The 1438th Secret Story of the Yellow River (76) is a masterpiece of mediocrity

Everyone fell silent, and I know that there are still many things that have not been said. If it was really Uncle Ma and Lao Baigan who laid out in advance, I would be here to sincerely thank the two of you.

But I still want to know more about the road, not that I really doubt these two. Because I know too little about everything here, I thought it was more before I came out. Only now do I know the Tao of the Devil, and what I know about the Tao is only the fur of some furs.

After thinking of this, I said to Uncle Ma, "Didn't you only know each other in the last two days?" But from what you say, it seems like this has been arranged for a long time. ”

Uncle Ma smiled and said to me, "Don't hide it from you at all, we did arrange it very early." The second year we've known each other, it's been more than ten years now! At that time, Lao Bai talked to me about this matter, so I planned with him roughly. It's just that it's not so meticulous, this time Lao Bai is going according to our plan at the time. But the old guy thought I was dead, so he didn't inform me. ”

Bai Yinzhong said with a smile: "Who told you to pretend to be dead, lied to me and didn't say anything, and almost messed things up." You know, I've been looking for your killer all these years, and I've always thought that it was the Man of Thousand Faces who did it. But I just can't find him, otherwise I would have gone to fight with him! ”

Hearing this, we all laughed, Uncle Ma looked around and said to me: "I also tracked the information of the Thousand Faces at that time, and I wanted to inform Lao Bai, but I couldn't find him." So I had to follow the Thousand Faces Man, but I didn't expect him to have some connections with the Shang family among the five major families. Later, I saw you coming and going with the monk's family after putting on your makeup, and I thought you knew a thousand faces! ”

I was taken aback, looked at Uncle Ma with wide eyes and said, "Do you know what I know about going to Shang's house after I put on makeup?" By the way, my makeup skills are also good, how do you see it? ”

Uncle Ma glanced at me and said, "I've been paying attention to you kid, after you live with that person." I was going to go to you, but something happened. By the time I go to look for you again, you and that day have already gone to Shang's house. If it weren't for that person, I wouldn't have recognized you! ”

As soon as I heard Ha Lu, I clapped my hands, and then told me about the old Zhao Tou giving me the disguise ointment. Then he told him how to get into the Shang family and uproot the family.

Uncle Ma and Bai Yinzhong both clapped their hands, and Bai Yinzhong suddenly jumped in front of me and asked, "Fat man, do you still have this medicine you said?" I nodded, and he immediately exclaimed, "Great, now I have a solution!" ”

I immediately understood what he meant, and said with a smile: "You want to transform Uncle Ma into another person, this is unlikely for the time being." But there is still a chance, and I have to wait for a while. ”

Bai Yinzhong frowned and said to me, "What are you waiting for?" Do you want to ask your master? Do you think we're all bad people, so I'll have to ask those old men. ”

I glared at Bai Yinzhong, took a deep breath and said, "You can't do it if you don't have a brain, even if you change Uncle Ma's identity now, who do you think it's good to change?" Suddenly a person appears, even if you can say the past, how many people will believe in it? Especially the man with a thousand faces, don't you think he doubts? ”

When Bai Yinzhong heard this, he sat on the ground. Then he said slowly: "I'm sorry, I was a little excited just now, so what do you say, let's arrange it!" ”

I smiled and pointed at Professor He and said to them, "I can leave the medicine for Uncle Ma and wait until I send Professor He to the hospital outside." Uncle Ma just took this opportunity to take a break, and then changed into a professor. Go straight to the next destination and wait until we arrive and pretend to meet by chance. ”

Uncle Ma clapped his hands and said to me: "This method is good, but it's just a bit of a toss." When the time comes, I can say that I can go to my own daughter, or make up a separate reason. ”

I nodded and said to Uncle Ma: "Now I don't know the whereabouts of He Simin, and I'm not very careful about the rest now." The main thing is this girl, who has just become a mother. ”

Uncle Ma patted me on the shoulder and said, "I can understand your mentality, but this girl's disappearance is too weird." Seriously, I've seen her, she's a nice girl. By the time she left here, there was already a problem. By the way, there was another person at that time, I heard that there was a fat man named Liu or something. That's right, it's called Liu Erfat, this person has been possessed by yin and evil! ”

"What?" I stood up and screamed, then squatted on the ground and looked at Uncle Ma nervously and said, "You said that Liu Fatzi was also possessed?" But when I went to my house for something, I didn't see it. At that time, I just felt that he was not the same as before. ”

Uncle Ma pulled me to sit down and said, "You sit down and listen to me first, don't be like Lao Bai." I followed them for a while, and found that this yin evil was a little strange, sometimes attached to the body of the fat man, and sometimes left the body. At the time, I thought he had been cursed, but I thought he would be fine if he returned to the city. ”

I sat on the floor, it couldn't have been that simple. Uncle Ma didn't believe me, so he said to me: "Okay, don't worry, there are some things that you should solve, and sooner or later they will definitely be solved by you." ”

I nodded, then looked at the leopard-like monster lying on the ground and asked, "Uncle Ma, what is this?" Listening to the roar just now, it looks like a tiger. But looking at the body, how do you feel like a leopard? ”

Uncle Ma looked back and said to me, "This is the transformation of the tiger's soul into the leopard's body." Then controlled with a bell around the neck, it can exist for thousands of years without eating or drinking. The only weakness is the fear of the sun. So you see, the chain is so long. ”

I smiled, but I still felt very uncomfortable at this time. Then he pointed to the zombies over there and asked, "These aren't zombies, are they?" By the way, when we came in, we also encountered a flying zombie with a head and arms, but we didn't encounter a body, legs and feet. ”

Uncle Ma looked at it and nodded, and said to me, "This is called Zombie Clothes!" After capturing the zombie alive, after controlling it, pull a slit behind it, and then sprinkle the sea salt that has been refined with a charm into it. It doesn't take long to turn the zombie into a puddle of thick water, but the skin is still intact. In this way, you can give people to wear, and as for the result after wearing, you know the truth. ”

Uncle Ma has been observing me for a long time, so he knows that I know a little about this thing. I thought about it for a while and said to Uncle Ma: "At that time, the descendants of mediocrity had this ability, so what was the purpose of creating such a place here?" ”

Uncle Ma also shook his head and said to me, "There is no trace here, so I can't guess what it is." According to this stone bed, it may have been an altar. But who is this altar for, you see there's nothing here. ”

Hearing this, I stretched out my leg and kicked the stone bed, and said to Uncle Ma: "These mediocre people are really too incomprehensible to do things. How good it is to leave words for what you say?,And it's estimated that it's all sinicized.,It's not that you can't write.。 Sacrifice is sacrifice, and make a stone bed that has been burned by fire, and dress a man in the form of a woman. ”

Uncle Ma stood up and moved his body, and said to me, "Okay, that's it, you give the medicine to Lao Bai after you get out." He has a way to hand it over to me, and then we'll meet in the county seat over there. When you arrive, ask Lao Bai to send me a message, and he will know how to send it. I'll find a way to get in touch with you. ”

This is the safest way, only the two of them know the contact method of the Dao, and generally others will not know the Dao. It seems that we will go directly to Gansu next, and the matter here should be settled.

After I picked up Professor He's back, I was about to go out with Bai Yinzhong. Suddenly, Uncle Ma screamed and went around to the other side of the stone bed. After a while, Uncle Ma exclaimed, and even said that he had not guessed wrong. What is it that makes Uncle Ma so happy? I put down Professor He and walked over with Bai Yinzhong. I didn't expect Uncle Ma to discover such a big secret