Chapter 63: The Stick and the Wimp
No matter what dynasty or generation, every time someone is talking nonsense, there will always be a voice of justice in the dark corners to fight these hypocritical guys who only know how to talk nonsense. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
However, the voice of justice may not always be heard in the dark corners, such as this one.
"A book of primary internal strength, a set of Taoist clothes, dozens of dream points, a stray cat, a bottle of ancestral strong pills, and a bottle of bruising wine...... These are the so-called gift packages?! ”
Ye Kai squatted on the ground and looked at the piece of paper in the wooden box, always feeling that he had been cheated by the system again.
"Ding! The host has opened the package, do I need to extract the product immediately? ”
"Extract it!"
Ye Kai said expressionlessly. I've been cheated so many times, it doesn't matter if I have one more time.
Brush!!
As soon as Ye Kai's words fell, a colorful light suddenly shrouded Ye Kai. After the light dissipated, he was still dressed in modern clothes, but he had a big change!
A wide blue-gray robe covered Ye Kai's entire body, and his originally refreshing short hair became very long at this time, and he was tied up indiscriminately by a wooden hairpin; On a wooden pole taller than him hung a white step, leaning crookedly on Ye Kai's back, with the words "Face to face and measure life and death"; At his feet was a dirty stray cat, whose coat color was stuck to the dirt on his body, and he couldn't see the original coat color; The arms were heavy, and it looked like there was something else. When I opened it, I saw a yellowed book, two small white porcelain bottles, one with "Mighty Pill" written on it, and the other with "Bruising Wine" written on it.
This is the image of Ye Kai now, the whole thing is a god stick who walks the rivers and lakes!
All right...... You're like this, I'm sorry if I don't play with you, don't I? What's more, I haven't had to relax for a long time!
Ye Kai opened his arms and looked at the fat robe, and a strange smile appeared on the corner of his mouth. Then he pulled the corners of his clothes and trouser legs, folded the wooden pole on his back into two, tore off the corner of the hem of the robe, tied the long one on his back, pinned the short one to his waist, and finally picked up the stray cat at his feet and put it on his head, and walked out of the dark corner of the street in a leisurely manner.
At the age of fifteen or sixteen, with messy hair, a tattered robe, a dirty cat on his head, a half-stick stuck behind him, a half-stick pinned to his waist, and a white cloth waving in the wind, on which the words "face to face and measure life and death, fortune and misfortune" swayed into the eyes of passers-by with the wind. As soon as Ye Kai walked on the street, his appearance attracted the sideways of the pedestrians on the street, pointing at Ye Kai, and for the guidance of the pedestrians, Ye Kai said that this group of guys would be able to do this kind of tongue-chewing thing.
"Hey! Vineyard priest! Is what you say on this sign true?! ”
Just when Ye Kai was swaying by himself, a figure suddenly rushed out of the oblique and blocked Ye Kai's way, pointing at the white sermon floating in the wind behind Ye Kai with a vicious voice.
Yoh? Business coming to your door so soon?
Ye Kai brushed away the hair scattered in front of his eyes and looked at the figure in front of him.
Triangle eyes, unshaven beard, foul smell, in his thirties, full of hooliganism. To sum up, this guy has no money, and he's here to find fault!
"Hmmm! Indeed it is! What, this uh...... What is it to be measured? ”
Anyway, now Ye Kai has nothing to do, so it's better to tease him.
"Lao Tzu has been having a bad time lately, and he always loses money! I want to call you, a little Taoist priest, to test the uncle, when will the uncle be lucky?! ”
The man rubbed his chest full of hair, felt out a black thing and bounced it to the side, looking at Ye Kai and laughing.
"Okay! Hold on! Ye Kai stared at the man's face for a while, then pinched his fingers and counted for a moment before opening his eyes and saying: "Your eyes are blank, Yintang is black, not only has you been unlucky recently, but you will also have a bloody disaster!" ”
"You little fart kid actually orchestrated your uncle! Look at Lao Tzu if he doesn't kill you! ”
As soon as the man heard Ye Kai's words, he was furious, and Pu Fan's big hand grabbed Ye Kai's shoulder!
Syllable!
The man's hand shrank faster, and as soon as he touched Ye Kai's shoulder, he saw a black shadow flash, hitting the back of the man's hand heavily, making his hand swollen like a pig's trotter!
"You're a street boy! How dare you entertain your Dao Master! Eat me a stick! ”
Ye Kai waved a stick in his hand and hit the man's body, and a wooden stick brought up a remnant of the Dao under Ye Kai's strength attribute bonus, and hit the man's body hard, beating this old rascal in his thirties to the point of crying dad and mother!
"Let you call the little fart kid ......"
"Let you have nothing to do to choreograph your family's Taoist ......"
"It's okay for you to pretend to be a hooligan......"
Ye Kai taught the man a lesson while fighting, and he fought for more than ten minutes, and he also trained for more than ten minutes. When Ye Kai stopped, the man had already broken his head and was bleeding, crying bitterly, kneeling on the ground and kowtowing and begging for mercy, which made the onlookers amazed!
"Whew...... I'm tired of Dao Ye! You see, I'm not wrong, you're going to have a bloody plague lately! Ye Kai rubbed his hands, opened his right hand with a smile and said, "So, since it has been fulfilled, then let's pay for it!" Benefit five taels of silver! ”
"I don't have any silver......" As soon as the man heard Ye Kai ask for silver, he stopped in an instant, and tried to bargain with an embarrassed face.
"Huh?! Without money, are you entertaining this Dao Master?! ”
The stick in Ye Kai's hand is up again!
