"Third brother, you don't know, the bronze coin sword is an item used to ward off evil spirits, if there is no yin spirit in the house, there is no need to hang the copper coin sword, the sword is somewhat murderous, so it can't be placed casually in the house, which will affect your own health and be easily injured."

"So that's the case, don't you say I don't know yet, I still have two Japanese samurai swords in the bedroom at home, and when I get home, I'll put them away, I said why I've been suffering from back pain lately." After the third brother finished speaking, he began to twist his fat body, and the meat oil on his body was so that he could throw it out.

"Third brother, I saw that your Yin Tang was black, and the yang energy on your body was insufficient, this is not a good phenomenon."

"Damn, are you bluffing me, do you mean that I was ghosted." The third brother obviously didn't believe it.

"I didn't bluff you, and you didn't get caught up in the ghost, but I just saw that you have been having sex too often lately, if you continue like this, your life will not be long."

"What then?" The third brother looked at Lin Bufan in a panic.

"You'd better abstain from sex for a month." Lin Bufan said to the third brother seriously.

"You can pull it down, and abstain from sex for a month, I can't stand it if I abstain from sex for a week, I'd rather die, this matter is still not to be discussed." The third brother obviously didn't take this matter to heart, and Lin Bufan didn't want to say anything more.

"I said Brother Fanfan, I have something I want to discuss with you." The third brother walked in front of Lin Bufan with a mean smile on his face.

"You can say anything about you, you don't have to show this expression, I'm really scared to see you like this." Looking at him with this smile, Lin Bufan didn't have any bottom in his heart.

"That's right, aren't you a ghost! If you catch a ghost, you can increase your lifespan by a few days or dozens of days, can you give me a little less lifespan, and let me live a few more years. ”

"That's no problem, you just need to ask the ghost who is in charge of longevity, you are much more familiar with him than I am with him. You ask me - what are you doing? ”

"At least you have to agree to this, if you don't nod, I can just let people add your Yangshou to me? It's a matter of principle, and I know it since you say so. Listening to the third brother's words, Lin Bufan nodded.

After a day of arrangement, Lin Bufan's Maoshan Hall also has a small scale, and the next thing is to wait for the opening, and Lin Bufan has a good day. It was the first day of the seventh month of the lunar calendar, and there were still more than ten days before this time, and Lin Bufan was also worried that if he caught ghosts at night, he would be able to have the heart to do something else during the day.

"Extraordinary, let's go out for a while, I still have some things to do." After the third brother finished talking to Lin Bufan, Lin Bufan didn't ask the third brother anything, and followed him out. The third brother took Lin Bufan directly to a compound that sold wreath paper ties

"Boss, you tie two paper figures for me according to the appearance of the two women in this photo." The third brother handed over the two photos in his hand.

The boss was in his forties. is also a little bald, he took the two photos in the third brother's hand and looked at it, the saliva in his mouth almost flowed out, Lin Bufan looked at the photo, Lin Bufan's whole face was red with shame, and the two women in the photo were lying on the bed with a silk-no-hanging, one of the two photos was Aoi Kong, and the other was Maria Ozawa.

"Dude. I'll give you these two paper figures for free, can you give me these two photos? The boss looked at the photo with an obscene look and said to the third brother.

"Okay. But you have to hurry, because I'm in a hurry. When the third brother heard that he didn't want money, he was very happy.

"No problem at all, you two are waiting here, and you'll be fine right away." The boss went into the house with that, and the two of them stood in the yard and skewered around.

On the right side of the courtyard are more than twenty wreaths, and on the left side are five mahogany coffins. Lin Bufan can feel that the yin qi in this courtyard is very heavy, and generally places like this are very fond of recruiting those lonely souls and wild ghosts wandering in the sun, in the eyes of lonely souls and wild ghosts, this is the department store in their hearts, and there is nothing to do here. Lin Bufan just saw two workers using paper shells to make apples 6 Plath, what is in the yang world, what is in the underworld.

"You two just stick to this phone, how can those people under it use it without a charger?" The third brother stood aside and said to the workers.

The workers looked at the third brother and didn't speak, and took out the paper charger and the manual from the cabinet below, and the third brother was stunned on the spot when he saw this.

"You guys are amazing, I really admire you from the bottom of my heart." The third brother couldn't help but give them a thumbs up and praised.

After more than ten minutes, the boss really walked out of the house with two paper figures, the two paper figures are exactly the same as the people in the photos, and even the movements are exactly the same, it turns out that the boss scanned the two photos with a scanning machine, and then printed out two color paintings and pasted them on the paper figures that were tied before, the operation is very simple, Lin Bufan really admires the power of this technology now.

"Boss, by the way, get me two apples 6 plas, I want the local tyrant's gold." The third brother continued to say to the boss.

