After Bainbridge succeeded in making everyone a **** raiser, human confidence swelled unprecedentedly. What is the saying in the pen & fun & pavilion www.biquge.info? There's nothing you can't do with one nuclear bomb, and if you do, you have two nuclear bombs.

However, in Operation Crossroads, Nagato and Eugen Eugeneo, Nevada, and a battleship all tell the people that if one nuclear bomb can't work, so will two - as long as it's not really unlucky like Arkansas.

An important reason why most of the warships could not be salvaged at that time was that the radioactive contamination made those ships lose the meaning of repair. This should be taken into account that the nuclear weapons used during Operation Crossroads were fission bombs. Now everyone is using fusion weapons, so the problem of radioactive contamination is actually very small...... Nothing can stop humanity from using nuclear weapons with impunity.

So when the deep sea first appeared, it was probably also frightened by the madness of human beings. In fact, in that case, if you think about it carefully, the use of nuclear weapons by human beings is almost inevitable, and it looks like they are all about to be wiped out. So in fact, the deep-sea monsters at the beginning were not so large, and they didn't have metal-like battleship structures - they were just a large number of deep-sea monsters, and they were far from the level of deep-sea monsters like they are now. As a result, those whose bodies were not large enough to resist nuclear bombs were selectively eliminated by humans. In this sense, war is comparable to the most brutal theory of evolution, and it always seems to promote a great change in species and in the way of warfare. The enormity of deep-sea monsters, as well as the interception of missiles, make nuclear weapons less and less of a threat to the deep sea. At the same time, long-range land-launched missiles are more likely to be interfered with by the deep sea and lose their targets.

Unless it is a near-shore operation, it is difficult for human nuclear weapons to effectively support ships in war. And the only way to accurately attack the far sea and the deep sea, well, I also know with my heels that our fleet was probably tailed by the second sister not far away.

While the nuclear bomb makes the deep sea bigger and bigger, the deep sea also makes human beings abandon the combat mode of giant ships and become dominated by ship-mounted ship mothers. Full outfit is only used to carry the Admiral. Don't tell me that the Admiral is not needed, if you are lucky enough to observe the records of the ship's girls who carry out the battle alone, basically everyone will be angry and cry. The prototype ship is okay, and the same ship is simply an IQ tragedy. Sometimes it is clear that a single fire can destroy the most threatening target, but everyone fights their own way; Sometimes, it is clear that a torpedo can be used, but everyone throws the torpedo at a target. And every time they come back, these shipwives can't find any obvious problems with their IQ tests (except for Quincy). So now the rhythm of the war has changed to an almost fixed Admiral with a fleet against the huge deep-sea warships, and it seems that it has entered a certain period of evolutionary stability.

But this nuclear bomb attack, although it freed us from the siege of the deep sea, seems to have brought us two small troubles.

First of all......

"You seem to be very concerned about whether your identity is exposed in front of Senior Sister?" My mother came over to me and asked.

"Nope!" I answered directly.

"If you're worried, wouldn't it be better to just ask?"

"Hey ......"

Before I could stop it, my mother had already come over, "Li Yunyun, did you see that Kunming sauce wasn't on the bridge just now?" ”

I felt like I was going to faint.

"Huh? It was too messy just now, I didn't pay too much attention, it seems that the Kunming sauce is a little higher than now? The senior sister was a little confused and said, "But it's just as cute~"

I am resurrected again.

But the other one who has fainted will not be resurrected so easily......

Aunt Saratoga's face turned pale and convulsed, and after being transferred from the USS Missouri to my hull with Aunt Lexington's support, she rattled and pumped over.

Only then did everyone remember that not all the shipwives who participated in the crossroads operation could laugh at the nuclear bomb.

The Missouri eldest sister carried Saratoga upside down like a back pocket. "Where's the infirmary?"

"Psychological problems, it's useless to send them to the infirmary, right?"

Shipwrewn's psychology is a compulsory course at the Admiralty Academy, which includes how to deal with shipwrewn and how to heal post-war psychological trauma - all of which are nonsense like dragon slayers. The SAN value system of the ship mother is not at all the same as that of humans.,The so-called PTSD will appear after the deep sea is all nonsense-don't you see.,The longer you fight with the deep sea, the more funny it is?

