Heroes always have to pay a price!

I understand this, but now that Lao Tzu is a hero, he has not succeeded, and he has put his life on the line, who should I reason with in this matter? Judge Choi? Granny Meng? Or the king of Yama?

I don't know when I was in a daze, I could actually think, and I wasn't thinking about the future of my life, but thinking about who to reason with behind me.

I'm dizzy! Could it be that I'm dying a mess?

Or am I now on the path of reincarnation to Hades? Are you going to be reincarnated as a cow or a horse or a rich second-generation official? How about the little prince of the other world, the little overlord of the street? Or reborn in 1997, I buy football lottery, invest in stocks, hoard land, invest in Internet companies, etc., quack - wealth in hand, I have the world, what a beautiful future!

"Hum-" sound, only to feel that suddenly my brain swelled, and then lightened, I felt that the pressure was completely gone, and the double script could kick and quickly rush out of the water.

The sky is blue, the water is green, and the air is fresh and precious......

I'm not dead!

There is only hope in the next life, and it is the first to live well in this life.

"Boom, Boom—" The eerie laughter rang out again......

The terrible grimace brought me back to this cruel reality - the danger has not been lifted, the revolution has not yet succeeded, and the boy still has to work!

I looked warily at the shadow of the female ghost - this thing was dancing in the sun, didn't it mean that the ghost was afraid of the sun? Looking at this thing basking in the sun and lazy and lazy, full of comfortable expressions, I said that the legend is really misleading. But at that time, looking at the shadow of the dog master, it was vaguely as if it was floating away at any time, could it be that the gap between ghosts and ghosts was so big?

I was also ready to be attacked again, but to my surprise, there was no attack after this laughter, could it be that this female ghost had changed her sex and was ready to put down the butcher's knife and abandon evil and follow good? Of course, I don't dare to act rashly anymore, just stand there for the time being, and wait for the change.

Fortunately, I don't know if the female ghost also forgot to pay attention to the woman's mother-in-law, but I saw the woman's mother-in-law standing there, letting the river flow through her neck, rushing her long hair, but she didn't know it.

And the old man on the shore suddenly saw me emerge from the water again, and he was also overjoyed and shouted: "Afterlife! Come back! Come back! Dangerous! ”

I can hear it, but where do I dare to move? At this moment, I really understood the feeling of "ghosts are knives, and I am fish and meat".

Besides, even if I go back smoothly, then this woman is probably going to die, and if she falls for such a powerful female ghost and no one pays attention to it, she will definitely die.

I don't want to die, but I also don't want to watch a big living person die right in front of my eyes.

Anyway, can I still handle it?

Or maybe the female ghost was formed in the water, and had no deterrent effect on the creatures three feet from the shore, and I saw that she seemed to "look" at the old man on the shore in annoyance, but did not move, and then "looked" at me.

"Boom, Boom—" The eerie laughter rang out again......

"Humph! You stinky boy actually have merit on you? But that's so little, it's already used up just now, right? Wait for death! The female ghost actually spoke.

What's going on? How did I hear it so really? I remember listening to the dog when I heard "Niu Niu Niu", and I didn't hear the other chatter, did I make progress? Or is the female ghost cultivating too high, to the point where she can communicate with humans?

Belch! Let's take our time and take care of these irrelevant things!

Merit? It seems that it was this thing that saved me just now, it turns out that this merit is still a weapon to ward off evil spirits, but unfortunately the number is too small, and it has been squandered, but it is also worth it to exchange it for a life.

But what does this female ghost mean by that?

Wait?

Waiting to die?

Why wait?

You wait! Your whole family is waiting! I don't have time to play with you!

I cautiously took a step forward - it's all right!

The female ghost just looked at me quietly, and although I couldn't see if she had eyes, my sixth sense keenly told me that she was looking at me like a cat and a mouse, full of playfulness, intrigue and trickery.

But do I have a choice?

Knowing that there are tigers in the mountains, he prefers to go to the tiger mountains; It's a blessing or a curse, and it's a disaster that can't be avoided.

I quietly moved again, but the ghost thing still didn't respond, and I was vigilant and secretly happy......

Seeing that it was only about two meters away from the woman, I simply jumped and pounced, grabbed the woman's shoulders with lightning speed, and pulled it.

I'm dizzy!

This woman's mother-in-law is actually Deng Wugu - the woman who belongs to the big horn!

Lao Tzu worked desperately for a long time, and at one point even put his life into it, and it was actually my "enemy" who was saved?

O heaven, O earth, do not play such tricks!

With that big horned mouth, Deng Wugu is also a household name in the town, and I naturally know her. But what I really know with her is that her son Gao Dayang, who is one year lower than me, was admitted to Yenching University of Science and Technology, and when the freshmen were about to start school, she and Gao Dayang came to me, first said nonsense about what neighbors should help each other for a long time, and then praised my great achievements, and finally asked me if I could take her son to Beijing as if I remembered something inconsequential.

It's just that she must have forgotten that when I was admitted to Yan University, she said around with envy and jealousy: "What are you dragging? My son will definitely do better than him next year! My son is a top performer! It's a pity that his son, who has always been at the top of the county middle school grade, did not perform at the highest level in the college entrance examination, and was finally admitted to Yanjing Institute of Technology, and I don't know if she has any hatred for her son in her heart!

"The general can run a horse on his head, and the prime minister can hold a boat in his belly" is to describe my kind of open-mindedness, I turned a blind eye to her hypocrisy, and happily agreed to take Xiao Gaozi into Beijing regardless of previous suspicions.

It's just that I didn't think that a few months later, I was stabbed hard by this pair of strange mother and son, if it weren't for the kid's gossip and the hype of this big horn, would I have become a "scandal star" in Qingshan Town? It hurts Lao Tzu to be pointed at everywhere he goes, making irresponsible remarks, can't find a job, can't marry a wife, you are really a sin! How can you not open a brokerage company and package celebrities to earn commissions? What are you doing for free? Aren't you afraid of retribution?

Belch! Looks like retribution is coming now!

You deserve to be by a ghost!

It's good now, you still pulled me to be a cushion when you were dying, you really hurt you, damaged my reputation and killed me!

At the moment when I was stunned and complained about my belly, the situation changed abruptly-

Deng Wugu actually turned around, expressionless but suddenly hugged and clinged to me, this posture is full of legends in the thirty like a wolf, forty like a tiger fifty sitting on the ground can absorb the soil, but you are nearly fifty years old Zhu Lao Zhu is embarrassed under the dark daylight?

I was shocked as her chin pressed against my left shoulder, her hands had passed under my armpits and hugged my back, and her legs were wrapped around my thighs - this is the professional habit of Cecilia MM in "The King of Comedy"? I remember that it was a hand around the neck and legs crossed around the waist, and with your old man's physical condition, it is too far from Cecilia MM, right!?