"Less, give the guest two apples 6 plas, the local tyrant's gold." The boss said to the little guy who was gluing his phone. The worker, named Xiaoxiao, took two paper-tied apples 6 Plath and handed them to the third brother.

"Give me two copies of the charger and the manual."

Xiao nodded and handed the manual and charger to the third brother.

"Boss, how much money are these two things?" The third brother looked at the apple in his hand and said to the boss.

"One hundred, two you give me one hundred and eighteen." After the boss finished speaking, Lin Bufan and the third brother were shocked and their eyes widened.

"Why don't you grab it, just add one hundred and eight to these two papier-mâché things?" The third brother wanted to get angry a little.

"Brother, I won't tell you, I'm cheap for you, and I'll sell it to him for one hundred and fifty units when others buy it, and I can guarantee you in terms of quality, and I will be fined ten for one false." When the boss said this, the sweat on Lin Bufan and the third brother's heads flowed, he really dared to say it, this thing didn't seem to be real.

"Boss, bring me an Apple 6 Plath, I want a local tyrant gold." At this time, a Mercedes stopped in front of the yard, and the next person who stepped out of the car shouted to the bald boss.

"One hundred and fifteen." The boss handed the thing into the hand of the man who drove the big run and said.

The one who drove Daben didn't bargain, took out two hundred from his wallet and handed it to the boss, "No need to look for it." He took the papier-mâché apple from the bald boss's hand.6 Plath drove away.

Seeing this scene, the third brother quickly took out one hundred and eighty yuan and handed it to the boss, and then ran out with Lin Bufan in a gloomy manner.

"Third brother, I said can you take a taxi, isn't it a little too ostentatious for the two of us to hold these two things?" Lin Bufan looked at Maria Ozawa in his arms and said to the third brother, who was holding Aoi Kong in his arms.

"I want to take a taxi too, and you can see it, I blocked five empty taxis, and none of them were willing to stop and pull us both." After the third brother finished speaking, he continued to walk forward, Lin Bufan was very helpless, if the third brother hadn't helped Lin Bufan so much, Lin Bufan would definitely throw down the paper figure in his hand.

The two of them really showed their big faces at this time, the pedestrians on the road covered their mouths and pointed at the two of them, and many people took out their mobile phones to take pictures of them, Lin Bufan simply blocked Ozawa Maria in front of his face and didn't let them take pictures of his face, the more this happened, the more out of control they became, and the people on the whole street took out their mobile phones in unison and took pictures of Lin Bufan and the third brother. Originally, it was more than ten minutes away, Lin Bufan felt that the two of them had walked for almost a century, and the more they wanted to go home early, the more they felt that this road was long.

Lin Bufan secretly vowed in his heart that he would never go out with the third brother again, this time it was even more embarrassing than him visiting a women's underwear store.

The next day, Lin Bufan and the third brother successfully made the headlines of the local newspaper, and the headline in the newspaper was: "There are two perverts and psychosis on the main street, please take more precautions for the majority of women." I also printed a photo of the two of them, Lin Bufan was okay, because he was blocked by Maria Ozawa, so he couldn't see Lin Bufan's appearance clearly, but the third brother's face was completely photographed, because the third brother didn't dare to go out for a month because of this.

"Extraordinary, you accompany me to burn these two paper figures to the two poor masters of black and white impermanence." The third brother saw that it was getting late, and pulled Lin Bufan's arm and said to Lin Bufan.

"I'm not going, don't you think the two of us are ashamed enough today?" Lin Bufan sat on the sofa in the hall and did not move.

"You old boy is a little too inauthentic, don't you know who gave you this environment now, do you treat your benefactor like this! Today, you have to go, you have to go, you have to go, you have to go, you don't have to go! "The third brother is completely a scoundrel.

"Okay, can't I go! You're such a fool! Lin Bufan really couldn't resist it, and the third brother had to agree to him.

The third brother handed Lin Bufan a pair of sunglasses, a cap and a mask, and he also prepared a set himself, it seems that the events of the day still hit him hard.

As a result, the two of them secretly came to the crossroads with Aoi Kong and Maria Ozawa like thieves.

"It's over, I forgot to bring a lighter, you wait for me for a while, I'll go to the store and buy a lighter."

"No, I have."

"Don't you smoke?" The third brother asked suspiciously.

Lin Bufan took out a piece of rune paper from his pocket and put it between his index finger and middle finger, silently recited the Taoist mantra in his mouth, and then hit the rune paper on Ozawa Maria's body.

"Whew" Ozawa Maria instantly burned, and the third brother hurriedly threw Aoi Kong in his hand as well, as well as the two local tyrants in his pocket who threw the gold version of the Apple Six Plus into it along with the manual and the charger.

(To be continued.) )