"Dao Chief...... Silver, that is the only thing that only the rich and noble...... Do you think I look like a man with silver......
Seeing that Ye Kai was about to fight again, the man was so frightened that his neck shrank, and he was busy explaining, for fear that he would be beaten by Ye Kai again if he was a little slower!
I'm the next Olympics?! When did the silver become so scarce?! So in the movies, the ancient people who could throw two or three pieces of silver and gold were fake? ! I've been deceived in both my lives!
"In that case, then you will hand over all the money on you!"
Regardless of whether what this guy said is true or not, anyway, for Ye Kai, he just wants to teach this guy who doesn't know what to do or bad to teach. So he asked this guy to take out all the money on him.
Hearing Ye Kai's words, the man took out all the money on his busy body and handed it to Ye Kai, and the bits and pieces added up to a few hundred dollars!
How poor you are...... Ye Kai looked at the money in the man's hand, and immediately fished it out, stuffed all the money into his arms, and said to the man kneeling on the ground: "Okay!" Since you've given the money, we don't owe each other! Let's go! ”
Silly hat, lie to you two sentences and you will really believe it!
The man ran away with a roll, but he was despising Ye Kai in his heart.
Silly hat, he said that if there is no silver, there will be no silver?!
The crowd of onlookers had the same thoughts as the men.
Ye Kai didn't have the time to pay attention to what these people were thinking, he was happy now!
This is the first time that a buddy has made money in the movie world! Although it's just some copper coins and banknotes! But look at the glittering shine in the sun, it's beautiful!
Ye Kai looked at the copper coins and banknotes for a long time before reluctantly putting them in his pocket and swaying on the street.
After wandering for a long time, Ye Kai knew that this was the Ming Dynasty, and it was not too far from Shaolin Temple, only an hour away.
I don't know if Zhang Junbao and Dong Tianbao are haunting Shaolin Temple now? Let's go check it out.
Ye Kai carried a heavy copper coin in his arms, a bag of buns in his hand, and a wooden stick tied to his back, and walked in the direction of Shaolin Temple in a leisurely manner.
Along the way, there were constantly some people who saw the white cloth floating in the air from a distance and ran away. These are the thugs in the market, these people have long heard that there is a strange little mad Taoist on the street today, and if they have nothing to do, they will pull the thugs on the street and insist on telling fortunes to others, not only will they be beaten, but they will also hand over all the money of their bodies to him after the beating! At the end of the morning, the thugs on the street were weak when they saw the white cloth floating in the air!
"The sword and sword shadow are not my sect, the sky and the sea have my own style......"
Ye Kai hummed the theme song in "Tai Chi Zhang Sanfeng", swaying among the mountains, and it didn't take long to see the temple on the mountainside that was hidden from time to time and the majestic bell that came from afar.
Is it going to walk in openly or sneaking in?
Ye Kai squatted in the corner of the wall, scratching his head and feeling a little distressed.
"From now on, you will be a monk, remember to keep the precepts: do not kill, do not eat meat!"
"Master, my disciple has never eaten meat since he was a child!"
Suddenly, two conversations suddenly came from the other side of the wall, attracting Ye Kai's attention.
Why are these two sentences so familiar? Let's take a sneak peek first!
Ye Kai stepped on the ground with both feet, borrowed force from the wall twice and grabbed the head of the wall, and looked sneakily into the wall.
I saw a thin old monk leading a little monk forward, and the old monk was saying to the little monk in a kind voice at this time: "I didn't expect you to have Buddha nature!" ”
"No, Master, it's just that when the disciple was a child, his family was poor and couldn't afford to eat. Actually, I want to try it too! I didn't think about it, but the little monk honestly said the reason why he didn't eat meat, which made the old monk's face stagnant.
"Poof!"
Ye Kai, who happened to see this scene, couldn't help laughing out loud and almost fell off the wall. Luckily, I grabbed a branch of an ancient pine, and I was able to stop at the wall.
What Ye Kai didn't notice was that the old monk's ears suddenly moved, and his eyes narrowed unnaturally.
"Master!"
At this time, a little monk came over from not far away, saluted the old monk, and said respectfully.
"Yes, Junbao. This is Tianbao, and you will be his senior brother in the future. The old monk nodded with satisfaction, and said to the little monk he was leading: "Tianbao, this is your senior brother Junbao, if you don't understand anything, just ask him, Shaolin Temple has always talked about rules, you have to be obedient." ”
What the old monk didn't notice was that the moment the little monk named Tianbao saw Junbao, his two little eyes turned around twice, and he didn't know what he was thinking.
Ye Kai pricked up his ears to hear clearly, it turned out that these two little guys were the protagonists and the ultimate villains!
What a premature life! Even the two guys who sang the home field are still children, so didn't I come early?! Nima, isn't this the end?! It's been at least ten years since the plot began!
Nima...... It's almost life-threatening! Thirty to one, it will be ...... in the past ten years. Belch...... How much...... I'll do the math...... Even if it's 30 days a month, a year is 12 days in the real world, and then it's 10 years...... That's one hundred and twenty days, that's four months!
I'm ...... Leave me alone......
PS: Uh-huh! To explain, the Ming Dynasty initially banned gold and silver from circulating among the people, but later due to the death of the imperial court itself, gold and silver transactions were repeatedly banned, and gold and silver became the main currency after the middle and late periods, and according to Liu Jin's "large-scale civil uprisings all over the country", it should be the late Ming Dynasty. By this time, gold and silver had become the mainstream currency. However, Zhang Sanfeng had already ascended to the sky at this time...... According to historical records, Zhang Sanfeng died in 1458, which happened to be the middle of the Ming Dynasty......