Chapter 844: Jianghu Divine Stick
"To be able to meet Xidao Chief here, we are really fateful." Brother Mu is changing the subject.
"Well, there is fate..."Huang Xixi kept peeking at Lan Lan, as if he didn't believe that this elite of the exorcism world would walk with a demon, and he was also a demon king.
"I just don't know how the Daoist came here?" Brother Mu glanced at his mud robe again, "Moreover, you still have such a field?" β
Huang Xixi's attention was finally diverted, and he sighed bitterly with a bitter face: "Alas, don't mention it, it's not my uncle who forced me to help him sell these messy things!" He spread his hands out and held a few folded pieces of rune paper in his palms.
Brother Mu knew that this kind of rune paper that was folded into a triangle was sold to ordinary people by some colleagues, one was to make it easier for people to carry, and some might also want to increase its mystery. He took a spirit talisman and said strangely: "It's neatly folded, why do you still say it's messy?" β
"Hey, Master Wood, just open it and see for yourself." Huang Xixi sighed bitterly.
Brother Mu unfolded the rune paper suspiciously, and couldn't help but laugh dumbly at a glance, only to see that the rune paper was indeed painted with cinnabar, but it was not a spell rune, but a slanted grimace, although the painting was not good-looking, it was a little cute, and there were three words written crookedly underneath-
Destroy you.
Lan Lan also saw it on the side, almost didn't laugh, coughed lightly, and looked away with a straight face.
Huang Xixi's face was now as red as a monkey's buttocks, and it seemed that he had been ridiculed for this, and handed Brother Mu a few pieces of rune paper: "Master, you can take a look at these again." β
Brother Mu unfolded them one by one, and couldn't hold back his joy when he said anything, only to see that in addition to the grimaces painted on those rune papers with all kinds of different shapes, there were also words written underneath, such as "Beat you away!" "Scared to death! "Don't hurt me! "Please, let's go! Something like that. There are even a few pictures that seem to have failed to draw, and they are a mess, but they seem to be reluctant to throw them away, and they write a few words on the back.
"This charm is discounted..."
"Buy one get one free..."
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Seeing this, Lan Lan was already very uncomfortable, so she simply turned her body around, her two shoulders kept shaking, even if she was so deep that she couldn't help it.
Brother Mu secretly recited a "meditation mantra" before suppressing his smile: "Xidao chief, the respected teacher is really childlike." It's just that if this talisman is soldβ"
"Alas, how can you sell it-" Huang Xixi sighed: "Master Mu, you just look at my uncle's technique, it is estimated that the kindergarten children are better than him in drawing, I have persuaded him, if you don't know how to draw talismans, you can draw a few strokes randomly, it is also a matter of being able to deceive people, but he has to-alas! The teacher is unlucky! Poor road misfortune! β
"Poor Dao?" Brother Mu noticed that Huang Xixi's title for himself had changed. Didn't he always call himself "Fudao"?
"Alas! Rich, rich can't get rich! Poor! Poor! β
"And what are you doing now?" Brother Mu asked.
"Isn't it that Leng was forced by my uncle-" Huang Xixi said bitterly: "After the 'exorcism conference', I wanted to go to find my master, but I didn't expect to run into my unlucky uncle, who was swaggering and deceiving himself, and everyone shouted and beat him. You're going to have to pull me up... It's good now, after he finishes painting these things, he doesn't have to show his head, so let me be cannon fodder. Give him these black money - people are so good nowadays, who can be fooled, and they will sell for ten or eight dollars a day. It's all kind-hearted people who treat me as mentally ill, and I only fund it because of pity, but my uncle also regularly asks me for red, he takes the big head, and leaves me a piece of eight cents, I even have to save a bag of instant noodles for two days, I, I haven't eaten a full meal for a long time, and every day while starving, I have to hide from the police... Poor road, poor road bitter wow-" The more Huang Xixi spoke, the more excited he became, and his eyes turned red.
Brother Mu didn't expect to encounter such strange people and strange things, but seeing the old man like a wolf, he also felt a little uncomfortable, so he immediately took out a thick pile of money and stuffed it into Huang Xixi's hand.
"Master Mu, Master Mu, you, you are-" Huang Xixi was stunned.
"Take it, eat a good meal, change it, and when I'm done with the business at hand, I'll help you think of an idea."
"I can't do it! I can't help it! Huang Xixi actually pushed those banknotes out, "How can I ask for your money, although I like to be down, but I still know that etiquette, righteousness and shamelessness are not punished, isn't this an insult to the poor Dao?" β
"What are you talking about-" Brother Mu gave him a blank look, "I'm going to make a deal with you, a fair deal!" β
"W-What?"
Brother Mu took all the rune paper in his hand: "Is there anything else?" I took as much as I wanted. β
Huang Xixi was still stunned, but Brother Mu frowned and said: "I can't touch a few things to remove demons and ghosts on my body now. β
"Master Kemu, these talismansβ"
"There are some problems with the rune drawing, but the aura of the rune paper has not dissipated much-" Brother Mu twisted a few runes, "and don't forget, it has two sides." β
Huang Xixi's eyes lit up: "The master is going to-"
Brother Mu nodded: "Hurry up, I'm in a hurry." β
Huang Xixi was still a little reluctant, and handed over the backpack behind him: "However, I still feel that you have suffered a big loss..."
Brother Mu opened the bag and saw that half of the pocket was full of folded rune paper, and said with a slight smile: "Okay, don't worry about these little things, I want to ask you, your uncle..."
"Oops, there's the police!" Huang Xixi suddenly saw a few people in dark uniforms walking quickly not far away, and he hurriedly began to clean up the stalls.
"Master Mu, if you have something to call us, oops, no, the mobile phone has also been taken away by my uncle-" Huang Xixi hurriedly packed and bundled it, and grabbed a few small medicine bottles and stuffed them into Brother Mu's arms: "You also take these, my uncle is indiscriminately matched, there is definitely no use for healing injuries, don't eat it yourself, but when you encounter an enemy, maybe it can be used as poison... No, no, no, I have to run quickly, the master is destined to see you again-" The voice is still in place, but the person has already run away.
Only then did Brother Mu mutter the remaining half of the sentence just now: "Where are you, where is your uncle?" And there is no blank rune paper..."
But Huang Xixi had already turned into the alley, and disappeared in a blink of an eye, but the few uniformed ones approached, Brother Mu looked at their armbands, it turned out to be not the police, but a few security guards, one of the shortest guys looked east and west, frowned and said: "It's weird, I was still here just now, why did I disappear in the blink of an eye?" (To be continued......)