Chapter 124: The Four Great Waitresses

Under the cover of night, the man in black knelt on the ground, waving a hoe at the Taiji diagram.

"Click!" Finally, the hard work paid off, the man in black successfully opened a small hole in the Taiji diagram, and couldn't help but show a knowing smile on his face, and the hoe danced harder, and a few minutes later, a hole was dug on the Taiji diagram that was large enough for an adult to drill in and out.

"Big brother..."The man in yellow behind him asked nervously.

"That's right! I'll take a look first! The man in black was also very excited, and couldn't wait to kneel down, put his hands on the edge of the hole, put his head in front of the black hole, and looked inside, and the whole person was about to squeeze into the hole.

"Are you really not going to make a move?" Luo Yuying tugged at the corner of Bai Mingqian's clothes and asked.

Bai Mingqian sighed secretly in his heart, he knew that Luo Yuying still hadn't adapted to his reincarnation status, and her sense of justice was too strong! If it can be said to be understandable in reality, but in the mission world, this is a bit too indiscriminate! Although it is a bit cruel to say this, in the minds of most reincarnators, the people in the quest world are similar to the NPCs in the game, and if they die, they will die!

"Wait and see!" Bai Mingqian couldn't bear to see Luo Yuying's disappointed appearance, his eyes still kept looking forward, and he said coldly. Even if it is to save these two people, it is nothing, and Bai Mingqian will not save them.

The man in black over there was still struggling to look into the dark hole, and the man in yellow next to him also knelt on the ground expectantly, waiting for the good news from the man in black.

Suddenly, a pale claw stretched out from the black hole, grabbed the face of the man in black, and the slender nails instantly pierced the skin of the man in black, and suddenly blood overflowed, splashing all over the face and body of the man in yellow. At the same time, the other claw grabbed the man in yellow, but fortunately, the man in yellow was far away, and sat back in fright, and the claw only grabbed a handful on the man's chest, and then retracted.

The man in black didn't have time to let out a scream, he was vigorously dragged into the hole by the owner of the claw, and when the man in yellow returned to his soul, the man in black had only one foot left and was still twitching outside the hole, but he was immediately slowly dragged into the hole and stepped into the footsteps of other parts of his body.

The man in yellow who witnessed all this finally had an expression on his face, which turned from sluggishness to shock, and finally to fear, hysterical fear.

Of course, in the dark night, in a cemetery, a person with a blood-spattered face showed such an expression, and if someone who didn't know the inside story saw it, he would definitely feel even more frightened.

"Ahh Hell! The man in yellow suddenly shouted, turned around and ran towards the village below the mountain without looking back, really verifying what is the speed of being chased by ghosts, and disappeared from the sight of the four reincarnators in a blink of an eye.

"He's almost catching up with a monkey!" Looking at the direction in which the man in yellow disappeared, Dongfang Qian praised him, and the monkey he said was Zou Dachuan, who was short and concise, and his speed was the fastest among everyone. But after seeing Luo Yuying glaring at him fiercely, he immediately closed his mouth in amusement.

"Okay, now it's time to talk about what's next, right? Don't tell me to squat in this hellish place for the night! Luo Yuying's tone was not good, and she was obviously a little stubborn.

"It's not necessary to squat all night, but it's still necessary to squat until the ninth sister, Ah Qiu and the teacher surnamed Lin come!"

"And then? I don't see how this works! Luo Yuying clasped her hands on her chest and stared straight at Bai Mingqian.

"Because they are coming, the monkeys will come with them, just in time to rendezvous, and the province will go back now, and will come back later." Bai Mingqian explained slowly, and when he saw what Luo Yuying wanted to say, he added, "Because I'm afraid that the plot will change, someone must follow the three of Ninth Sister all the time." ”

"Hmph, why come with me now! It's not good to be with the monkeys, it's all the same in the end anyway! And you can watch the play comfortably for a while, which is a thousand times better than squatting in this eerie and terrifying cemetery! ”

"Didn't I add an insurance? Didn't you say it, what if the plot changes? "Besides, eldest sister, when you were assigned the task, you were noisy and wanted to come along, okay? Of course, Bai Mingqian will not say this.

