"Boss...... That's, that's a gun! "

"Nonsense...... Hero, I didn't see it, no, no, no, I don't know gold and jade, I look at the rivers and lakes......"

"Don't get out of here!" As soon as I turned around, the man pointed a gun at another ruffian, and I saw that he was ...... How could it be him. It's already the middle of the night, and the people on the street seem to be resting, so do you start the night walk of the hundred ghosts?

"Woooooooooo......oo You're trying to scare me to death! As soon as the little ruffian left, Yue Shiyin ran over to the man and cried like a tearful person.

"Don't, don't...... Stop your flooding, I can't swim......" the man sighed, "I've been sighing too much lately, and I've been crying with girls lately." What can I do about this, it will grow old before I get old! “

Yue Shiyin stopped her tears and stretched out her hand to him, and he asked puzzledly, "What are you doing?" I didn't have any money with me. "

"I asked you for tissues!"

"I ...... No! "

"Then wipe me with your clothes!" After Yue Shiyin finished speaking, his face rubbed against his shirt,

"That...... Sister, do you know that my shirt is hard to wash! "

"It's wordy! It's a big deal, I'll pay you a piece! Yue Shiyin raised her head, her eyes were like rabbits, "Look at what!" If you dare to call me ugly brother, you'll be finished! After speaking, he wiped his nose with Yue Wenbin's shirt: "Anyway, the family property will be compensated to you, I mean, you can always use my share in the future." So, let me take advantage of it a little more! "

That's right, the man who suddenly appeared as a hero to save the beauty was Yue Wenbin, who couldn't see anyone alive or dead. His face suddenly turned red. Obviously at a loss, he actually looked at me: "Classmate Shen, I made you laugh." This sister of mine is too clingy! ”

Or every sister in the world wants to have an older brother who can rely on wiping her tears, and every brother doesn't want her sister to shed tears, but if she really cries, let him rely on him alone.

"You're not, I'm not......" I swallowed for a long time before I said, "Aren't you dead...... "Moreover, you can actually see me, so I'm not out of my body, is it schizophrenia or is everything hallucination?

Before I knew it, I burst into tears. After talking for a long time, even I didn't know what I was talking about, but Yue Wenbin understood this time, "I'm sorry, classmate Shen, although I don't want this to happen, I still involve you." But ......" Yue Wenbin sighed lightly, expressing his affection.

Yue Shiyin blushed and let go of his shirt. He stared at me for a long time before he said, "Suizuki, I'm sorry." I announced today that I have officially broken out of love, and I am in a very bad mood and have caused you trouble! I'm fine, man, don't you mind telling me where you live? "

I'd like to say I'd like to walk around and see for myself...... I don't know how to explain the initial change in my body, but I want to know who Yue Wenbin is in front of me...... I can't feel the human magnetic field in him at all!

Yue Wenbin's residence is very simple, it is actually in the back kitchen of the "Drunken Life and Dream Death" bar, Yue Shiyin probably thinks it is normal, but I feel weird everywhere. There are two stoves in total, one large and one small, both of which are burning brightly. But Yue Wenbin, who had changed into a helper's clothes, was still throwing the firewood into the stove in small pieces, his face was covered with fine beads of sweat, his face was red with sparks, and his eyes were shining with joy, just like a farmer seeing the golden waves of rice in a rice field.

"What is he doing?" I asked Yue Shiyin softly. I was sitting groggy just now, and for some reason, I actually fell asleep in the car. So I wondered if the helpers here were so poorly treated that they had to work overtime without sleeping in the middle of the night, but the bar had long since closed, who would choose to come here to cook and eat?

Yue Shiyin hasn't answered me yet. When Yue Wenbin heard my voice, he raised his head, his eyes lit up, and he said excitedly: "Ho, Shui Yue, are you hungry?" But it's not cooked yet. "

"What are you cooking?" I approached him as I spoke.

"This bar is ready to turn to the local style route, it is said that it is part of Longtan Township to explore traditional culture and develop tourism resources, one of the gains of my invisibility here, is that he has become a gourmand after a long illness, which is one of the "eight treasures of the Han Dynasty" "Cannon Dolphin". Yue Wenbin made a salivating expression, "In ancient times, there was a shortage of materials and low productivity, but the superior of the feudal era of the family is a real model of poverty and luxury.

