"Click" There was a sound of the door lock being unlocked at the door, and the voice of Qin Yi's political commissar came in, "How about it, have you established a super friendship relationship with the ship's mother you called?" ”

"Well, build it! Not only is it super friendly, it's okay to sleep and take a shower together, and the diaper has also been changed. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info" replied the old lady with full energy.

I was half-dead in my mother's arms—a ritual that almost tears my soul apart, and it is absolutely impossible to build it frequently in a short period of time. It is rumored that the admiral who built the prototype ship will have to rest for a month or two before the second major construction, which seems to be not unreasonable. However, it is not so much because Dajian has exhausted his physical strength, but because he cried too intensely just now, so now he feels faceless.

"That's great......" General Grant and Commissar Qin Yi walked in, didn't notice anything unusual, and spoke as always. The commissar took out two movie tickets from his pocket. As soon as Aunt Missouri came in, she glanced at the old lady, and then the whole person froze.

"Yo, MADAO dung and four-eyed spitting, long time no see. Awesome Raffi is resurrected! Speaking of which, you've all been promoted to generals, what about your glasses? The old lady greeted happily. Looks like you've heard some terrible black history?

The movie ticket in the commissar's hand fell to the ground. "Ah...... I did laser correction. Congratulations on the resurrection, these are two movie tickets, let's go to the movie with Kunming sauce to celebrate. Political Commissar Qin Yi lowered the movie ticket with a dull gaze.

"Anyway, I wish you two ......" General Grant was halfway through his words, and was covered by Aunt Missouri, who could be heard whispering to Aunt Missouri, "If this elementary school student is crazy, the big sister can't stop it, don't talk nonsense." ”

"Welcome back." Aunt Missouri pounced and hugged her—or rather, picked her up, and spun around a few times. "Welcome back......" Aunt Missouri had tears in her eyes. I'm going to be squeezed to death.

"Ah, Missouri sister is good~, Lafite is so happy, thank you for taking care of Kunming sauce." The old lady was excited, so upset. "What about the other kids?"

"It should be, it should be. The Liaoning and the Long March are also very good, they are both good boys. ”

"Wait a minute...... Wait a minute...... "General Grant took a deep breath "Let me calm down, I'm going to find a time machine at this time...... No, let me make sure, you're Rafite? ”

"Well, Rafite, this time it was resurrected as DD-724, the equipment has been fully upgraded, and the strength is even stronger, definitely not two shells, two torpedoes can be easily sunk~" The old lady held me with her left hand and compared V with her right hand, feeling so ashamed.

"Rafite? Will the Lafite come out on the first shot? Or a prototype ship" General Grant chuckled, staring at me, and then out of nowhere, pulling out a spear, the sharp tip of which shone an eerie green.

"A prototype that is fake?" The old lady smiled happily.

"This is a spear that I brought from Burundi. The local witch doctor boils pufferfish, poison arrowwood, and several species of mushrooms to extract the tips of their spears for hunting. Do you know how much effort it takes to bring such a spear from Africa, when shipping is almost cut off? ”

So please don't spend your efforts on inexplicable things!

"I'm a poisonous spear!" General Grant held the tip of his spear across his eyes and stuck out his tongue to lick it bewitchingly......

"Medic! Medic! Medic! ”

Everyone watched in amazement as the medic dragged General Grant, who was foaming at the mouth, twitching, and rolling his eyes, away.

"After that, the 'Thunder Queen' saved up a few more fleets of thunderbolts?" The old lady looked at Grant and asked.

"There are enough IJN turnovers, and the name of 'Thunderbolt Ocean' resounded throughout the western Pacific, but unfortunately it is still not enough in the face of the deep sea, and there is no prototype ship. In short, this is a movie ticket for you, enjoy it with Kunming sauce. ”

"What about the other children? I want to see them. ”

"This ......"

Maybe it's because the task is confidential, Commissar Qin Yi hesitated for a while. But he immediately agreed, "Okay, I'll let Missouri take you." There is no leakage between the ship's mothers. ”

Because of the existence of deep divers, there will be the issue of secrecy between humans. But the ship's mother...... Although all kinds of unreliable, it is definitely the most trustworthy existence. It's really ironic - in the face of the threat of the deep sea, the humans who need to rely on the ship to fight often have unreliable individuals. So all the secrecy regulations are basically for human beings.

