Chapter 9: Crazy Tips

As a traverser, apart from the live broadcast system, what does Xiao Yu rely on the most?

It's not the familiarity with the follow-up plot, but the ...... The logical way of thinking of modern people and the new three views of the new era.

As a modern person, he will not be bound by the constraints of secular etiquette, nor will he abide by the so-called loyalty and righteousness, without crossing the bottom line in his heart, he can use all means to attack the people around him-

I don't even dare to change the plot around me, what kind of time-traveler are you still a time traveler? Why don't you go home and sell sweet potatoes!

If everything goes according to the plot, it's not a storytelling, it's a repeater!

Therefore, from the very beginning, he was actively reversing Lin Pingzhi's impression in the eyes of the little sister, and striving to transform the previous "taciturn, hard-working, and callous" Lin Pingzhi into a new version of "Lin Pingzhi" who was "hard-working and ambitious, not blinded by hatred, but never forgetting hatred".

Speaking of which, Xiao Yu discovered this point while sitting quietly in the study, and he was scared into a cold sweat at that time-

In these years, what is important is the etiquette of a family and country, and your family has been wiped out, just because a dream says that if you don't take revenge, you won't take revenge?

Where does it make sense!

It is conceivable that once the little senior sister comes back to her senses, Xiao Yu's favorability with Yue Lingshan will inevitably fall, and there will be no day to win her heart.

Speaking of which, I have to mention Xiao Yu's analysis of Yue Lingshan's character. First of all, why did Yue Lingshan fall in love with Lin Pingzhi.

She and Ling Huchong grew up since childhood, and it is not an exaggeration to describe them as childhood sweethearts, why would they empathize so quickly in the short few months that the senior brother had thought about it?

Is it just because Lin Pingzhi is handsome?

Okay, Lin Pingzhi can indeed be called a "little fresh meat", but the senior brother is not ugly, okay?

Therefore, after thinking about it carefully, Xiao Yu came to a conclusion. The real reason is actually ...... The "birth" of the wandering wreckage Ling Hu Chong could not give Yue Lingshan, who had been educated by the "scholar" Yue Buqun to "enter the WTO" since he was a child, enough security.

Don't look at Yue Lingshan's usual love to be petty, but in her bones she is actually a very serious and sensible lady, who knows what is "big things" and what is "priorities".

Playing, frolicking, and even creating the Chong Ling Sword Technique, for Yue Lingshan, are just "desserts" in life, not staple food.

I forgot which TV series once said a sentence:

"Any eighteen-year-old girl is more mature than a twenty-four-year-old man."

And what about the senior brother Linghu Chong? He is like a big boy, full of romantic and unrealistic thoughts, befriending the gangsters, drinking with the demon giants, doing whatever he wants.

Is this the way of chivalry?

Maybe it is, maybe it isn't.

But in Yue Lingshan's eyes, this is naivety.

She is the only child under the knees of Yue Buqun and his wife, and she is destined to take over the Huashan lineage, so naturally it is impossible to accompany Ling Hu to surf the world-so she has already made a choice between the girl's rose-colored dream and reality.

In her mind, her sweetheart should be a motivated young man, whether she has her father's approval is very important, and whether her reputation is "enough to spread in the martial arts" is also very important. Therefore, Lin Pingzhi, who is far more diligent and studious than ordinary people, and is young and old, mature and calm, can gradually win the favor of the little sister.

Xiao Yu didn't plan to change these impressions, because it was enough to accompany her crazy and play with her. If you want to win your heart, you must have a new shining point, and the performance of the predecessor has been quite good. But he can make his personality a little more sunny, not as gloomy and gloomy as before, and he can also properly show his bearing and ambitions, and have the opportunity to create some romance by the way...... In short, the points that can be added must not be missed.

Sitting behind the desk, Xiao Yu looked at the swordsmanship cheats spread out in front of him, and began to worry again:

"There are more than a dozen basic introductory martial arts of the Huashan School alone, even if I read one every hour, if I want to learn it, it will take a whole day. But I still have a lot to do, where do I have so much free time? ”

"And even if you barely learn these basic introductory martial arts, what if you encounter a more advanced introductory martial arts? Do you have to meditate for decades like Xia Ke Island? ”

In desperation, Xiao Yu could only ask for help from the system again.

"This problem was expected by the system."

"Please also ask the sister of the system to give me advice." Xiao Yu said with empty eyes.

"When someone practices martial arts exercises, the host can turn on the video recording function, and when the time comes, they can spend a gold coin to 'reproduce' the exercises, and directly promote to the Xiaocheng stage. However, it should be noted that the video recording must be comprehensive and complete. ”

"That's good." Xiao Yu nodded, "What about the internal strength method?" ”

"In the same way, when the host obtains the cheats of the Inner Strength Mental Method, he can turn on the scanning function, and after the scanning is completed, he can spend a gold coin to reproduce the mental method, and he will also be promoted to the Xiaocheng stage."

