Chapter 459: Monkey Tube Peach?
Chapter 459: The Monkey Manages the Peach?
From the strange actions of Lin Chuan and Sun Wukong against the Heavenly Court, the anger of Lao Jun and the Jade Emperor, and Lin Chuan's ban on Lin Chuan as soon as he arrived in the Heavenly Court, the Jade Emperor's ban on Lin Chuan "not to go down to earth at will", where do the Four Heavenly Kings still know Lin Chuan's embarrassing situation. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
When Lin Chuan was in the heavenly court, he not only lived in the palace of Taishang Laojun in a grand manner, but also got a large number of peaches, golden pills, and imperial wine.
But with the leakage and spread of the matter of "Lin Chuan went down to Heavenly Court", the immortals of Heavenly Court, in connection with the cause and effect, finally came to the conclusion that Lin Chuan was actually under house arrest in Heavenly Court, and Lin Chuan, who thought he was "high above", turned out to be a "prisoner" under house arrest in Heavenly Court in disguise.
Hearing this news, many Heavenly Court Immortal Families who had "had close dealings" with Lin Chuan immediately drew a line with Lin Chuan and dissociated themselves, after all, Lin Chuan's enemy, but the boss of Heavenly Court, for the sake of a friend who had not known each other for a long time, it was really not a wise choice to offend his boss.
Of course, there are still a very small number of people who still keep Lin Chuan in their hearts, and the current Four Heavenly Kings of Nantianmen is one of them...... Seeing that Lin Chuan had thrown himself into the net and returned to Heavenly Court today, the first reaction of the four of them was not to catch and arrest Lin Chuan, but to do their best to help Lin Chuan escape from the clutches of Heavenly Court.
In the eyes of the Four Heavenly Kings, Lin Chuan is certainly super strong, but how can a little golden immortal compete with the dignified Heavenly Court? Seeing the incomparably real anxious colors of the Four Heavenly Kings, even if they were as cold as Lin Chuan, they couldn't help but feel a trace of warmth.
It turns out that in the heavenly court of deceit, there are really good people who put righteousness first!
When Lin Chuan first arrived in Heavenly Court, he was indeed forced by the situation and the threat of force from the quasi-saint master Taishang Laojun, but today, Lin Chuan has already changed his appearance, not to mention the backer of Yang Mei Daxian behind Lin Chuan, just the "life-saving wicker" magic weapon on Lin Chuan's body is enough for the three giants of Heavenly Court, and they are in awe.
It is no exaggeration to say that with Lin Chuan's current hole cards and backers, even if Lin Chuan kills people and sets fire to the heavenly court, the Jade Emperor, the Queen Mother of Yaochi, and the Taishang Laojun will not dare to act rashly, after all, a supreme killing weapon that "can be sealed under the saint" is really too terrifying.
You don't see, the Lingshan Buddhism, which hates Lin Chuan to the core, has never appeared during this time, of course, this is not because the Buddha "calms things down" and is ready to reconcile with Lin Chuan, but because the Buddhism got information and knew that the "wicker treasure" in Lin Chuan's hands existed.
Heavenly Court, which has three quasi-saints, still dare not make a move, Lingshan Buddhism, if the Buddha is a quasi-saint, how dare he kill himself...... Once the Buddha recklessly makes a move, the forces of Buddhism will be frantically suppressed by the Heavenly Court for the first time.
The battle between Buddhism and Taoism is extremely ruthless!
Now that the plot of Journey to the West has begun, the masters of both sides are holding their breath and are ready to fight for the greatest interests for their own forces in the Journey to the West.
Although the general trend of the journey to the west is to eliminate the prosperity of the Buddha, but the way of heaven and earth, the earth is one, between heaven and earth, no matter what kind of disaster and danger, there is a trace of vitality, if the Taoist heavenly court can plan well, it is not possible to turn defeat into victory.
Even if Buddhism spreads in the human continent in the end, if the Taoist people work hard enough to win the crushing harvest of luck in the plot of Journey to the West, then ...... In the end, the 'infinite scenery' Buddhism did not win, and the 'hidden' heavenly court may not be considered a loss.
It's all man-made!
In the past, Lin Chuan, as a prisoner, went to Heaven!
At this moment, Lin Chuan came to Heaven in his personal name, but for the plot of "Havoc in the Heavenly Palace" not long after, he planned the layout and sought enough benefits for himself.
The two trips to the heavenly court turned out to be two completely different mentalities and purposes, and they were really created and made people, and the world was impermanent...... In the face of the earnest advice of the Four Heavenly Kings, Lin Chuan smiled slightly, but said, "It's okay, it's okay, this time I'm going to visit my old place again, presumably the Heavenly Court Jade Emperor and them won't embarrass me." ”
For Lin Chuan's confident performance, the Four Heavenly Kings naturally didn't believe it, but before the four of them could continue to speak, they saw a strange spatial fluctuation, next to the five people, suddenly diffuse and ripple......
