Ye Kai eats snacks quite well here, but the situation on Zhou Xingzu's side is not so good. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

According to the plots in all movies, TV series, novels, etc., the protagonist is a disaster star, and wherever he goes, something happens, either someone hangs or someone is brain-dead to provoke the protagonist to be killed by the protagonist in minutes and then set off the hero's wisdom and martial arts, and this time is naturally no exception.

As the protagonist of this film, Zhou Xingzu is naturally dressed in red casual clothes, otherwise he would not be able to bring out his identity as the protagonist, but according to the law of "the protagonist is a disaster", this dress has become the source of trouble.

Originally, Zhou Xingzu and Zhou Dafu had already hid in the corner of the wall, so as not to be injured by mistake, but people are not as good as heaven, and the two of them just hid to avoid trouble, and a pair of men in black passed by them with machetes menacingly, and when they were about to kill the Quartet, they stopped fiercely.

"Red clothes?!"

This group of people muttered a sentence in their mouths, turned around with murderous faces, stared at Zhou Xingzu deadly, and looked at Zhou Xingzu as if Zhou Xingzu had killed his whole family.

"Isn't it, big brother?! Anyone in red clothes has to be cut?! ”

Zhou Xingzu saw that the situation was not right, and his eyes almost popped out, what kind of divine logic is this?! As long as you are wearing red clothes, you have to cut, so why don't you go and cut the salted egg Superman?!

This group of black-clothed people obviously ignored what Zhou Xingzu thought, and said with a murderous face: "That's right! Hack him to death! Avenge Brother Qiang! ”

As he spoke, he brandished a machete and killed him, so frightened that Zhou Xingzu and Zhou Taifu stuck out their tongues as if they were burning their buttocks.

"Wait...... I don't have to run! I'm not wearing red! ”

After running for a while, Chow Tai Fook suddenly stopped and exclaimed as if he had come to his senses.

Seeing that Zhou Dafu stopped, Zhou Xingzu also reacted, and said with a look of annoyance: "Then I don't have to run!" Because I'm so good at fighting! Your grandson is a martial arts master! ”

"Really?! That's great! ”

Zhou Taifu was overjoyed when he heard this, grabbed Zhou Xingzu's hand and didn't let go, and his eyes were full of excitement.

"You go over there and eat a sugar cane with that reporter first, and see how your grandson teaches them!"

Zhou Xingzu pointed to Ye Kai, who was sitting on the table and eating wontons, and asked Chow Tai Fook to enjoy his performance, while he was hiding in the corner, preparing to sneak attack and chase the man in black who cut him.

"Mr. Ye, eat wontons? Don't mind multiple locations, right? Chow Tai Fook came to Ye Kai's side and said hello, picked up a sugarcane and began to gnaw on it.

Ye Kai drank the wonton soup with a sigh, burped, and said with some doubts: "Mr. Zhou, why are you here?" ”

"Oh, my grandson asked me to come here to eat a sugar cane and watch him teach the men in black a lesson." Chow Tai Fook put down the sugarcane in his hand that was almost gnawed up, and said with a smile, obviously Zhou Xingzu was very good at fighting this matter, which made him very happy, although he didn't know what he was happy about.

"Oh! Then you go ahead! ”

Ye Kai agreed, casually smashed the bowl in his hand on the head of a man in red, changed a comfortable position on the stool, and sat back for a while for Zhou Xingzu to be chased and cut.

As Ye Kai, who is familiar with the plot, he has long known that Zhou Xingzu's martial arts have been chaotic due to his travel through time and space, causing his martial arts to become fighting cattle across the mountains, and it has no effect if he doesn't fight people from the other side!

Sure enough, as soon as Ye Kai changed his posture, Zhou Xingzu ran over with an embarrassed face, his face was shocked.

"Good grandson, the show is over?!" The sugarcane in Zhou Taifu's hand has been gnawed up by him, and when he saw Zhou Xingzu running over, he thought that Zhou Xingzu had put down all the people!

"Nope! Waiting for you to do it! ”

Zhou Xingzu said hurriedly, and immediately threw Zhou Dafu aside, and he held down one side of the bench under Zhou Dafu's body, slammed it up, and hit the neck of the black-clothed man who was chasing him with the other end, and then smashed the side he was holding down on the head of the person, knocking him unconscious.

