The second monk He Lei was puzzled, and couldn't wait to ask: "Fire Qilin, since you know so much about the Jade Flute Prince, can you tell the truth?" ”

The fire qilin smiled wryly and said: "Lord He, the Jade Flute Gongzi is a love saint, he looks like a talent, and the beauties around him are like clouds, it is because of these beauties that he violated the rules of heaven, entered the nether realm, and became a monster." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”

"Is that really the case? Could it be that the predecessor of the Jade Flute Boy is also in Heaven? He Lei asked puzzled.

"Yes, his whole life was ruined at the hands of women, alas—red face and trouble." The fire unicorn sighed.

"The Jade Flute Gongzi was destroyed in the hands of a woman? What the hell is going on? He Lei asked suspiciously.

"Don't worry, listen to me a story first." The fire qilin recalled the days when he was with the Jade Flute Prince, and after a moment of silence, he told the absurd and bizarre story......

A long, long time ago, I lived with the Jade Flute Master in the Heavenly Court, at that time, I was a vulture bird, and the Jade Flute Master was a white rabbit spirit, and we watched Chang'e dance together in the Moon Palace, watched Wu Gang make wine, and slowly, we became good friends.

One day, the two of us secretly ate the elixir in Guanghan Palace, and we were afraid that the palace master Chang'e would punish us, so we hid in a tree hole and didn't dare to squeak. After a long time, there was no movement outside, so we went out to peep, and at that moment, someone grabbed our ears from behind.

"You two little thieves, you dare to steal the master's elixir, hand it over quickly." A delicate voice, with sweetness.

When we both looked back, it turned out to be a beautiful girl.

"Sister Beauty, we have eaten it in our stomachs and can't hand it over anymore, so you can let us go! Don't dare next time. The white rabbit spirit said.

"There's no next time, little white rabbit, do you know how atmospheric Sister Chang'e is? Do you know who the elixir is for? The girl asked.

When the White Rabbit Jing heard this, she trembled with fright and begged: "Sister, I was wrong, please say a few good words for me in front of Sister Chang'e, and I will remember you for the rest of my life." ”

"You naughty ghost, I really can't do anything about you, forget it, I don't see it, let's go!" The beauty let go of her hand and said helplessly.

The white rabbit spirit knelt down and saluted, and said sweetly: "Sister beauty, thank you." ”

"Let's go! Spirits. The beauty goddess said and waved her hand.

I ran away with the White Rabbit Spirit, came to a fairy cave mansion, saw the charming scenery, and was reluctant to leave, so I concentrated on cultivating inside. Maybe it's because of eating the elixir, the two of us have greatly increased our strength and are able to transform into human form. I became a tall and mighty man, the white rabbit spirit became a jade tree in the wind, he secretly went down to earth with a jade flute, those fair ladies in the mortal world do not know how much he was fascinated by him, he was called the jade flute son, and became a generation of love saints.

I heard that the Jade Flute Boy was at ease in the mortal world, and my heart was itchy, so I secretly went down to earth while the master was not paying attention. By chance, I met Jin Niang, the two of us love each other, although we have experienced a lot of twists and turns, but we are still white. The Jade Flute Boy is different, his feelings are not single-minded, and he treats those women who love him deeply as old clothes and throws them away one after another.

"Fire Qilin, are you telling the truth?" He Lei asked.

"Of course it's true, you forgot, I have a treasure that can see the past and the future, this treasure you have seen its magic, I don't need to say more." The fire unicorn stopped talking about this.

"Fire Qilin, can you take out the treasure and open our eyes? I would like to know something about the Jade Flute Prince. He Lei said.

"It's a disaster for a red face, don't look at it, the Jade Flute Son has been planted in the hands of women in this life." Fire Qilin said.

"What the hell is going on?" He Lei asked.

The fire unicorn saw that He Lei blindly asked, so he had to take out the space-time mirror, and there were words in his mouth, and after a while, a handsome and dashing boy appeared in the space-time mirror, He Lei took a closer look, it was the jade flute boy, in front of him, was a beautiful girl, pear blossoms with rain.

"Sister, I'm a troublemaker, I don't care about my life when I fight, you're still young, I don't want you to worry about me, let's break up!" Jade Flute said.

"Childe, I entrust my life to you, and you treat me like this? Have you forgotten our oath? The girl looked at the jade flute with tearful eyes and asked.

"I'm sorry I failed you, but I also have a hard time." Jade Flute said.

"You have a hard time, don't I have a hard time? Do you know how important chastity and fame are to a woman? The girl asked.

The Jade Flute Boy was speechless and had no choice but to leave.

The screen went dark, and then another scene appeared......

A little boy about ten years old, with a few friends, was bullying a fat boy, and the fat boy was beaten to the point that his nose was swollen and his eyes were swollen, and he was crying.

"Fatty, my name is Jade Flute, if you are not convinced, I will fight with you alone." The little boy named Jade Flute looked proud.

The fat man looked at the jade flute and choked up: "You tell them to go, I'll fight with you, you want to bully more and less, it's not fair." ”

The jade flute waved her hand and motioned for the fans to go away, and the little dolls obeyed the jade flute, and they walked away, looking at this side from a distance, and acting at the opportunity.

The fat man saw that the helpers of the jade flute left, and he was overjoyed, and rushed up with an arrow step, hugged the jade flute and threw it to the ground, he had a brute force, and the jade flute already knew that he was a clever ghost, and if he couldn't fight hard, he would play tricks.

The fat man was about to take revenge, but he felt a sharp pain in his abdomen, and it turned out that the jade flute secretly took out a knife and stabbed the fat man in the abdomen.

"You—You're not human!" The fat man clutched his stomach and scolded bitterly.

"Fatty, you're too stupid, don't you even know if you're not tired of cheating?" Jade Flute sneered.

The fat man was calculated, his eyes were on fire, and he endured the pain and fought desperately with the jade flute.

The jade flute did not back down, he and the fat man twisted together, and they were in a stalemate for a while, regardless of victory or defeat.

The little friends surrounded him, and the fat man was so frightened that he let go of his hand and fled.

Several dolls were about to chase after them, but they were stopped by the jade flute.

A little girl came, and when she saw the jade flute bullying, she snorted coldly.

Yudi saw the little girl snorting at him, and surrounded him with a few fans.

"You ...... What do you want to do? The little girl asked in a panic.

"Nothing, as long as you get through my crotch, we'll be even." Jade Flute said with a hippie smile.

"Scoundrel!" The little girl glared at the jade flute with angry eyes and scolded.

Yudi didn't get angry when she heard it, and still said with a hippie smile: "Sister, my brother is helpless when he sees you, let my brother kiss you well." Then he stretched out his hand and hugged him.

"Crack" A loud slap hit the jade flute in the face, leaving a red palm print.

The jade flute was angry and was about to vent her anger, but the little girl disappeared in a blink of an eye.

The screen of the space-time mirror suddenly dimmed, and after a while, it lit up again, and a young man with five big and three thick appeared in front of him.

He Lei glanced at the young man and felt a little familiar, and then looked at the scene on the screen, which gradually became clear, "Oh my God!" It turned out to be him! He Lei exclaimed.

"You're old friends, who else can enter your Nine Heavens Yuan God's eyes besides him?" Fire Qilin said.