In addition, if human beings encounter similar problems, there are a series of prescription drugs to ask for, and if it doesn't work, it will be a universal morphine, and it is a big deal to change from psychological problems to drug addiction, but ah, I haven't heard of any drugs that are effective for the ship's mother. The textbook says "emotional support and encouragement of emotional catharsis", I don't know which SB textbook, does this guy know what it means to encourage a displacement of more than 30,000 tons, ninety carrier-based aircraft, eight eight-inch guns, 36 40-mm anti-aircraft guns, 20 1.1-inch anti-aircraft guns, and 52 20-mm anti-aircraft guns? Then again, this caliber is messy enough.

I, Senpai, and General Grant looked at each other. Commissar, rely on your might!

"Drink this, and any psychological problems will be solved." Political Commissar Qin took out a bottle and put it on the dining table - it was useless to send it to the infirmary anyway, so everyone ran to this dining room with public entertainment.

It is a huge transparent bottle with a capacity of about one liter, which contains a liquid that is as clear as water, and has a plaque that reads "Водка".

"Oh oh oh, here it is, the legendary political commissar's panacea, super holy water that can solve all morale problems!" Aunt O'Bannon cried excitedly.

I rub, there is such a convenient thing, why does the academy never teach it? Or is this a secret that is not passed down by those officers who later went to the Military and Political Academy to take the political commissar specialization route? This kind of magical thing, there is a chance to have two bottles, after all, fighting a war is not a game, and there is no digital interface for morale to show you. However, taking medicine to replenish morale is already a strange thing in itself, okay, and it can also solve psychological problems? And it can also be used on the ship's mother?

Political Commissar Qin unscrewed the bottle, broke Aunt Saratoga's mouth, and poured half a bottle down, seeing Aunt Saratoga's pale face become ruddy. The eyes also opened, and from the beginning of some horror and despair, it became peaceful and misty.

A few of us were stunned, we didn't think this thing was so powerful.

"Oh oh oh!" Several of us were amazed.

"This is an ancient remedy that has been passed down from the place of origin of the political commissar, which cures all morale problems and psychological problems, and the only trouble is still drug addiction****......"

Political Commissar Qin poured the whole bottle of medicine into it, threw it beautifully, and threw the empty bottle into the garbage bin in the corner of the house.

"Okay, go to the room and sleep, and the problem will be solved." The commissar clapped his hands and said lightly.

"Oh yes!" Aunt Lexington suddenly asked me, "Kunming-chan, do you have any big pillows or huge stuffed toys here?" ”

“？？”

"My sister needs to hold this kind of thing in this situation to heal the trauma on her heart."

“……”

“……”

Aunt Lexington and I stared at each other.

Aunt Lexington, you and I are both ship mothers, don't ask if this kind of layman is okay. Some of the strange items carried by the ship's mother will appear on the ship's outfit as decorations. For example, the Prince of Wales, because there is a copy of the "Atlantic Charter" in the conference room of the ship, so he wears a ship's uniform and brings his own quill and red wine. This is a tall example. There are also tragic examples, and that is Aunt O'Bannon, and you know what comes out of her ship's uniform.

If I dare to put a stuffed animal in the cabin and sail out, when I pull out the ship's suit, I may have a bear doll hanging on the main gun. How do you let me greet my peers?

"Excuse me, do you see my bear?"

Are you sure the deep sea won't die laughing?

However, we have good alternatives. As far as the eye can see, isn't there a circle of cute, lively, soft, warm, and cute elementary school students?

Lively and handsome, cheerful and optimistic, with canine ears, Aunt Johnston, known as the "Rabid Dog of Samar Island".

Gentle, kind, good at taking care of people, like a sister next door, always smiling, the person who gave Aunt O'Bannon, nicknamed the "potato killer".

If it's really not enough, there is also a mother with cat ears, playful but gentle, brave but kind, cheerful but understanding, and the super powerful "Solomon is a rabid dog" Rafi's mother. Well, Mom borrowed your hug and said.

Therefore, I took my leave under the first.

Turning, pulling the door open, just as he was about to take a step. The collar was tightened, but the whole person was lifted from behind. It was Aunt Missouri, carrying Saratoga on one shoulder and me in the other.

I hurriedly looked at my mother and the other aunts, but ...... They all looked away helplessly.