"Huh?!"

Zhou Xingzu had just solved the man in black, and as soon as he looked up, he saw a man in red surrounded by a group of men in black, and then the machetes flew around, blood mixed with minced meat splashed everywhere, and after a while, only the man in black was left!

Seeing this scene, the grandfather and grandson were scared to death, Zhou Dafu pulled Zhou Xingzu's clothes and said with a pale face: "There are still a lot of people in black there!" You're going to get them! ”

Zhou Xingzu was almost scared to death now, cold sweat rushed down his forehead, and he stammered: "No! I don't know why it doesn't hurt for me to hit someone today! It's better for you to get on! ”

Zhou Dafu glanced at Zhou Xingzu in surprise and nodded!

I saw that Zhou Taifu hit Zhou Xingzu's head with a sugarcane, which made Zhou Xingzu snort, and simply covered his head neatly and squatted down. And Chow Tai Fook picked up a sugarcane and greeted Zhou Xingzu's body, and the sugarcane flew around for a while! Chow Tai Fook also greeted Ye Kai while fighting: "Mr. Ye, do you want to come along?!" ”

I'll go?! What kind of rhythm is this?! Is this a perk?!

Ye Kai was stunned at first, and then he was overjoyed! It seems that Mr. Zhou is going to teach his grandson a lesson, how can he miss such an opportunity?! immediately rolled up his sleeves and stepped forward, kicking Zhou Xingzu with excitement on his face, and kicking Zhou Xingzu screamed again and again!

Of course, Ye Kai is just making a show, if he really kicks it, Ye Kai doubts whether he can survive tomorrow! Zhou Xingzu obviously understood Zhou Taifu's intentions a long time ago, not only was his voice extremely miserable, but he was also rolling on the ground, acting like a devotee!

At this time, the group of people in black also killed the unlucky man in red, and rushed up with a knife, wanting Zhou Xingzu to also go to Brother Yan for tea, but was stopped by Zhou Dafu.

"Alas...... Leave this to me, and you can help the others! "I have to say that Chow Tai Fook is also a master of acting, and what he said is called a deep feeling! caused a group of black-clothed people to nod their heads, and they scattered and rushed to the next battlefield!

However, there will always be accidents of one kind or another in the world, plus Zhou Xingzu still has a big aura of hatred on his head called the protagonist, this kind of accident is suddenly infinitely magnified!

I saw that a man in black was about to leave, but he suddenly stopped, brandished his knife and said viciously to Chow Tai Fook: "Who are you?!" How haven't I seen it! ”

"I'm superior to you, of course you haven't seen me!" Chow Tai Fook is obviously an old fritter, a universal line was said casually, and he didn't stop in his hands, and he had a posture of performing the play to the end.

"Password!"

However, the man in black was not fooled by Chow Tai Fook, and slapped the table and shouted.

"Cipher?! What code?! ”

Chow Tai Fook was stunned!

"I'll tell you!" The man in black shook his head and read: "The bright moonlight in front of the bed, suspected to be frost on the ground, raise your head to look at the bright moon!" What's next?! ”

Before Zhou Taifu could speak, Zhou Xingzu got up from the ground with a sting, and looked at the man in black with disdain: "Oh, everyone knows that it's 'bowing your head and thinking of your hometown'!" ”

"Wrong!" But Zhou Xingzu's answer made the man in black look hideous, and said coldly: "It's 'if the wine is not sold'!" As he spoke, he rushed up with a knife, wanting to chop Zhou Xing's grandfather and grandson into meat sauce!

"It's outrageous, isn't it?!" Zhou Xingzu and Zhou Taifu screamed while slamming the table in front of them on the body of the man in black, greeted Ye Kai, turned around and ran!

…………

Half an hour later, Zhou Xingzu and the three of them walked out of a corner. At this time, Zhou Xingzu's clothes had turned black, and Ye Kai knocked a man in black unconscious and took a black suit from him.

"Wouldn't it be nothing if you changed the color?!"

