Chapter 0104: The Witch and the Beggar
In the drizzle, Jin Ling'er's snow-white skirt contrasted sharply with Fang Yan's black clothes.
Fang Yan's trench coat had long since faded and was draped over her fragrant shoulders. The black shirt on the upper body is tucked into the pants, and the belt is tightened, which makes it look very smart. With the gray deer hunting hat on the head, it adds a refreshing Republic of China style.
He held an umbrella in his left hand, with a black box hanging on the handle, and held up another black umbrella with his right hand.
"Uncle, don't you take me with an umbrella?"
Xiao Nizi pouted and took the umbrella and glared at him pitifully.
"It's about to enter the audience's VR sight, aren't you afraid that they will misunderstand?" Fang Yan explained calmly.
On a rainy day, whenever two people share an umbrella, it is inevitable that someone will get wet, even if the two are close, it will not help if they are close together.
"No is no, what misunderstanding are you afraid of? It's not that the audience doesn't know, you are a 'lonely student'! Xiao Nizi snorted and opened the black umbrella vigorously.
In the process of raising her hand, she found that the trench coat that Fang Yan had put on for her was full of holes, especially the shoulders and sleeves, which had been corroded by some raindrops carried by the oblique wind. After getting out of the car, I walked for less than two minutes before I was drenched so badly.
Looking at Fang Yan himself, thanks to the fact that he was wearing a long-sleeved shirt, he was inevitably touched by the acid rain, full of holes, and the skin inside was drenched red and hot, which was terrifying.
She couldn't see Fang Yan's back, but the situation was definitely not optimistic, thinking of this, she hurriedly turned around and hurried towards the tent camp.
Seeing that she was still angry, Fang Yan shook his head and smiled: "Forget it, if you are seen by the audience, you can see it, come, put away the umbrella, and I will continue to take you to fight." ”
Hearing this, Jin Ling'er's delicate body trembled slightly, her eyes were slightly red, but her small steps were deliberately accelerated, and she said softly and weakly:
"No, it's not uncommon now. Uncle, hurry up, those loyal ministers of yours are going to die in a hurry. ”
"Forehead ......"
Fang Yan scratched the back of his head and looked at her back with a blank expression: "The little girl born after 95 is really nerve-wracking." ”
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In the tent camp, Haixin was dragged by Ye Xin to live broadcast LOL, and Lord Wei was pulled by the fat man to accompany the audience to brag.
"I tell you, the enemy Taiwan has made a great death this time, and we will suffer! This rain ...... It's ghost rain...... You've seen the fate of the enemy anchor, right? There is a picture on the Internet, but fortunately, a sun-guarded sun umbrella automatically popped up in the medical bag behind the beautiful consultant! ”
"Otherwise, she is estimated to be out of hair now, and she can enter a nearby nunnery." Lord Wei agreed.
"And that Thorn Warrior, there are two hits, sure enough, the Jieling Luxes are known for their terrifying defensive power, in the cemetery they encounter some difficult hidden arrow mechanisms, and they don't have to hide, they just retract into the turtle shell and resist the past, tsk, even my fat man has to admire!"
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There are two Xuanwu Gates in Chang'an City in the Sui and Tang Dynasties, one site is in the north of Daming Palace, and the other site is in the north of Taiji Palace, both of which are the places where the "Xuanwu Gate Change" occurred.
Li Shimin launched the Xuanwumen Revolution in Taiji Palace. In addition, during the reigns of Tang Zhongzong and Tang Suzong, there were three Xuanwumen coups in Daming Palace; Together, there are a total of four 'Xuanwumen Changes'. ”
"Now you get it, right? Xuanwu Gate, Xuanwu Gate! Don't enter through the Xuanwu Gate! Unlucky! If you dare to violate the Xuanwu Gate, in ancient times, it was the government that changed, and now it is the ...... that has changed."
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Fang Yan strode to Jin Ling'er's side, not daring to slack off before entering the camp.
The reason is very simple - Xiao Nizi successfully inherited the inheritance of Shi Buyu's predecessors at noon today.
The unique inheritance of the fifth of the seven absolute captains will be the most precious hole card in this tomb robbery.
An imperial tomb cry landed as scheduled, if Wu Zetian's soul was really like the invisible sharp eyes under the domineering eyebrows in the sky, then every grass and leaf in Qianling was under her gaze.
"Jin Ling'er, a mortal fetus with a dragon-seeking silver coin but no combat power, but has enough bloodline to anger the entire Baicheng, the most important thing is that her current stunt is a major threat to Qianling! This is the advice of the old onion when he sees him off in the afternoon.
Master's words must be listened to, Fang Yan is really worried about whether she will encounter heavenly punishment before she joins with the large army?
However, what are you afraid of! It was in response to "Murphy's Law" that the two were about to enter the crowded tent camp.
Call~!
A manic wind whistled by, but it was not a person, but an umbrella.
In the breeze and drizzle, people's inertia leads to not holding the handle of the umbrella too hard, but when the wind blows and the umbrella is about to be blown away, people will reflexively hold it.
The wind struck, Jin Ling'er was unexpectedly involved in the latter's trap, of course she knew the importance of this umbrella, and when it was almost blown away, Xiao Nizi was actually stupidly thinking about another question: "Oops, I didn't wear a hat like Fang Yan." This umbrella cannot be lost. Hey, no, uncle, he never wears a hat, why make an exception today? ”
As a result, naïve people enjoyed the magical situation that only in fairy tales, with a small body weighing less than 90 pounds and an umbrella floating more than a meter high. The white skirt fluttered in the wind, and the torn black trench coat was like the wings of a demon.
The two of them went one after the other, and happened to fall into the outermost part of the audience's VR field of vision impartially, and were bumped into by a group of viewers whose perspectives drifted around nearby, and Jin Linger's peculiar way of appearance suddenly won a round of applause:
[Yo?] Is this the little fairy or the little witch? 】
[With such a high-profile appearance, it's time to go for a wave of gifts]
[Isn't this the golden bell of Jinda? 】
[Archaeological elves? [My goddess actually came to the live broadcast as well? ] 】
[Emperor Yan was late for most of the day, it turned out that he was dragging with Jin Ling'er? 】
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[My king has finally appeared! The old minister waited for the chrysanthemums to thank him]
[October Drama: "The Witch and the Beggar"]
[Don't watch the game anymore, Emperor Yan has arrived! ] 】
[My king has arrived? Where? Where? 】
What the hell? My king has returned from the slums? Why are you dressed so worn? 】
[I feel sorry for me]
Gift: "Meng Xian Zi Ming" gave "Yan Emperor" a yellow coat!
[What the hell is that hat?] Detective hats? 】
【Sherlock Holmes】
[To be reasonable, didn't you find that Emperor Yan's skin hit by the ghost rain seems to have its own resistance? 】
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Fang Yan's anchor headset was thrown to the Ghost Axe Master, naturally he couldn't see the dense barrage, and he didn't have time to accept the enthusiasm of the fans, seeing that Xiao Nizi was floating higher and higher, he shouted eagerly: "Ling'er, throw the umbrella away." ”
Xiao Nizi's slender eyelashes blinked slightly, obediently loosened the umbrella handle, one person and one umbrella, one up and down, perfectly symmetrically separated.
Fang Yan jumped in the air, grabbed her soft bee waist with one hand, and poured out half a lifetime of tenderness.
The black umbrella handed over in time in his hand was seamless, so that the lovely person in his arms did not touch the dust and rain, and from beginning to end, not a drop was touched.
He once sighed with a smile: "Silly girl, I hope you will be so naïve all your life, and people who don't understand anything will not have any troubles." ”――
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