The people around him pointed and pointed, Zhu Bajie was unconscious, muttered a few words to himself, and nodded to himself from time to time:

"Okay, okay, okay...... I see, thank you, boss! Oh, you don't like to eat fatty meat, then I'll take it back and make braised pork for my mother-in-law, and I'll see ......you next time."

After muttering this set of words that no one understood, Zhu Bajie showed a relieved smile, and actually picked up the piece of pork belly on the ground again, shaking the dirt on it, ignoring the large oil stains on the ground.

This guy is finally going to get out!

In just a while, no less than hundreds of people gathered behind Zhu Bajie. It can be seen how enthusiastic Che Chiguo is about Taoism, even if he does a ritual in Sanqingguan in the middle of the night, it will quickly attract so many people.

As soon as Zhu Bajie turned around, he cleared a passage behind him, and no one wanted to wear the best clothes to worship Sanqing Daozun, but he was rubbed by this butcher who didn't know how to be polite. Clothes are not easy to wash, but if you offend the gods, it is a hundred deaths.

Zhu Bajie carried the dirty pork belly in his left hand, humming a little song and walking out, looking very good.

"Hey, what are you asking for, what did the boss say?"

As soon as he took a step, he suddenly stopped again, and smiled at the couple beside him who looked disgusted: "I said that you two are true! Since you came to worship the boss, why don't you even bring anything? Let me tell you, although the three bosses are good-tempered, it is his business whether he eats or not, and we can't help but bring the meaning to it! You see I specially picked out the best piece of pork belly meat today, and this piece of meat can be sold for at least 20 yuan if you put it in the store!"

What a mess!

The man and woman were dumbfounded, and it took a long time to understand a little, this guy who can't laugh or cry is still kind enough to remind us?

OMG!

Since ancient times, I don't know if anyone dares to call Sanqing Daozun the "three bosses".

Also, worshipping the gods has always been about incense worship, whether you believe in Buddhism or believe, how can you use such a dirty and greasy piece of pork belly as an offering!

Taking 10,000 steps back, even according to the etiquette of worshiping ancestors in some places, there are offerings such as pigs, cattle and sheep, or whole livestock, or pig's head, cow's head, sheep's head or something, it is absolutely impossible to just such a piece of broken meat.

Pay back 20 cents......

Do you know that these incense sticks in our hands were specially opened by the three great immortals, and they cost a full ten taels of silver!

Forget it, there's nothing to say to this vulgar person, let him go quickly, I just don't know what to say.

But they got out of the way, but Zhu Bajie didn't mean to go, but took a step closer and asked:

"What are you asking for? Is it because you are not sincere that the boss refuses to talk to you?"

"Nonsense!"

The man finally couldn't help but reprimand: "In front of the Sanqingguan Gate, how dare you talk such nonsense! Bringing such dirty and disgusting fat meat here like you is blasphemous, go quickly!"

"Huh?"

Zhu Bajie was not happy, and glared: "I blasphemy?" I kindly remind you, but you are treated as donkey liver and lungs! Just now the boss told me clearly, as long as I do business and trade fairly, Tong Su is not bullied, I will naturally be able to make a lot of money. What the boss said is reasonable, and in the future, I will change the problem of missing catties and shortages, and I will definitely be able to make a fortune. ”

......

The man rolled his eyes, completely speechless.

Can I tell you clearly?

Full of nonsense!

Don't say it's you, even His Majesty the King in the Sanqing Temple, or even the three immortal masters who are high up, I'm afraid they can't talk to the Sanqing Daozun. What kind of existence is that, will there be time for you to kill pigs?

"What ...... are you asking for?"

Zhu Bajie looked like a curious baby, and suddenly slapped his head in the middle of speaking, and said with a smile: "Oops, I forgot, I forgot, hahaha!"

While laughing and not asking more, his pace quickened to squeeze out of the crowd, and soon disappeared into the sea of people.

"I'm not crazy, is it?"

The woman held a little girl about three or four years old in her left and right hands, glanced at her man's crying and laughing face, and said in a low voice.

"I think it's also crazy! And said that Sanqing Daozun talked to him, isn't this crazy?"

The man frowned and said, "Ignore him, let's hurry up and pay a good respect, maybe we will give birth to a son next year...... What is this?!"

Suddenly, I saw a strange thing on the ground, leaned over and picked it up, turned it over and looked at it several times, and I didn't recognize it at all.

"That madman just fell off his body. ”

The woman's eyes were sharp, and she replied, "I don't know what strange it is, I see that he seems to be pinned to his ear, so hurry up and throw it away, it's weird and dirty." ”

"Don't put it on your ears?"

The man was a little curious because of Zhu Bajie's words just now, fiddled with it a few times, and said to himself: "Why don't you go up?"

"I think that's how he is. ”

The wearing of the Bluetooth headset was not much trouble, the woman looked at it carefully, and after a little bit of trying, she successfully put the latest model of the Edifier's Bluetooth headset on the man's ear.

"What is this? Xiaocui, have you seen it?"

"No, why don't you take it down, it looks weird, don't be a bad thing. ”

"Well, I don't think it's a good thing. ”

The man said in a deep voice: "We are here specifically for the sake of asking for children, but we must not have any more girls......

"According to the normal arrangement, your seventh child is still a girl. ”

Cui Shi just got the exact information of Zhu Bajie, and said firmly: "The eighth child is also a female baby, but the ninth child should have a male baby." ”

Yes?!!

Suddenly someone spoke in his ear, and the man was startled, and exclaimed:

"Who?!"

Cui Shi said with a smile: "I specially came here to burn incense and worship, but I don't recognize the voice of the old Tao?"

This voice is indeed an imitation of Taishang Laojun's speech, and it is probably six or seven points similar, but no one in Chechi has really heard Taishang Laojun's voice, so Cui Shi did this detail just for fun.

Oh, my God!

The man was so frightened that his heart almost skipped, and he took off the black earphones with trembling fingers and held them in his hand, trembling and not knowing how to explain it to his mother-in-law.

"Xianggong, what's wrong?"

The woman saw that the situation was different, and hurriedly asked with concern: "What kind of monster is this thing, are you injured?" Do you want to hurry to the Sanqing Temple and ask the three great immortals to help take a look at ......?"

"No, no, no. ”

The man desperately tried to calm his mind, his hands clenched tightly in his sleeves, and his eyes kept looking around, but he couldn't find the source of the sound.

With the ideology of more than 1,300 years ago, it is impossible to know that Cui Shi has completed a simple intercom path with two walkie-talkies and a Bluetooth headset, as long as Zhu Bajie turns into an ordinary believer and does not leave the man's ten meters range with a walkie-talkie,