……

In the small village, the gongs and drums are still noisy, and the stage is babbling and singing "The Legend of the White Snake", the protagonist of the story of the proud actor of the ninth sister spring breeze - the White Lady, to say that her singing skills are quite good, which can be seen from the enthusiastic applause and applause of the audience.

Shi Chun sat in the audience, crossed Erlang's legs, lit a cigar, and monitored the troupe's every move.

Suddenly, Chen Longshi, who was wrapped in a white cloth like a zongzi on his head, hurriedly ran to Shi Chun's side and reported: "Ah sir, I found that everyone in the troupe is having diarrhea collectively. As soon as this person put on his pants, that person took off his pants, and as soon as this person came out of the latrine, that person rushed into the latrine. It's very suspicious! ”

Shi Chun took a sharp puff on his cigar and felt that what Chen Longshi said was very reasonable, and their behavior was indeed very suspicious! After thinking about it carefully, he said affirmatively: "Xiang has a problem!" ”

When Chen Longshi heard this, he immediately replied: "Okay, I'll go and get Xiang for testing!" After saying that, he ran away, and I don't know how he is going to test, is it the same as the previous eight times?

The person in charge of tonight's theater meal is simply a huge pit, except for a group of soy sauce players, it is finally the turn of the main members to be recruited, and the task of beating gongs and drums will soon be taken over by a person named Uncle Sheng, because the professionals are all carrying their pants to the door of the toilet to line up.

The drama on the stage was in full swing, and suddenly the ninth sister who played the white snake had a rumbling stomach, and the ninth sister, who was performing hard, froze there, her eyes were rolling, thinking about countermeasures.

The single leather drum in the background hit quickly, and the class owner roared urgently: "What is she doing here?" ”

The audience also followed the drumbeat, held their breath and leaned forward, a little confused.

"Ahh Labor pains! Labor pains! The ninth sister got up with her stomach covered, and then said in the audience's abuse that she was going to give birth, and she went to give birth to the child first, but she actually wanted to go to the toilet.

There is no way, people have three urgencies. The ninth sister escaped from the battle, so she had to play Xiaoqing's Ah Qiu, it is estimated that these islanders have not seen any serious dramas, and Ah Qiu's performance is not bad, and they began to applaud happily.

It's a pity that tonight is destined to be an eventful autumn, after the ninth sister came back, she found out that she was a "twin", and she was going to leave to "have a child", Ah Qiu couldn't hold it anymore, she was able to survive until now, and she was already considered to have a great body resistance, if so, the story of Xiaoqing and Xu Xian's affair came into being, and Xiaoqing's "child" was also born! The most bizarre thing is that the guy who played Fahai simply didn't even think of a reason, shouted "I'm going to give birth too", and ran quickly to the thatched house.

And Uncle Sheng in the background is almost tired and out of breath, can he not be tired when he greets more than a dozen musical instruments at the same time?

The play was destined to be smashed, and the class owner had no choice but to make a quick decision, and released the pagoda to "subdue" the ninth sister and Ah Qiu. I never thought that the man in yellow who escaped from the private land was hiding in the pagoda, the half-dead man who was frightened by the ghost had run out of oil and the lamp had dried up, and before he died, he took out the treasure map and told the secret of the private land to the ninth sister and Ah Qiu.

The police intervened, but there was no evidence, just ordered the troupe not to leave the island so that they could be on call.

Because the ninth sister and Ah Qiu were illiterate, they didn't know what was being said on the treasure map, and they were afraid that asking someone would reveal the secret, and in the end, the wisdom of the little people was infinite, so the two of them copied all the words, and then cut them into pieces and took them to the teacher Lin for advice.

