There are many versions of the disappearance of monks, but I think any of them feel exaggerated and can't stand scrutiny:

Damnation? As for it? Besides, now that the three dissimilarities have confirmed that there is no treasure in the temple that will automatically produce rice, then the statement that the baby will be punished by God is also self-defeating.

Catch a snake to eat, be eaten by a snake? Not even more! Can he be hungry enough to prescribe a meat ring? He has been here for decades, can he not know the power of Snake Ridge, and run to find death?

Is it also vulgar to marry a wife and have children? How can a monk who has been practicing penance for decades say that if you change your sex, you will change your sex? And he had such a lot of fate with the person who saw him, and he was actually met? All right! There are no absolutes in the world, but I still deeply doubt this probability.

As an all-weather monitoring radar with a radius of thousands of square kilometers, as long as he wants to know something, he will definitely know it.

"Huh! He? Go down the mountain! "Sanbu said it very casually, and he didn't seem to have much interest in this monk.

"Down the mountain? It's really vulgar to marry a wife and have children! ”

What's going on? Is being a monk so casual and capricious? You can do whatever you want?

"Who said that?! He's a monk! He's a monk! He's a monk! "Important things need to be said three times, and the three dissimilarities obviously understand this.

Hey!? Why are these three not so excited? Isn't it normal for people to go down the mountain and be vulgar and start a family? Could it be that he still has some kind of special relationship with the monk?

"What did the hell do? You know? ”

"Nonsense! Speaking of which, this little monk is barely able to be regarded as half of my anonymous disciple - you wonder? Right! At most, he can be regarded as half an anonymous disciple! In addition to being able to practice some fist and foot kung fu, he can't do basic spiritual cultivation, how much can he count if he doesn't have half a half? This kind of goods can be called an anonymous disciple is already very face-saving! ”

I'm dizzy! Why are you so buried? Don't take it if you don't like it! Could it be that people are still begging you to harvest it? But I can only slander in my heart, but I don't dare to say it, otherwise this thing will accidentally get angry - and look at the guys below who are shining with green eyes and spitting forks, ahem, some words are good to understand.

"I'll tell you the truth! I told him to come down and do something, as you'll find out later. ”

Belch! What does it mean that three is not like this? The middle-aged monk goes down the mountain to do things and do things, why will I know in the future? Have a yarn relationship with me? Could it be that he wants to take me as an apprentice?

But are you a great god? It's not a great god, I don't want to waste my apprenticeship expression! In this way, I have a play in learning that collective hypnosis big o method? But the three comrades who forget this and forget which one are really suitable to be my master?

Think about it! You have to think it through! In case the whole brain-dead master makes himself brain-dead, who can reason with this matter? You know, I only need your skills, and I don't want you as a master—uh! Am I being too utilitarian?

"Does he have anything to do with me coming down the mountain?" I asked cautiously.

"Oh, maybe! Who knows what will come! ”

Belch! This thing was quite excited just now, but now it is putting on an unfathomable appearance of a magic stick - alas! People with bad brains have a temperament as ever-changing as the weather in Wushan, which is really unpredictable!

"Hehe, I'll tell you another secret, do you know why there is a baby in the temple that will produce rice?"

"I don't know! Don't want to know either! ”

Madan! Don't you just want to have a joke? Lao Tzu doesn't want you! You say it's a secret, how can I know? If I had known all about it, what stupid question would I have asked you like a big idiot? You're going to change your tone, won't I?

"Ugh! Hehe! Young people are really angry! The fire is very good, which means that you are energetic and courageous. Don't want to know? I'll tell you! Listen up..."

Is it a good thing to say two words in a negative mood? What kind of world is this? It's fun to deal with brain-dead people - with brain-dead things! But if you want to tell you, just say it, but look at the dense snakes below, I can still run away, so why pause and play tricks?

Maybe no one has spoken to him for too long, he's too lonely, right!? Thinking of this, I pretended to be weak and looked like a sun-wilted flower, and groaned, "Say-"

"Hehe......" Sanbu seems to be in a good mood when he sees my declining appearance, "Let me tell you, the baby who can produce rice is actually the rumor spread by the little monk to cover up the fact that he goes to the village below the mountain every day to steal rice. ”

"What? I'll take the test! "I'm dizzy! What's going on? Behind this amazing story is - "No! The middle-aged monk's reputation is very good, how could he do such a thing? ”

"How not? I can swear that he goes stealing rice every day, rain or shine. ”

Belch! The oath must be binding on him, is it true? It shouldn't be! How can a monk who abstain from this vow, spread rumors and steal rice? Could it be that there is something else wrong with it?

"Oh! I see, you must have forced him! ”

"Hehe, so you're not stupid! Yes, the little monk refused at first, but after I let the snakes steal all his food, and then hypnotized him to steal it a few times, he got used to it, and he did it with great joy and skill....... ”

I sweat! Aren't you forcing good people to do good? The monk went from being forced to get used to it to liking it to wanting to stop, what else is the reason for it? If you say that you have a quirk to steal rice and can do this, it's too child's play, right!?

As if he could see through my thoughts, he said, "Hehe, in fact, he is stealing rice to survive, and more importantly, to practice his light body kung fu." He's not obsessed with stealing rice, he's obsessed with this type of training, so you know. ”

Belch! Dare to love this middle-aged monk is a martial idiot. This kind of training method is quite special, I think if the old naughty boy Zhou Botong is here, it is estimated that he will definitely become good friends with this middle-aged monk!

"This monk has been practicing for so many years, and he has not been discovered once? Not to mention that the scene was arrested, didn't the people find out that there was a shortage of rice? Didn't suspect it all the time? “

"How can you doubt it? If a family steals so much, who can find out? If you think it's okay to run a few more! ”

I'm dizzy! That's fine!?

I think that after so many years of training as a monk, he has become a peerless thief, right!? Could it be that his descent from the mountain is also related to the word "steal"? But now, a few decades later, the middle-aged monk may have become an old monk or a dead monk, right!?

"Then the monk is still in touch with you?"

"Nope!"

"What if he's already dead?"

"He won't die if you die!"

……

I'll go! Is there anyone who talks like that?