"I asked you if you have an enemy, you said no, this is obviously someone targeting you, why do you do this to you if you don't have an enemy?" I said, "I even deliberately pried open the door and put this thing under your bed, just to fix you!" ”

Mr. Ren was about to cry: "Consultant Tian, Boss Tian, I'm just a typical otaku, I don't like to travel, and I don't know how to take care of my sister, so I don't have a girlfriend until now." My hobbies are guns, beauty magazines, and watching movies. I really haven't offended anyone. I'm not afraid of your jokes, I haven't had friends in this house for more than a year, regardless of men or women. ”

This makes me wonder, an otaku who has no quarrel with the world and is harmless to humans and animals. Who will fix him? The things in this red envelope are obviously used for spellcasting, and I don't know what the purpose is, but this kind of spell must be exchanged for money, and there is no free lunch in the world. It's the same with spells.

"You've never had a conversation with a customer who comes to the store to buy something?" I asked.

Mr. Ren shook his head: "Never, I hate quarrels the most, if someone bargains, I won't sell it." Don't answer, just ignore it. ”

I was completely out of control and said, "Well, I can't help you either." You take the things in this red envelope to the wild and bury them deeply, and whether it will be good or bad in the future depends on your luck. This soul has been soaked in corpse oil, and it has lost its mana, and it is useless, throw it in the trash, and call me again if you have something in the future. ”

Just as I was about to say goodbye, my phone rang, and it was Fang Gang who replied: "This is the underworld marriage charm, where did it come from?" ”

"What is a wedding talisman?" I called him back.

Fang Gang said: "Didn't you take over a business with a yin marriage in Jiangxi or somewhere before, and the time Xiao Yang also went, that's almost what it meant." It's just that the business you take is to find the dead to marry the dead, and this talisman is specially used to find the living and the dead to marry. ”

I was terrified: "How can a living man marry a dead man?" Do you want to kill the living man? ”

Fang Gang said: "That's not necessary, it's just a ceremony, but it is said that living people will lose a few years of life, and I have only heard of it." When I ran away to Taiwan, the locals had this custom, where did you get it? "I said it was at a client's home in Hong Kong.

"Oh, that's normal, it seems that there is no such custom in the mainland. Only available in Hong Kong and Taiwan. Fang Gang replied. I said that this customer was a red envelope that he had picked up on the road, and there were a few things in it, as well as a 1,000 Hong Kong dollar bill.

Fang Gang said: "I can think of it with my feet, it must have been deliberately put by the family of the deceased!" Pick up the door when someone passes by, just open it and look at it, and then put the bill away, and the yin spirit of the deceased will follow the person. Unless there has been a funeral wedding, it will not be over. ”

I asked: "No, the information in this red envelope shows that the deceased is a woman named Lu Xiuzhen, so if a woman passes by and picks it up, do you have to prepare multiple red envelopes, when will you meet a man?" ”

Fang Gang reprimanded: "You kid has been a brand dealer for more than two years, and your brain is still so stupid!" If you are a family member of the deceased, how can you avoid this? ”

"This ......," I thought about it carefully, "then I had to put the red envelope on the ground, and then hide in the dark to observe, if I found that it was a woman coming over, I quickly took the red envelope back, and after the woman left, I will release the red envelope again." ”

Fang Gang smiled: "It seems that your mind is not full of porridge. ”

After a few more conversations with him, I hung up. looked at Mr. Ren, who was full of doubts and surprises, and told him about it.

Mr. Ren muttered, "Why is that? Why me? ”

I said, "It's your bad luck, it's all about a catastrophe, yes." After you picked up that red envelope, didn't any strange people come looking for you? ”

Suddenly, Mr. Ren jumped up: "I remembered, that day." I was surprised that a middle-aged woman came to my shop because the people who came to the gun model shop were men or young people. The woman came up and asked me if I would like to marry her daughter. I thought it was mentally ill and kicked her out. The woman was still upset. It's useless to say that you have already taken my money, and now it is useless to regret it. I kicked her out of the store, and she was angrier than I was, and she turned around cursing something. side walked away. ”

"Why didn't you say such a big thing earlier?" I was angrier than the middle-aged woman.