But who would have thought that a mountain is higher than a mountain, Mr. Lin is hanging, and hundreds of disorganized words are stunned by others to read it and directly spell out the complete formula, and I read it from beginning to end in one breath without breathing.

The mantra on the treasure map was the same as the one he had inadvertently uttered earlier.

Ninth Sister and Ah Qiu are stupid! I regret that my intestines are blue, and I don't play like this!

The so-called seeers have a share, and the three "tomb robbers" have a shameful share of the spoils together.

"Thirty-seven points, you three and we seven!" The fierce ninth sister made the final decision.

Then the three of them didn't know whether it was the blind cat who ran into the dead mouse, or the detective possessed, if the divine help unraveled the meaning of the mantra step by step, they quickly found their destination - private land!

And they also brought the other three reincarnators with them.

"Hahaha! Developed, developed! The three of the nine sisters shouted excitedly and ran down in a swarm.

The three reincarnators in the back also successfully rendezvoused with Bai Mingqian and the others.

"Hehe, you're here!" Bai Mingqian nodded at Zou Dachuan and the others, and said his plan straightforwardly.

"Hmm!"

"Huh? How can there be a big hole here? Ah Qiu saw at a glance that the man in black had punched the hole before, and curiously stretched one leg into it, shaking his buttocks.

Although I know that this girl is not a, Bai Mingqian and the others who watched this scene still pinched a cold sweat for her stupidity, and the ignorant are fearless!

The final result, of course, was nothing, and the three of them could only go back to find the key in a huff, and the last four sentences of the mantra hinted at the key's hiding place.

"Let's go back too! I've been in this place for a long time, and it's really unlucky! ”

……

During the day of the next day, Ninth Sister, Ah Qiu, and Teacher Lin started a journey to find the key.

Because the mantra mentions the hunchback, they aim for the hunchback.

So, anyone who has watched this movie knows that the three of them met a camel very smoothly, and then found the huge bead-shaped key embedded in the roof of the house where they met the camel.

The degree of smoothness and coincidence is simply outrageous, making the reincarnators who are secretly observing complain. Of course, in addition to the reincarnation, Officer Shi Da and his horse boy are indispensable.

A day is not a long time, but it is not a short time, at least for the three people who found the key and eagerly got it, this day is too long. As soon as night fell, the three of them rushed to the location of the key, only this time the tails changed from one to two.

The way the three of them took off the key was even more speechless - worship God! The three of them showed their magical powers and visited the gods from all walks of life.

Hey, the IQ of the characters in comedy movies is really worrying.

In the end, it was the all-powerful protagonist aura who came out to save the scene.,After a series of prayers in Aqiu.,When I bowed down, I just pressed the mechanism.,So,The key was taken down by the three of them so happily.。

Private land, the three of them can be regarded as a reunion in their old places.

Mr. Lin's mouth never stopped along the way, fully embodying the breath of the magic stick, and when he arrived at the Taiji diagram, Mr. Lin pointed out casually: "Gossip is ever-changing." The so-called two rituals give birth to four elephants, and four elephants give birth to gossip. Then, here is the symbol of Liangyi, plug it in! ”

"Hurry up!" The ninth sister also urged on the side.

Ah Qiu carefully inserted the key into the keyhole and turned it slowly.

"Be careful, can you do it?" Seeing Aqiu's nervous appearance, the ninth sister asked worriedly.

"Wait a while, when they try out the strength of those four 'female guards', whether it is the same as the original plot or not, we have to solve them first!" Bai Mingqian said to the six people, "And we must stop them from releasing Qin's corpse, if they want to release it, we have to release it!" ”

"It's always been a scholar, you take the idea, you can do what you say!" Zou Dachuan and the three of them glanced at each other, and they all said they had no opinion.

