Chapter 263: Are You a Furnace Spirit?
"Why are you looking at Lao Tzu with such a hellish expression, haven't you seen the uncle? Bumpkin. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info "In front of Zhang Jun, he is actually a three-inch villain, but it is said to be a person, but it is better to say that it is a stove.
The silver fat belly is imprinted with the auspicious mark of the dragon and phoenix, and the ears of the furnace mouth are drooped, and the strange gems are inlaid on it.
It's just that this stove can be said to be able to jump at the moment, the mouth of the stove is the mouth, and the top of the stove is the face, just like a villain, it looks honest and cute, but it smells of bandits.
Zhang Jun narrowed his eyes and looked at the treasure furnace in front of him, those who are familiar with Zhang Jun know that as long as Zhang Jun narrows his eyes, he may not know who he is calculating.
I've been in for so long, and I finally saw a living thing, or a treasure furnace, how do you look at this guy is not a broken copper and iron, he can say that he can jump, he is definitely a baby.
However, the treasure furnace was very vigilant, and when he saw Zhang Jun approaching cautiously, he immediately took three steps back and said, "I'll tell you, don't pay attention to the uncle, the uncle is ............ Alas, alas! Let go, let go, if you don't let go, Lao Tzu is going to be mad, let me tell you, Lao Tzu is mad, Lao Tzu himself is afraid. ”
It's a pity that Zhang Jun didn't pay attention to him at all, took the treasure furnace in his hand and looked left and right, twisted the spout, and found that it couldn't be opened, so he couldn't help frowning: "Tell me what you are first?" ”
"****, Lao Tzu is not a thing, phew! Lao Tzu is a thing! Phew! Lao Tzu, I am an innate treasure, the nine-day sun and moon Qiankun furnace, known as the empty and wonderful hand. Fang Su'er looked arrogant and proud, and he couldn't wait for that megaphone to roar again.
Zhang Jun raised his eyebrows, nodded, seemed to understand the identity of Fang Su'er, and said to himself: "It turned out to be a furnace spirit." ”
Hearing the three words of the furnace essence, Fang Su'er was stunned for a moment, and then screamed: "You are the furnace essence, your whole family is the furnace essence, I %*¥¥%#&%%¥........."
Su Er crossed his hands on his hips, pointed at Zhang Jun's nose and kept scolding, but unfortunately his ability to scold people looked a little cute in front of Zhang Jun.
Zhang Jun was also interested, wanting to know what Fang Su'er was, so he asked, "Aren't you a stove?" So what can you do? Alchemy? ”
"Phew, you are a furnace, let me tell you, Lao Tzu's skills are great, heaven and earth, nine heavenly gods and Buddhas, who doesn't know my ability to be empty-handed, alchemy? You're really blind, listen up. ”
Fang Su'er tried to straighten his chest and sang loudly: "There is a spiritual Qiankun furnace in the congenital nature, cultivation and chaos do not count the years, read thousands of ways in the world, step on the sky like waiting for leisure, the gossip furnace contains the golden pill, only I can taste it first." ”
Zhang Jun was stunned for a moment, he understood it, this thing is a thief, and he shamelessly made up a poem for himself, when a thief is still so arrogant, isn't this product really afraid of going out and being killed?
"Hmph, understood, you put me down quickly, otherwise I will anger the immortal later, be careful that the immortal casts the Nine Heavens Divine Power and destroys you!" Seeing Zhang Jun's stunned expression, he thought that he was frightened by his prestige, and he looked proud and wanted to ask Zhang Jun to kneel down for him and make amends immediately, and hand over all the treasures in his hands.
It's a pity that Su'er's words can also coax ordinary people who have never seen the world, and when they encounter an old fritter like Zhang Jun, they will first report their own lows to Zhang Jun in a few words.
Zhang Jun didn't talk nonsense, he slapped it over, and the girl who hit it screamed, Zhang Jun's slap didn't have much strength, but when it hit Su'er, this thing shouted so hard, as if Zhang Jun was going to kill him.
"Shut up."
Zhang Jun stopped Fang Su'er and continued to talk nonsense, and said coldly: "Don't shout, call me again to throw you into the Nine Star Disk Snake Array." ”
"You throw it, hmph, just this nine-star disk snake array, can still trap me Su'er, let me tell you, Lingxiao Hall Lao Tzu can enter and exit seven times, Taishang Laojun has eaten the Jindan Lao Tzu in the gossip furnace, just this broken formation, can you still trap me?"
Fang Su'er looked stunned, and Zhang Jun didn't know if what he said was true or not, but looking at his expression, it seemed to be more like announcing his past achievements to Zhang Jun.
Zhang Jun also has no temper with this product, Fang Su'er looks like a baby, but he looks like a hanger, no matter how he looks at it, Zhang Jun doesn't think this product is a baby.
"And what are you doing here?"
Zhang Jun said weakly, Fang Su'er was in good spirits, and after making sure that there was no third person, he said mysteriously: "Let me tell you, there is a treasure here, and it is a big treasure, how about it, do you want to cooperate, I guarantee that you will harvest a lot." ”
Zhang Jun didn't take it to heart, but asked with a smile: "Oh, what baby?" ”
"Five-colored smoke cover." Fang Su'er spoke.
