Chapter 288: Uncle Shi, Have You Ever Seen a Monkey?
The four-eyed Taoist actually doesn't have much intersection with Ye Kai, and in "Mr. Zombie", except for fighting with Uncle Jiu for himself, he never appears again. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
However, this does not affect his image in Ye Xingxing.
If you don't repair it, you don't pay attention to it, it's him.
Being lazy in front of his senior brother openly, scolding his senior brother with a red face with his neck, and growing his senior brother from a small pit to a big one, these things are what Simu can do.
"Yes, Aye. You've been good at it all these years! ā
The four eyes stared at Ye Kai and pulled himself out of the pit stiffly, and said sourly.
Simu's heart is indeed a little sour, thinking that he wanted mana and mana back then, and he wanted martial arts and martial arts, and his physical mana was almost the same as his senior brother, but the result was that he couldn't compete with him, and now everyone has a disciple, and his own door is still a lonely family music......
"It's okay, Uncle Shi. Where are you sending your customers? ā
Ye Kai smiled, he didn't hear the sourness in the tone of his four eyes, he looked at the walking corpse with his hands on his shoulders on the side with a smile, and asked with some curiosity.
"Where can I go, these big brothers are too far away, and they can only be sent one by one, and now your uncle and I are going to take them back first, and then send them away."
The four-eyed Taoist chief smiled, cleaned up his mood, and said with a smile.
It's also good to be able to meet your nephew and nephew on this big night in the wilderness, and to have someone to chat with, so that you won't be lonely.
"Uncle Shi has worked hard."
Ye Kai nodded, and his heart finally relaxed, this plot was just right!
"What's the hard work? Aren't we all the same as Taoist priests? Simu waved his hand, as if he remembered something, touched his chin and circled around Ye Kai and asked, "I haven't asked you yet." Ah Ye, why did you fall from the sky?! ā
When Ye Kai heard this, his face couldn't help but turn dark!
Damn the dream, this Nima is the second time!
"It's nothing, I've been researching how to fly into the sky lately, and I've just figured out a little bit of eyebrows. And it fell from the sky. ā
It was impossible for Ye Kai to talk to Simu about the system, so he casually made up a reason.
Now is the alternation of the old and new periods, the old dynasty is holding on, but it can't stop the advent of a new era, and the last "Mr. Zombie" is one, which has shown the atmosphere of a new era. A Taoist priest like Simu, who often walks in the north and south of the river, what he sees and hears is naturally vast, and what Ye Kai said about flying in the sky was consciously made up by his brain into that kind of Western thing.
"Ah Ye, it's not Uncle Shi who said you. We are Taoist priests, of course, we must inherit the career of our ancestors, and eliminating demons and subduing demons is the right way! ā
Simu said with a serious face, putting on the appearance of a senior of the sect, and reprimanded Ye Kaidao with righteous words: "Why don't you have a share of Uncle Shi for such a fun thing?" The next time you get these things, be sure to call Uncle Shang! ā
"Uh...... Be! ā
Ye Kai was stunned for a moment, and he didn't know what to say. This guy, this is serious nonsense!
"Alright, let's go. Now that we've met. Let's go together. Go to Uncle's place to rest for two days! ā
The four-eyed Taoist chief put on a score, and then excitedly pulled Ye Kai and asked him to go with him.
This is exactly what Ye Kai wanted. So he didn't resist, and followed behind Simu, looking at him curiously to chase away the corpse.
Seriously speaking, it is not the first time that Ye Kai has seen this kind of thing, when Ye Kai was running around in his previous life, he had seen corpses chased. That kind of corpse chasing and the current four-purpose corpse chasing are not the same thing, the kind of corpse chasing god is mysterious and secretive, which makes Ye Kai puzzled. But now the four-purpose corpse is clear, which makes Ye Kai's interest greatly increased.
"Ah Ye, Uncle Shi told you. This corpse exorcism is a profound spell, and it's not something I won't tell us. Perhaps seeing Ye Kai's curiosity, Simu suddenly said with some trepidation: "This corpse must be supported by its own mana, and draw a specific talisman - the mother and son talisman, see no, this is the mother talisman, as long as the mother talisman does not have an accident, then these big brothers will follow the uncle!" ā
Simu said and proudly raised the small altar in his hand to Ye Kai beside him. With his action, the group of walking corpses behind him suddenly turned around in the same way, and waved their hands towards Ye Kai, as if they were holding something.
"See?" Simu raised his chin proudly and said, "This is still simple, as long as the walking corpses have the characters of the child and mother talisman pasted on their heads, their stiff bodies can move with Uncle Shi." Do you see the beam in front of you? Uncle Shi will show you how Uncle Shi passed! ā
As he spoke, he ignored Ye Kai, and jumped up and down with triumphant eyes.
"Fork your legs, bend over, jump!"
A series of movements were done in one go, obviously doing this kind of thing, and behind him, the walking corpses lined up in a row meticulously imitated the movements of the four eyes, one after another, following him one by one, jumping under the trees that lay across the road.
"I jump, I jump, I jump...... I jump left, I jump right......"
At first, Simu was still showing Ye Kai his control over the walking corpse, but when he jumped over, this guy had fun. Looking at his hilarious appearance, Ye Kai suddenly stood aside with the old god there. The reminder that was about to be said made him suffocate back.
"We jumped with our legs crossed...... We...... Alas......"
Simu was playing too much, but he didn't notice that in front of him was a stout sturdy spine lying on the road, one of which was bent and erected in the air, aiming straight between Simu's legs. The four eyes jumped, just hit it straight up, without a little defense, without a little worry, just so heroically bumped into it!
Looking at the way he jumped with his eyes covering his crotch and "ouch, ouch", Ye Kai wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, and it was so hard for a while.
"What are you doing there? Why don't you come and help me? ā
Simu rubbed his brother, making his brother feel better, and found that Ye Kai was still there with a pillar like a pestle behind him, and he stood with his hands in his hands, looking like an elder, his voice was a little distorted, and he didn't know whether he was angry or hurt.
"Uncle Shi...... If you let me take these big brothers, I can't. My nephew's mana is not enough now......"
Ye Kai held back a smile and said with a stiff face. Refused without hesitation.
Are you kidding?! The dream guy sealed the internal force of the buddy, and now the internal force that the buddy can use is less than forty years, let me take these big brothers, think too much, right?! If you have this time, buddy might as well practice more cultivation spells, and strive to let all the internal forces bring mana as soon as possible!
"Who told you to bring these big brothers? I'm asking you to give me a hand! I can't stand still! ā
With a glaring of four eyes, the elder's style disappeared in an instant, and he began to howl while covering his crotch, and his voice was quite desolate.
Sub-Olympic ...... Uncle, you must have seen monkeys, right?! It must be?!! (To be continued.) )