"Hey! Old lady, when you said I was standing here alone, I thought you didn't count you. Hong Kong and Taiwan continued to walk forward, "Yes, I won't talk to you anymore, I have to open a store." ”

The old lady has been seeing the Hong Kong and Taiwan dialect disappear, only to come back to her senses and look around, her calf jumped, climbed the wall, made sure that no one saw it at the head of the wall, and then poked her head out, I followed closely behind the old man, on the wall, I found that the old lady took the back basket of the pad aside, the old man easily jumped down, without making a sound, I tried to jump down, the sound attracted the attention of the old lady, walked to my side, the eyeballs rolled around, stopped in front of me, carefully observed everything in the yard, I was motionless, as long as the old lady took another step forward, Definitely kick me and see something is wrong.

The old lady stepped at me, and I covered my eyes, unable to believe that I had been discovered.

"Mom? What are you doing there? "The fat woman's hair is messy, his eyes are sleepy, and his eyes are not fully opened.

When the old lady saw her son, she retracted her leg, "I heard this movement and came out to take a look, hurry up for the morning shift." ”

"What's the morning shift, tired and tired, rest for a few days, look at the store, it's quite easy, save your daughter-in-law from scolding me every day for being unproductive." The man complained.

"When I got married, I didn't agree, you see that you still treat her as a treasure." The old lady went into her room.

The fat woman man scooped a scoop of water in the water tank, "How can everything go well, what was our family like?" The adobe house, it leaks when it rains, people don't dislike our family, I have lived with your son for half my life, and now the conditions are good, I can't do this kind of thing, which thing in this house is not bought by him. ”

When the old lady heard this, her face was unconvinced, "You just talk to your daughter-in-law, your mother pulled you so much, why don't you say filial piety and honor me?" ”

Seeing the wife return to her room, her heart rose and fell, patting her chest, so dangerous, she was almost discovered by the old lady.

I hurriedly returned to the room on the second floor, and the people inside were also nervous to death, just one step away, if I hadn't been stopped by the man, it would be equivalent to losing the whole game.

"Haven't slept yet?" I felt weak in my heart when I said this, and I haven't been relieved just now.

Niu Pang called me to the window and pointed down, "Just now, when you were blocked by the old lady, a weasel's head appeared at the place where you said you saw your eyes, I guess you were discovered." ”

Rub, brother is so well hidden, will it be discovered? I spit out the breath-holding beads, and without asking for the permission of the old way, I put them in my pocket, stretched my neck to look, and the outside was back to normal, and the sky was bright.

"Ma Dong, you go and dig out the place where you see your eyes." Lao Dao lay on the bed, and after speaking, there was a snoring sound.

Niu Fat pointed to the farm tools below, "There's a shovel there." ”

"I haven't slept yet, so why should I go?" I was so dissatisfied that I followed him all night and didn't let anyone sleep.

"Ma Dong, you have a lot of yang energy, so it is most suitable for you to go." The little Taoist priest pulled me out, did he want to go out with me?

The fat woman and the man on the first floor looked out in their own room, and when they saw us coming down, they opened the door, and the little Taoist priest walked in, closed the door, gave me a thumbs up through the glass, and pasted a kind of yellow charm on the window.

This damn thing, the little Taoist priest definitely doesn't have this heart, the old Taoist who has been stabbed a thousand times, he is determined to have an enmity with me in his last life, Niu Fat in front of the window on the second floor smiled at me with a neat row of teeth, and shook his hand.

Upstairs and downstairs, they all watched my every move, and none of them recognized me to help me. What a pure yang person, he just bullied me under the guise of this. I picked up two relatively eye-catching farm tools, looked at the old lady's house, went to the opposite of the zucchini, took a sip in my hand, picked up the head and planed down, the zucchini was planed up by my roots, there was no hole below, I tried a few more times, the soil was softly planed by me, and the soil was doubled by planing, I picked up the shovel and dug the soil, but I didn't see the hole, I squatted down and carefully identified the position of my pit is correct?

I looked up at the second floor, Lao Dao also stood in front of the window, commanding me to continue to plan, I licked my lips, continued to dig down a few times, calculated from the ground is also a meter smaller, below is hard soil, planing up with effort, if the old road keeps telling me to plan, I think there is nothing below.