Even now, people can't imagine how hierarchical it was in ancient times. The rich have no place to stand in the world, and the poor have no place to stand. Even in the feudal society where ordinary people don't know the taste of meat, the banquet of the Son of Heaven will wash and peel the piglet that is a few months old, first stuff the fruit and jujube into the pig's belly, and then wrap the outside of the pig with wet mud, roast the mud ball with a fire, remove the dry mud and take out the pork that has been fragrant in the dumpling, paste the whole body of the pig that has lost with fine white rice flour, fry the whole pig in oil, cut it into slices, match it as a condiment, stack the meat in the small ding one by one, and then put the small ding in the big wok ding. The Dading is stewed for three days and three nights in a row, and then seasoned and eaten after the pot is raised -- this is a "delicacy" that can be "eaten". In short, it's fragrant and delicious. "

The smell of meat overflowed, and I took a few quick sips greedily, and my stomach immediately responded to the call, screaming restlessly and cooing......

"Huh." Yue Wenbin looked at me, "I heard your stomach scream, you must be very hungry." Now the process can't be completely retro, that is, much simplified. This should be almost done. I put a lot of honey on it, and it's very fragrant, oh, by the way, let's have a pork knuckle. As he spoke, he grabbed a tongs from the stove next to him and fiddled with it repeatedly. I was close, but I could only see a corner of the stove, and in it stood a small iron grill, on which something was faintly baked, and it looked golden.

"Alright. My cannon dolphin is fine. Yue Wenbin shouted happily and took out tongs from the big stove and sent them to me. You smell it, isn't it very fragrant? "

A rich smell of barbecue rushed to the nose with the heat, and something yellow shook in front of me. I looked closely, and my hair stood on end.

It was Yue Ziji's beaver rat, his body had stiffened, and his blood had long since dried up, and it could be seen that he had been dead for a long time, but because of the cooking method, he still had his original appearance. Its eyes seemed to be full of resentment, its mouth was sealed with black tape, and its limbs were bound with hemp rope, which made it lose all ability to resist. But the most terrifying thing was that I witnessed its death - it was cut open with a knife and its internal organs flowed all over the ground! Why is it here?

"Ah......h

"What's wrong? What's wrong? Is my cannon dolphin bad? Yue Wenbin hurriedly stood up, showed a dazed and anxious look, and handed the "pork knuckle" to me again.

"One side is very fragrant. I heard Yue Shiyin say, as if blinded by my frightened expression, I brought the "pork knuckle" in front of me, looked left and right, and muttered, "What's wrong?" What's wrong? Are you vegan? "

I resisted the nausea and fear in my heart, tried to pretend to be an understatement, and said, "It's okay, maybe I don't like to eat pork knuckle." "

Yue Wenbin's expression was pleased, obviously believing it, "It's a pity." "He stuck out his tongue and licked the 'pig's knuckle,' actually in the face of the beaver rat...... The gluttonous couldn't hold back any longer, took a big bite, chewed loudly, and exclaimed, "It's delicious, it's delicious, it's delicious." Then he handed it to Yue Shiyin, and said with an earnest face, "You can take a bite too." Yue Shiyin tasted it happily, praised it, and handed it to me...... One hind leg.

Seeing this, a stream of sour water rushed up my throat, and I was shocked, and I wanted to stumble out of the kitchen immediately, but I still smiled reluctantly, politely, just like a guest politely declining the host's kindness. "No, you're welcome, I'm still full in my stomach. You use it slowly, it doesn't bother you. "

Watching him feast, Yue Shiyin walked quickly to the kitchen, standing beside me who was crawling weakly on the table of the Eight Immortals outside, watching me endure the torture of retching in great pain. Whispered, "You see." ”

"As soon as I said one word, my stomach twitched again, and the rest of ......the words could not come out."

"Ugh." Yue Shiyin sighed, "Yue Wenbin...... He's crazy. "

"Crazy?" I glanced back at the kitchen in surprise and couldn't see Yue Wenbin, but I could hear him humming softly, very happy and happy.

