and sprinkle them all on toilet paper. I'll give you two hours, and when you're done, you'll send them to the fortifications at the gate!" ”
Pan Yue took the two bags of things suspiciously, looked inside, and was a little surprised! "Chief of Staff, what's the use of this?"
"Very useful! Don't worry, hahaha! Zheng Haotian left the stammering Pan Yue, and Shi Shiran went to eat.
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When Pan Yue finished his work, he led people to move the toilet paper to the fortifications, and found that Zheng Haotian was already waiting there, and there were Guo Jiming, Cao Chi, Lei Gang, and Lei Tong next to him, but they were all wearing civilian clothes.
Guo Jiming and the other four people were obviously very excited.
"You four, do you understand?" Zheng Haotian asked.
"Got it!" Guo Jiming smiled from ear to ear, "Chief of Staff, we are definitely all the way!" ”
"Well, safety first! You must pay attention to your own safety, if you are discovered, find a way to protect yourself first, and I will naturally have other ways in the future! Zheng Haotian advised.
The four of them nodded and understood.
"Alright, let's go!" Zheng Haotian gave an order, and Guo Jiming's four people secretly crawled out of a hidden shooting port.
"Drop the paper down and give it to them." Zheng Haotian pointed to the firing port.
Pan Yue was even more confused now, so he had to command the people and throw all the paper down, Guo Jiming and the four of them took the toilet paper, turned around and ...... into the night.
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In a blink of an eye, the next day, the people of Junan really caught a lot of stonemasons, and there are still a few stone carving factories near Qingshan Airport, after all, it is a mountainous area.
Yan Qi was looking at the more than thirty stonemasons and was very satisfied!
"General, where do we start digging?" One of the Commanders asked.
"Where? Go find a hidden place, they were on guard when we rushed in, and they increased casualties in vain! Yan Qizheng's mind is still very clear.
"The general really loves soldiers like a son!" The other commander patted a little ass, "I think it's better to let our people shout and curse at the door, so that it can distract their attention, and it can also provide cover for the stonemasons, so that they can hear the voice!" ”
"Well, that's good!" Yan Qizheng nodded, "If we really don't move, they should be suspicious!" Order the brothers, after breakfast, go to their door to scold my mother! ”
"Okay!"
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In the base, Zheng Haotian asked people to invite Princess Fang Hongrui and others to come to the fortifications early in the morning, saying that they were inviting her to watch a play.
Fang Hongrui was stunned for a moment, knowing that this was to let him see how Silver Dawn retreated, nodded, and came with his own guards.
The fortifications were already full of people, all of whom had heard that there was a bustle coming. Fang Hongrui and Jiang Shuang naturally had a place arranged by Zheng Haotian, and there was a shooting port in front of them, and they could see the situation outside at a glance.
Listening to the foul language of thousands of people outside, Fang Hongrui couldn't stand it no matter how self-relict she was, and pointed outside and asked Zheng Haotian next to him, "Didn't the chief of staff let me listen to the scolding?" ”
"Princess, don't worry!" Zheng Haotian smiled: "Searchlight, turn it on for me!" ”
"Bang Bang!" Several searchlights outside the base were lit up, and the outside was snow-white, and the thousands of scolding soldiers couldn't open their eyes!
These thousands of soldiers were really startled, for fear that the people inside would take the opportunity to kill them, they all used knives and guns for a long time, and when their eyes got used to it, they found that the other party was still cowering in the gate!
"Fuck, scared the hell!" A soldier, "Damn, I'm scared of, I'll go first!" After saying that, he ran away holding his stomach.
"Hahaha!" The soldier next to him pointed at him and laughed!
"Oops, I'm also a little anxious, wait for me, let's go together!" Another soldier also chased after him, clutching his stomach.
"Zhen Nyima is a shame on Lao Tzu!" A hundred households scolded: "This little scene can also frighten ......." Oops! Holy shit, this stomach hurts, fuck! After saying that, he also ran ...... holding his stomach.
In the fortifications, Zheng Haotian has been outside, "Princess, the show has begun!" ”
When Fang Hongrui heard this, she looked up and didn't see anything for a long time. "What's the show? I really didn't see it! ”
Zheng Haotian smiled and looked at Guo Jiming and the other four behind him, and Guo Jiming gave an OK gesture!