When I was about to turn around and take a sip of water, two eyes appeared in the pit I dug, and I sat on the ground with my butt on my shoulder, panting, damn it, always when I completely let my guard down, and when I reacted to look, both eyes appeared as if they had never appeared, not even the change of the soil.

I got up from the ground, stared at the pit, groped my head with my hands, stood up, and dug to the spot where the eyes of the pit appeared, and after a few random digging, there was no movement, and I couldn't distinguish the old road on the second floor that I couldn't pay attention to.

Suddenly, there was a sharp pain in the leg, and the whole person fell into the pit.

"Little fart boy, the hair has not grown, run here to my old woman to scourge the crops." The old lady was holding a crutch and was about to hit me.

Seeing that the situation was not good, I endured the pain in my legs, and when I saw that the old lady was going to come with a second stick, I grabbed the zucchini seedlings next to me and turned over and got out of the dirt pit, and the old lady's crutches were empty. The crutch had made a deep pit on the ground, and the old lady's strength was almost equal to mine.

"Fuck off, be careful that my old woman is taking your life."

"Hey, old woman, you"

"You, you, you, what are you, playing tricks in my house." The old woman pointed her crutch at me and pressed on it step by step.

I sat on the ground with my hands on the ground, the old woman took a step forward, and I rubbed my hands and feet back at the same time. Behind me were vegetable seedlings, and there was no way to retreat, so the old woman put down her crutches and lit the dirt pit, "Fill it in for me." ”

I looked at the old lady on the ground in a daze, and the old lady flicked my leg with her cane, "Do you want another stick?" ”

Seeing that the old lady was about to raise her crutches, I immediately stood up, took a shovel, and filled the pit I threw out, I looked sideways at the second floor, Niu Fat and Lao Dao were not in front of the window on the second floor, and the two sneaky figures downstairs walked towards the old lady's house.

Niu Fat smiled at me and asked me to stabilize the old lady, who hit my shovel with her crutches, "Grind and chirp, you are young, you can't do anything, hurry up." ”

"Oh, oh, let's do it." I shoveled a shovel of dirt and threw it into the pit.

Half-buried in the soil, the old lady stopped me and said, "Go and bring a bucket of water." ”

"Water? What for? ”

"Go."

I scrambled to the water tank and carried a bucket of water in front of the old lady.

"Pour it in." The old lady commanded me.

Listen to the old lady, pour water into it, there is loess under the soil layer, it is even more difficult for us to dig it out, plus an old lady to guard it, no! When we look at the old lady, what are Niu Fat and Lao Dao doing?

Lao Dao and Niu Fat were still in the old lady's house, and I had to drag the old lady, and the old lady was very attentive to the contents of the pit, so I carried a bucket of water and poured it into the pit, and stirred it with a shovel.

The old lady followed with another stick, "Stinky boy, don't play tricks, hurry up and fill it in." ”

"Isn't that trying to be a little more realistic?" I picked up my shovel and scooped up the dirt, and out of the corner of my eye glanced at the old lady's house. These two people don't know how to hurry up, my brother has been filling in the soil here for a longer time than digging.

The old lady's room poked out a cow's head, and when I saw that the old lady was directing me to work, the two of them quietly walked into the hall and went up to the second floor, and when I saw two people going up to the second floor, I hurriedly filled in the soil and threw the shovel aside.

"Is the old lady still satisfied?"

The old lady stepped on the pit filled with earth with her cane, "Porcelain." Nodding in satisfaction, he pointed to the zucchini that I dug up, "You have to accompany this." ”

"This, old lady, how can you let me accompany you?" I jumped to my feet and screamed.

The old lady did the math with her hands, then looked up at me. "I don't want you more, just fifty yuan."

Rub, don't make money, lose money. "Old lady, your seedling is worth fifty, and it hasn't grown a melon yet." I picked up the melon seedlings.

"In the future, I will grow, do you know how many melons are in this seedling? Plus the labor of watering and fertilizing, fertilizer, and the melon money in the future, not much, forty-five, you do the math yourself. The old lady pinched her fingers and calculated.

"Stop, old woman, if you say so, we'll have to do the math. The Taoist chief looks at feng shui, and each person is a hundred yuan. I'll do the math! There are three of us, that's three hundred, including charms, cheaper. Fifty-one according to you. ”