Zhou Xingzu patted his clothes triumphantly as he walked, obviously satisfied with his idea!

Ye Kai looked at Zhou Xingzu, who was boasting about himself, shook his head helplessly, took out the handful of chopsticks, and prepared for the next battle.

As soon as Ye Kai and the others walked to the entrance of the alley, the smug expression on their faces immediately disappeared, and they were replaced by a pale face!

I saw that there were more than a dozen red-clothed men with axes standing at the entrance of the alley!

"Chop them into nine pieces!"

As soon as the man in red saw Zhou Xingzu and Chow Tai Fook, he immediately felt like he had seen a murderous enemy, and he roared and rushed up with an axe, threatening to chop Zhou Xingzu and Chow Tai Fook into meat sauce!

Woohoo!!

At this moment, several white rays of light suddenly appeared in mid-air, and a dazzling light was drawn in mid-air, shooting towards the man in red!

"Ah!!h

There were several screams among the red-clothed people, and several red-clothed people fell to the ground holding their necks, all of them with a white chopstick stuck in their necks without exception. The chopsticks shot deep into their necks, and blood flowed down the chopsticks, and they didn't look like they were going to live. And not far from the people in red, a young man in a black suit was looking at the group of people in red with a playful face, and he was still playing with a pair of chopsticks in his hand!

It's Ye Kai!

Ye Kai kept his hands on the side, and shot out the chopsticks in his hand at a rapid pace.

On the other hand, he said to Zhou Xingzu: "Gambling saint! Fight cattle across the mountain! ”

As soon as Zhou Xingzu heard Ye Kai's words, he didn't have time to think about it, he picked up a basket of stinky tofu and threw it at the red-clothed man who rushed towards him, and then punched the red-clothed man who was covered in stinky tofu!

This punch just hit the stinky tofu on the man in red, and immediately beat the man in red to retreat, and he couldn't stand up while holding his chest!

"It's really a cow across the mountain!"

Zhou Xingzu suddenly screamed in surprise, and turned on the dog abuse mode in an instant,

All kinds of items around him were used by him, and he was extremely happy to beat the cattle across the mountain, and beat the black-clothed man who beat him to cry and call his mother!

And Ye Kai's side was even more ferocious, his hands were like machine guns, and the chopsticks flew towards the chest of the man in red, and then the man in red fell to the ground with his neck covered!

Zhou Xingzu and Ye Kai attacked from afar and fought in close combat, a mage and a meat shield, and abused a group of red-clothed soldiers into dogs! Within a few minutes, they all lay on the ground and couldn't get up again!

"Crunch!!"

At this moment, a car suddenly stopped at the entrance of the alley, a man and a woman jumped out of the car with a machine gun in their hands with murderous faces, and were about to shoot, but saw that the people in red were lying on the ground and couldn't get up, and blood flowed all over the ground. The three men in black stood in a pool of blood, looking at themselves curiously. It seems that these are Ding Li's two henchmen, Changmao and Xiaojing!

This scene has absolutely nothing to do with what he imagined, Changmao and Xiaojing were stunned in place with their guns, not knowing what to do.

"Xiaojing, what's going on?"

Suddenly, a calm and powerful voice came from the mouth of the alley, and a middle-aged man with two beards suddenly appeared in the alley.

The middle-aged man was wearing a dark suit, his black hair was meticulously combed back, and he was playing with a gold coin in his hand, exuding a gentle and elegant temperament.

Ding Li!!

Ye Kai and the others were stunned when they saw this middle-aged man, and this word naturally popped up in their minds!

"Mr. Ding, this group of people are all dead, and they were killed by chopsticks, all of them were killed with one move!" The woman called Xiaojing by Ding Li glanced at the corpses all over the ground and came to Ding Li to report the situation.

"Is Thunder Tiger dead?"

Ding Li glanced at the tragic scene, without a trace of expression on his face, and asked in a deep voice.

"Dead! was also killed by chopsticks! ”

Xiao Jing held a gun in her hand and said expressionlessly, as if what she was looking at was not a bloody death scene, but a garbage dump!

"Oh? Looks like I've met a master. Ding Li glanced at Zhou Xingzu and the others, and his eyes flashed with an uncertain light.

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