When the morning sun shone into Li Hei's room, the "bombing bunker hero" lying on the bed was still in a sweet sleep, which could be seen from the saliva that flowed from the corners of his mouth and wet the pillow and quilt. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

However, even if there is sunshine, it is difficult to wake people up in the late autumn and early winter season.

"Crunch~" At this moment, Li Hei's door was gently opened, and a slight sound was made. A head poked out of the crack in the door, it was Natsumichu.

Last night, Xia Jianchu and Su Xuewei were lying in bed watching an online video and found a video titled "How to Prank Your Roommate". Click on it to see that the man who is the protagonist of the video hides several mobile phones in the room of his roommate who lives with him in the middle of the night, and each mobile phone has a dozen alarm clocks that are staggered. He then put a video camera in his roommate's room to record the footage.

It can be seen that the roommate who was pranked in the video was woken up in his sleep and rummaged through his phone in his room with a confused face. When he finally found one, turned off all his alarm clocks, and lay down to continue sleeping, the mobile phone hidden in another place rang again, and he had to get up again to find the phone. After going back and forth like this, the roommate who originally wanted to sleep collapsed, and even if he was lying in bed, he did not fall asleep, but looked around suspiciously, waiting for the next alarm clock to ring.

After watching this video, the two girls also became interested in Li Hei doing the same prank, but unfortunately it seemed that there was some ...... in the process of preparation Deviation.

Because Li Hei can often get up early, at least earlier than the two girls, so the two girls must secretly hide the prepared mobile phones in Li Hei's room at an earlier time. However...... The operation to place the mobile phone, which was originally scheduled to take place at 5 a.m., fell apart because both women were asleep. It wasn't until now, when it was nearly eight o'clock, that Xia Jianchu, who had come to his senses because he thought that there was still something to do, sneaked into Li Hei's room.

"It's good that he didn't wake ......up," Xia Jianchu muttered to himself, tiptoeing into the room, putting his phone under the bedside table, and then stuffing Su Xuewei's phone under a corner of the sheet. Finally, she turned on the small camera from her pocket, put it on the table, and adjusted the angle to aim at Li Hei, before slowly exiting the room and closing the door.

After doing all this, Xia Jianchu was so excited that he jumped back to his room, waiting for a voice from there.

"Hmm...... Are you awake? Su Xuewei, who was lying on the bed, was also woken up by Xia Jianchu's movements, and asked in confusion.

"Hurry up, get up, wait for Li Hei to go crazy." Xia Jianchu excitedly grabbed Su Xuewei, who was not fully awake, and shook it for a while. After such a wake-up service, Su Xuewei naturally became very awake, sat up, got dressed, and waited quietly.

While the two women were waiting excitedly, the time quickly came to 8:05. The volume was turned to the maximum by Natsumi, and her phone was already ringing, ringing with such a strong rhythm as the movement.

“…… Your ringtones are so earthy......" Even though there were several walls, the loudest ringing still reached the ears of the two girls. And Su Xuewei's first reaction was: ugly.

"You know what? In order to wake him up, the ringtone had to be non-mainstream with this kind of movement. Natsu snorted triumphantly.

Soon the ringtone came to an abrupt end, presumably Li Hei found the phone and pressed the alarm clock. That's not the end of it, though. The two women's mobile phones are set with passwords, even if Li Hei presses one, if he can't enter the password to turn on the phone and turn off the remaining alarm clocks, then he can only face the alarm clocks one after another below.

"Why do I feel so good now?" Natsumi was shaking excitedly on the bed.

"Don't you tell me you're going to just by playing a prank?" Su Xuewei showed a caring fool's eyes and said disdainfully.

"You guy with a pack of cucumbers hidden in his bedside table is not qualified to talk about me!"

"I'm slicing it to my face!"

"And how do you explain another banana?"

"Eat laxative!"

"But you also have a black rechargeable mechanical rod!"

"That's a wolf-proof stun baton!"

The two girls were engaged in a verbal dispute, and a long singing voice came from Li Hei's room, which was Su Xuewei's mobile phone alarm ring.

Xia Jianchu listened carefully for a while before he said, "It turns out that you like to listen to mountain songs." ”

"You can wake up when you sing a mountain song with a high pitch, and I don't know how high it is higher than your non-mainstream songs." Su Xuewei straightened her chest and said arrogantly.

But this time, the song never stopped, and even played for two minutes before it looped for a while, and then stopped playing when the duration of the alarm clock ended.

"Did he not find his phone or what? Abandoned treatment? Natsu asked puzzled.

"Hell knows. Wait a minute? Su Xuewei was also confused about the situation and shook her head.

After the alarm bell rang at the beginning of the next summer, the two girls found that this time the alarm clock still stopped on its own after the song was played. So the two girls decided to go out of the door to take a look, but found that Li Hei's door was wide open, but the people inside were gone.

