Chapter 6 What the hell is it to mess in [ask for recommendations, ask for collections!] 】
It is gold that always shines, and this phrase is the best way to describe zero and zero hair.
Ouchi Secret Agent Wishing you prosperity is among the rich, congratulating Cai for his own abilities and superb martial arts. And what about zero and zero rounds? Wen Cheng Wu is not enough, turning over is still the most basic lazy donkey rolling, the entire palace even the guards guarding the door look down on him, only the Ling Lingyou who doesn't understand whether he is a man or a woman and the Buddha Yin who has a sick brain still remembers him.
But what about the result? Zero eggs were broken to death, Zero Zero Gong's head became a rotten watermelon, and Zero Fortune became a shredded chicken, even the emperor, if he hadn't arrived in time, he would have been dissected by a group of unwitting doctors!
After years of silence, at this moment, Zero Zero Hair was finally able to show his talents!
Black and white impermanence pushed all the way, one to kill one, two to kill a pair, more than a dozen doctors were like paper paste in front of him, and they were easily torn apart by him, and now they are doing it head-on with zero hair!
The most powerful thing about black and white impermanence is his unpredictable real body, the change of real body and fake body is extremely fast, and he instantly attacks with his real body when the opponent hits the fake body and kills the opponent.
Black and white impermanence used this trick to make all the doctors who worked as part-time killers fall into the street, and everyone present except Lin Ruofan and Zero Zero, no one could see through where the true body of this black and white impermanence was.
I said...... You...... Can you get out of the way a little bit......"
Although Medicine Master He's face was still pale, the words he said were clear, if he didn't look at her face, he would think that she was not afraid at all.
"Okay, don't be reckless at this time, do you really think I can't help it? It's just that this is Fa Ge's debut, which makes him specialize in beauty. Believe it or not, Brother Xing is already about to make a move. ”
Lin Ruofan was a little helpless, this girl is really ...... The mouth is hard, obviously the legs are weak from being scared, and they still refuse to admit it.
What the?
When He Yaoshi heard Lin Ruofan's words, although he didn't believe it in his heart, he had known Lin Ruofan for two years, and he really hadn't been vague about major matters, and he would definitely not lie in this situation.
"Hee-hee-hee...... Yes! ”
"Ahaha...... Yes! ”
"Oops! Yes! Ouch! ”
Cautiously poking his head out, He Yaoshi saw that the murderous black and white impermanence just now was being beaten by a wooden stick the thickness of an arm, the high hat was crooked to the side, the mourning stick didn't know where it fell, and the voice was miserable.
"What's going on? How did he know the true body of black and white impermanence? ”
He Yaoshi's watery eyes were about to pop out, his small mouth opened wide, and he looked at the black and white impermanence with a dull face and screamed miserably as he was beaten.
"Pay attention to his feet, they are already worn underneath, and I think others don't know about it!"
Lin Ruofan stretched out his hand to close Pharmacist He's minibus, pointed to the black and white impermanence who was holding his head and scurrying around, and said, his face full of contempt.
That's true!
He Yaoshi squinted his eyes and looked carefully for a long time, and found that the fact was indeed as Lin Ruofan said, the puppet carried by black and white impermanence had no feet at all, so he immediately wore it when he saw it.
"I see! It seems that he has nothing to fear! Look at me! ”
Knowing the reason, He Yaoshi suddenly straightened his waist, boldly pushed Lin Ruofan aside, a pair of beautiful eyes with raging flames, gently pulled the skin bag on his waist, and practiced moving with both hands, and did not see her put her hand into the skin, and one by one colorful spiders, scorpions, poisonous snakes, toads, and centipedes pounced on the embarrassed black and white impermanence like raindrops.
"What are you doing?!"
Lin Ruofan, the emperor, and the rest of the doctors all glared angrily at He Yaoshi, and roared in unison.
Are you kidding?! What's special now that the lives of himself and others are tied to the body of Zero Hair, if he is finished, he will basically be finished with others, and now this female doctor who doesn't know what to do is messed up!
"Shut up!"
Pharmacist He's beautiful eyes were erected, and a wave of evil qi suddenly erupted from her body, and I don't know how many people were trained by the medicine testers.
"Zero Shots itself has no martial arts, and now that we are in the enemy camp, we don't know what danger awaits us, the longer it drags on, the more detrimental it is to the safety of our lives, and the sooner we end the battle, the greater the chance of our escape! What do you know?! ”
He Yaoshi's silver teeth clenched tightly, glaring at the idiot in front of him, but his hand took out a small silver-white flute from his arms, put it on the side of his red lips and played it gently.
The flute played by He Yaoshi was very weird, and it didn't sound like a sense of rhythm of music, like a messy tune made by a mess of notes piled up together, but the strange thing was that the poisonous insects that were thrown out were neatly like soldiers who had received orders under this mess, and they all bypassed the scattered shots and rushed straight towards the black and white impermanence!
"Can you do this?!"
The emperor's and a doctor's eyes all popped out, those poisonous insects were already quite colorful and recognizable, and they could see clearly under the raging flames, they had never seen such a scene!
"How did I not know you had this kind of ability?"
Lin Ruofan's eyes were a little strange, he had lived in Seven Heroes Town for two years, and he didn't know that He Yaoshi still had such a hand!
"The killer always has to play a key role, otherwise how can it be called a killer?!"