After another ten minutes, Fang Hongrui and the others finally saw the problem!
"Princess, they all seem to have diarrhea collectively!" Jiang Shuang pointed outside in a daze!
At this time, there are not many people outside who are scolding their mothers, most of them are running around looking for a place to defecate, many people can't run out a few steps, they start to squat down and pull up, obviously they can't run, and they can see it at a glance in the snow-white searchlight!
"Have you used up all the phenolphthalein tablets?" The old man next to him was also dumbfounded!
"Sir, what are phenolphthalein tablets?" The princess asked.
Old man Chang looked at this beautiful little girl and said depressedly: "To treat constipation, eating too much can kill people!" Pity me for having only a dozen bottles left in my pharmacy, and the rest were all taken by the 'great' chief of staff! ”
Below Hongrui knew why the people outside had diarrhea, "How did you do it?" ”
"Nothing, just dissolve the pills with water and pour them all into the waterwheel they cook!" Zheng Haotian said lightly. Now the weather is freezing cold, and it is difficult for the army to find water sources when walking, so there are waterwheels to follow the army.
"What about my croton?" Hua Traditional Chinese Medicine also came, staring at Zheng Haotian with old eyes.
Zheng Haotian shrugged, "It's gone." ”
"It's gone!" The old Chinese medicine doctor was furious, "So many crotons are gone? ”
"No, I'll grind it all into flour and let people mix it into their rice noodles!" Zheng Haotian pointed out with an innocent face.
The old Chinese medicine doctor looked at the crowd outside, and angrily pointed at Zheng Haotian's head and scolded: "You lack virtue, this is going to die!" ”
"Alas!" Doctor Chang also frowned, "More than 6,000 people have no valves on their buttocks, what can we do, we don't have so many medicines and equipment in the entire hospital!" If one person hangs a hanging needle, it will cost 6,000 sets! ”
Fang Hongrui was also convinced, "The chief of staff is powerful, but people probably also have doctors, and they want to withdraw from the army with two flavors of medicine, but not necessarily." ”
"Don't worry, princess, it's only the first half!" Zheng Haotian smiled a little badly, "Of course they have doctors, but there are some things that can't be cured by medicine!" ”
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"me, that immoral one touched the pepper on the toilet paper!" A soldier outside who was wiping his ass yelled!
In a fragile place like a chrysanthemum, smear a little chili pepper, the taste is ......, it must be very refreshing!
"Ahh Yes! ~"There are people around who keep pouting their butts and wailing!
"What's wrong with these people?" With more and more people like this, Fang Hongrui also saw that something was wrong, how could this diarrhea pull the feeling of giving birth to a child!
"I know that." Pan Yue pouted, "Their toilet paper is probably full of chili noodles and pepper." ”
"How do you know?" Fang Hongrui asked in surprise, "Who did this, it's too lacking in morality!" ”
"Hehe, Your Royal Highness the Princess, it seems that I did this!" Pan Yue said with a wry smile.
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The soldier's ass outside couldn't stand it anymore, so he began to scratch the snow and cover his buttocks to relieve the pain.
It works! Many soldiers began to follow suit!
"It's over, it's over!" The old Chinese medicine doctor Hua Yi stomped his feet and shouted, "The cold air enters the inner abdomen from the **, this dysentery can't be stopped!" ”
Lao Chang and Lao Fan and others also shook their heads, "It turned out to be just drug-induced diarrhea, but now it is estimated to become pathological diarrhea!" ”
"Hey! Look at that, his is coming straight out of his fingers! Guo Jiming looked at it with vigor and pointed to a person and shouted.
When everyone heard the sound, there was really a person, covering the chrysanthemum with snow, but there was still yellow liquid flowing out along the fingers!
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"Princess, if I don't let people save them now, it is estimated that by tomorrow morning, there will be at most sixty of these six thousand people alive, do you believe it?" Zheng Haotian looked at Fang Hongrui with a smile.
Fang Hongrui couldn't laugh now, and bowed slightly to Zheng Haotian, "Chief of Staff's clever plan, Hongrui admires!" ”