Chapter 45: Gambling Charms
If you don't lack money, going to college is definitely enjoyable, you don't have to worry about food, you don't have to worry about clothing, you should have fun, you should have fun...... But a young man like me who came out of a mountain village, there are not even a few acres of thin land at home, and it would be good if my parents could afford the tuition, and the living expenses had to be earned by themselves, which was more difficult......
However, college life is still very happy, there are good buddies here, happy days here, beautiful female classmates here, you can have a spring heart, you can look forward to the future...... It's just that it's more annoying when it comes to the final exam, because of the part-time job, the buddies don't study very well, but how many of these schools are good at studying?
The problem is that even though no one studies well, everyone doesn't worry, just send some ...... Everyone understands, I won't say so clearly, but I'm worried, this is equivalent to an additional expense, and the money earned by working is enough to pay tuition and miscellaneous fees and food and drink, so there is spare money? So I'm more upset, and if I don't make some money before the exam, I believe the results will be miserable.
In order to get a good grade, I can only ...... Fight the landlord, today is a Saturday, Wang Nan's brother three went to the Internet café for the night, in the dormitory, Chen Fan and I sat on Zhang Ziyang's bunk, next to a charging lamp, buddy was in high spirits, four two shots, swept Zhang Ziyang and Chen Fan, these two foreheads are full of sweat, obediently pay me money, buddy is in good spirits, shuffle, cut cards, continue.
Chen Fan squeezed the poker and said to me with a sad face: "Viagra, you are my brother, if you are short of money, tell me and Zhang Ziyang, our brothers will make it up for you, do you need to play like this?" It's been one night, since half past eight, and now at half past eleven, neither of us has won, what are you doing? Crushing the two of us is so enjoyable? ”
Borrow money! Can't I pay back the money I borrowed? Dude didn't borrow it, just came to a small gambling pleasure, one night down to win not less, three hundred yuan, as for how I suddenly became the god of gambling, because I drew a smooth talisman for myself, plus tonight buddy auspicious star shines, if you don't win these two goods, it's simply unreasonable.
Some people may ask, why don't you go to the casino to gamble with such great ability? This is what everyone doesn't understand, the casino is a mixed place, and there are a lot of people who know how to do it, I can win if I don't see this ability, and then I will fuck up if I export my savings, and I can only bully and bully the second child and Chen Fan for the sake of insurance.
Killing the Quartet is indeed very enjoyable, Chen Fan and the second child are not so enjoyable, the two said that they would not play anything, Zhang Ziyang said to me: "Viagra, your method is awesome, I can see it, you are cheating me and the third child, it is not interesting to play any longer, it is better to teach me this method, buddy will give you a thousand yuan as tuition." ”
A thousand yuan is still tempting to me, but the buddy really doesn't have that ability, so he said to the second child: "It's not that the buddy doesn't teach you, I wrote this method in the chat, it's called a gambling charm, you can see it." ”
Zhang Ziyang and Chen Fan immediately couldn't wait to use their mobile phones to search for gambling talismans, the story is about a Taoist priest surnamed Han, who is good at illusion, and people call him an immortal. There is a person who is addicted to gambling and met Han Daoshi. It just so happened that a monk came to the Big Buddha Temple, specializing in gambling, and the stakes were particularly large. This man was very happy, and took all the money he had in his house to gamble, but he lost it all.
The more this person lost, the more anxious he became, pawned the property and went to gamble, and lost all his money overnight. Therefore, he was depressed and unhappy all day long, and once visited Han Daoshi by the way, and his spirit was bleak and incoherent. Daoist Han asked him what was going on, and this man told Daoist Han about the gambling as it was. Han Daoshi said with a smile: There is no reason not to lose when you gamble regularly, if you can quit gambling, I can help you return to your capital. This man said, "As long as I can return to my roots, I will smash the dice with an iron pestle!" So, Daoist Han wrote a spell on the paper and asked the person to tie it in his belt. Instructed him to say: Stop as soon as you return to your roots, and don't get Longwangshu. He was given another thousand dollars, and he made an agreement to pay him back when he had won.
The man went to gamble again with joy. The monk looked at his gambling money, despised him, and disdained to gamble with him. This man insisted on gambling and demanded that a single throw be made to determine the winner or loser. The monk smiled and agreed. So the man used the thousand dollars as a bet to win or lose. The monk rolled once and there was no victory, and this man took the dice, rolled it into a shot, and won a big victory. The monk made another bet of two thousand and lost again. Later, the monk's bet gradually increased to more than ten thousand yuan, and he clearly saw that it was the top winning point, but as soon as this person shouted, it became a middle and lower losing point. The money that was lost before was all won back in the blink of an eye.
