Yes! Although I don't eat, but you are human, you have to eat! Xiaoyu said, walked into the kitchen, and brought out a plate of dishes from it: "Eat!" Today is sweet and sour pork rib bun that you are satisfied with! ”

Thank you! I'm going to Guangdong tomorrow? Do you want to come with me? While eating, he talked about important things, now that Xiaoyu is a zombie, I am not afraid to take her on an adventure, so as to exercise her ability by the way, otherwise I will go out to hunt ghosts in the future, and if she is threatened by other ghosts, then I will have no choice.

Hearing that I was going to Guangdong, Xiaoyu was also very excited, and said to me: "Of course you want to go, every time you go outside, you take me with you, let me see I don't know how much knowledge, other people's men, don't let his wife go where there is danger, you are just the opposite, the more dangerous you are, the more you want me to accompany you!" ”

"So what, who called you my zombie wife?"

"Hehe, 3 years ago, you were transformed back into a human by the Jizo King Bodhisattva, and I wanted her to help me at the beginning, but she said that she could only help one person, so I became like this!"

It turns out that there is such a thing, if Xiaoyu doesn't say it, I really don't know? After eating, we took a bath and went to bed, and tomorrow we will go to Bitkar Church to look for the cross of Jesus that the master and Jizo King Bodhisattva had instructed me. Early the next morning, this zombie Huang Xiaoyu woke me up, saying that breakfast and luggage had been prepared, as long as we got it done, we were going to church, I wiped my eyes, pouted and saw that the time was only more than 6 o'clock, and woke me up, the zombie really didn't have to sleep There is no way I still wake up, fortunately I went to bed early last night, otherwise this time I would have to go out to church with a black circle.

After freshening up, eating or something was done quickly, and Xiaoyu and Xiaoyu also came to a common bath before going out in the morning, this is because taking a bath during the day can increase blood circulation, with a good mood, I used the power of Wang Fuxi to transfer Xiaoyu to the location of the Bitkal Church last time, she said that I didn't see a night and actually had a new power, asked me what was going on, I replied that she didn't have anything, and the ability to transfer this space had already been learned, but it had not been used.

Fortunately, although Xiaoyu is a zombie now, her IQ has not changed, and she believes it when I say this, so we want to enter the church directly, but the current Bitkar Church is no longer the zombie castle it used to be, and there are many people here who are worshipping? If you want to find the cross of Jesus, you have to wait until the service is over, and ask the priest of the church, because this is someone else's place, and we can't go in and leave if we like like to go in as before.

In order to respect the priests here for worship, we also participated in this ceremony, and read the Bible here with those believers in a serious way, but we don't understand a word of it, but we are all about to use Westerners' exorcism, and now we can't even read a Bible, and we don't know how to face our Lord Jesus in the future. However, Jizo King Bodhisattva and Master will definitely take care of me, and I am even more happy to participate in this prayer when I think of this.

I know that this service is from Catholicism, because only Catholic services have Holy Communion Scriptures, and after the service is over, only Xiaoyu and I are still standing in the same place, because we are going to see this priest later, and if we want to find the cross of Jesus, we will see him, I hope he is not an unfriendly person!

When the priest saw that we were still reluctant to leave at the end of the service, he asked the other missionaries to leave for a while, and then he said to us, "What are you still doing here?" The service is over, oh yes! How come I have never seen you, are you new here? ”

"Yes! I've heard from others that the worship services that come to your place are very formal, and they are also the most devout in Guangdong, so I want to pay a visit! I don't know what Xiaoyu thinks, she can say such a happy thing, the priest couldn't help but laugh when he heard her say this: "Hehe, what you said is a bit exaggerated, we are just a small French church here, have you been here before?" ”

I had to answer this question, because Xiaoyu was not here at that time, only Jinghui and Yuxuan were with me, so I replied, "I was here at the time, Father, you should also know about the zombie scare in Guangdong!" I can tell you that we're here for this today! ”

"Oh, are you guys from BSAA? I've heard that the organization is dedicated to fighting zombies, and it's on a huge scale right now, and there are basically people from their organization all over the world! ”

"Yes, but what about BSAA now that it's as good as it was three years ago? The powerful people have retired, and now the zombies in the world are much smaller, but one of the culprits of this incident is still alive in this world! ”

When the priest heard me say this, he quickly showed a look of surprise: "Really? So what do you want to do? This time you're here for a mission? ”

"Is it a mission that we can't tell you, of course it's confidential, we just want to know if you have the cross of Jesus here?" It's better to be a person and get straight to the point, and I don't think the priest likes to beat around the bush, so it's better to say it directly, everyone understands the meaning, and it is most practical to solve things quickly.

"You mean the cross of Jesus, that thing was used to fight against the Western demon Satan, how do you find him, this treasure is indeed here, but it is hidden in the basement of the church, if you want to get it, you have to find it yourself, you know, there is no free lunch in the world!"

I nodded, how could I not know such a simple truth? So he asked him, "Since it is here, when can we go and get it?" ”

"Don't be anxious, I said the cross was here, but you didn't tell me why you wanted him, was it just to deal with a zombie? But I sense that one of you is a zombie! ”

Of course, what the priest said was Huang Xiaoyu next to me, and I was not afraid to tell him frankly: "That's right, the girl next to me is also a zombie, but she is now living by eating expired blood from the hospital, I think you should know that sometimes people are more terrible than zombies, because the human heart is unpredictable!" ”

"Hehe, it's so unpredictable, if it weren't for you, I would have taken this zombie away a long time ago!"