"Oh? It turned out to be Lao Jun, I haven't seen you for a long time, but you're okay lately? Lin Chuan quietly showed a gentle smile, turned to Taishang Laojun and asked.
"Huh...... Lao Dao today's alchemy, accidentally sensed the arrival of distinguished guests, so rushed to come, the day of the little friend without saying goodbye, Lao Dao really missed the tight!! Taishang Laojun, who suddenly appeared, did not have the slightest anger, anger and other different colors, just smiled kindly.
The two exchanged a few words lightly, and they both had the heart to avoid the process of "Lin Chuan rushed out of Nantianmen, Jade Emperor Laojun and Lin Chuan, saber rattling", since they learned that Lin Chuan's super hole card was as strong as Taishang Laojun, there was nothing they could do about Lin Chuan for a while.
And Lin Chuan himself, this time he came to Heaven to usurp his luck, since Taishang Laojun intends to avoid this sensitive topic, Lin Chuan can be regarded as happy, isn't it just "kung fu"? There's nothing to lose anyway.
In this way, the two talked and laughed, completely ignoring the surrounding environment and others, if it weren't for the fact that the Four Heavenly Kings would have known about the embarrassing relationship between Lin Chuan and Heavenly Court, as well as the incident of "Lin Chuan storming the South Heavenly Gate" at the beginning, seeing how Lin Chuan and Taishang Laojun got along harmoniously at this time, maybe they would subconsciously regard them as a pair of "New Year's friends".
The two of them were at the gate of Nantian, arguing for a long time, and seeing that Taishang Laojun had not put forward the meaning of letting Lin Chuan enter the heavenly court from beginning to end, Lin Chuan suddenly paused, and as soon as the words changed, he opened his mouth and said, "Oops! Laojun, during this time, I am in the mortal realm and the lower realm, and whenever I have time, I will recall the life of Tushi Palace,......"
Taishang Laojun: "......"
Lin Chuan didn't pay any attention to Lao Jun's attitude, but just said to himself, "Today I finally returned to Heaven, and according to the old rules, I will live in your Doushi Palace!" …… yes, let's go in first. ”
Saying that Lin Chuan took the lead, walked through the crowd, and walked towards the Nantianmen with a familiar car, Taishang Laojun saw this, and his eyes couldn't help but flow with a strong sense of worry and jealousy, but when he thought of Lin Chuan's current hole card methods, he just sighed dejectedly and quickly followed.
With the mental means of Taishang Laojun, the Jade Emperor, and the Queen Mother of Yaochi, where did he not know the purpose of Lin Chuan's return to Heavenly Court this time, "snatching food from the tiger's mouth", snatching the benefits of luck from the mouth of Heavenly Court, but although he knew it clearly in his heart, Taishang Laojun was powerless in terms of action.
I can't drive him away, I can't kill him, I can only watch him do nonsense!
This is the helplessness of Heavenly Court towards Lin Chuan!!
Waiting for Lin Chuan and Taishang Laojun to walk away, the Four Heavenly Kings secretly swallowed their saliva, looked at each other, and were a little confused, with their understanding of the Jade Emperor Laojun, when Lin Chuan rushed out of the South Heavenly Gate, he brought so much trouble to the entire Heavenly Court, I am afraid that he would have already entered the blacklist of the Heavenly Court.
Now that Lin Chuan has thrown himself into the net, and he has met the super powerful Taishang Laojun, it is obvious that this time Lin Chuan is in a catastrophe, but at this scene in front of him, the four heavenly kings were so shocked that their eyes were about to fall, and when Taishang Laojun faced Lin Chuan, not only did he not show his displeasure, but also deliberately made a pleasant face, not to mention doing it, even if it was a reprimand.
The conversation between the two just now was not two enemies who did not share the sky, but like a pair of best friends who had not seen each other for a long time, "What is the situation, it is not the hole card behind Lin Chuan, it really involves the Heavenly Dao Saint, and even the Dao Ancestor Hongjun!" ”
Just when the Four Heavenly Kings and others were speculating in their hearts, Lin Chuan and Taishang Laojun had already come to the outside of the Tushi Palace, only to see Taishang Laojun wave his sleeves casually, touch the forbidden switch, and see the door of the Tushi Palace open,......
"Please!"
Taishang Laojun glanced at Lin Chuan very unnaturally, forcibly held back the displeasure in his heart, smiled with great difficulty, and said: "I didn't expect Xiaoyou to like my small place so much, since this is the case, Xiaoyou will continue to live here during this time, so that the poor road can fulfill the friendship of the landlord." ”
Lin Chuan nodded with satisfaction, and he didn't know if he was satisfied with Taishang Laojun's helpless mood towards him, or if he was satisfied with the "exquisite and quaint" living conditions of Tushi Palace,...... Anyway, no matter what, Lin Chuan has firmly occupied the initiative in front of Heavenly Court.
The words were divided into two ends, Tai Bai Xing took Sun Wukong, who had finally succeeded in recruiting An, from the South Heavenly Gate to the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, in front of the Jade Emperor, at this moment, the two of them were already standing in the center of the magnificent Lingxiao Treasure Palace.
