The eldest sister is cooking, the second sister is playing games, and I am taking a bath.

The female students of the University of Marine Engineering live in a two-bedroom suite and a large bathroom where you can take a bath. Complete, slightly colorful girls' room. You can soak in the large bathtub. The food cooked by the eldest sister is very accustomed to because she has eaten it since she was a child, and it is not a delicacy from the mountains and seas, but it is very comfortable to eat - of course, the three of us will not touch potatoes if there is no need.

After taking a shower, I will play games with my second sister - this is the day of the holiday.

"But speaking of which, why are you with Xuefeng and them?" I'm a little weird.

The military is the place where superstition is the most serious - sometimes, you don't know why you survived, and you don't know why you died. Even if you do everything correctly, you can concentrate your ammo bay with a stray bullet. And sometimes, even if you give that fucking "reload order", it's the duds that concentrate on you. Everyone hopes that at the critical moment, it is the duds that concentrate on themselves, and the torpedoes are American torpedoes in the pre-World War II period. The problem is that this is simply not realistic - every year in island warfare, there are more admirals who confidently hide in bomb craters and are killed by more than one count. Therefore, there are some rumors, and everyone is holding the attitude of "I would rather believe it than believe it, auspicious and free, and the house is safe". Although everyone goes to the battlefield and looks at life and death a little lightly, it is better to avoid being killed by friendly soldiers.

"Those are actually very good kids...... For example, Xue Feng, in fact, was equipped with IJN's most advanced electric detection equipment at that time, and if you look carefully at her achievements during World War II, there is actually nothing to blame, or rather, because of the captain's efforts and the crew's struggle, she survived to the end of World War II, right? ”

"That being said, the Seventeenth Destroyer Fleet didn't sink a single one before the Yukikaze joined. In addition, the shells, torpedoes, mines, and bombs in all of them are duds, and this is not lucky, but it is evil, okay? ”

"Let's talk about wild points...... The order for reinforcement was given by the commander, right? You can't blame her, can you? And U1206, flushing the toilet led to the sinking of the submarine this ...... Well, I can't find an excuse for that. But because of these reasons, no one took them on a mission, no one played with them, no one even talked to them, Xiaoshan, do you think they are too pitiful? ”

Second sister, in fact, I think you are quite kind sometimes.

"What's more, it's pretty cool to be called a big brother, wow Ka ......"

Although sometimes it's still quite two.

Speaking of which, the second sister completely lived up to her name. The eldest sister's name is Zhang Ruoshui, and she is really kind and gentle. But the second sister's name is Zhang Leshui...... Forget it, I can't change the name anyway.

"But the eldest sister will mind, right? If you are auspicious, my eldest sister and I will cry! ”

"I don't mind." The eldest sister is serving the dishes from the kitchen to the outside, "When Leshui goes out on a mission, he never needs a guard." ”

Oh, put this stubble, I haven't heard that ballistic missile nuclear submarines need escorts when they sail.

But in normal life, it will probably be more unlucky, right?

"With your second sister's recklessness, even before meeting her little brother, she was bumpy and bumpy, why squeezed facial cleanser as toothpaste on the toothbrush, and used ear drops as eye drops to the eyes, and went down the stairs and rolled down the air directly...... Do you think I dare to let her into the kitchen? The eldest sister expressed helplessness.

"Cut ......," the second sister expressed disdain.

When I finished eating and was putting away the table, the doorbell rang.

"I'll open the door!" The second sister bounced, then her little toe rubbed against the corner of the table, and screamed to the bottom. I had to stand up, walk to the door, and pull it open.

Standing outside the door was ......

Who is it? The second sister got up from the ground with a big grin, and then glanced outside the door, and instantly became ladylike.

Outside the door stood a tall blonde woman, dressed in the white coat of the American army, with a heavy anchor chain wrapped around her waist as an ornament, her hair long and spread out, and a very handsome crooked officer's cap—behind her were three schoolchildren whom I knew very well, good sisters of my mother, and even though they were schoolchildren, I would also call the presence of my aunt—O'Bannon, Nicholas, and Taylor, who were behind her. The aura was so strong that I felt a little sick in my stomach when I had just eaten a full meal.

"Hello Aunt Missouri!" Bow your head, bow, squeeze out a smiley face and dimples to sell cuteness.

And then "Sister, Aunt Missouri is here." ”

The world of the ship mother is very simple, in the eyes of outsiders. But if you have half a foot in this world, you will find that it is actually a terrible world. Although they are all girls and girls, there are factions between them. For example, there is a lot of mismatch between the Japanese ship mother and the American ship mother, and the German ship mother and the British ship mother will quarrel when they meet. In the radio in the sky, there are only a few bands filled with the sound of the ship's girls tearing - if you strayed into those bands, the worldview will be torn to shreds in an instant. As the largest gang of ship girls, the American department turned out to be the most prestigious, and the "Ichibanmu" who can be called the eldest sister is the big mother of our three sisters and brothers, the enterprise number. All the American shipwives are looking at the head of the enterprise.

But when the company is sacrificed, the second person in the American ship is the Missouri aunt in front of her - if you want to become the leader of the American ship girl, an important premise is that one person can shock all the Japanese ship girls - at present, only the company and Missouri can do this.

