Chapter 72: Bad Reviews

Five hundred yuan a yellow charm, higher than the market price, and sold in the unobtrusive Kou Zhen online store, want to open, a week is considered early, buddy is also ready for a protracted war, never wanted to put on the shelves in the morning, someone consulted in the afternoon, regardless of whether the sale can not be sold, I feel very relieved, hurriedly replied, Kou Zhen's kid is more excited than me, squeezed towards me: "Let me see, let me see ......"

It's a bit of a way to squeeze me out of the Taishi chair, and my buddy is not used to him, so he pushed hard, and almost didn't push the girl to his head, I was too lazy to take care of Kou Zhen, stared at the screen tightly, and soon replied: "I encountered something evil, can your yellow fu bless me?" ”

Yes, I must be able to, I hurriedly replied: "Our family's yellow charm is a true biography, after many verifications, quality and quantity, not blowing with you, if the yellow fu has a standard, my family's charm is at least a provincial excellent product, but there are many types of talismans, I'm not sure what yellow fu you need, can you tell me what happened to you?" The right medicine is the right medicine. ”

In line with the purpose of serving customers, the buddy is quite patient, asking the other party what happened, but the other party suddenly became silent, and after a long time he gave a reply: "I often have nightmares and nightmares at night, and I feel like there are people in the house." ”

Other than that, there is no other description, I'm quite puzzled, I have to buy a yellow talisman for such a small thing? Kou Zhen next to him was in a hurry, pushed me away, and typed on the keyboard with his hand: "Dear, don't worry, the yellow charm in our store will definitely work." ”

"If I don't use the yellow charm, can I return it?"

"Dear, Huang Fu is not the same as general supplies, sincerity is a very important reason, and the temple incense is the same meaning, you go to the temple to incense, if the wish is not fulfilled, the temple will give you the incense money?"

Kou Zhen set a set, it seems that there was no less fooling people before, the other party was silent for a while, and asked when it could be shipped, Kou Zhen swore that as long as it was photographed, it would be shipped now, not too much, the other party paid, Kou Zhen jumped up excitedly and said to me: "Viagra, we are going to make a fortune, don't be stupid, hurry up and draw a talisman, I will send it out by courier in the afternoon." ”

Buddy is very excited, so soon the business comes to the door, indicating that there is a market demand, and I calculated the account in my heart, even if I sell a yellow charm every day, the income is three hundred and five, and it is more than 10,000 yuan a month, plus the salary that the old king gave me, I suddenly ran to the well-off, immediately packed up my spirit, returned to the house, and drew a charm to exorcise evil spirits attentively, and stamped a seal with the treasure seal of the Taoist master on my neck after painting.

The exorcism talisman buddy painted is full of aura, quite satisfied, Kou Zhen took advantage of the time when I drew the talisman to go home and get something, a small gift box, a small card, on which is written praise cash back five yuan...... I called the courier again, sent the goods out, and after sending the goods, the two of us looked at each other as if we had won the battle, hehe, and smirked.

The opening is auspicious, it's okay in the afternoon, and the two of us began to discuss how to make the online store bigger, which is nothing more than those routines, sending some small gifts, advertising, and more publicity on WeChat...... Anyway, we both saw hope, and we went to celebrate the night again.

In fact, we thought too much, and I was happy early, the next day I stayed on the computer all day, and a yellow charm was not sold, but the old king's shop opened, and the big sister who bought the urn the day before yesterday came back, and she didn't bargain and bought the urn of 3888.

Early in the morning of the third day, my buddy opened the store first, and I couldn't wait to turn on the computer to see if anyone bought Huang Fu, and no one bought Huang Fu without saying it, what made me feel like five thunders was that the first customer gave a bad review after receiving Huang Fu!

Then there is a special mother who has a bad review on the first transaction? Will you be able to do business in the future? The buddy was a little numb, so he simply went to Dexiangyun and dragged Kou Zhen up from the bed, this kid slept soundly, I didn't know that he was meeting with the Dongying teacher again in his dream, and he smirked, and the buddy didn't wake up for a long time, so I simply poured some water and splashed it on Ya.

A glass of cold water was poured over, and Kou Zhen broke up with his Dongying teacher, and the spirit suddenly turned over, staring at me with an angry face, and before he could shout at me, I said to him: "The kid who bought our yellow charm gave us a bad review." ”

"it!" Kou Zhen didn't compete with me anymore, put on his clothes and sat down at the computer desk, turned on the computer, looked at the bad review for a long time, but didn't actually write anything, just wrote about 20 words: It doesn't work at all, it's deceitful, and it's so expensive, don't buy this one in the future.

Just sold a yellow talisman, a comment, or a bad review, Kou Zhen looked at the twenty or so words, his eyes were round, and after a minute, he took a deep breath, clicked on the buddy's avatar, and asked: Dear, did you use the yellow talisman? Why did you give a bad review?

No one paid attention to him, Kou Zhen was unwilling, and continued to send messages: Dear, if you have any questions, you can consult our customer service, it is not advisable for you to give a bad review casually, please, please delete the bad review, okay? Still no one paid attention to him, Kou Zhen continued to type: Dear, you weren't invited by our competitors to make trouble, right? Dear, you have a reply! it, what are you pretending to be dead, talk back......