He ...... After being woken up by an alarm clock, the world evaporated? Xia Jianchu asked, not knowing how her unbridled imagination came from.

"I'm scared to death by your non-mainstream songs! People were scared. Su Xuewei still didn't forget to complain about Xia Jianchu's taste.

Xia Jianchu walked into Li Hei's room, picked up the camera on the table, and prepared to check the replay.

Quickly retreat to the beginning, when Li Hei was still in bed, Xia Jianchu pressed the play button. Within two seconds, the dynamic and non-mainstream music came out of the video again, making Su Xuewei on the side cover her ears in disgust.

In the video, Li Hei seemed to be awakened, sat up from the bed suddenly, then rubbed his eyes first, looked around, and then found the mobile phone that was making a sound from under the bedside table, and after pressing the alarm clock, he looked at it carefully, entered the password and tried to unlock it, but failed. Then Li Hei directly threw the mobile phone on the bed, and Xia Jianchu was nervous and angry.

After that, Li Hei sat thoughtfully on the bed for two minutes, then he got up to change his clothes and left the room.

"So what did he do?" Su Xuewei said she didn't understand.

"How do I know?" Xia Jianchu spread his hands, took back the two mobile phones, and turned off the set alarm clock.

Just then, the door was opened from the outside. Li Hei, who was carrying these bags containing breakfast, appeared outside the door.

"You...... How do I go to buy breakfast? Natsumi asked blankly.

"Huh?" Li Hei tilted his head, "Isn't that what you meant?" Didn't you wake me up with your alarm clock and tell me to get up early to buy breakfast? ”

"You, you...... Why don't you continue to sleep! I didn't say by name that I told you to go buy breakfast! Natsu said disappointedly. This Li Hei doesn't play cards according to the routine at all!

Li Hei thought for a while and said, "But your mobile phone wallpapers are all eaten...... I thought it was some kind of code. ”

Xia Jianchu was stunned for a moment, opened his mobile phone, and stared at it for two seconds, then patted his head and sighed in disappointment: "Evil......"

Of course, this prank is over, and the two girls are also very disappointed, even if they are eating breakfast, they have a sullen expression, which makes Li Hei look very confused: What did he do wrong?

After eating breakfast and packing up his things, Li Hei naturally went back to bed and logged in to the game.

The location of the line is still Baiman City, very close to the extremely deep well. But this time, Li Hei found that there were buckets next to the well, and there were two.

"It can't be that the system is deliberately manipulating me......" Li Hei muttered incomprehensibly. If that's the case, it's a scary thing to think about, and it's better not to think too much.

Just when Li Hei was thinking about where to go to level up, a private chat message popped up, which came from a blood-stained sheet.

"I'm going to sell the rally order today, right?" Blood-stained sheets asked.

"So you haven't sold it yet?" Li Hei asked rhetorically. Originally, this kind of hot potato was not a good thing to put away, and the assembly order was even more special, the value of the first piece could be high to the sky, and it was better to sell it sooner rather than later, but I didn't expect the blood-stained sheet to put it after the end of the battlefield.

But fortunately, no one else should have issued a rally order now, and the piece of blood-stained sheet in his hand should still have the only status.

"I don't even know what the price is reasonable...... I thought about calling you a staff officer, but I was busy on the battlefield for the past two days, and I forgot about it. The blood-stained sheets replied.

"Hmm...... Let me tell you this," Li Hei thought for a moment and started to play the virtual keyboard, "This is the first assembly order, so don't think about reasonable and unreasonable things, because its price can be unreasonable at all." If you ask for a sword and open a price of 1 million Huaxia coins, the other party will immediately pay out of pocket. ”

"Really fake ......" After receiving the message, there was no news for the time being, and it seemed that he should have contacted those guilds.

Li Hei walked casually in Baiman City, and climbed the high city wall to look in the direction of Frostsa City. Tomorrow is a siege battle, so today the Imperial NPCs will set up a defense system in Frostsa City and wait for it. Although in Li Hei's memory, at this stage in the early 30s, it was very difficult to win the siege battle, but there was still some hope.

Maybe you can take the time to dig a hole like last night, then blow it up and bury all the NPCs in Frostsa City to win.

Just as he was thinking about it, Li Hei saw an announcement flash out of the chat channel.

Sneer: Are you mentally retarded by the blood-stained sheets? I'm crazy about money! also said that "other guilds will bid 1 million Huaxia coins", so you told me? Which stupid bird guild came out with 1 million?

Li Hei was speechless, it seemed that the transaction of blood-stained sheets had been blocked at the beginning. However, it seemed that it was because he had misled his relationship, Li Hei could only shake his head and sigh:

"Evil Worker......