"Five-colored smoke cover? What is it? Seeing what Fang Su'er said, Zhang Jun was also curious, and Fang Su'er said with disgust: "You are really a dirt bun, you don't know the five-colored smoke Luo cover, the thirty-six Tiangang artifact, ranked ninth, claimed to be able to withstand the Nine Heavens Divine Tribulation, and even the real artifact, you don't even know this, it's stupid, it's stupid!" ”
Five-colored smoke cover, Zhang Jun really hasn't heard of it, but this does not hinder Zhang Jun's enthusiasm, just the word artifact is enough, and it is still ninth.
But Zhang Jun is not a fool, it is impossible for this Fang Su'er to help himself for no reason, not to mention that it is still caught in his hands now, maybe it is a scam made up by this thing in order to get out.
Immediately, Zhang Jun's eyes were cold, and he said: "I don't know about the five-colored smoke cover, but you are in my hands now, will you be so kind to help me?" Don't talk nonsense, if you want to get out of my hands, be careful that I tear you down first! ”
As he spoke, Zhang Jun grabbed a pair of pot ears at the mouth of the pot and made a gesture to tear it open, which made Fang Su'er immediately scream: "Don't don't, everyone seeks money and not life, I am a thief, empty-handed, not a thief, the kind of work without technical content that kills people and grabs treasures, Lao Tzu doesn't do it, but everyone cooperates, and I don't hide it from you, this matter is useless for me alone." ”
It turned out that, according to Fang Su'er's statement, the Five Elements Smoke Luo Cover, in the Void Spirit Realm, the spirit body had already broken away from the main body, turned into a fairy, and lived in the mountains and forests not far from here.
Fang Su'er wanted to go in and steal it several times, but the fairy watched closely, and it was not easy to go in and steal, and later he found that the fairy had to go out to bathe every few days, about two hours each time.
This time is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, but every time she leaves, she will arrange a five-colored smoke array, and once anyone approaches, they will be lost in the formation, and they can't even discern the direction.
This is not difficult for Su Su'er, after all, he has even been to Lingxiao Palace, and he has secretly eaten the pills in the Taishang Laojun Bagua Furnace, not to mention the small five-colored smoke array.
It's just that after he sneaked in twice, he found that with his skills, he could only make a hole in the five-colored smoke array, but if he went in, without his continued support, he would be trapped inside, which was the most tricky problem.
He couldn't do it with two minds, he couldn't try it a few times, he could only come out with a bitter face, it was also luck, he came out and ran into Zhang Jun directly, and then he reborn the idea, he wanted to find Zhang Jun to cooperate, he came to maintain the entrance and exit, and let Zhang Jun go in to steal the baby.
"How about it, don't say uncle, I don't take care of you, I stole the baby, I just need the Qingqing Pill in the five-color smoke Luo cover, you give me the Qing Qing Dan, and the five-color smoke Luo cover belongs to you." Fang Su'er spoke.
Zhang Jun narrowed his eyes and said: "But if I take the Five Elements Smoke Luo Cover, what should I do if the fairy chases and kills it, besides, you also said that the fairy is the instrument spirit of the Five Elements Smoke Luo Cover, and there is no instrument spirit, I will hold the Five Elements Smoke Luo Cover empty, so that I can make it?" ”
"Hey, I've really been in blood mold for eight lifetimes, how did I touch your elm head, you took her body, she can only treat you as the master, helpless, even a machine spirit makes you fearful, how can you achieve great things." Fang Su'er said with a distressed look.
Although Fang Su'er said the righteousness and awe-inspiring, with a look of rotten wood that cannot be carved, but his obscene eyes, as well as the unnatural contraction of his fingers, and the hidden nervousness under the exaggerated expression, how could it be full of Zhang Jun's vicious eyes, Zhang Jun knew at a glance that this guy must not be telling the truth, at least half of it is a lie.
However, Zhang Jun is very excited, he is rich and dangerous, and the artifact is in the ninth place, although he doesn't know whether it is high or low compared to the artifact in the hand of the emperor, but it is definitely a good treasure, so he missed it in vain, Zhang Jun is afraid that he will regret it in the future.
"Okay, I did it, listen to you, what you say, do what you say." Zhang Jun gritted his teeth, with a look of determination, and let go of Fang Su'er.
When Su Su'er saw this, he immediately jumped on Zhang Jun's shoulder and laughed: "That's right, follow the uncle, and ensure your kid's good luck." ”
After Su Su'er finished speaking, he sneered obscenely in his heart: "Infinite Tianzun, the so-called Dead Dao Friend Immortal Poor Dao, brother, you will ask for more blessings when the time comes, anyway, I didn't lie to you, get the five-colored Yan Luo Cover, it is indeed the master of the Yan Luo Fairy, but the premise is that you have to lower her." ”
Zhang Jun looked like an obedient baby, but he was also careful to be wary of Fang Su'er in his heart, if the situation was not right, he would grab this kid back as soon as possible, and then it would be a round and flat rub, and it was not all a matter of his words.
The two looked at each other, saw that the other party was looking at themselves, and was stunned for a moment, and then showed a sincere and sincere smile on their faces, haha smiled, the two sides looked separated, and they hated each other.
With Fang Su'er to guide the way, Zhang Jun was much more relaxed next, and the two chatted while walking, testing each other, and groping each other's details.
Suddenly, Fang Su'er made a silent gesture and quietly pointed to the way ahead, Zhang Jun couldn't help frowning when he saw it, and was secretly surprised in his heart. (To be continued.) )