When we were leaving with Aunt Missouri. I heard Political Commissar Qin Yi huddle in a dark corner and make a phone call in a whisper.

"Hey, the two o'clock movie on Tuesday afternoon, well, I changed it, changed it to "Thunderstorm", which "Thunderstorm"? Cao Yu's one! ”

……

With my mother's lively steps, I can't keep up with the three-headed body, and I will make a biubiu sound when I run, and I can't catch up at all. So I was directly copied by my mother and held in my arms.

The feeling of being held by my mother, so happy, so embarrassing - fortunately, it is a three-headed body. I have to stay at the University of China for the next few days. My mom and I decided to stay in my sisters' big house and spend the two weeks in a hassy way. Because I can't leave a nautical mile from the dry dock.

When I returned to my sister's room, the two sisters happened to be at home. The eldest sister and the second sister were stunned on the spot. Then the second sister hugged her mother and started crying, and the eldest sister just smiled and said, "Welcome back," while biting her lip tightly.

When the second sister had cried enough and hiccuped, she heard the eldest sister say, "Mom, can we go into the house and talk?" ”

Then the two of them ran into the house, and locked the door, and the second sister and I listened with the glass, but we heard the eldest sister crying, so we put the glass back in a gloomy way.

……

It will take two weeks to rebuild the ship's hull, and my mother is back and can enjoy two weeks of family fun - so happy!

…… It's too early to rejoice.

The next day, my mother excitedly said that she would fulfill her mother's obligation to cook for us.

So breakfast: sandwich + milk.

Lunch: Sandwich + soft drink.

Dinner: Sandwich ...... The good sisters of the old lady came, and Aunt O'Bannon and dozens of American elementary school students changed to PARTY. During this period, I used the troubles of my second sister and I when we were children as a snack. Like what...... The second sister actually had deep-sea phobia when she was a child, and it took a lot of effort to cure something. It's bad.

It turns out that mom only makes sandwiches. Relatively speaking, the eldest sister can cook Chinese food, and most of the American cuisine (which is actually nothing), and she has somehow mastered a series of strange Russian flavors such as Russian beetroot soup and stew, and I don't know where I learned it. In short, on the third day, the daily routine of the eldest sister in charge of the kitchen was resumed. By the way, I don't make as much American food as my eldest sister, but when it comes to Chinese cuisine, give me enough time, and I can concoct it according to the cuisine. The second sister is a kitchen fool, but she is a tasteful foodie.

……

Within two days of the family being in harmony, a dispute broke out. It's still a serious dispute.

"I'm going on this mission too! I can't watch my kids take risks and ignore them! ”

"Don't! Take Mom to the Fight! I feel so ashamed to say! It's a shame, I can't go, I can't go, I can't go! ”

"Must go! Definitely going to definitely go, definitely going to go! ”

Can you imagine what it feels like for your mom to follow you when you go out on an outing or climb a mountain with your classmates?

So General Grant, Political Commissar Qin Yi, and the eldest sister of the American ship, Missouri, who had miraculously recovered, were called to arbitrate.

"What's the matter with going to war with my mother?"

"The relationship between me and you is not only a mother and son, but also a relationship between the admiral and the ship's mother! That's okay, right? ”

Then my mother and I looked at the three adults in charge of the ruling at the same time.

"I'm neutral!" Political Commissar Qin Yi said.

"You can do it yourself!" Aunt Missouri said.

"I'm going too!" The eldest sister took the case.

"No way!" X3, the three elders refused in unison, and the voice was louder than me, who was arguing with my mother.