The Jade Emperor looked at Sun Wukong, who was on the stage, looking east and west, and thought unhappily, "Damn monkey head, don't act according to the plot of Journey to the West, it's okay, and even took the initiative to provoke Lin Chuan's killing god,...... has caused such a mess for me, if it weren't for the fact that I still need to rely on your identity as the protagonist of Journey to the West, I would have broken your monkey head into pieces a long time ago. ”
In his heart, the Jade Emperor, although he can't wait to dismantle Sun Wukong into eight pieces and Ling Chi tens of millions of knives, but at this moment, Sun Wukong successfully recruits An, and then goes to heaven, in order to make the plot of Journey to the West go smoothly, the Jade Emperor can only sacrifice his ego and try his best to hide his inner anger.
Taking a deep breath silently, the Jade Emperor finally stabilized his mood, only to see him say to Sun Wukong in the audience with a pleasant face: "Sun Wukong, originally for the crimes you committed, Heavenly Court will inevitably sentence you to death in order to maintain the majesty of the rules of heaven......"
Although the Jade Emperor took the initiative to recruit Sun Wukong with a holy decree, the necessary prefix beating was still necessary, and then the Jade Emperor said, "But...... Thinking that you are young and ignorant, and you were born in Huaguo Mountain, and you are rarely educated, Heavenly Court will make an exception to exempt you from responsibility, and make you the title of Heavenly Court Monkey King, enjoy Qi Tianfu, and have the responsibility to govern the Yao Chi Pan Peach Tree, are you willing. ”
"Yes, yes, yes! Thank you, Your Majesty,...... "At the moment before the Jade Emperor spoke, Sun Wukong was still worried about the credibility of the Heavenly Court's decree of recruiting peace, but at this moment, after the Jade Emperor's grand public reading, Sun Wukong's last concern also disappeared.
It seems that all this is true, and sure enough! My old grandson has great powers, and the heavenly court should give me a big official, otherwise it will be useless, how can my old grandson give up?? …… However, it is in charge of Pan Taoyuan, which seems to be a good fat difference.
Unconsciously, Sun Wukong has already paid attention to the 'Peach Tree Jurisdiction' promised by Heaven, and with Sun Wukong's bold personality and reckless and impulsive temper, he has already forgotten all the words "jurisdiction".
"The Jade Emperor actually rewarded me with a whole peach orchard, doesn't this mean that when the peach is ripe, my grandson will be able to eat it happily?" As a pure monkey, the Monkey King, peaches are second only to bananas and are one of his favorite fruits.
At the beginning, Sun Wukong begged for nothing to get two small peaches of 3,000 years from Lin Chuan, and tasted the taste and effect of heavenly peaches,...... As one of the most precious treasures of the Heavenly Court, the peach not only has the miraculous effect of "boosting mana", but also has an excellent taste, Sun Wukong has never eaten such a delicious peach in his life.
"I didn't expect my grandson, the time to run, the peach that I was thinking about, turned out! The Jade Emperor Lao'er, he actually rewarded me with a peach orchard, which is really interesting...... "At this moment, Sun Wukong has fallen into the 'extreme will. Lewdness' state, but anyone who has a little common sense knows the rules of the Heavenly Court Pan Taoyuan.
As one of the most precious treasures of the Heavenly Court, the degree of control of the Yaochi Pan Peach is outrageously harsh...... Every peach tree, from the opening of the stamen to the fruit, has a special person to take care of it.
Flowers and buds are accurate to single digits, and every peach, from small to large, and then ripe picking, is recorded and checked, even if only half of the peach is lost, Heaven will track it down to the end, and it will never die.
It can be said that in the entire heavenly court, from the righteous gods of all departments, senior heavenly generals, star officials and officials from all walks of life, down to Gong'e, wrestlers, heavenly soldiers, and servants, no one dares to pick or steal peaches without authorization......
After the Jade Emperor canonized Sun Wukong as a nominal "Monkey King", in order to prevent Sun Wukong from continuing to drink and have fun with the immortals in the future and make trouble, he arbitrarily sealed him as the chief manager of Pan Taoyuan, so that he had something to do.
The general manager of Pan Tao Garden, it sounds like a big name, it seems that there is still "Pan Tao" oil and water to fish, but in fact it is not the case, due to the importance of Heaven to Pan Tao Garden, every peach tree, from flowering and fruiting, ripe picking, has extremely detailed information accounts.
Sun Wukong, the chief manager, sounds majestic, but in fact, his real authority is only limited to "the inquiry of Pan Tao's accounts" and "the transfer of Pan Taoyuan's servants...... To put it simply, Sun Wukong is just a team leader who audits + manages people.
As for filling one's own pockets and stealing peaches, this is simply something that others can't think of, this is not a simple matter of losing one's head, going into the eighteenth layer of hell until the soul is scattered, this is the punishment for stealing peaches.