Xiaoyu immediately became angry when she heard that someone wanted to accept her, "You don't have the ability to accept me at all, I'm a yellow-eyed zombie is the third in the zombie level, just you, a priest, can accept me as beautiful as you want!" "Saying that Bi Xiaoyu still sticks out his tongue and looks like a naughty ghost, I seem to have found one thing that is that although Xiaoyu is gentle and cute, she sometimes becomes a little willful after becoming a zombie, and she has learned to be naughty.

"You!" The priest was almost blown up by Xiaoyu's appearance, but fortunately I quickly interjected and finished the fight: "Xiaoyu don't say it, although this priest has average ability, he is also the master of this church, we must venerable him!" ”

"Hmph, you're not bad!" As soon as the priest finished speaking, he thought that something was wrong, and hurriedly scolded: "You just said that my ability is average, so do you have the courage to fight with me?" ”

Fighting with you? I have the impression that Westerners should use salt to exorcise spirits, because salt is considered pure and square in the West, will he use salt to attack us later? Since I can't let him see the jokes of our Chinese Taoism, I have no choice but to agree to his request, and Lao Tzu is now the king of Fuxi, are you still afraid of the power of an ordinary person?

Saying that, I nodded, made a very formal gesture and asked Xiaoyu to walk away, the priest didn't say a word, but took out a bottle from his trouser pocket and opened it and threw it at me, how could I not know what it was when I saw it? That's black dog blood,! I immediately retreated behind me, but I remembered that I was not a zombie anymore and was afraid of the blood of the black dog with wool, so I calmed down again, and used the Houyi bow of the king of men, and shot out with both hands as soon as I pulled a bow and arrow, and the priest did not dodge but after holding my arrow, the whole person kept rushing behind him, knocking down the seats and altars behind him, and was forced into the wall to open a hole that was not too small.

"That's amazing!" The priest wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, and then glared at me in surprise: "Who are you?" Why do you have a Houyi Bow? ”

"It doesn't matter who I am, the important thing is that you've lost and can you tell us how to find the basement of the church?"

When I had finished speaking, the priest was convinced, and I added, "That was just an arrow I shot with my mind, or you would have died!" When the priest heard this, his hands trembled violently, and he didn't dare to say anything anymore, he showed us a way and disappeared in front of us, I thought to myself that this guy would also be able to transfer space, but it can't be as awesome as me, he can cross several provinces!

Mei Zizi thought, Xiaoyu and I found the way to the basement, but there was a fire in front of this place that had almost been extinguished, and there was a door in front of it with a circle in the middle, I don't know how to open it, at this moment the priest appeared from behind us again, Xiaoyu didn't expect to be startled and hurriedly scolded him: "Father Death, Smelly Priest, why do you walk without a sound?" ”

"I didn't walk, I appeared suddenly, of course there was no sound, do you want to enter the Cross Sanctuary, not yet, because the fire of desire (hope) in front of this is very weak, unless you gather 999 people full of desire (hope), because desire (hope) is originally slowly piled up from the accumulation of thoughts, and then transfer their thoughts to this fire of desire (hope), let it burn anew, so that the door will open automatically, if you don't do this, don't try to open the door without permission, Otherwise, you will suffer! ”

Xiaoyu didn't believe it, snorted and showed the zombie teeth and rushed directly to the gate, who knew that before it reached the front, it was blocked back by an invisible force, and it was bounced away, and the whole person was hit hard and fell to the ground and shed zombie blood, fortunately she was a zombie, otherwise she would have to go to the underworld to get a train ticket.

Seeing that she was injured, I immediately squatted on the ground and used the hedgehog fairy's compass to help her heal, and then the compass suddenly turned and pointed to the front of the gate, and I looked up and asked the priest what was the matter? He interrupted me without waiting for me to finish, "You don't know that there is a Xuanshen Barrier in front of the gate of this holy realm, and it must be broken with the fire of desire (hope), so you must find these 999 people who are full of desire (hope)!" ”

"Damn! How do you find so many people? Can't you do it? "This is a big project, that's not 9 people, but 999, it can be said that we may not be able to complete it in a lifetime, what should we do? I sighed, but the priest reminded us: "What is the fastest thing in the world right now?" And what is the most widespread area, think for yourself! ”

After saying that, that guy is gone again, we meditate hard, and after a long time, we still don't think of a reason, what is the fastest spread? And what is the widest area, hey! What the hell is it?

On the way, we suddenly saw everyone playing with their mobile phones, and suddenly the two of them suddenly opened up, so they raised their index fingers to each other's noses and said: "In this world, the fastest transmission speed and the widest area should be the Internet!" ”

Oh, yes! Now we surf the Internet on the mobile phone and computer every day, if we go to the Internet to find these 999 people who are full of desire (hope), this should be very fast, after having a method, we plan to rent a room with two computers first, and then work here for a long time, after planning we found a house not far from the church, rented a double room, although it is a double but we sleep together, and then of course it is to use the computer network to find these 999 people who are full of desire (hope) to rekindle the fire of thought. When I was in college, I would have been happy to use the Internet on the computer every day, but now that I have grown up, I have a lot of things to do, how can I still play like I used to? Now Xiaoyu and I have installed I don't know how many social chat software at once, and those people in the same city or other places have started chatting, adding thousands of friends a day, but there are not many people who can chat, this situation Xiaoyu is a little better, I basically chatted a few words and was cursed by those netizens, saying that I am not too boring, how to always count these boring things.

This book comes from reading books