Chapter 3 Brother Wu Anguan Xiyixi
(Thanks to yesterday's Shakespeare's cold, floating like a dream, smoke and rain, three grams of oil!) )
The residents who came in and out from the door looked sideways, and after clicking on the half-crouched naked man, they followed me and then aimed at me, and they must be giving me something... Anyway, it's not a praise, I suddenly felt that I couldn't hang up on my face, and I turned around and ran away without saying a word!
As soon as he stepped out of his left foot, his right leg suddenly tightened, and he was already held in his arms by the hungry wolf brother, and at the same time cried: "Enron!" Are you Brother Enron? I've finally found you... Woo woo woo ... I've got you..."
Sure enough, if you know my name, is it really my old friend?
I immediately stopped, turned my face and looked at it carefully, I really didn't have an impression in my mind, let alone knowing, I'm afraid I haven't seen it: "Who are you, what name to wake up... Oops, newspapers, newspapers, they're going to drop! ”
The hungry wolf naked man hurriedly reached out to tuck the newspaper, sniffled and said, "Brother Enron, my name is Guanxi." ”
"Hahaha!" The two doormen next to him immediately burst into laughter, and one of the loud voices immediately shouted: "You're looking for Azhi..." I glared at this guy fiercely, and the anger was amazing, this guy instantly remembered the notoriety about An Yi, closed his voice, and quietly returned to the door.
I turned my face and changed my face to a pleasant expression, and said to him kindly: "Guanxi, you should go back to Hong Kong, Shu is not a place for you to stay, take a walk, my brother will help you find a police uncle." ”
At this point, I have basically guessed that this guy must be a nervous disorder, maybe someone mentioned the name of my clinic when he was hospitalized, so I remembered it, and remembered me after I got lost with my family for various reasons, didn't I just find it?
"It's not that Guanxi, it's this Guanxi, Brother Wu Anguan, Xiyixi, this Guanxi..."The hungry wolf naked man argued, but he didn't seem to feel that he made sense in the two sentences, and suddenly cried again: "Brother Enron, I'm not stupid, I'm not stupid, woo woo..."
Someone in the nearby household had already seen it, sighed, shook their heads, and whispered: "Alas, neurotic..."
I thought to myself that you are not stupid, who is stupid, is it still me, but I didn't show it on my face. Although my clinic is mainly dealing with patients related to supernatural events, real patients actually have a lot of contact, and I know that the way to avoid stimulation is to follow his words, so I immediately relieved: "I know, I know that Guanxi is not stupid." By the way, tell me, how did you get here? ”
"Woooooo
"Yes, then tell me, where do you live?"
"Woooooo
"Mmmm, not stupid, not stupid, Guanxi, do you remember your parents' phone numbers..."
"Woooooo
"I know, I know, Guanxi, what's near your house..."
"Woooooo
“…… Okay, I'm stupid..."
Hey, this guy doesn't know if he's really stupid or not, crying so sadly, anyway, I said everything in these two sentences, tears and snot all wiped my trouser legs, I couldn't resist it, and suddenly my heart moved, and then grabbed the half of the apple on the table and handed it to him: "Guanxi, are you hungry?" ”
As soon as I saw a flower, the apple suddenly appeared in his hand, and he was very happy, and the two guards next to him probably saw that this guy was not in the right spirit, and began to shout that he immediately went in and opened the drawer, and took half a bag of apples from it and handed it to me, and whispered: "I'm sorry, I don't know about him... This isn't quite right..."
"It's okay," I smiled and thanked him, and then carried the apple in front of the fool: "Eat slowly, don't worry, my brother will send you home when you're full... Hey, don't eat the nucleus, don't eat the nucleus, this thing doesn't digest..."
The hungry wolf naked man just now, the now foolish naked man looked at me gratefully, and then buried his head in gnawing hard, at this time, my trouser pocket buzzed and trembled, and when I saw it, Sun Hanxiang called.
