Sixty-two and three demons stand tall
The incident happened suddenly, and everyone present was startled, and no one knew why the old lady wanted to die. Niu Erzhu saw that this was not good, she couldn't let her die here, let go of the things in front of her and not say anything, and it didn't matter if she was crazy or not, what did it have to do with Bu Facai, just because there was a death in this camp, the villagers around were eyeing you, grabbing this stubble and biting you, no one could get out, now is an eventful time, more is better than less.
Da Shao's reaction was quite fast, seeing that the old lady looked desperate, lowered her head and slammed into the tree, he knew that she was not pretending, and she really had the heart to seek death, so he immediately took a step forward, stretched out his hands and stopped the old lady's waist, and blocked her at that time. Niu Erzhu originally thought that this old lady was so old, thin and withered, and she must not have much energy. Who knew that this stop would almost suffer a big loss, the old lady rushed forward, and the Niu Erzhu who hit him took several steps back, almost falling on the spot, and her two arms were like hitting a stone, numb and crispy, and it was difficult to even lift it.
Niu Erzhu was shocked, no, this old lady is by no means simple, have you ever heard that a seventy or eighty-year-old person can knock a young man into the sky? Although Niu Erzhu is not strong, he is also one hundred and thirty or forty pounds, can he be hit like this lightly? Niu Erzhu secretly took a breath of cool air, subconsciously rubbed his arm, and there was a look of vigilance in his eyes, this night was full of strange things, full of demons, and suddenly such an old woman appeared, which had to make people vigilant.
The old lady was also stunned when she saw Niu Erzhu being hit by herself, but she was stunned for a while, and then she cried and wiped her tears, shouting "no longer alive" and so on, and she was about to hit the tree. But this time, everyone can see that the old lady is just talking, and she doesn't really want to die, otherwise she wouldn't have been inked for so long!
How can you not see that you are extremely smart? But when people say it, they have to pretend to stop it again, otherwise the old lady won't be able to get off the stage, maybe she will really hit her head and die, and then she won't be able to clean it up. Niu Erzhu stretched out his hand pretendedly, looking like he wanted to stop it, but his arm didn't dare to greet the old lady, and he also knew that if the old lady really wanted to die, he couldn't stop it, this was just a show.
Sure enough, as soon as Da Shao stretched out his arm, the old lady stopped rushing forward, wiping her eyes and crying, it was called a heartbreak, but those who were close could see it, the old lady cried very loudly, but there were not many tears, what is this called, this is called dry thunder and no rain, shrews, fierce women and now female men will do this trick.
Niu Erzhu couldn't cry or laugh, he had long known that the old lady was just pretending, but in front of so many people, he couldn't say it, the old lady had no way out, and she felt that she had no face to see people, maybe she would really commit suicide. Now I can only use good words to stabilize her and give him a step down, if the old lady is an understanding person, the peers on the rivers and lakes will naturally get off the donkey down the slope, even if this thing is pulled, if she still doesn't forgive, then the way, can only come a little ruthless!
Niu Erzhu thought of this, hugged his fists at the old lady, and said loudly: "Old lady, I don't know you, I don't know how old you are, and it's not easy to call you, just call you a big lady, auntie, you shouldn't do this, we don't have a grudge, but you can't be so neat, I also know that you are old, old eyes are dizzy, maybe you will give people the wrong person, this can't be blamed on you, so, you tell us the address of your home, I will send a few brothers to send you home, see that you are living a very tight life, How about I turn back and ask the brethren to give you a few oceans? ”
Niu Erzhu's words are exhaustive, not leaking, and also give the old lady enough face, if she is a character who specializes in slandering people on the rivers and lakes, Da Shao promised to give him benefits, and naturally he will stop, if he is really confused, he should also listen to the way out, anyway, no matter what he says, he will retreat, who knows that the old lady was stunned again, looked back at Bu Facai, and then looked at Niu Erzhu, and said coldly: "You really don't know me?" ”?? Ghost Silence 62
As soon as Niu Erzhu heard this, he almost scolded his mother on the spot, where did I know you, isn't this nonsense? Isn't it an old lady, really crazy? But it doesn't look like it, although the old lady has a haggard face and a sad face, her eyes are clear, her face is shrewd, no matter how she looks at it, she is a normal person.
The old lady looked at Niu Erzhu's suspicious face, and her expression was a little wary, knowing that he still didn't believe herself, and couldn't help sighing: "Well, it seems that no one can recognize my ghost appearance, Niu Erzhu, you come with me, I have something to say to you!" ”
Niu Erzhu hesitated, this old lady's whereabouts are so weird, and her skills are good, will there be any danger if she goes with her? This is a matter that can't be saved, but if you don't go over, in front of so many people, you can't get up and down this face, Da Shao looked back at the gangsters, there are those who are smarter in this gang of ruffians, and those who admire Niu Erzhu in their hearts immediately understand, nodded secretly, and quietly followed behind Da Shao.
