Chapter 21: Out of tune

I ate eight steamed buns and two bowls of noodles for dinner, and drank a bowl of egg soup, Chen Fan and Zhang Ziyang were stupid, especially Chen Fan, when I ate the seventh steamed bun, he grabbed my hand and said: "Viagra, I was still not convinced by the previous ranking of seats in the dormitory, let you be the boss, and now the buddy is really convinced, just with this amount of food, you are not the boss who is the boss?" ”

The buddy who said is like a big-bellied man, I am also very helpless, but the physical exertion is too great, so I still eat half full, and I don't dare to eat anymore, what if I eat food again? I could only stop the chopsticks, burp, and ask, "Chen Fan, have you called Master Jiang Tang?" ”

"Hit, Jiang Tang said that he would come to school in the evening, let us go to the old grandstand building and wait for him, let us rest assured, just prepare the money, some little ghosts are not under his words, we must do it properly."

Regardless of Master Jiang's ability, at least the words are very reassuring, I have some expectations for him, plus I drew two yellow talismans, the matter should be solved, I pondered, and said to Chen Fan: "Don't go at night, a lot of people is not necessarily a good thing, with me and Master Jiang, how can I protect the second child." ”

Chen Fan was a little timid, nodded and said, "Cheng, then I will guard the dormitory for you, and when your affairs are done, call me, and I will call Master Jiang for the money." Speaking of which, he glanced at Zhang Ziyang, who was frustrated and fiddling with his mobile phone, and said, "Second child, can your special mother have a snack?" At this time, are you still fiddling with your broken phone? ”

"No, I don't understand, it's obvious that Senior Sister Yao Xue is possessed by a ghost, why does that face still have my fart. What about stocks? Why is she a little weak and a little skinned, but she has nothing to do? ”

Zhang Ziyang said that Chen Fan and I were stunned, we were just busy with Zhang Ziyang's affairs all day, and we forgot about Yao Xue, Chen Fan hurriedly asked: "Are you chatting with Yao Xue about WeChat?" ”

"yes, who else could it be? I've been in contact with her, she doesn't have anything at all, she doesn't remember anything, she just feels a little cold on her body, and she has a little fever, it's not a big deal, I asked her if she has a long face, and she thought I was molesting her, let me get out of ......"

Yao Xue didn't have an accident, but as I expected, the ghost thing attached to Yao Xue's body was forced out of Yao Xue's body by the Taoist Master Baoyin, and it was shot very thoroughly, and the sequelae were there, after all, the ghost upper body is not fun, but as long as you bask in the sun more, the residual yin qi in the body will be fine after a few days.

Walking out of the cafeteria, it was half past six, it was still early, the three of us didn't want to go back to the dormitory, sold a few bottles of drinks, squatted at the door of the commissary and smoked, watching the flow of people coming and going, everyone was so young and carefree, I couldn't help but be in a trance, in fact, I came to college, I should be like them, why do I have to play with ghosts at night?

I remembered what Zhang Qingshan said to me, you were born to eat this bowl of rice, you can't hide from it, is this your fate? I looked up at the sky, and it was getting dark......

At half past ten o'clock in the evening, I jumped off the bed, first touched the treasure seal of the Taoist master on my neck, and then touched the two yellow talismans in the left and right trouser pockets, I felt a lot of confidence, it was not too late at this time, except for Wang Ming who slept on my upper bunk, the rest were basically playing with the mobile phone, Zhang Ziyang did not take off his clothes, covered the quilt and waited for me to act...... Needless to say, that thing is a little disgusting, it's a boy contributed by a buddy...... Everybody gets the idea.

In order to save his life, Zhang Ziyang didn't care whether he was disgusting or not, he carried it one by one, looked at me and asked, "Viagra, go now?" ”

I pondered that it was half past ten, there were not many people on campus, it would not be good if Master Jiang waited, nodded, jumped on the table and pushed the window, we both moved, the rest of the dormitory looked at us, Wang Nan also asked: "I have a good relationship with my senior sister, I want to get on the bus today, right?" ”

"Get in your uncle's car, sleep your sleep!" The irritable Zhang Ziyang scolded Wang Nan, followed me out of the window and jumped out of the dormitory building, we walked towards the old grandstand building like thieves, and after ten minutes, there was only about 300 meters away from the old grandstand building.

I poked my head out and looked out, I didn't see the shadow of Master Jiang Tang, it was early, and there were fifteen minutes to get to the time, the so-called child time, that is, the time period from eleven o'clock to one o'clock at night, this time is the time when the yin is at its peak, "The Yellow Emperor's Neijing" says that the middle of the night is the yin and yang conference, and when the water and fire are crossed, it is called "Heyin", which is the heaviest time of the day, and the ghost borrows the yin potential, and the ghost is the most fierce at this hour. It is only when the ghost is the most fierce that the original form can be revealed, and there is no way to solve it without showing the original form.