"He's crazy, and our relationship has always been bad, so I knew from the beginning that he regarded me Yue Shiyin as someone."

"But, he wasn't good just now, why did he go crazy after a while?"

"So many things have happened to the Yue family, you can see yourself clearly in the past. I saw my loved ones clearly. Yue Wenbin was obviously dead, but he stood in front of us well. Or maybe we're all affected by this vortex, even if the next moment I'm crazy, it's not weird. Yue Shiyin's voice was low and helpless, as if she had suddenly become stronger, "I don't know what will happen next." "

This reminds me that if you stay here longer, the danger will increase a lot. Thinking that the pet that had become a "cannon dolphin" and that such bad luck might befall me at any time, I stood up straight and said firmly, "We're going to get out of here, the sooner the better." "

"How do you leave?"

I thought about it, and when I realized that I couldn't escape, I stopped being scared and my head became nimble. "Window." My eyes lit up with excitement, "We can jump out of the window and get out of here." "

"That's right. Why didn't you think of it just now? Yue Shiyin took my hand, "Let's go, we'll leave right away." "

"Then, what about Yue Wenbin?" I glanced back at the kitchen, the door was closed, and I could faintly hear him singing.

"We can't take a madman with us, and a dangerous madman." Yue Shiyin said decisively, "When we leave here, let's bring some people to find my brother again." "

She is so ruthless...... Is it because of the Yue family, or is it because the people here are like this?

In an instant, anger rushed through my head, and most of my previous fears subsided. I walked through the back kitchen with heavy steps, the floor creaking with a clatter, and my legs and feet kicked into some small household items, making a small noise. However, I didn't shy away from it, but I stepped harder, and now I just want to wake everyone up. With a snap, I turned on the light, and a piercing white light poured down from the ceiling of the back kitchen.

My eyes narrowed uncomfortably at the flash of the bright light. All the noise was swallowed up by silence in an instant, leaving no trace, and no one came to the back kitchen because of the noise. I don't know when, Yue Shiyin's footsteps disappeared along with me.

I couldn't bear it anymore and shouted loudly: "Come out, Yue Shiyin, Yue Wenbin, come out quickly, tell me quickly, what the hell is this place?" "

The huge back kitchen turned my voice back, hitting my eardrums continuously. In the midst of this lingering echo, there was a chuckle, a smug chuckle, sharp and abrupt, that pierced my eardrums. A sentence flashed through my consciousness at the same time: Do you understand my fear now?

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When I opened my eyes, the room was dimly lit, and it took me a long time to see clearly: a fat, balloon-like man sitting across from me.

The fat pig saw me sit up and said, "Hello, classmate Shen! ”

Lately, very few people have called me by my name, and I feel awkward myself: "You might as well call me by my name." ”

"Okay, Mr. Shen, refresh! You must be eager to meet your companions, right? ”

"Of course! Where is Yue Shiyin? ”

"Don't worry," the fat pig laughed ugly: "If you want to see Yue Shiyin, we have conditions." ”

"What conditions? How much do you want? I'm a poor student, you just ask Mrs. Yue okay. ”

"No money, our conditions are actually very simple - please join us."

"Who are you? Why did you want me to join, and kidnap us? "I feel a little confused.

"We are the unloading wrestlers of the Demolition Gate." The fat pig was still smiling.

It turned out to be from the Blood Spirit Gate. I haven't heard of it, but I think it's not a good way to go.

"Do you think you're from martial arts or infinite space?" I asked sarcastically.

"You misunderstood, it's not the blood spirit, it's the unloading of mountains and mountains." Fat pigs seem to be proud. Tsai carefully explained to me, "There are many things in the world that rise and fall, and if they are born, they will die." However, from ancient times to the present, when it comes to robbers and thieves, in the eyes of the world, they have always been gangsters who should be killed with a thousand knives and cut by ten thousand knives, which is a very corrupt notoriety. From thieves to pickpockets, it has been circulated for nearly 2,000 years, but when it comes to detail, it is nothing more than the success and defeat of kings, courtiers and sons of heaven, farmers and industrialists, in those 360 lines, from top to bottom, which place has not lost all conscience and used deceptive means to commit treachery and deceit? The great theft of the country, the theft of the wait, led to many strange things that are unique in ancient and modern times. Only the lowest of them stole gold and silver. I don't know the saying that "thieves have a way". There has always been no shortage of heroes and heroes who really make profits in the green forest association and do the work of sharing the spoils and gathering righteousness, and they are used to doing some careers that are difficult for ordinary people to think about, which is not comparable to the sidelines. The most famous of the green forest thieves is none other than the unloading bandits.