The other party's avatar is black, I feel that it should be not online, seeing that Kou Zhen is getting more and more impatient, he said to him: "People are not online, it's useless to be anxious, it's better to wait for him to go online and talk about it." ”

"Viagra, we can't afford to wait, so we sold a yellow charm, and the first comment is a bad review, do you think anyone will buy our yellow charm? Your craft buddy can be trusted, and he has also learned your methods, it is impossible to be bad, do you say that it will be a competitor who deliberately makes trouble? ”

I'm also quite confident in the yellow fu I painted, to say that a year ago, buddy's confidence may not be so full, but after the voodoo doll happened, buddy was afraid of Catherine's family revenge, and he worked hard to study the two books left by Zhang Qingshan, especially the Fu Encyclopedia, buddy is about to turn it over, and he meditated less, breathing and breathing, not a little stronger than before, plus yesterday was the first transaction, buddy really put his mind to it, it is impossible not to work.

I can't decide whether to make a mess or not, Kou Zhen is about to run out, so he simply picked up his mobile phone and called the buyer, and soon the phone was connected, Kou Zhen went hands-free, and said to the other end of the phone: "Hey, hello, is it Fan Jian?" I'm a seller of Jinglun Heavenly Palace, what's the matter with the bad review you gave me? ”

The voice on the other end of the phone was more tender: "What kind of broken yellow charms do you sell, it doesn't work at all, should I have nightmares or nightmares, should I feel that there are people in the house or feel that there are people in the house, it is more serious than the previous two days, all ghosts are pressing the bed, you are liars, shouldn't you give you a bad review?" ”

"Little brother, let me tell you, the yellow charm is absolutely genuine, you can show it to someone who knows how to do it, we don't get you this one, you said it doesn't work, something must have gone wrong, is it hanging on the bedside? Also, did you recite the mantra that was taught to you yesterday? Spell charms, yellow charms are more effective when accompanied by spells. ”

"I read it, it doesn't work, you are liars, I have applied for a refund, and giving you a bad review is to let others know that your store is a fraud, and not let others be fool......ed."

"Okay, it's bad luck to meet a buyer like you, we'll refund you, you return the yellow charm to me, we'll pay the postage, I'll give you a refund, how about you delete the bad review for me?"

"Huang Fu asked me to throw it in the trash, no, you have to give me a refund, I won't delete the bad reviews, who let you deceive people."

"Damn, you're a professional bad reviewer, right? Intentionally, isn't it? Let me tell you, we are not ordinary sellers, Shaote Mom is looking for trouble! Don't talk nonsense with me, just ask you the last sentence, delete the bad review? ”

"Don't delete it, aren't you painting a rune? You have the ability to draw a thunder talisman to kill me......"

The first time my buddy sold something online, the first time I sold something, I met such a buyer, I really couldn't cry or laugh, I felt that the pit was really a shit shell, just like this buyer named Fan Jian, it was really cheap, even if Huang Fu was not easy to use, we promised to return the money, and we also promised to pay the freight, you return Huang Fu, we will return the money to you, why do you have to make others disgusting? I didn't delete the bad reviews, and I was ashamed to throw my yellow charm in the trash, which was really a bit of a bully.

Kou Zhen was not angry, but he still patiently negotiated with Fan Jian, nothing more than wanting him to delete the bad reviews, but he didn't expect the other party to be soft and hard, and he bit the money back, and didn't delete the bad reviews, Kou Zhen was very helpless, saying that he would compensate him for a hundred yuan, and begged him to delete the bad reviews, Fan Jian still didn't delete them, the two of them were across the phone, you fought back and forth for more than half an hour, and still didn't negotiate the conditions, and finally Kou Zhen was impatient, and said gloomily to the other end of the phone: "Don't delete the bad reviews, don't regret it!" ”

After finishing speaking, he hung up the phone, his angry face turned white, and he panted vigorously, and his buddy could only comfort him with kind words: "Listening to the voice of the kid on the phone, he should not be old, don't be like a child, he will hurt his body." ”

Kou Zhen grabbed the phone and lifted it up violently, it looked like he was going to fall, buddy quickly dodged, in case the phone was broken, it was not worth it to be splashed by the debris, I dodged, Kou Zhen calmed down, put down his hand in frustration, took a few breaths, and said to me: "Viagra, buddy has never been so angry, I haven't finished with him, and our business can't let him mess with Huang, isn't he going to exorcise evil spirits?" Now even if there is no evil in his family, his buddy can make his family dance wildly! ”

Kou Zhen's methods buddy still knows, can let the reincarnated wild ghost possess the paper man and act, the ability is not small, but just for a bad review, as for doing this? If you scare people out of the way, that's not it.

I can only persuade him not to be impulsive, who knows that when I persuade him, Kou Zhen is even more energetic, gritting his teeth and saying to me: "Viagra, there is a saying called cutting off people's financial routes, such as killing parents, this revenge, buddy is retribution!" ”