Jiang Tang knows this, which means that he still has the ability, I am looking forward to this, and secretly pray that Master Jiang Tang will come to collect the female ghost and heal Zhang Ziyang's face, buddy should go to school well, waiting, after ten minutes, Jiang Tang has not yet come, Zhang Ziyang is a little breathless, and dragged me and asked: "Viagra, are you and Chen Fan looking for the master reliable?" Why don't you come yet? ”

I'm also a little worried, when I saw that it was about to arrive, Master Jiang Tang didn't even see a shadow, it was really enough to fuck up, could it be because the master had a big shelf? As soon as he thought of this, a figure came from afar, ran to the base of the old stand wall like a thief, and whispered: "Where are the people?" I'm coming! ”

At a distance of three hundred meters, it is night again, and there are a little clouds covering the moon, I really can't see clearly whether it is Master Jiang, but apart from Jiang Tang, who else has a nerve to come to this place at night?

I took out a yellow talisman from my pocket, pasted one on my clothes, not only to defend myself, but also to tear it off at a critical moment, and dragged Zhang Ziyang to walk quickly, and when I walked a hundred meters, I was sure that it was Master Jiang Tang Jiang, who saw me and Zhang Ziyang, and waved her hand with her feet.

If Jiang Tang is still a normal person during the day, it is simply ...... at night I can't describe it, I saw Ya wearing a yellow robe, a pair of white travel shoes, a hat on his hairy head, and a monk wearing a hat, which is basically the same as a monk wearing a hat, outrageous, and a backpack, behind the backpack is a copper pipe, which is forgotten, the most bizarre thing is that he also holds a small black pug in his arms, and the dog also wears a mask on his mouth......

There was still a distance of about fifty meters away from Master Jiang Tang, I stopped, looked at Master Jiang with a smile and a smile, Zhang Ziyang was also dumbfounded, and asked in a low voice: ", this is the tease you and Chen Fan invited?" ”

When Master Jiang saw me, his eyes lit up, and he came up to me and said, "Dude, is it on time?" Don't worry, with me today, that's all right. After talking to me, he looked at Zhang Ziyang beside me and asked me, "This is your fart. A classmate with a long face on the stock? ”

The matter of the long face on the buttocks is about to become Zhang Ziyang's heart disease, hearing Master Jiang Tang ask, his face turned red, and he didn't speak, I was also curious, the face above was flushed, will the face below also change color?

"Hey, this classmate, you take off your pants, let me see what's going on with your face?"

Zhang Ziyang was about to cry, turned his head to look at me, I don't know what this Master Jiang is capable of, Zhang Qingshan said, there are people outside the world, there is a sky outside the sky, maybe people can see something? I said to Zhang Ziyang: "Second brother, let the master take a look, it's all grown, and you're still afraid to look at it?" ”

Zhang Ziyang had no idea for a long time, hearing me say this, bending down and taking off his pants, what I didn't expect was that when he pouted and revealed his face, Master Jiang Tang took a pout, then opened his robe, took out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket, and took a photo of Zhang Ziyang's face with excitement, and muttered in his mouth: "****, I really have a long face on my cheek, and it will become popular when I send it to my friends friends!" ”

I'm stupid, this master is too out of tune, right? Zhang Ziyang was also a little anxious, he was about to grab the mobile phone when he picked up his pants, Jiang Tang stuffed the mobile phone back into his pocket, and supported Zhang Ziyang: "Don't make trouble, it's important to get down to business, if you take a picture of your face, even if others see it, what are you afraid of?" ”

I looked at the time, it was already sub-hour, in case the female ghost suddenly came out...... I set the two apart and said, "Don't make trouble, hurry up and get down to business." ”

"Yes, yes, it's important to get down to business, what about the female ghost? Call him out and watch me whip him to death!" Jiang Tang took two steps back, some distance away from Zhang Ziyang, pulled out the steel pipe from his backpack, and when I saw it by the moonlight, my nose was almost crooked, it was an ordinary steel pipe, and some messy charms were painted on it with red paint.

"Master Jiang, is this your whip?" I couldn't resist asking.

"Ahem, the ancestral whip is an artifact, not a god and demon level, basically don't shoot, don't underestimate this steel pipe in your buddy's hand, what is painted on it is an earth-shattering exorcism talisman, it is a spell on the whip, don't worry, you can't delay it."

Since Master Ginger Tang said so, what else can I say? In his heart, he felt that this grandson was becoming more and more out of tune, pulled Zhang Ziyang back a step, and said to Jiang Tang: "Master, then please hurry up!" ”

"Okay, tell me first, where did you happen yesterday? Do you remember the exact location? Master Jiang Tang looked at me and asked.

Looking at Master Jiang's shameless face, I was a little confused.

Starting tomorrow, two changes a day, I have more things to do these days when I send books, and there is less time, for the time being, it is one change a day, but fortunately, things are almost solved, and double changes are started. At the same time, I recommend Liuyun Feidu's book "Super Fangshi" Liuyun Sang everyone knows, an old writer, wrote four books, no one is unfinished, and I am a professional, familiar with Qimen Dunjia, Yin and Yang Five Elements, highly recommended, I hope you support Lao Qi and Liuyun. Thank you, thank you!