Before I could connect, the fool suddenly raised his head, his eyes lit up, his mouth opened, and he screamed while spraying apple pomace: "I remember, I remember, Brother Enron, I have your phone number..."
Nibbling as you speak.
"Phone?" As soon as I was reminded by him, I took out the blue screen phone from the other pocket: "You said this phone? You sent it to me? "It's not!" The fool Guanxi shook his head violently: "No, no, the phone number is not a phone, Brother You gave it to me..."
Go on, howling and gnawing.
Big Brother You? There are few people with the surname You, could it be that the person he said is an oil rat, I remember that yesterday Team Xie said, he seems to have this surname, what is it called... You Haozhi?
Also, who sent this call?
"What's Big Brother You's name?" I chuckled in my heart, stopped answering the phone, and hurriedly asked, "Is it You Haozhi?" "Hmm......" The fool Guanxi closed his voice and looked up at the sky at forty-five degrees, his eyes didn't move for a moment, and then he buried his head and continued to sharpen: "It seems that Uncle You said it, it's called this name."
Nibble when you nod your head.
"When did he give you the address?"
"Well, the day before yesterday sent me a text message...", he howled again: "The phone is lost, and the address is gone..."
Day before yesterday? Isn't this the day the gas guzzler dies? What's going on with this guy?
I suddenly chuckled in my heart, it seems that this matter is more complicated than I imagined, there is an inside story in it, this person is not a psychopath, at most it is a little short circuit in the head, and the person is a little stupid...... Isn't the matter of candle nine yin over? Why did you get out of this mess again?
The phone in my hand shook again, Sun Hanxiang started to call for the second time, and I quickly connected, "Hey, Hanxiang?" In this way, I have something to do here, and it is estimated that it will be delayed for half an hour, why don't you eat first, and I will come over later? ”
"Oh, okay then, hurry up..."Sun Hanxiang is still more reasonable, and immediately agreed after listening to my explanation, but she said later, I didn't pay attention, and immediately put the phone back in her pocket after listening to her promise, anyway, after saying that, she knew how to hang up, and it was rude to hang up without waiting for someone to finish, I don't want to do this.
Guanxi lowered his head and nibbled on the apples again, and after a while, only half of the six apples of the doorman, with a net weight of more than two catties, were left, and they had to be swept away in ten seconds at most, I thought about it, and kicked my legs and shouted--the whole time, he didn't change the position of holding my legs, and began to snot and tears, and now he changed to apple juice--"Hey, Guanxi, don't hold it, let go of it." I'll take you home, get two clothes for you to change into, wash your face, and tell me what's going on. ”
Guanxi suddenly raised his head and stared at me motionlessly: "Really? You don't lie to me? "In the process, the remaining half of the apple quickly disappeared into his mouth, with the core..."
I said righteously: "I don't lie to you, you are not stupid!" ”
Guanxi jumped up happily, "Yes, yes, I'm not stupid, Brother Enron, you are so smart, you know that you can't fool me..." I grabbed the newspaper and wrapped it around him: "It's gone..."
I got Guanxi home, and I knew that it was not right when I rummaged through the wardrobe, I was one meter seven and five tall, even, this guy was more than one meter eight, tall and strong, and he immediately burst his crotch with a pair of pants, and finally found a pair of beach pants with elastic bands, and turned over a winter windbreaker with a hairy pulp, which barely fitted, plus double flip-flops - this dress, tsk, it is better not to wear it!
Then, I called Tang Mu again, counted the time, waited for the meal to be over, and asked him to come to Shudu Yanyu to find me, and listen to the situation provided by Guanxi together.
I carried my clothes downstairs from the bedroom, the guy was sitting on the sofa chewing something, I looked, this guy took out a few bags of pickles left in the refrigerator at some point, chewed so deliciously, I just looked at the stomach gurgling sour water, and hurriedly rushed over to grab it for him: "Don't eat it, don't eat it, can this thing be eaten empty?" Put down, put down..."
Guanxi looked up: "Hungry!" ”
"Okay, change your clothes and take you to dinner." Pata threw all her clothes on him.