Pharmacist He raised his delicate chin triumphantly, revealing a piece of swan white, and the emperor on the side swallowed his saliva, but when he thought of Pharmacist He's appearance of pulling out poisonous insects when he had nothing to do, the whole person couldn't help but shrink back again.
All this is a long time, but in fact, it is just a short moment, at this time, the black and white impermanence and the zero hair are tired of one beating, and the other is tired, and they don't notice the poisonous insects under their feet.
"Are you mistaken?! Why is it me every time I hit?! ”
Black and white impermanence threw away the mask in a hurry, revealing an ugly face that couldn't bear to look at it directly, and questioned angrily.
Although his set of impermanence soul hooking skills is not a peerless magic skill, it can be regarded as a first-class martial arts, and ordinary martial arts masters can't see through their true body at all, but this strange guy doesn't know what's going on, and he can see through his true body every time. I was almost blinded by him!
"Big brother...... Your big feet are all worn underneath, can you talk about some professional qualities?! Do it again with good makeup?! ”
Zero and zero hair itself does not rely on force to eat, and this fight is tired enough, but it still solves the confusion of black and white impermanence. The tone was full of a sense of intellectual superiority.
"You...... Woo......"
Black and white impermanence looked down, but found that his feet were crawling with fist-sized spiders, scorpions, toads, arm-length poisonous snakes, and a few red and bright centipedes. was about to get angry, but he felt that his eyes were black for a while, and he couldn't exert his strength, and the whole person fell to the ground softly, and he didn't even struggle, so he was black, foaming at the mouth, and he couldn't die anymore.
"Oops! Where did so many poisonous insects come from?! ”
At this time, he found that his feet were full of all kinds of poisons, and he was so frightened that he jumped up and down, trampling on several spider shoes or something, seeing that He Yaoshi was distressed, and hurriedly played the flute to summon the poison back.
"Don't say so much, the most important thing is to run quickly!"
Looking at the anger that gradually emerged in the eyes of He Yaoshi, Lin Ruofan was afraid that this female madman would make some trouble, so he hurriedly diverted the topic, took the emperor's hand and rushed out.
"Let's go, let's go!"
A group of people hurriedly followed, and the cold light in Pharmacist He's eyes gradually disappeared, and he rushed out behind Lin Ruofan.
Crashed through the blockaded suspension bridge, and a group of people rushed out of the so-called Tianwai Feixian dissecting site and came to the flower and bird market outside.
As soon as Pu came out, Lin Ruofan dragged the emperor and He Yaoshi back to the autopsy scene without saying a word, and knocked a large piece of the people behind him.
"Don't go out! There is danger outside! ”
Lin Ruofan roared, and suppressed the doctors who were about to complain, as soon as they heard that there was danger, the doctors who were hit and their buttocks bloomed suddenly stopped sounding, for fear that they would accidentally make a noise and let the killers outside know that there were still living people.
Scattered hair's face changed, and he bumped into Lin Ruofan, who was blocking the door, and rushed out without saying a word, looking anxious.
"Brother Fa! Fa Ge! Fack! Get me some medicine, it's poisonous!! ”
Seeing Ling Lingfa rushing out, Lin Ruofan suddenly scolded angrily and stretched out his hand towards Pharmacist He.
Bang bang bang!!
Before Pharmacist He stretched out his hand, a group of doctors hurriedly took out small paper bags and small bottles from their arms, and stuffed them into Lin Ruofan's hands one by one.
I know that none of these doctors are good at stubble!
Lin Ruofan was stunned, and didn't ask what kind of poison these drugs were, anyway, they were all used to kill opponents, no matter what poison they were!
"And a living one?!"
Lin Ruofan rushed out as soon as he heard a voice like a duck pinched by the neck, which made Lin Ruofan turn his head in surprise.
Oh~~~ Shet! You must have been thrown against the wall by the midwife when you were born!
"Did you have a pig's butt sewn on your face when you were born?! It's not your fault that you're so ugly, but it's your fault that you're scary! And that one, who went mad and didn't even have the face, took the liberty of asking, how did you eat? ”
Quiet! Pretty quiet!
Everyone didn't expect that Lin Ruofan would turn on the poisonous tongue mode as soon as he came out, and every sentence was like a knife in the hearts of Emperor Wuxiang and his wife.
"Little beasts are looking for death!"
Emperor Wuxiang and his wife's eyes were almost popping out, and with a roar of anger, her hands waved again and again, and two strong whirlwinds were generated under the wave of her hands, rolling up the fallen leaves on the ground, like sharp blades shooting towards Lin Ruofan and Ling Lingfa.
"Run!"
The pupils of Ling Lingfa and Lin Ruofan constricted suddenly, and they roared at the same time, and they got into the tent on the side together.
"What are you doing to mess with that old?! My wife doesn't know where it is! ”
While taking off the strange long wings on both sides of the hat on his head and assembling them quickly, he complained to Lin Ruofan, and his tone was full of worry about his wife.
"Don't say so much, sister-in-law Jiren has her own natural appearance, now we still have to think about how to get through this predicament is the right way!"
Lin Ruofan was not idle, and sprinkled poison on the ground, red, green, white, and yellow all over the ground.
"What are you doing?"
Seeing Lin Ruofan's movements, he was immediately surprised.
"These are all poisons, looking at you like this, I know that you are going to make a trick in a while, I just cooperate with you, and when the time comes, you will be hacked to death before you can make a trick."
Lin Ruofan privately threw a sleeve to Zero Hair and motioned for him to put it on. Then he spoke slowly.
"You don't have to?"
"I don't invade ...... with poison"