This man thought that it would be better to win a few thousand more Wen, so he gambled again, but it was not as good as one throw, and he felt strange in his heart, and he got up and looked at the charm in the belt, which had long been gone. This person was shocked, quickly stopped, and returned to the temple with the money, in addition to repaying Han Daoist 1,000 yuan, calculating the profit, which was exactly equal to the original loss. After that, the man was ashamed and asked Daoist Han to forgive him for the mistake of throwing away the charm. Han Daoshi smiled and said: You have returned to me early. I repeatedly told you not to be greedy, but you didn't listen, so I took it back.
From the story, you can see that the art of the talisman is indeed useful, but you can't be greedy, you don't have so much money in your life, or you don't have to earn so much money, but you go to seek partial wealth, you can only bring disaster to yourself, this truth buddy still knows, so only fight the landlord with the second child and Zhang Ziyang, win two or three hundred yuan, buddy has no mental obstacles.
Let Zhang Ziyang and Chen Fan read the story of gambling charms to remind them and give a warning, but I didn't expect that after reading these two goods, they were in high spirits, and they were all like playing chicken blood, Zhang Ziyang pestered me and asked: "Viagra, I really have a long experience with you, buddy don't need you to teach me how to draw gambling charms, I have no interest in gambling, I want to play awesome equipment in the game, you help me draw Taoist charms, bless me to play a set of top equipment!" ”
Chen Fan also joined in the fun: "Viagra, viagra, buddy is really convinced, you are a master, don't look at you from the village, you are much stronger than me and the second child, we are like toads in the well compared to you......"
Nothing to be courteous, there must be a purpose, I patiently waited for Chen Fan to tout, this product usually likes to vomit badly, people give nicknames to complain crazy people, I didn't expect to praise people twice, boasted for five or six minutes, and didn't bring a heavy one, buddy listened to him very carefully, Chen Fan saw my virtue, couldn't tout anymore, and said to me with a wry smile: "Viagra, buddy said no more spitting in the mouth, you give a reaction?" ”
Of course, the reaction was, I sneered and asked: "The second child asked me to draw him a talisman that can be equipped in the game, let's say, what kind of talisman do you want me to draw for you?" ”
Chen Fan was a little embarrassed, and said with a smile: "I recently fell in love with a female anchor, you can draw a talisman that will make her like me!" ”
I looked at these two goods speechlessly, very affectionate, in fact, I want to strangle them, if I really have such a great ability, I still need to win the two of you in the dormitory? It's been a long time since my mother sold her own equipment to make money, so that the female anchor took a fancy to me, and it was your turn?
Zhang Ziyang and Chen Fan were quite uncomfortable with my affectionate gaze, and asked together, "Viagra, why are you looking at us like this?" ”
I sighed faintly, and said helplessly: "My buddy is not Daoist Han, so he doesn't have that much ability." ”
The two goods looked at me with their mouths open for a long time, and Chen Fan suddenly said: "Damn, I said you didn't have this ability, you wasted so much spit and feelings, sleep, sleep......"
Zhang Ziyang also muttered a few words and ignored me, I didn't bother to take care of these two goods, packed up the poker, put the winning money into my pocket, my heart was still beautiful, thinking that there was still some money in my hand, and the gift of more than 500 yuan was almost the same, and the rest of the money was enough to buy a train ticket home, and I was in a very relaxed mood.
As soon as I think of being able to go home during the summer vacation, I am a little excited, I haven't been home for a year, I really want to go home to see, I can't sleep with my thoughts, I plan to recite a meditation mantra to sleep, just silently recited a few words, the phone suddenly rang, I grabbed the phone in confusion, I don't know who will look for me if this is clicked? Could it be that you're looking for me to have a little flower again?
Speaking of Xiaohua, I have to mention one more thing, after Master Wang's incident passed, the phone rang once that day, and it didn't harass me anymore, and I didn't feel malice, it was more like the feeling of flirting with me and running away, and I still don't know what the other end of the phone is.
I was ready to ask me for Xiaohua, but I didn't expect to pick up the phone and see that the caller ID was Master Ginger Soup.
Master Jiang Tang called me, it was even more surprising than the call I received to ask for a small flower, it has been a year, Master Jiang Tang has not paid attention to me, why do you remember me? I pressed the answer button, and the cheap voice of the ginger soup master came from the other end of the phone: "Hey, viagra?" I'm ginger soup, I haven't seen you for a long time, how are you doing lately? Dude has been thinking about you for a long time, but he has been busy lately, and he didn't take the time to call you, but even if he doesn't call, buddy is still thinking about you in his heart......"
My special mother didn't speak, and she blurted out a series of words, without any duplicate, I really don't know how this mouth was practiced, it was really amazing, I listened to it, I couldn't help it, and shouted into the microphone: "Don't talk nonsense, say, what are you looking for me?" ”
"I miss you, buddy, I really miss you, I haven't seen each other for almost a year, how are you studying lately......"
"If your special mother doesn't say the point, I'll hang up, do you believe it?"
"What did you say, viagra, to tell you the truth, remember what I told you last year? I've got you covered! ”
I recommend the new book of the old author of "Super Fangshi" by Liuyun Feidu, which is worth a look.