Damn, betrayed, betrayed by relatives.

Is it really good for you guys to do this? On the one hand, I have to plan a detour to avoid the attack of the deep sea, and on the other hand, I want to use Aunt Saratoga as a pillow?

In the end, in the face of shame, I gave up crying and begging for help. But this night has passed, and probably Aunt Saratoga's psychological shadow can be healed, and it should be mine, right?

Well, one night, Saratoga slept unusually peacefully, just hugging me tightly. Anyway, when the ship's mother went to sea, it was nothing if she didn't sleep for a few days, so I just took a nap a little and focused my attention on sailing.

The next day, with her messy hair and sleepy-eyed Aunt Saratoga, she went to the dining room for breakfast.

"Are you alright?" Mom and her fellow elementary school students came to comfort me.

"It's okay, it's just that Aunt Saratoga's ribs hurt me a little." I replied.

It's a little cold in the back, is the air conditioner turned on? I turned around, and it was Aunt Saratoga, who was pale.

Aircraft Carrier - The most motherly girl in the ship's mother, the most good at taking care of people, and the most like to take care of people. However, the most maternal ones have a small problem physiologically. No, it can't be said to be a problem, and from a certain point of view, it may be an advantage.

They can take off and land planes on their chests. Literally, not an exaggeration.

The sliding deck is said to be effective in improving the smoothness of the chest - unfortunately the only example is my eldest sister. At most, the catapult or something increases the elasticity of the point, and it is not possible to make effective improvements to the shape fundamentally. From the perspective of function determining structure, the hangmothers are all models of sacrificing bust for combat effectiveness. So even the big sisters of the battleships who are proud of themselves don't dare to stimulate the flight mothers on the issue of breasts.

Seemingly, what did I say wrong?

Aunt Saratoga slapped her chest vigorously and let out a pathetic cavity echo, "Old lady's bust 70AA, Kunming sauce, report your bust!" ”

“……”

The surrounding ship girls showed unbearable eyes and turned their backs.

"Answer me, Kunming-chan, what's your bust?"

“60。”

"Where's the size? What about size? Aunt Saratoga shouted hysterically.

“…… There is no gap between the upper and lower circumferences. ”

Aunt Saratoga lowered her head and looked carefully at my chest. I didn't look at it, I read it again, I read it again, I clapped my hands, laughed, and said, "Oh! All right! I won! ”

…… I don't really know what expression to use to face Aunt Saratoga. The other ship girls are all gone.,It's probably because the picture is too tragic to bear to look at directly.。

I then beckoned, and the proud Aunt Saratoga bowed her head, and whispered in her ear, in a voice that only two people could hear:

"I'm 12 years old and 121 centimeters tall...... At last...... I'm a boy......"

Aunt Saratoga's laughter came to an abrupt end, and the style of the painting changed to a black and white Greek tragedy-style relief with weathered effects......

In the end, Commissar Qin used another bottle of morale-saving potion to save Aunt Saratoga.

……

In the constant covert maneuvers and detours, we finally got out of the entanglement of the deep sea - and arrived in Hawaii.

According to General Grant, it is unlikely that he would return the way he came, so it would be better to stay in Hawaii for two days, and then wait for the weather to improve and go back with some kind of storm or something.

So we ushered in the most leisurely holiday. First of all, this is the Eastern Pacific Theater of Operations, so we are stationed as a guest army, and there are no training missions, no routine training. And, although they were guests, it was almost the home for Aunt Missouri, who not only had a huge ship on the edge of Pearl Harbor, but also had a huge mansion on Oahu near the seaside - I don't know how she got it, what a tyrant. All in all we had a very leisurely stay. Recuperate from the fatigue of the expedition.

Theoretically, after the Kunming arrived at its destination, it carried out "hull maintenance", so Warrant Officer Zhang Leshan went back online and ran to Pearl Harbor in advance to prepare for the mission. But my Aunt Missouri and I are really going to Pearl Harbor to enjoy the "hull maintenance" service that is unique to the naval base here. All of them felt unusually laid-back.

And it wasn't just us, the second day of our stay, as it was a Sunday, everyone was very relaxed. The whole of Pearl Harbor was quiet and peaceful in the light of the morning light on the weekend. The sound of military band practice can be faintly heard in the distance.

The wind, blowing gently, was very comfortable.