"Hmm!" Bai Mingqian was very satisfied with the reaction of the three of them, "Yuying, when the time comes, you stay on it to take care of the wind, and if something happens, you can take care of it." ”

"I..." Luo Yuying just wanted to object, but in the end she held back and said reluctantly, "Got it!" ”

She knew that if it didn't matter, she could be petty, and Bai Mingqian would accommodate her, just like she had to come with her from the beginning. But at this time, once Bai Mingqian decides, he will not change. And this is also Bai Mingqian's special care of her, is it for her good, she can't help but know what to do, who makes her the lowest strength among the seven, and she is still the only girl.

Although Bai Mingqian was a little selfish, Luo Yuying was indeed the lowest in strength, and it was the most suitable to stay outside, so the other five didn't say anything!

"Also, you all have something in your rings that are designed to restrain evil spirits, right? Don't drop the chain when the time comes! Bai Mingqian reminded one last sentence as usual.

"Don't worry, we've got it!" Everyone nodded, and there was still some preparation for this.

As long as the current reincarnator has a little possessions, who won't prepare some special props with him, especially props that specialize in restraining ghosts and zombies, because of the lesson of blood!

There was once a reincarnation who was born as a special forces of the US imperialists, and his equipment was brought in in reality, which can be described as extremely luxurious, but what was the result? The first mission world was tragically sent to the world of "Midnight Bell", and then, there was no more!

If you don't use it all the time, isn't it a loss? Child, that's your blessing, I'm afraid you need it!

……

"So they're hiding drugs here!" On the other side, Shi Chun suddenly realized.

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"Not this way, change to the other side!"

"Be strong!"

"Wow, it's done!"

The three of them were very excited, but it didn't take long for them to suddenly feel the earth begin to tremble.

"What sound?" Teacher Lin looked up strangely and asked.

"It's going to collapse!" Ah Qiu suddenly screamed.

Then the ground collapsed, and the three of them fell straight and straight.

"Wait!" Shi Chun stopped Chen Longshi, who wanted to go down to have a look, and waited for a while before he said, "It's okay now!" ”

But he used too much force and directly pushed Chen Longshi backwards, he just stood up, and then he happened to be knocked into the tomb by Chen Longshi who got up again.

And under the tomb, the 'Four Great Maids' that the reincarnators were looking forward to have been awakened!

Shi Chun lay on the ground, pulled out his pistol, and pointed at the nine sisters and the three of them: "Don't move!" I'm a cop! ”

"Shi sir!" by Mr. Lin and Ah Qiu.

"Xianggong!" by Sister Nine.

The three of them looked frightened, stretched out their hands and pointed at Shi Chun's back, because they were nervous, "You..."

Shi Chun didn't know why.

"No, it's behind you!" Finally, Mr. Lin, as a man, calmed down quickly and finished speaking.

"Back? Isn't it my assistant Chen Longshi in the back? Shi Chun was even more strange, turned around and looked, surprised, "How did this happen?" Unrecognizable! ”

At this time, the voice of Chen Longshi outside came: "Sir, I'm here!" ”

"You're there, then here... Damn! Shi Chun just froze for a moment, and then let out a terrible scream.

In front of him were two "women" wearing white robes, with their hair disheveled, and hideous faces. And the other two are naturally behind the three of the nine sisters.

Then, under the gaze of the seven reincarnators, a unique and interesting "human corpse war" kicked off! Its tragedy is simply earth-shattering, crying ghosts and gods. I was so amused to cry! If there are other zombies passing by, they will definitely point at those four "maids" and scold, this is to lose the face of our zombie clan, so we won't admit that there are such funny members!

Like the original plot, several protagonists still found that zombies can't be irradiated without moonlight, so they took off their coats and shone on the zombies' heads, and some inappropriate scenes for children were brushed aside. In short, the result was perfect, there were no casualties, and they all climbed to the ground without danger.

PS: Thank you for the tips of "lazy cancer has spread all over the body" and "small bridge flowing water river"!

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