"Why? Mom, you don't care? My strength...... Feels okay, right? Is there anything wrong with going on this mission? The Kunming is my youngest and most beloved brother, isn't it normal for me to be worried? ”

"It's not a matter of strength." Political Commissar Qin Yi almost took a sip of tea for a short time. The eldest sister said that "the strength is okay", it is definitely humble, if you let go of your hands and feet, the strength will probably catch up with the east to eat and drink, the west aunt, the north Erhe, the south Ai dumplings such as the five unique air mothers. The wind comment in the ship mother is that it is about a few years to grow up, and it may be able to replace the mother of the Chinese enterprise who is no longer in the rivers and lakes, but there are still horror legends on the rivers and lakes. And it should be noted that the four must be a combination of east, west, north and south, Nanai dumplings are no longer just a double combination, they are about to become a dumpling family, ESSEX48 - once the collective appearance comes with a harmony BGM of "dumplings, dumplings, dumplings, dumplings, dumplings, dumplings family, naughty bumblebee dumplings, gentle Yorktown dumplings......" The spiritual pollution can make IJN's primary school students directly scared to pee their pants. But even Nan Ai Dumpling admits that the eldest sister is serious and has a hard time with them......

"It's the rule!" The commissar continued.

"Show me the papers!" The eldest sister did not relax.

"It's an unwritten rule!" The commissar will not compromise.

"Is there no such rule at all? Why am I not allowed to join my brother's mission? ”

At this time, Aunt Missouri directly turned on the radio and called someone, "Juno? Sullivan? You two come over for a moment......"

Then Aunt Juno and Aunt Sullivan came running.

"Persuade this child." Then the two aunts dragged the eldest sister to the back room, and they didn't know what they were talking about, and half an hour later, the eldest sister came out with sobs and wiped her tears to show that she had given up.

The dispute between me and my wife is not over yet.

Regarding whether to complete the task with the relationship between mother and son, or with the relationship between the admiral and the ship's mother, neither side convinced anyone, and it was the first draw.

Then my mother proposed to use a game console to win the game - she had been playing fighting games with her second sister all night for the past two days, and she seemed quite confident.

"After being reborn, my mother found out that she was equipped with a new ballistics calculator! Definitely not going to lose! Three wins in two games, if you win, you have to promise your mother's words. ”

"Huh? Can I open a calculator? ”

"Yes!" Mom picked up the handle, and I took the other handle and asked, "But I'm a shieldship?" Exactly, not a shield ship, can I use the computing power of the Sea Star system? ”

"Let's go! No matter what Kunming sauce opens, it's all Muda Muda Muda ......"

The Sea Star system isn't that bad, is it? With an infinite firepower channel, it can coordinate the regional air defense of the whole fleet, there is no upper limit of saturated firepower, and it can unify air defense, anti-submarine and close defense, and mobilize all weapons and radar systems, the amount of calculation should not be worse than that of a ballistic calculator, right? What's more, the Kunming is also equipped with a C4I command system, which is calculated in a variety of ways...... If I were not studying at Admiral College, but in College City, I would have been LV5.

Outcome......

"Three wins in five games!" Energetic yelling!

"Four wins in seven games!" Energetic drinking!

"(9) Five wins!" Cheer up the big fuss!

"Six wins in eleven rounds!" Shouting unwilling to fail!

"Kunming! And said that you will not be a flagship! Aunt Missouri slapped the table. That's not why I'm not a flagship, I don't want someone else to run into my bridge and command room when I'm in full form.

I fully appreciate Rafite's perseverance, but ah, I am your son! Why are you so serious with me?

Having said that, the second sister equipped with a ballistic missile launch system is definitely not bad in computing power? How did she lose? Is it really because it is (9)?

But my mom finally gave up the game, and probably realized that it was impossible to beat me in the game. So he started to cheat. The game duel is a tie for the second time.

"Rafi doesn't remember teaching Kunming sauce to be such a disobedient child!"

"I don't remember being taught by my mother!"

"I'm sorry! I'm so sorry to die sooner! Mom began to visibly fake crying.

"I'm sorry, it's not Mommy's fault!" I started crying really.

"So let Raffi take care of little Kunming."

"Woo woo woo ......" I nodded with tears in my eyes.

"Let my mother participate in the mission to take care of little Kunming."

"This dismissal! It would be super embarrassing to say! ”

"......" drew for the third time.

Then Mom began to play tricks, rolling on the floor, rolling into a circle "going to go, going to go, going to ......", with General Grant, Commissar Qin Yi, and Aunt Missouri as the center.