In the past, the three of us loved Aunt Missouri, but in recent years...... I still like Aunt Missouri, but ......

For example, me, originally I tried my best to look mature in front of others, but in front of Aunt Missouri, we three sisters must concentrate on selling cuteness, otherwise......

"It's been a long time, Xiao Kunming is getting more and more handsome, how is it, did you find a girlfriend in Binzhi University according to what my aunt said? Your sisters are in the girls' school, and your aunt doesn't urge them, and she can't urge them, but Xiao Kunming can ignore her aunt's opposition and run away to be a governor. Actually, there's nothing wrong with being a commander, but ah, Sister Enterprise, Lafite sauce, and mackerel sauce, there are only three of you, in case there is something long and short. No, it's not just the corporate sister, it can be said that all the ship girls combined, only the three of you. Liaoning won't say much, as an aircraft carrier, there will be a fleet escort no matter what. The concealment of the Long March was high. I'm most worried about you, this time I took the purple heart, right? I've heard it all from Nelson......"

That's it!

The eldest sister and the second sister had a look on their faces, "I'll wipe it!" You're taking the purple heart again, why don't you say it! The angry eyes glared at me, but I don't have time to calm the anger of my two sisters right now, because.

“…… Auntie had just finished her mission, and she just knew about you coming over the radio, so she came over to take a look. I know that the living conditions over there are not very good, and I can't compare with this side, or my aunt will tell me about it, so you can transfer to another school......"

Aunt O'Bannon is snickering, snickering!

“…… What's more, the substitute teachers over there are sometimes unreliable at all, and I heard that there are Japanese students who go there to substitute, by the way, what are your classes this semester? Speaking ......"

In my major class this semester, there are indeed two weird ones. The course of ammunition management was taught by Mr. Akagi, and the damage management arrangement was taught by Mr. Dafeng -- it is said that it is a substitute teacher, and the teacher who originally taught these two subjects went to the task, but fortunately, these two courses are both big courses, and it is estimated that the teacher will change to teach them next semester.

“…… Auntie knows that Xiao Kunming is 12 years old, but Auntie has checked your physical examination report, can you find a girlfriend? You're not just human, you can be considered half of the ship's mother, so ......"

The problem is bad on half of the ship's mother. Who can say why a full displacement of 7000 tons of destroyers is still a destroyer? Why do 12-year-old boys be a head lower than 12-year-old girls? Why do people of the same sublineage shrink by one or two years compared to European and American races of the same age? Why is all this stuff happening to me? Aunt O'Bannon, they can at least be considered upper elementary school students, and I will become a freshman in elementary school, who do I go to reason? Still let me find a girlfriend? Aunt Missouri, is your bridge flooded?

“…… Auntie knows that finding a girl who is a pure natural person as a girlfriend may be a big problem for you, but you will have to face this problem sooner or later, right? As a destroyer, do you think you can grow any longer? Even if it is retrofitted......"

I'm sorry Aunt Missouri, I shouldn't have slandered you just now, please don't hit me with a sledgehammer of verbal violence again...... I'm about to vomit blood, teary eyes.

“…… What's more, let's take a step back and say, you ask, American ship girl, who doesn't like you? As long as you come to China Offshore University, the girl you like is not up to you? Auntie knows you don't like German and Japanese watches...... Ship mother, but you inquire, not to say that it is the Republic ship mother, it is British and American, which one doesn't like you......"

There's a problem here, a serious one. The shipwives of the European and American departments are all my mother's sisters, and my shipwives want to call them aunts - even if they look like elementary school students.

“…… I know that you Chinese culture elders consider generations, but in fact, this thing is really not that important. Like your Aunt Essex. Yorktown, Lexington, Bumblebee, Hu Feng, it turned out to be her sister, and later they all became her sister, do you see your Aunt Essex entangled? So ......"

Aunt Essex has been entangled to the point of whether it is good to die, if you dare to ask in front of Aunt Essex the question "As the boss of the Essex class, why are the follow-up ships your predecessors", it will be directly overturned, and this is not a matter of seniority!

"So be it!" Aunt Missouri suddenly hammered her left hand with her right hand, "Since you can't wipe your face from Xiao Kunming, then Auntie will let other ship girls chase Xiao Kunming......"

Auntie, I beg you, spare me.

"Auntie has just checked the criminal law, and the ship's mother does not constitute the subject of the crime of rape!"

Wait, it's not a chase, right? And under the new criminal law, I can be the object of rape.

"As for Xiao Kunming, he is not a pure male, so according to the "Guiding Regulations on the Management of Heroic Spirits", we can say that it is okay to play between Cheng Shipwives afterwards......" Aunt Missouri smiled, but her tone was ...... Not good, she's serious!

At this time, the cell phone rang, interrupting Aunt Missouri's conversation.

"I'm sorry, I'll answer the phone." I took the phone and walked out onto the balcony, it was already dusk.

"Zhang Leshan, the holiday is canceled, please go back to the college quickly, there is a task."

I really don't know if I should be thankful or if I should hate this notice.