There is a way to have a seal on the hill, a charm to touch the gold, a technique to move the mountain, and a nail to unload the mountain. Although the world's hair hills, touching gold, moving mountains, and unloading mountains, although their skills are far apart, they are all craftsmen with the same destination, which is not comparable to ordinary arts. Hair hills, touching gold is an official thief, and moving mountains is the flow of Taoism. My ancestor was taught by a different person in the Han Dynasty, respecting the overlord of Western Chu as the ancestor, and inheriting the powerful method, so the people of the Jieling Gate are mostly athletic and proficient in equipment, so they are called wrestlers. Later, it merges with the green forest and red eyebrows, or scatters the world, or gathers the Wuthering Mountains, between the green forest and digging the hills, between the two kinds of livelihood, whenever there are ancient tombs and huge mounds, they will swarm up, excavate the corpses, destroy the corpses and flat hills, loot the treasures, there is nothing left, and there are many Han emperor tombs excavated. When the tomb could not be found, the leader passed down the armor plate, following the actions of the Red Eyebrow Rebels in the past, gathering the mountains and forests to rob the rich and help the poor, and also preparing military salaries for the unveiling. Try to look at the history of various dynasties, there are indispensable secrets of the heroes of the Jieling Mountains and the Doufa Tomb. If it is said that it will come out, those thrilling and dangerous whereabouts are not inferior to the deeds of the founding king......".

According to the fat pig and my own understanding, "Xieling Lux" began in the turbulent times of the Qin and Han dynasties, flourished in the Tang and Song dynasties, declined in the Ming and Qing dynasties, and in the founding period of the country, because of hostility to the new dynasty regime, helped the previous dynasty to destroy the feng shui of the ancestral tomb of the great leader, and ruined the luck of the new dynasty. In the end, several attached tombs were destroyed, and thus formed a feud with the new dynasty, when the new dynasty occupied the world, it issued a great order, persecution of these geniuses, comprehensive revenge, and the talents of the Lingmen disappeared together with the eight gates of the rivers and lakes who were also rats crossing the street. Later, the people of Xieling Menmen faded out of the Central Plains, and were mostly active in Southeast Asia, Outer Mongolia and Siberia, Central Asia, North Africa and Europe. They have also been traced. It was not until today that it was opened and invigorated, and the descendants of this tomb robbery group made a comeback, and they continued to violate the law and discipline like a fish in water, and because of this, the Xieling Lux is the most secretive of his identity, and although his wife and children are not from his own door, he will not tell his identity. They will do everything possible to jeopardize their way of making money. The trail is similar to that of traditional tomb robbers. But it also does not despise modern scientific and technological products, especially weapons.

Just as the fat pigs are talking about how they keep pace with the times, for example, in the past, in order to maintain the sensitivity of the nose, they avoided smoking, alcohol, and spicy things. So that if you use an iron drill to drive into the ground, after pulling it out, take your nose to smell the various smells brought by the iron drill from the underground soil, and also exercise the feel when beating the soil, the ground is empty, or there is wood, masonry, these feelings must be different. Now, most of their middle-level cadres are quite interested in contemporary scientific theories, and some science and technology departments are committed to combining traditional theories with scientific theories, and occasionally produce cross-border products.

That's when I interrupted him: "Really? Aren't you still tomb robbers? ”

"This ......," the fat pig hesitated and said, "Forget it!" ”

"What do you mean?" I'm a little curious.

"You don't have to ask any more questions." The fat pig became serious: "You said directly, join or not join us to do the right thing for heaven and thief?" ”

"The problem is that I don't believe in any ideals. Did I say it makes sense to join? ”

"All you have to do is agree to join and follow our command."

"Under your command?" I became alarmed: "Do you want me to be a thief?" ”

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