Niu Erzhu saw that a few gangsters had followed, and suddenly had a bottom in his heart, and said with a smile: "Since you always have this Yaxing, I, Niu Erzhu, will naturally accompany you, although I am not a well-known character, but I am also polished on the rivers and lakes all the year round. ”
The old lady didn't take Niu Erzhu's words to heart, smiled slightly, turned her head and left. Niu Erzhu glanced at the gangsters, and then followed. The three waves of people in their own order, gradually out of the camp, gradually into the wilderness and grass, although the old lady is old, but the walk is like flying, Niu Erzhu walked sweaty, but also about to catch up, the young scolded the mother in his heart, is having a heart attack, suddenly the old lady did not go, turned around, two sharp eyes like a knife pierced over!
Niu Erzhu was shocked, and when he looked around, the barren grass was desolate, and the sky was green, and he had unconsciously walked far away, and the camp had already been left far behind. Da Shao turned around again, and the gangsters were still following behind, but for some reason they were unsure of turning in circles, and they refused to take another step forward. Niu Erzhu's heart sank, and when he looked closely, those gangsters looked anxious, wrapped in a layer of faint black gas, and were helplessly rushing left and right there.
"You don't have to look at it, they have been trapped by me, they can't walk, and they can't hear what we say, you just toss in vain, but don't worry, I don't want to be unfavorable to you, otherwise you would have died several times just now!" The old lady said coldly.
Niu Erzhu was already as cold as water at this time, knowing that this would be completely deceiving others, just like cattle and sheep tied hand and foot, they could only be at the mercy of others. However, Dashao is not a soft persimmon that people pinch casually, although it gives the upper hand to the family, but it can't be too embarrassing, and he smiled coldly at the moment, and said: "Who is Your Excellency, what do you want to do?" ”
"I don't know if you still remember what happened in the fox hole, do you remember that Bu Facai had a marriage contract?" The old lady said.
Bu Fa Cai's marriage contract? Niu Erzhu was stunned, he and Bu Facai were inseparable, this kid is a few moles on his buttocks, he knows it well, but he has never heard of the three rats have a marriage contract, of course, if the old Bu family has ordered a baby since childhood, then it has to be said, but since this old lady asked so, it means that she must know, and she knows the details, and it happened in the fox hole, so ......
Niu Erzhu's heart sank, and he suddenly understood.
"Could it be that you are a skeleton in some fox hole?" Niu Erzhu's face turned pale, and he said reluctantly calmly.
The old lady's face was gloomy, and she nodded slightly: "Exactly!" ”
It turns out that since Niu Erzhu and Bu Facai came out of the fox hole, this old fox is not very stable in his heart, although the marriage was decided at that time, and Bu Facai also nodded, but it was all when he was unconscious, no one can do it, who would marry a skeleton as a wife? The old fox was not at ease after thinking about it, so he brought the skeleton and gave Bu a fortune in his dream.
Said to be a dream, in fact, the old fox and the female skeleton are really coming, the old fox thinks about it, he knows that the three rats will definitely not be able to agree to this when the time comes, so he simply turned the skeleton into a ball of spirit, through the dream of a hard bite, into Bu Facai's body, in this way, the skeleton and Bu Facai use the same body, really eat in the same room, sleep in the same bed, good just like a person, Bu Facai just disagree, this life can not get rid of the female skeleton. Ghost Silence 62
It stands to reason that although this method is a little damaged, it is also a clever plan, but the old fox forgot one thing, the two are inseparable, but there are two souls in one body, Bu Facai's small body can't stand it, this is like a container, obviously you can only hold one thing, you have to stuff two into it, you will definitely not be able to stand it for a long time, and when the container is broken, all the things contained in it will not be left.
The old fox also made a mistake for a while, and began to regret it as soon as he returned to the lair, which was really not done well, and maybe both of them would die when the time came. But at this time, it's too late to take regret medicine, although the old fox says that the Tao is not shallow, but it is already the limit to stuff the soul of the skeleton into Bu Facai's body, there is a way that it is easy to ask God to send God, and it is difficult to take it out again. The old fox pondered for a long time, and couldn't think of the slightest solution when his head was broken. It was also a coincidence that Niu Erzhu received the life of Ma Siye and went to Taiyuan to contact Jia Wending, and for the sake of insurance, secretly contacted Bu Facai and Ma Fengyi to go together, and there was a good response along the way. Nabu got rich and got the letter, and the female skeleton naturally knew it, the old fox as a father-in-law, naturally would not be kept in the dark, this old thing is also very boring, pinch your fingers, you know that this person is going to be unlucky this time, not to mention the difficulties and dangers along the way, there are all kinds of demons and evil on the road, there are two around Tianjin alone, these people may not even be able to get out of Tianjin, and they will have to return to the west with their lives at that time! ――by:87942204368064376|274――>