Chapter 122: Wonderful Performance
Gao Tian dodged into the Tan Mansion, stood behind the pillars, and watched Mao Shanming's wonderful performance.
"Salute first, then soldiers, listen carefully! In Xiamao Mountain, entrusted by Taishan Tan million, clean up the portal! Mao Shanming grabbed a handful of paper money and sprinkled it with a look, pinching the inexplicable handprint in his hand, and chanting words in his mouth.
I saw that Mao Shanming had just nailed a Taoist talisman wearing money to the lintel, and then held two umbrellas in his hands, shouting "The tonic in the world is golden and the wind is scattered, and the paper in the underworld is oil-paper umbrella, give it to you!" He threw two umbrellas into the house.
It's a pity that there was no movement after the two umbrellas were thrown in, looking at the two umbrellas, the corners of Gao Tian's mouth raised imperceptibly.
"Hey, I've paid for paper money, I've said good things, if you don't admit your mistakes, I won't have a good time beating you at all!" Seeing that there was no movement in the room, a smile flashed in Mao Shanming's eyes, and he picked up the peach wood sword on the table and pretended to say.
"Bang!" With a bang, all the doors in the house closed automatically. Immediately, the door opened again, and the oil-paper umbrella that Mao Shanming had just thrown in was thrown back again, which frightened Tan Wan's family again and again.
"Oh, you don't know how to lift!" Seeing that the ghosts in the room didn't seem to appreciate it, Mao Shan Ming was angry and walked to the altar table. Pinching the Fa Yin in his hand, he chanted words in his mouth, and then Fa Yin pointed to the small bowl of glutinous rice on the table, and the glutinous rice in the bowl jumped up suddenly.
Gao Tian looked at Mao Shanming's wonderful performance and felt extremely tasteless. That's right, anyone who knows the process and results behind will feel bored. If it weren't for the possibility of a meritorious mission, Gao Tian would have gone straight to the village that had been attacked by horse thieves.
"Come here, I'll open your eyes!" After finishing the Fa, Mao Shanming picked up the water on the table with the grapefruit leaves that had been boiled, and sprinkled it towards the eyes of Tan Wan's family one by one, opening their eyes with the grapefruit water. Only when the Dharma eye is opened, can the naked eye see things that ordinary people can't see, such as ghosts and ghosts.
After opening the eyes of Tan Million's family, Mao Shanming withdrew the branch and looked at the room in front of him with a solemn expression, which was quite like that. Seeing this, Gao Tian couldn't help but complain: With such good acting skills, you can be an actor! Why risk your life and go around cheating!
This is also the identity of a modern person in Gaotian, and he is not a complete disciple of Maoshan. Otherwise, seeing Mao Shanming so swaggering, he would have to be dealt with in accordance with the door rules. At the very least, we have to teach him a lesson.
I saw Mao Shanming carrying a peachwood sword on his back, holding a small bowl of glutinous rice in his hand, and seemed to walk into the house cautiously, his eyes turned around in the room, and then he grabbed a handful of glutinous rice from the bowl and threw it steeply towards the void in the house.
"Bang Bang!" The sound sounded, quite like the sound of glutinous rice hitting a zombie.
It's just, when will glutinous rice, which can only deal with zombies, be able to deal with ghosts, is this obviously nonsense? Mao Shanming is also deceiving these guys who don't know anything. If you were a person who knew a little about feng shui and ghosts, he would definitely beat up Maoshan Ming, who pretended to be a ghost.
Suddenly, the glutinous rice that was thrown by Mao Shanming was in the void as if it had been thrown on something, and a sound like firecrackers came from the void, and then two ghosts wearing Qing Dynasty costumes, one large and one small, gradually appeared in the void.
Gao Tian stood outside the door, but he could see the things inside the house clearly. If he hadn't restrained the qi and blood all over his body, the little ghosts raised by Maoshan Ming, Dabao and Xiaobao, would not have been able to show up at all, and would have been dispersed by the qi and blood on Gao Tian's body.
You must know that when Gao Tian was cultivating at the third level of the day after tomorrow, the masculine qi and blood in his body could completely suppress a top-level spirit like Xiao Yu. Not to mention that the cultivation of the high heavens is now a great advance, and the two of Dabao and Xiaobao are just intermediate-level wandering souls.
(Ghosts are divided into three levels: Spirit, Ghost General, and Ghost King, and each level is divided into Beginner, Intermediate, Advanced, and Top.) As for going up, it is a ghost fairy, and it is not a ghost. )
Inside the house, in order to cheat money, Mao Shanming acted very seriously, and the two little ghosts Dabao and Xiaobao seemed to be fighting very fiercely, and the Tan family outside was all nervous.
Mao Shanming fought with Dabao Xiaobao for a while, and when he saw that the play was almost done, he left Dabao to pretend to fight with him, and let Xiaobao go out to cheat money.
Because their eyes had already opened up, seeing Xiaobao running out with his teeth and claws, Tan Million's family was suddenly frightened, trembling, and they couldn't wait for their parents to give them two more legs, and hurriedly ran towards the door.
Where can Xiaobao let them run, and chased after him with his teeth.
"Ahh Suddenly, when Xiaobao chased Gao Tian's side, as if he had been burned by something, he screamed, and immediately flew back backwards with a painful scream. Xiaobao quickly retreated behind him, looking at Gao Tian with a frightened look on his face.
Although Tan Million's family heard Xiaobao's screams, they didn't dare to turn back, and still ran towards the door.
Mao Shanming, who had just put away Dabao in the house, heard Xiaobao's screams and rushed out.
"Uncle Ming, this person is so scary, help me!" Seeing Mao Shanming come out, Xiaobao seemed to see a savior, and hurriedly rushed towards Maoshan Ming.
"What's the matter, Xiaobao, did he hit you with a magic weapon?" Mao Shanming saw that Xiaobao's body was a little thin, and his little face became more pale, thinking that he was hit by a magic weapon, and the ghost began to disperse, and he was suddenly startled.
"No, Uncle Ming, put me away quickly, this person's whole body is like a furnace, as soon as I get close to him, I feel so uncomfortable, I feel like I'm about to be roasted dry. Uncle Ming, hurry up and save me! Xiaobao looked back at Gao in horror, with a look of fear on his face.
"The whole body is like a furnace?" A suspicious look flashed in Mao Shanming's eyes, as if he had thought of something, but he was not sure.
Mao Shanming saw that Xiaobao's soul began to disperse, and if he didn't put it away quickly, he was afraid that his soul would soon be greatly damaged, and he was afraid that he wouldn't even be able to reincarnate at that time. Mao Shanming didn't dare to delay, and hurriedly opened another oil-paper umbrella and said to Xiaobao: "Okay, you come in quickly." ”
Seeing Mao Shanming open the oil-paper umbrella, Xiaobao hurriedly "swished" and got in. If you don't go back to recuperate, I'm afraid Xiaobao won't be able to support it for long.
After Mao Shanming took Xiaobao in, he thought of what Xiaobao said just now, and turned his gaze to the high sky that appeared at some point. He rolled his eyes, and said to Gao Tian: "In Xia Maoshan Ming, Maoshan disciple, dare to ask Brother Tai?" While secretly forming a magic seal, pretending to inadvertently wipe it on his eyes, a faint golden light flashed through his eyes, and he looked up at Gao Tian's body again.
(Thanks to another book buddy bookworm for the tip!) Thank you for your support! )