Chapter 24 Lin Ruofan who has no discipline
Success is always accompanied by endless troubles.
Tang Bohu in this world is lucky, he is brilliant, talented, has excellent martial arts, has a lot of wealth, and what happened to Tang Bohu in another world is simply worlds apart; But he is also unlucky, although Tang Bohu in another world is poor, but there is never a shortage of good women who fall in love with him and are willing to sweep the bed for him. And Tang Bohu in this world, although there are nine wives in the family, however, these nine wives are all easy to gamble!
Eight cousins are forgotten, they were chosen by their own mother, no way. But Akika...... Why are you so kind to outsiders and so kind outside, but after entering my Tang family's house, you are the one who likes to gamble the most?!
"Alas...... I would have turned my heart to the bright moon, but the bright moon shines on the ditch......"
Tang Bohu sighed helplessly while soaking his chicken wings, why is Qiu Xiang's temperament wrong?
"The bright moon has not changed through the ages, and the ditch has been reincarnated for several years! The dignified Tang Bohu and Tang Jieyuan will also have times of sorrow! What a surprise to the little brother. ”
Suddenly, a voice sounded, but a fifteen or sixteen-year-old boy was lazily squatting on the wall of the backyard where Tang Bohu roasted chicken wings, his eyes full of curiosity.
"This brother is free and easy, it's just Tang's heart, how can Brother Tai understand? I don't know what happened to my brother Tai coming to my Tang Mansion? ”
The words of the visitor seemed to cause Tang Bohu's sadness, and he sighed faintly, and was not dissatisfied with the rude behavior of the visitor.
"It's the little brother Meng Lang, the younger brother's surname is Lin Ruofan, and he has long heard of Tang Jieyuan's willingness to bend his waist as a slave for the sake of a beautiful woman, so he is here to solve problems for Tang Jieyuan."
Lin Ruofan smiled, jumped off the wall, walked in front of Tang Bohu with a big grin, and said calmly, not guarding against Tang Bohu at all.
Tang Bohu's eyes flashed with a fine light, the corners of his mouth were slightly hooked, but the tense muscles quietly relaxed, and he lowered his head and concentrated on roasting chicken wings.
Lin Ruofan noticed that Tang Bohu's method of roasting chicken wings was not the same as that of ordinary small vendors, his hand holding the fork sometimes protruded, sometimes flipped, sometimes meandered, sometimes light, sometimes heavy. In his hand, the fork seemed to come to life. In a trance, Lin Ruofan suddenly felt that what was in front of him was not a fork, but a sharp spear!
"Good kung fu!"
Lin Ruofan almost subconsciously high-fived and praised, Tang Bohu is worthy of being a talent, he can also practice martial arts while roasting chicken wings, no wonder he can practice the Tang family's overlord gun to the point that he can stab people to death without a gun.
"What are you talking about, brother? It's just a chicken wing, where is the effort? ”
Tang Bohu was a little surprised, what kind of person is this guy, at such a young age, he has such eyesight?
"Why is Tang Xie Yuan testing his younger brother? The younger brother has already said that the younger brother is solving problems for Tang Jieyuan. ”
Lin Ruofan smiled bitterly in his heart, if Tang Bohu didn't say this, it would be okay, Lin Ruofan could still attribute Tang Bohu's behavior to the fact that he had practiced martial arts to the realm of returning to the basics, and every move was with kung fu. As soon as you say this, it is obvious that it means: see it, this is our kung fu, if you are interested, quickly tell your true purpose!
"Oh...... It turned out to be like this......" Tang Bohu suddenly looked abrupt, and a smile appeared on his face, revealing eight big white teeth, with a wave of his big hand, his fingers pointed directly at the back door, and said: "Please!" ”
Fack! Tang Bohu, you bastard!
Lin Ruofan's face turned black directly, this bastard, really think he has no goods in his stomach?!
"That's it...... Since Tang Jieyuan is wary of his little brother, he should treat it as if his little brother has never come! Lin Ruofan shook his head helplessly, stood up and left, muttering as he walked: "What a weird person, who doesn't know that you have a discord in your backyard?" Kindly send you a solution, you still don't appreciate it! ”
Call~~
A gust of wind blew, and Tang Bohu, who was still squatting behind Lin Ruofan and roasting chicken wings, was already standing in front of the back door, blocking the back door tightly, holding Lin Ruofan's hand with an enthusiastic face, dragging him to the side of the pavilion, and at the same time said in his mouth: "Come on, come on...... Brother Lin, for my brother and you hit it off at first sight, why don't you talk about it? ”
I'll go! Your attitude has changed so quickly!
Tang Bohu almost forcibly pressed Lin Ruofan on the stone bench in the pavilion, and said with a smile: "Brother Lin will ...... later." Later, we'll talk about it when my brother makes a pot of tea for you! ”
Lin Ruofan looked at Tang Bohu who had even performed light skills in a daze, and his heart was full of malice.
This guy ...... How long have you been alone in the empty room? Look at this, I don't know how long I've been holding back!
"Come on, come on...... Brother Lin, try our tea here! ”
Don't underestimate the potential of a man who has been holding back for countless days, especially a man like Tang Bohu, who guards his wife and keeps the empty room alone, Lin Ruofan came back to his senses, this guy should have made the tea, looked at Lin Ruofan eagerly, and looked at Lin Ruofan with a burning look of burning eyes.
"Tang Xie Yuan is polite, let's talk about this method first!"
Lin Ruofan was stared at by him and felt uncomfortable, put down the teacup he had just picked up, and said helplessly.
"You say you say it!"
