Chapter 69: Senior Sister Super God Ten Kills, End Scattering Flowers!
In the latest chapter of "Sword Art Online", Ji Kong wrote the chapter where Kirito went to fight the resurrection potion. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
In the original book, Kawahara Liri only added this chapter as an extra after writing the content of the first volume, so when it was written in the novel that Kiritto killed Kayaba Akihiko, in fact, the resurrection potion had not come out at all.
But here, Ji Kong made a small modification.
As for the purpose, it is naturally for that huge BUG.
I believe that anyone who has watched "Sword Art Online" still remembers that during the decisive battle between Kirito and Kayaba Jinghiko, it was clear that the blood bar had been reset to zero and was killed, but at the last moment, he remembered Asuna's trust in him, so he didn't die with the empty blood bar, and he died completely after killing Kayaba Jinghiko.
Maybe some people feel very burning and touching when they see this, but Ji Kong only feels a burst of nonsense.
If it was in reality, I heard that someone was stabbed in the heart, but he still lived for a while because of the obsession in his heart, Ji Kong believed it.
But in the game, Ji Kong doesn't believe it anyway!
It's like you've been unplugged, but you're still able to access the Internet with your mind, isn't that?
If there is such a miraculous thing, the poisoned milk powder will not be complained about as a "disconnected city and weak warriors".
So Ji Kong always felt that the aura of the protagonist of that plot was too obvious and brainless, so he changed the plot a little, and let Kirito get the resurrection medicine first, and did not give it to Klein, and in the final battle, use this potion to turn things around!
After reading the comments for a while, Ji Kong went to other post bars to shop, and to his disappointment, the novels in the literature bar were still not updated.
It seems that the other party is a eunuch.
Ji Kong felt a little disappointed, but this is also a normal thing, newcomers write novels, mostly by the initial impulse, and when this impulse subsides, the enthusiasm for creation will also fade, and then the update task of thousands of words every day will make them feel miserable.
Of course, the most unbearable thing is that you sit in front of the computer, and there are so many fun games in the computer, but you have to code, this feeling is too painful!
Therefore, eunuchs are often born in this way.
After sighing a little disappointed, Ji Kong looked at the backstage of the post bar again and found that the registered users had broken through the 8W mark, which was 30,000 more than yesterday's 50,000!
And Ji Kong's reputation value has also increased by eight hundred again, and Ji Kong estimates that by midnight, the reputation value should be able to break through the two thousand mark!
Ji Kong knows that all this is the credit of Funny Jun's set of emojis, and after the major forums put the emojis into use, I'm afraid his reputation will rise even faster!
I have to say that in terms of short-term prestige accumulation, the role of this set of emojis is really invincible!
Of course, this kind of rapid increase will only happen in the early stage, and when everyone understands this meme in the later stage, the increase in prestige is bound to slow down a lot.
Then he looked at Muse's post again, and to his great disappointment, there were very few visitors, and the number of followers was only about fifty.
In addition to the few posts published by Ji Kong, there are only two:
The first post is more normal, admiring the cuteness of the nine muses, but correspondingly, there is not much nutrition.
The second post is a bit excessive:
"I only recognize A-risey as a campus idol, what is μ's? Although the story looks quite touching, who knows if it was made up? ”
Ji Kong was annoyed for a while, so he directly deleted this post and sealed this person's ID forever.
And after doing this, Ji Kong suddenly realized - I'm a dog, why should I use such a normal way to promote?
Thinking of this, Ji Kong went directly to the admin background, and it was very shameless to put those few posts that didn't even reply to the top of the popular news on the homepage.
After doing all this, Ji Kong only felt refreshed, and sure enough, the taste of being a dog was cool!
After he had finished all these things, Kasumigaoka Shiyu also brought dinner to the table and called him to eat.
However, when Ji Kong saw the dishes on the table, he couldn't be happy......
"That...... Shi Yu, can you ask what kind of dishes you made tonight ......" Looking at the colorful dishes in front of him, Ji Kong swallowed a mouthful of saliva with difficulty.
"It's my special love meal!" Kasumigaoka Shiyu replied with a gentle face, her burgundy eyes moisturized.
"Love meals or something......
Ji Kong took a look, indeed, on top of his bowl of white rice, there was indeed a love heart - but who can tell me why this love heart is black?
In addition, among the side dishes prepared for him, there were black and black balls, yellow and yellow balls, green roots, half black and half yellow and other balls, and he couldn't tell what it was at all.
If you just look at the color, it is still a painting with some color, but this Nima is not a painting, this is a meal!
Ji Kong asked with a difficult face: "Even if it's a love meal, why is this heart black?" ”
"I see that you boys like black things, such as black stockings, black beep, black beep or something, so I added it."
Kasumigaoka Shiyu explained with a smile on her face, "I couldn't find anything black to use, so I used soy sauce, and it looked okay." ”
Fortunately, soy sauce is not oil, so at least you won't die if you eat it......
Ji Kong's heart breathed a sigh of relief inexplicably, and he pointed to the other one and said, "What is that yellow one?" ”
"It's a fish ball."
How can fish balls be yellow......
Ji Kong's forehead began to sweat again, "So, what is the black one?" ”
"That's chicken." Kasumigaoka Shiyu replied as a matter of course.
Ji Kong thought to himself that you wouldn't do the chicken feathers together, he swallowed a mouthful of saliva hard, "What is yellow and black?" ”
"It's onion mixed with pork lungs, isn't it?"
I'll it, which is black, onion or pig lung? Could it be that the pig died of lung cancer from smoking......
Ji Kong felt his stomach shrink a little, "I know that green one, it's green onions, right?" ”
"Ji Jun's vision is not good, it's the ingredients of garlic paste......"
Why is garlic green?
Ji Kong felt that his stomach was starting to churn, and forced a smile: "I used to eat too many snacks in KTV, but now I can't eat anymore......"
"I know that Ji Jun thinks the food is a little unsightly, but in these meals, a piece of my heart is poured into it, does Ji Jun want to live up to it?" Kasumigaoka Shiyu said with a sad face.
Ji Kong couldn't help but complain: "But why do I think that this piece of your mind wants to kill me?!" ”
"Forget it, since Ji Jun really doesn't want to eat it, then I'll throw it away."
Kasumigaoka Shiyu sighed and stood up, "It's just that I really didn't expect that Ji Jun turned out to be such a person - he likes to speak ill of people behind his back, questions other people's intentions at will, doesn't dare to take responsibility for doing wrong things, and doesn't know how to let girls ...... at all"
"Say no more! I eat! I'm always good at eating, right?! ”
Seeing that Kasumigaoka Shiyu had a posture of not giving up for three days and three nights, Ji Kong finally couldn't stand it anymore, grabbed the plate, took a mouthful of food and put it in his mouth, and swallowed it without any chewing at all!
When everything was gone, Kasumigaoka Shiyu smiled and asked, "How is it?" Is it okay? ”
Ji Kong's face was blue and white for a while, his eyes were a little sloppy, his neck was thick and thin, and it took a long time before he said with difficulty: "No...... Wrong, very postmodernist......"
Kasumigaoka Shiyu smiled and said, "Since you like to eat, then I will make it for you every day in the future!" ”
Ji Kong suddenly fell to the ground and did not get up again.
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Senior sister super god ten kills, the end of sprinkling flowers!!