Emperor Yan only used a murderous look, and let the fat man who was still dressed in various outfits and poses a second ago be revealed, and instantly coaxed like a grandson:

"Boss, don't, don't, record the show now. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

Fang Yan didn't care, and before he could escape back to the cabin, he stopped him with an arrow step.

I don't care if you're doing a show now, if you owe it to this level, someone must clean up for the audience.

"Boss, I was wrong, raise a hand, ask for a hand. Ahh Give some face, oops, yes, it hurts...... I was wrong, I was wrong. ”

Lin Fatzi's ears were twisted into a ball by Fang Yan, and he let out a scream like killing a pig.

At this time, the subtitle staff appropriately made up a line of subtitles: Emperor Yan couldn't bear it anymore and finally started.

"As a nobleman, I won't worry about ordinary people like you, so go slowly, I'll fly first."

Lin Hao returned to the cabin, he was beaten and beaten, the arrangement of the program team could not be changed, he Lin Hao could take a helicopter to the airport, and Emperor Yan obediently took the school bus.

……

Accompanied by bursts of laughter sounds, several guests got on the school bus one after another.

Since it is a variety show, you have to put on a good show, pretending to be ugly, teasing, tearing, and pretending to be ...... and so on.

But there is a principle that must be observed: guests can pretend to be forced, but they must pretend to be likable.

The highest level is to make the audience like your invisible or tangible pretend, and it will itch when you can't see you pretending for a day. Lin Fatzi was quite successful at this point, and he didn't see the fat blowing for many days, and a group of "blowing fans" were uncomfortable.

Emperor Yan got on the school bus early, and the driver's uncle wore an exaggerated toad glass, not like the driver at all, and he didn't know and thought he was a gangster.

"Ahem! Ahem! Good morning, everyone! ”

Emperor Yan walked to the back of the carriage with the halo of the protagonist, and deliberately coughed twice, not to greet his classmates, but as a hint: "Lord Xueba has arrived, don't you scumbags say hello?" ”

However, there were four people who had already gotten on the bus and no one bird him.

DJ Man sits in the corner of the last row, immersed in the world of music created by high-end headphones.

Ye Xin was playing a mobile game, her white little hands were swiping around on the screen, her delicate body was swaying left and right, as if she was playing a racing game, especially the substitution of the corners, the whole person unconsciously poured 60 degrees.

Haixin is connected to the wifi of the school bus and is making up for it.

Call~!!!

The sound engineer unleashed a cold gust of air, and the VR environment suddenly turned into a bleak gray world.

A line of white subtitles jumped out: I don't have any friends, and the generation gap between the top students and the scumbags is very serious.

Seeing that Emperor Yan was embarrassed, a certain woman shouted warmly:

"Don't you know where to sit? Or...... Sit on my lap? ”

"You ......"

Fang Yan was full of black lines, shook his head and smiled bitterly, "You are Xiaojing, the female high school next door, as rumored, you have an unscientific body that high school students shouldn't have." ”

Speaking of this, Emperor Yan playfully glanced at her short skirt and nodded calmly.

Sister Jing was shy, "Then you can't come over?" ”

Emperor Yan walked up to him and sat sideways for a few seconds, and Sister Jing grabbed his waist, which was extremely ambiguous, causing a frenzy of brushing in the live broadcast room.

"No, I still have two sets of Russian Olympiad papers unfinished, I'll look for you later." Emperor Yan blinked, walked straight to the last row, and went to the left and right corners with DJ Man.

[No face-to-face leg sitting bad reviews]

[Such an old stalk, Sister Jing still remembers] (powder)

[The girl who is flirting with herself, she has to satisfy her when she cries]

[If you sit for a long time, you will be hollowed out]

[I was relieved to see that my king was still such a salted fish]

……

As soon as Emperor Yan sat down, Bigbang's song "BangBangBang" sounded in the VR environment.

Just listening to the rhythm of the music, the audience guessed who was coming, only to see a fireworks head poking in from the door of the car, and Lord Wei put one hand in his pocket and staggered into the car.

All the guests' looks today are confidential, and no one knew before the show started.

"Poof, this ...... Is this Xiao Wei? Fang Yan was amused by his fireworks.

"Laugh at your sister, laugh, I said, do you want to be beaten?"

Lord Wei saw his own shape from the reflection of the car window, and he wanted to laugh too, but he finally held back, and glanced at several female classmates in the car with a squint out of the corner of his eye, and then walked to the last row of seats.

The bus carriage is divided into left and right seats, all of which are double seats, separated by an aisle, and the last row is conjoined and can seat five.

Wei Jian didn't say a word, he lay down in the center of the five consecutive seats, crossed his legs, stretched his arms straight, and occupied three seats by himself.

"The hairstyle is very trendy, yo yo yo, what's wrong with the pants? Bitten by a rat? Ouch, you Band-Aid, do you dare to be a little more stupid with your nose? ”

Er Zhu suddenly leaned over and laughed, reaching out to grab the holes in Lord Wei's thighs that could be seen everywhere.

"Don't touch me, be careful, I'm in a bad mood today."

Lord Wei took out the only sharp weapon that was not seized by his mother from his schoolbag - a wrench.

"Hmph, who is the man with the highest force value in the school, you should all have points in your hearts, right?"

Lord Wei shook the wrench in his hand, and began to load it as soon as he got in the car.

Erzhu Leng Buding dismantled the stage: "I only know that when we went to Languifang, you ranked first in combat effectiveness, and Mrs. Ying was very interested in your performance that night." ”

"Brother, I was wrong, please don't say it." Wei Jian's attitude changed greatly, and his face was full of flattery.

Fang Yan didn't say a word and threw the schoolbag over.

Er Zhu also smashed the schoolbag, "Be honest, carry the bag obediently." ”

Wei Jian obediently folded the three bags together and put them on his lap.

"Rebellious boy, I am really touched to see you like this." As soon as Fang Yan opened his mouth, he stabbed directly.

Lord Wei bypassed the topic and raised a finger with a serious face: "You'd better stay away from me, I'm used to taking two seats by one person in the car." Again, if you're in a bad mood today, don't mess with me. ”

"Don't worry, we won't mess with you."

Wei Jian didn't have enough yet, and Erzhu poured cold water again: "We didn't plan to talk to you all the way." ”

"Poof...... Please, talk to me, you must talk to me, I will die if no one talks to me. ”

Lord Wei and Erzhu laughed at the same time.

"In fact, it was my first internship in my life."

Lord Wei looked focused and full of energy, with a look of wanting to reform and be a new person.

is full of positive energy, and at this time, as a good brother, he should come out and echo a sentence or two, cheer up.

Who would have thought that Emperor Yan would glare at him with disgust: "Really? Then ...... Be quiet! ”

(To be continued.) )