Zhang Laodao smiled at Xiao Yu and arched his hand:

"Say goodbye to friendly means!"

This time there was no trick, presumably Xiao Yu's sentence "If you cheat again, your son will be surnamed Wang", the lethality is really greater. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

The old Taoist tone is full of exhortation:

"Little friend, when you reach my age, you know the importance of self-cultivation and surname, what kind of woman, it's just a passing eye...... Although this little snake has a bit of a posture, it is only in the middle and upper, far worse than my confidantes, you don't want to follow her way, there is a saying, the twenty-eight best body is like a crisp, and the sword at the waist slashes the fool. Although I don't see anyone's head falling, I secretly teach the monarch to have a dry bone marrow......"

Enough, old man, you are quite talented, you know all these famous poems that seem to be silver but actually imply exhortation, look at your deep understanding, you must have a deep understanding.

Xiao Qing's eyes widened, and he said:

"Stinky Taoist priests, don't chew the root of your tongue, this girl is naturally beautiful, you can't see clearly when you're blind!"

Yes, sure enough, women are all animals, and this girl's focus is not in the same direction as others.

"I came to Hangzhou this time, because I heard that someone summoned the distraction of Emperor Zhenwu," Zhang Goudan said, "The old Taoist is also quite accomplished in the Fu Seal, so I came here to ask for advice, did Xiaoyou think that Daoist friend?" ”

“……”

As soon as these words came out, Xiao Yu shuddered, and almost didn't spurt out a mouthful of blood, was it really the storm caused by the flapping of the wings of his butterfly!

He turned his head weakly and looked, and Xiao Qing really glared at him viciously.

Seeing this scene, Lao Dao already understood, laughed, waved his sleeves and said:

"Poor road!"

After speaking, he stepped out, and it was seven or eight feet away, and the sound had not yet dispersed, still echoing in the bamboo forest, but the person had disappeared without a trace.

The vast bamboo forest finally fell silent.

Xiao Yu coughed dryly, and said without words:

"How did you get here alone?"

Xiaoqing thought that she was alone in Hangzhou, but this person in front of her ran to play in a chic manner, and she was almost struck by the old way with thunder, and her eyes couldn't help but be slightly red, and she almost burst into tears, she was not a weak woman, she had never met the white lady, she had suffered a lot of hardships and suffered many crimes, but now she is extremely weak.

Xiao Yu tugged at the corners of his mouth and hurriedly said:

"I thought you were an iron-blooded woman who bleeds without tears, but I didn't expect there to be times when I cried."

Xiaoqing's temperament is a little arrogant, so naturally she can't stand it, so she hurriedly holds back her tears, hugs her arms, turns her head, snorts coldly, and still doesn't speak.

Xiao Yu said: "Although that Taoist priest is a laipi, he is not a capricious person, and he will definitely not come to trouble you again...... What, I'll go first? ”

Xiaoqing opened her mouth at this time, her voice sobbing slightly, "Don't go!" ”

"Xiao Ling'er is still waiting for me." Xiao Yu politely refused.

Xiao Qing's black and slippery apricot eyes glared, and said in a slightly sour tone: "Your little Ling'er is naturally the treasure of the treasures, am I not worth a penny?" That stinky Taoist priest is gone, if there is another stinky monk, what should I do? ”

Xiao Yu sighed, "Then what do you say?" ”

Xiaoqing said in a low voice: "The Dragon Boat Festival is approaching, I have chest tightness and shortness of breath in the past few days, and this time I am going out of the city to avoid it......"

As he spoke, he glared at him, gritted his teeth and said: "As a result, that stinky Taoist priest is indiscriminate, and he is going to kill me, and when this girl recovers, he will definitely be good-looking!" ”

Hmm, this girl has a good character, she will not be discouraged by a momentary defeat, nor will she be depressed by a momentary failure, this unyielding fighting spirit is really worthy of admiration...... It's a pity that it's useless, the cultivation gap is there, and you don't have to be slapped to death by someone when you go.

"What, don't go, otherwise I'm afraid that the meat bun will beat the dog, and there will be no return......

Xiao Qingliu raised her eyebrows, "You dare to say that this girl is a meat bun?" ”

“……”

After saying these words, Xiaoqing also relaxed from the tense state of life and death, her starry eyes were a little confused, her demeanor became more and more lazy, her emerald green clothes had already been soaked with sweat, and they were wet and sticky to her body, outlining a beautiful figure with bumps and bumps, and because of the fighting method, the clothes were damaged in many places, revealing pieces of snow-white skin, which were whiter than mutton fat and white jade, just like the snow on the towering snow-capped mountains......

Well, barren mountains and mountains, beauties are on the side, unclothed, and panting...... The first thought at this time should be...... Let's make a shot?

It's a big mistake, it's outrageously wrong, because Xiaoqing's magic power is not good, and she can't completely turn into a human form, and her legs have become emerald green snake tails, and the first thought of ordinary people when they see it is not a surprise, but a fright.

"It hurts......," Xiaoqing groaned lowly.

If it were an ordinary moment, a charming woman would make a cute appearance of a cat praying for food to you, and any normal man would not be able to help it.

But Xiao Yu shuddered, and cold sweat flowed out of her forehead, because as time passed, not only did her legs turn into snake tails, her eyes also turned into dark green vertical pupils, and two sharp fangs grew out of the corners of her mouth.

If you go to make a horror movie, you don't even need to paint makeup, you can appear without makeup.

Xiao Yu walked over and took out a grain of grass to return the pill, but it was in the Black Wind Mountain, the meeting gift given by others had the effect of nourishing blood and invigorating qi, mortals ate it, and all diseases retreated within a month, and the white hair was black for a year, the body was strong, the color was like a child, and the sleep was thin.

"Here you go, take the medicine." Xiao Yu handed over the pill.

As a result, Xiaoqing, the girl, didn't know if she had a fever or was beaten stupidly, so she pouted and said:

"You feed me."

Xiao Yu shuddered, and the pill in his hand almost didn't fall to the ground.

Damn, you are the song of the Siren, the gaze of Medusa, who deliberately lured me into the abyss of sin.

Xiao Yu struggled inwardly, looked at the pill in his hand, and made the final decision.

"Get up for me, you are the bamboo leaf green that crisscrosses the jungle, the source of all evil in the mighty mountains and forests, where can you be so fragile? If you like to eat it or not, I won't feed you, otherwise the future will be like the prophecy of this Baicao Pill - eat jujube pills!! ”

"The guy who can't be saved, he finally sees through your true face." Xiaoqing pursed her lips dissatisfied, reached out to take the herb pill, and swallowed it in one gulp.

Xiao Yu roared: "Sure enough, you're pretending to be weak and lying to me!" ”

After eating grass and returning the pill, Xiaoqing's pale face slightly regained some ruddyness, and the dark green pupils and fangs at the corners of his mouth were retracted, but the snake's tail still couldn't turn into legs, and the sweat on his head was not less.

"I'll send you back to Hangzhou?" Xiao Yu asked.

"I'm not going back." Xiaoqing shook her head, "It's going to be the Dragon Boat Festival soon, and it's better to die if you go back." ”

"Then I called Bai Suzhen to take care of you?"

"Don't." Xiaoqing still shook her head, a little aggrieved, "My sister is with that Xu Xian, how can you have time to take care of me?" ”

"Hey, why do I smell vinegar."

"You have to take care of it!"