Xiao Yu opened his eyes: "Then why didn't you tell me before?" ”

The system replied in a sweet voice, "Because the host didn't ask before." ”

“……”

I ask your sister! Do you need me to ask about this kind of thing? As a personal little system, shouldn't you take the initiative to guide me! You look at other people's personal grandfathers, and then look at other people's small rings, why do I put you on such a sweetheart system!

Wait and see, one day you will be obediently called my master, and in that sweet voice! will definitely abuse you and shout to the Lun family, don't want it!

"Eh, isn't it true that the host doesn't like people to sell cuteness like this?"

Cute your sister, you cute my big aunt! Selling cuteness by others will make people feel happy, but selling cuteness will only make me depressed and vomit blood!

"From then on, people will sell cuteness in a different way to ensure that the host's bad taste is satisfied."

Enough, you're hacking me, it must be! Please, don't be dark anymore, if it goes any darker, I'm going to catch up with my African friends!

After using the spiritual victory method to hypnotize himself and not get angry, Xiao Yu felt a lot more relaxed. He opened the live broadcast room and said with a sunny smile:

"Hey, how's your day?"

When more than 100,000 viewers who were in front of the live broadcast saw Xiao Yu, they were immediately excited and boiled directly.

"The anchor has appeared, wife, come and see!"

"If nothing else, the anchor should really have crossed over."

"That's right! I was watching the live broadcast for the past two days, and at first I was attracted by the anchor's teasing, but I actually didn't believe it in my heart. Because you can't let me practice, I'll practice, but in line with the noble feelings of feeding tigers with my body and cutting meat to feed eagles, I still plan to try it myself, so as to provide a bloody and tearful lesson for future generations...... The moment I practiced my inner qi, my heart actually collapsed, what the hell is this meow?! ”

"Sensei, I'll be your die-hard fan after the anchor!"

"Is the anchor a big recruit? I, Zhao Ritian, serve tea and water, beat my back and pinch my waist, and I will ensure that you are satisfied. ”

"Anchor, you're too arrogant, others are hiding and tucking in crossings, you're good, you are still live crossing, aren't you afraid that my big **** chengguan will come to check the water meter?"

Xiao Yu's gaze quickly swept over these comments, and he said with a smile:

"It seems that someone has already recognized the reality, how about it, it feels good to cultivate internal qi, right?"

"However, Qi Cultivation Yuan Gong is only a low-level introductory exercise, at most, it can only allow you to cultivate a sense of qi, it can strengthen the body, but it is not yet the internal strength of martial arts."

Saying that, Xiao Yu smiled mysteriously and said in an extremely tempting tone:

"Want to fly the eaves and walk the wall? Can you think about it? Want to cross the river with a reed? Do you want to learn the follow-up advanced internal skills? Do you want to come west with a sword and fly immortals outside the sky? ”

"Then give a tip! This baby has been questioned many times recently, and he is very aggrieved in his heart. But this baby won't say anything, unless you give me a tip. ”

That's right, this is the real purpose of Xiao Yu's live broadcast this time.

This baby has worked hard to broadcast live to you, and you have been complaining, how can you do it if you don't give some tips?

It's embarrassing to ask for a tip? Where to lose face!

The anchor is like an entertainer who used to run the rivers and lakes, selling his art to earn three meals, and the audience will give a reward or two when they are happy, what is there to be ashamed of.

An anchor who doesn't know the atmosphere is not a good anchor, and a person who doesn't know how to ask for a reward is also not a good anchor.

If you want to eat well in the anchor world, sometimes you have to rely on your skin, and you can eat enough with thick skin, which is the same in society.

But Xiao Yu also said again:

"Everyone does what they can, as long as they have their hearts. I don't want you to give you as much as you want, but I want your affirmation and support...... After all, the baby's highest ideal is to entertain all mankind. ”

And the tourists and spectators reacted very quickly.

"The anchor is selfless and dedicated to the people, even if he crosses, he will not forget my fathers and fellow villagers, his mind is really great, and he will reward 66 fireworks!"

"I'm handsome than rewarding 100 penguins, talk about the heart!"

"Brothers, get high, those who have money will have a money field, and those who have no money will have a personal field, and they will rush to the anchor and don't forget our little friends, we must reward today!"

"It's not as delicious as dumplings and give the anchor 188 lollipops."

"Great Brahma gave the anchor 66 lollipops - the anchor has worked hard!"

"I'm not a local tyrant, just a small ** silk, and I can only reward one fireworks, I hope the anchor doesn't mind."

"Sanshi rewarded Lei with 100 lollipops - the internal qi taught by the anchor saved my life this morning, and also made my relationship with the goddess go further, not to mention, I will be a big and eternal die-hard fan in the future!"

"The national husband gave the anchor 1314 lollipops ×100 - the anchor is so tall, I didn't say it, I fully support it! Another copy of "Lingbo Weibu", I am a parkour enthusiast! ”

The national husband's reward suddenly exploded the atmosphere of the entire live broadcast room:

", I'm amazed to see a hero!"

"Bow down and worship the gods and show up."

"The anchor is big, and he wants "Lingbo Weibu" together."

Immediately afterwards, a series of large-scale rewards began to swipe the screen:

"Lonely fireworks reward × 100 - does the anchor have any exercises for beauty and youth?"