If it was usual, I would have lost, but this time it was different. First, there is nothing to be ashamed of being spoiled to your mother; Second, my SAN value has almost dropped in the past two days, and so has my temperance; Thirdly, I am now a three-headed body less than 90 cm tall, and I have no psychological burden to play any tricks or anything. The right time and place were in my hands, so I also began to roll in the same trajectory. "Don't don't don't don't ......" fourth draw.

When there is a stalemate, I hold my mother in my arms, lift her high, and then big windmills. Turn, turn, but it doesn't work for me at all. The navy is also a rolling hoop, stepping on the waves and wood, and the big windmills are not a problem at all.

But this way actually reminded my mother of something.

"That's right! If you're not well-behaved, you can spank it! This is the power of being a mother, even your eldest sister has beaten her, there is no reason why Rafi can't fight! ”

I began to struggle, but I couldn't break free, and my mother grabbed me and pressed me to the couch. It's weird to say. Normally, compared to ordinary destroyers, my strength is invincible. You can even laugh at ordinary schoolchildren, your main gun is weak, your air defense is weak, your power is insufficient, your anti-submarine is sluggish, and you don't have a decent maneuver, so you want to compete with me on the same stage? That's right, the 052D faces World War II destroyers, in fact, it has a greater advantage than the eldest sister facing World War II aircraft mothers. As for the hull, the Allensam class, although it is my mother, it is impossible to suppress the 052D. Hull...... Hull...... The hull is on the slipway, miserable! The power of computing was transmitted without barriers...... It seems that the calculator was fully powered on when they were modified, but the powertrain did not respond. I don't have the power of a destroyer now, I'm completely defeated.

It's terrible, and there's outsiders.

Wait...... Wait a minute, there's an outsider.

"Don't you care? This is domestic violence! "I struggled to turn my head and made the most serious protest to the two major generals and an aunt who were only concerned about drinking tea. The eldest sister and the second sister didn't care about anything, they only cared about filling tea, and they probably couldn't count on it.

"The domestic violence of the ship's mother, mortals don't care!" The commissar directly refused.

"The domestic violence of the ship's mother, your family is a precedent! And to be honest, I'm not easy to convince! "Aunt Missouri doesn't care.

"I just want to live for two years, and I don't want to die for such ridiculous reasons." Dead Fish-Eyed Major General Grant held his teacup and drooped his eyelids. Can you lick the spear?

"Wait! Juvenile Protection Act! I'm twelve! It should also be protected. ”

"The full name of that is the Law on the Protection of Minors, and when it was enacted, it didn't include destroyers who can't reach adulthood for a lifetime, sorry, but you're not the object of legal protection, at least the part that is the Kunming doesn......'t count," the political commissar explained.

"And half there!" I'm not reconciled.

"Yes...... "This is a blind spot in the law, and judicial interpretation is needed." But I said it directly, the matter of the mother beating the child is really not in the "Juvenile Protection Law", as long as it is not excessive. ”

"The power of the destroyer, you can't talk to me too much?"

“…… But after being bombarded by battleships head-on, didn't you not die either? ”

Then my mom suddenly grabbed my head with her hand and looked at me very seriously, "So mom only spanked half of your ass, and it was okay, right?" Listen up! If Kunming-chan didn't listen to her mother, her mother would really beat her and peel off her pants. ”

Lost. Completely lost. Reluctantly agrees to let mom join the mission. General Grant didn't have a problem with having one more Hero Destroyer. This is how the chaos of the whole day ended.

"Mom, take care of my little brother." The eldest sister sobbed and instructed her mother.

"Little brother, take care of your mother." The eldest sister whimpered and instructed me.

As a result, early the next morning, in order to repair the "mother-son relationship", my mother came over to brush my teeth.

"I've heard that brushing your teeth is the best way to deepen your relationship with your loved ones!" Mom holds up a toothbrush.

Where did you hear about this?

"Your sister! I heard she brushed your teeth! ”

Okay, no need to say anything about it. "Second sister, you come out for a while, let's discuss life."

……

As a result, I still didn't go to the movies with my mom because the slipway in the movie theater was more than a nautical mile away and I didn't want to scare anyone.

Commissar Qin didn't care, because she was busy with paperwork. But they still came to me.