Mr. Ren had a bitter face: "I, I didn't expect to be able to contact this kind of thing, because I have also encountered mental patients who have come to make trouble before, and they are basically scolded and run." ”

I thought for a while: "That middle-aged woman should be this Lu Xiuzhen's mother or relative, because only a man who is entangled by Lu Xiuzhen's yin spirit can hold that kind of underworld wedding with her, since it was the first time you picked up the red envelope, her family decided that you and Lu Xiuzhen had a fate." So even if you used your soul to drive away Lu Xiuzhen's yin spirit, her family still managed to secretly pry open the door and put the yin wedding charm under your bed again, just to force you to agree. ”

"I don't want to, Mr. Tian, you have to help me!" Mr. Ren was about to cry. Seeing his appearance, I said that I would definitely help you, all you have to do now is to go to the store to do business normally, now there is only one way, she should come to you again. When the time comes, don't scold and run. Instead, I called or texted, and Mr. Ren nodded like garlic.

As I expected, less than five days later, I received a text message from Mr. Ren: "Come to the store." The middle-aged woman came again. The content of the text is very simple, and it is obvious that Mr. Ren sent it in a hurry. I immediately left the amulet shop and took a taxi to the toy store in Kwai Chung. There was a middle-aged woman in her forties and fifties, with a sturdy figure ▲ on a chair, talking to Mr. Ren, who was cramped and restless.

Seeing me coming, Mr. Ren said as if he had met a savior, "That's her!" ”

The middle-aged woman looked at me quizzically. In fact, I regretted it a little, thinking why I had to take this job in the first place, I didn't know if I could make money, and I had to get involved, so I asked if this middle-aged woman was Lu Xiuzhen's mother.

The middle-aged woman opened her mouth wide and replied in an extremely lame port: "You know me?" ”

Judging from this woman's demeanor, mannerisms and speech, she should be a middle-aged woman with little culture, and even a little confused. And no wonder. Anyone who has some education probably won't believe in such a thing as a yin marriage charm. No matter how developed Hong Kong is, there are poor people and suburbs, and there are ignorant people who are uneducated. Let's be honest. I don't like to deal with this kind of person, so let's just say that I'm a friend of Mr. Ren, and you want to be married to the underworld.

"Hai Hai Hai, how do you know?" The middle-aged woman had a look of surprise on her face. I know this "sea". In Cantonese, it means "yes".

For some reason, I was disgusted by this middle-aged woman and her expression. He asked, "Who taught you to use this method to find someone to marry in the dark?" ”

Middle-aged woman: "Granny Ma, she is very famous, she told me that her daughter killed herself before she got married, and her ghost will always haunt our family, so we must help her find a husband, otherwise all the people in our family will die within two years!" ”

Mr. Ren couldn't cry or laugh: "You also believe in this kind of thing? ”

"Why don't you believe it?" The middle-aged woman said, "That witch is very powerful, and she is very accurate in what she says." And my daughter has a very stubborn temper, she will definitely not let us go when she dies! I beg you, promise to marry my daughter! Mr. Ren waved his hands angrily, saying that it was impossible, and asked her to leave quickly.

I asked, "How can I marry your daughter?" ”

The middle-aged woman seemed to see hope, and her eyes flashed: "Did you agree?" I hurriedly said that it had nothing to do with me, just asking. She was disappointed: "I thought you could call the shots for him." I asked the question again, and she replied, "It's so simple, we have already ordered a large coffin that can lie down for two people." Let this gentleman and my daughter lie in it, put on their wedding gowns, tie them around their necks with a rope, and let the witch perform a ritual, and you will be husband and wife from now on!" ”

After hearing this, I also felt that it was too nonsense, and no one would agree to it. Mr. Ren scolded: "Get out, pervert, why don't you lie down in the coffin yourself!" ”

"I'm a woman, no, you're a man, or live alone, it's the most suitable. This is God's arrangement, and it's useless for you to hide. The middle-aged woman said with a smile.