Originally, I didn't want to take this guy to the dinner, but it's pitiful to think about people, his brain is not good, he can chew a few bags of pickles, who can guarantee that he won't eat soy sauce, salt, croton paste and other mixes, or take it with him.
With Guanxi all the way to Shudu Yanyu, Professor Sun's family had already arrived, and there were several other students who were saved by me, only Lin Shujuan was not there, and it was said that they had been sent to the field for training - seeing me enter the door, everyone came over to shake hands with me and say hello, before anyone approached, Guanxi swooped out from behind me, and emptied the four plates directly with his hands, and everyone's eyes were straight at that time!
Sun Hanxiang stared straight at Guanxi, and opened her mouth: "Uh, Enron, your friend?" ”
I've already thought about the rhetoric, and I'll explain it to you right away: "Customer, customer, you know! His family has something to do, so I temporarily sent him over to me to take care of him, that's it. ”
A group of doctors suddenly realized, oh oh oh back to normal, Sun Hanxiang hurriedly went out to greet the food, and by the way ordered a pound of dumplings, saying that it was for this poor man to cushion the bottom, and complained by the way: "Even if the patient gives people something to eat, look at you starving people..."
I didn't explain, I thought that anyway, you will know how powerful you will see you in a while, and at the same time, in order to save time, I called Sun Hanxiang and her mother to the toilet together, checked her arms, legs and feet first, and then called her mother to help lift the back of the skirt to show me... The situation is very good, the wound has been closed almost invisible, it is estimated that the possibility of scar after healing is very small, the skin is still a little loose, and it will take some days to fully recover.
Sun Hanxiang herself estimated that she had checked her recovery more than once, and my words were within her acceptable range, but she didn't care much, and only asked me if I would leave sequelae, and if there was a way to speed up the healing - after getting a positive answer, she was quite satisfied, and said to me with sincerity: "Thank you, An Ran, this time I really owe you, otherwise I'm afraid I'll be really finished..." ”
"Doesn't this eat a trench and grow wise? It's not a loss, you're not afraid of anything if you're not married," I thought to myself, don't let her be unhappy with those bad things, so I quickly changed the topic and quipped: "You won't be in a hurry to get married, right?" What's the hurry, what's the hurry, isn't my brother here to accompany you alone? ”
"Why don't I marry you?" Sun Hanxiang grinned: "Anyway, I'm not afraid that you will lie to me..."
Professor Sun's wife immediately answered: "Okay, okay, I'll go to the certificate tomorrow!" ”
The two of us laughed together, for fear that the old man would take this seriously, so he hurriedly said that it was a joke, Sun Hanxiang then remembered that his parents had already made great efforts to match once, and hurriedly explained: "Mom, just kidding, don't take it seriously, people have girlfriends in peace, and the family is rich, don't toss around!" "My daughter is worse than others," Mrs. Sun was immediately unconvinced: "How beautiful my daughter is..."
I thought it was strange, but I ignored Mrs. Sun's nagging and asked her directly: "Hey, how do you know?" ”
"An Yi, I said it when I called her two days ago," Sun Hanxiang didn't hide it: "It is said that I am dead set on you..."
My heart suddenly moved, and an idea suddenly popped up in my mind: "Ah, speaking of An Yi, I think of something, you must help me this time, Hanxiang!" ”
How could I forget her, An Yi didn't go to Meng Tiantian to make it clear, can't I find someone else? For example, Han Xiang, this is also a master who will come to things, and it is perfect for her to go!
"What's the matter, say, it's all on me." Sun Hanxiang agreed at that time.
I thought for a moment and said, "Here's the thing, I want to ask you..."
There was a commotion outside the door, and countless people cheered and shouted, and immediately interrupted my speech:
"Okay, three pounds! Come on, come on! ”
(Recommend the work "Listening to the Spirit" of the East Evil, the quality of the work is guaranteed, absolutely wonderful, friends who are short of books can go to see it and support it)