"I've been dying in the past two days, you may not know what the resurrection of the sacrificed hero ship means to the navy and mankind. Both the human system and the government are already directly concerned. But we're better off putting the task first. After all, the matter of satellites is already burning eyebrows. ”

"For me, the biggest thing is that my mom is back, and that's the most important thing."

"And how have the past few days been?"

"It's ...... Interesting. It's nice to have a mom feeling. "I'm happy" is too exciting, and it can be written as a light novel "My Mother is a Primary School Student" if it is recorded directly. ”

"Your mom is really an elementary school student......"

“……”

"You too...... I came to you to complete the paperwork. Since you are the commander and have the Heroic Spirit, you will become the smallest fleet squad, although it is a single ship formation. ”

There are two types of formations in the Navy, and the general one is a mission formation. The smallest unit is a fleet squad led by an Admiral, which is actually a task force due to the variety of ship types. And several squads, forming detachments, brigades, detachments. In normal times, such a squad is used as a unit to complete the tasks of guarding the sea frontier, garrisoning the base, and breaking through the sea area.

The other type of establishment is the establishment of ships. Under this kind of organization, the ships under the command of the Admiral will be scattered and organized into a huge combat unit of a single ship according to aircraft carriers, battleships, cruisers, destroyers, and the like. For example, in the case of an air brigade, a destroyer detachment, or something, the officers will also be embedded in the command system in accordance with the sequence. This is extremely rare, and when it does, it is a sign of a major war.

"Your fleet will have a name."

Let me take one at random?

"How can there be such a good thing? Do you want to see fleets with names like 'POI with good names'? The naming of the navy's fleet is simple and practical. The Commander adds the Commander's student number to the school semester. It's as simple as that, Grant is a cadet of the 137th class, student number 2, so her mission fleet is the 1372 fleet - the so-called 'thunder and lightning ocean', just a nickname, not the name of the official fleet, I am the 155th cadet, student number 4, so the fleet composed of the ship girl I personally led is the 1554 fleet. ”

So, are you actually still an alumni? Predecessor.

So, although it is already clear, it is necessary to verify it. Warrant Officer Zhang Leshan, 233rd class of cadets, right? ”

Well.

"The student number is number 3, right?"

Well. In other words, why do you vaguely feel the malice of the universe? Let's find out what happened to the No. 4 student of the 141st batch? It's always a little uneasy.

……

Two weeks later, the renovation was finally completed. I lifted the full load mode and felt the power return to my whole body. It's great to finally get rid of this terrible three-headed body, and my height has returned to more than 120 centimeters as I wished. I will never be bullied by my mother and second sister again. In the past two weeks, I have deeply understood the importance of strength...... No wonder it's the end times, moral decay. To make matters worse, the 1414 fleet turned out to be ...... Mom, corporate mom, mackerel mom, dad...... Alas...... Which bastard came up with this naming convention in the first place?

Regardless of belly, I am familiar with the remodeled hull, 64 hairs, only 32 remaining. Helicopter hangars and platforms are also gone. In its place are observation devices of various wavebands, optical, and electronic. If you pay attention, you can see through the atmosphere clearly, and you can enjoy the beautiful starry sky during the day, and if you pay attention, you can observe the roving satellites swimming above the nine heavens, and the gauzy clouds cannot cover the view at all, and the stars and rivers that are absolutely impossible to see in the city flow in the sky. It's a little less firepower, but it's still a good feeling.

"Are you ready?" General Grant asked the day before departure.

"Foolproof!" Be confident!

"Hmm...... In fact, the last big building, there is still the last ritual thing that has not been completed. Before you go, you made up for him. It is the basic etiquette after the Admiral's great construction. ”

"Oh, what are you going to do?"

General Grant skillfully opened a forum. "Keep this forum in mind and do it yourself next time."

So I made a post as General Grant meant......

"Seniors, the first time the new Admiral has been built, and the DD-724 Lafite has been released, which is a prototype ship, is it a non-mention?" Then po on the mother's bright smile, compared to the V-shaped ship style of the head sticker.

"Is that all right?"

"That's it! When we get back from our mission, we'll come back to celebrate the wails of the chiefs. ”

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