Tang Bohu didn't even have a little politeness, and directly urged Lin Ruofan to do the trick, only to make Lin Ruofan's face stunned.
"As the saying goes: 'To untie the bell, you must tie the bell', the younger brother heard that the sister-in-law's biggest interest is the pai gow and other things, then we must start from here!"
Lin Ruofan leaned close to Tang Bohu's ear and whispered, only then did he say this, Tang Bohu's face turned dark, obviously thinking of something bad.
"Brother Lin, this method has already been tried for my brother......"
Tang Bohu opened his mouth with a dark face, his eyes were a little bad, and that stinky face was clearly the kind that lost miserably.
"Alas...... Listen to me! If the sisters-in-law have been playing these games for too long, they will naturally be more proficient than Tang Jieyuan, but what if we create a new way to play? ”
Lin Ruofan looked at Tang Bohu's stinky face, and he was not angry, and said with a smile, with the expression of a buddy with a trick, Tang Bohu's eyes lit up.
"Listen to me......"
Lin Ruofan approached Tang Bohu's ear, muttered and whispered, and explained to Tang Bohu the kind of card games that were popular among men, women and children in his previous life.
Lin Ruofan said nothing else, it was the landlord who made Lin Ruofan love and hate!
The rules of fighting the landlord are very simple, a group of three, fifty-four cards, play casually, and you can play until you spit out.
Regarding Tang Bohu, Lin Ruofan thought about it yesterday.
Even Mrs. Hua can clean up the four idiots who are and, let alone Tang Bohu, who can hang Mrs. Hua, those four guys are not a problem for Tang Bohu at all. Therefore, a large part of Tang Bohu's troubles may be this autumn fragrance.
"Tang Jieyuan, let's choose the number of people, you are one, sister-in-law is one, plus aunt, to say something offensive, the reason why aunt chose eight sisters-in-law for you is not to let you spread the branches of the Tang family? You will explain the reason to her at that time, plus this thing is new, the rules can be completely set by you, plus the cooperation of your aunt, when the time comes, you are afraid of being alone at night? ”
Lin Ruofan's laughter can no longer be described as obscene, the whole thing is a villain who lured Tang Bohu to fall!
"Hey...... Hahaha...... Lin Brothers...... That's a ...... idea. Ahaha......"
Tang Bohu's brain didn't turn as fast as usual, Lin Ruofan put forward an assumption, this guy didn't know where to think of it, and he laughed extremely well.
"Young master, those four catchers outside are coming to see you again!"
Just when Tang Bohu was laughing very vividly, the subordinates of the Tang Mansion didn't know which horn came out of nowhere, and they told Tang Bohu expressionlessly that someone was visiting.
"Didn't you see the young master, am I entertaining guests? Tell them, no! ”
Tang Bohu is fantasizing about it, don't want it, you interrupt his fantasy now, aren't you looking for a draw? sprayed the person on the spot.
"Wait a minute!" Lin Ruofan suddenly opened his mouth to stop the subordinate who was about to retreat, turned to Tang Bohu and said, "Tang Jieyuan, it's idle anyway, it's better to go and have a look." It just so happens that you haven't really experimented with this method of mine, so isn't it just someone who has sent it to your door? Give them a try. ”
"Brother Lin is right, this new way of playing really needs to be practiced, anyway, these people are outsiders, and my ladies don't go out of the door one by one, and I'm not afraid that they will know. Let's go, Brother Lin, let's go and have a look. ”
Tang Bohu's IQ that was washed away by the flames finally came online, and he nodded and agreed.
Tang Bohu's residence is actually not very big, although his family has a lot of money, but after all, people should be low-key, right?
Lin Ruofan followed Tang Bohu all the way to the front hall, and it didn't take long, as soon as he arrived in the front hall, three men and one woman met Lin Ruofan's eyes.
Lin Ruofan only knew one of these three men, that is, the man who asked him for rabbit food without skin and face in the wild, and the other two men he didn't know, one with his hands around his chest, and a sword was tightly pressed against his chest, one face had no expression, like a wooden pestle in the front hall, and the other was a man in his thirties, with an angular face, wearing a leather felt hat, and pushing a wooden wheelchair with both hands. The rest of the woman, Mo was in her twenties, and her face was expressionless, and she was in the wooden wheelchair.
"Guys, what's the matter? If it's still the same thing, please forgive me for not being able to agree. ”
Although Tang Bohu is Xie Yuan, he prefers to call himself by the name of the rivers and lakes, especially in front of the public.
"Tang Jieyuan, it was indeed us Meng Lang yesterday, so I came to apologize to Tang Jieyuan today. The inferior people have already received the tip, and the four major flower thieves have gone north and will not come to Suzhou Mansion again, Tang Jieyuan can rest assured! ”
The man holding the sword arched his hand at Tang Bohu, his face was a little bad.
Yesterday they went back and thought about it all night, and felt that it was a bit unreliable to come back to Tang Bohu to take revenge on Tang Bohu, and they were analyzing it, and the result was that the line report came, and the whereabouts of the east and west and the south and the north were written very clearly, these four guys put a smoke bomb to attract the eyes of the public to Tang Bohu in Suzhou, but they and others secretly went all the way to the north, and they were about to arrive in Beijing at this time!
"I see, that's good. If there is something to do next, I won't send a few, send off guests! ”
Tang Bo Hupi laughed twice, and directly issued an eviction order. That unceremonious tone made the four of them turn dark on the spot.
Lin Ruofan shook his head helplessly.
This guy is really, don't say it if you can't speak, is there a difference between you and Tang Bohu? Rest assured? It seems that Tang Bohu will be worried all day long after you are gone!