Chapter Forty-Six: The Farther You Go

"I don't know a word of the text!" Glancing at Yuantong on the other side, Ren Song said coldly: "I only know that something happened to Erdaoguan, a lot of people died, poisonous zombies bite people everywhere, except for Bihu and Li Neng, whether it is the Yin Cao Difu, or the Prison Purification Division, no one cares at all!" I don't know why this cowardly gritted his teeth when he said this, and glared fiercely at the old monk Yuantong with scars on his face. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

The old monk of Yuantong saw this, but he didn't say anything, he knew that this matter was indeed a bit inauthentic, and his closest relatives were captured, even if he knew his whereabouts, he should tell him honestly, or it was not wrong to keep silent. It's just that the senior brother of Mingkong made such a play, and wrote it as a dark text to test it, no matter what the purpose is, this method is a bit of a joke. It is a sad thing to be separated from their relatives and not know their whereabouts, but they still play with this matter, as Buddhist disciples, it is really unkind to do so.

It's just that what does this benefactor mean by mentioning the second pass twice? The old monk was still a little confused for a while......

"Old monk, there is a law in the world called 'inaction', have you ever heard of it?" As he spoke, Ren Song was already furious in his heart, he was originally listening to the black-faced monk talk about the whereabouts of his parents, but before he could ask, he was beaten by Wang Lingguan with a whip, making it clear that he didn't want to let himself know.

Ren Song, who was furious, didn't even think about blurting out the words that he didn't know the scriptures, but when he finished speaking, he felt that something was wrong. There is also Wang Lingguan sitting above, and that Mingkong is a dignified picket Venerable, and he has been given a whip to the head, not to mention himself. When he looked up, he saw Wang Lingguan's two blazing eyes staring at him, making this cowardly a spirit.

Fortunately, he had been prepared from the beginning, although he was angry with Wang Lingguan in his heart, he still said according to his own ideas: "Originally, I was the new patrol envoy, and I didn't train in the Lingguan Palace, so I naturally don't know what is the difference between your appointment letters and official documents for transferring troops, but the poisonous zombies have ruined the second pass, so I rushed the ducks to the shelves to deal with it." ”

"Good!" The old monk of Yuantong was shocked when he heard this, but he already knew what Ren Song's words meant, the old monk smiled indifferently, and was about to speak, but Ren Song continued: "The city god of Zhengu County did not act, there was such a big disaster, but he was still spending all day drinking in his own home, so I asked the partial Hu to transfer troops and gave him the position of the city god of Zhengu County by the way. ……”

"Amitabha!" Hearing Ren Song's words, all the Picket Venerables were shocked, but the King of Qin Guang above and the ghost officials under his command all smiled, and the Venerable Yuantong frowned and said: "The donor can't speak, as far as the old monk knows, the donor doesn't understand the script, so Hu Lai himself wrote the appointment on the transfer document, and the Chenghuang of Zhengu County heard it with his own ears, and that Hu tampered with the official documents and took the official position, so he ......."

"Chenghuang Chenghuang, Zhengu County?" Ren Song didn't wait for him to finish, and then grabbed the conversation and said, "I want to ask him what he is thinking first?" I sent Bihu to ask for help, and it was five days before the soldiers came. He said that Bihu tampered with documents and assumed official positions, but I want to say, I'm afraid that this county town god in order to keep Wusha, so he first framed Bihu, and then stood still, waiting for me to finish before taking credit, right? ”

"This ......" The monks of the Pure Prison Division were speechless when they heard Ren Song's words, and the Yuantong monk was also confused, since ancient times, the gods hate deception the most, and the mad dog in the Lingguan Hall is even more so, plus Hu Lai is the god of the Yin Division, and in recent years, the underworld and the Lingguan Hall have been pinching Zhenghuan, and even Ren Song's father has had trouble with Yan Jun of the Ten Palaces.

Therefore, when the Chenghuang of Zhengu County came to complain, all the Venerables were overjoyed, and several Venerable Masters in charge discussed for a few days, and the final plan was to kill two birds with one stone, not only to use the obsessive appointment documents to knock on the underworld, but also to use Ren Song's dereliction of duty to make the Lingguan Palace's jurisdiction in the underworld. After thousands of calculations, I couldn't imagine that this coward was willing to bear the black pot for that nonsense. At this moment, the tampered documents became official appointments, and for a while, they were a little flustered.

Glancing at Wang Lingguan, who was sitting above and nodding and smiling, the old monk sighed, for some reason, the King of Jizo Bodhisattva still refused to come forward, otherwise he would not be held hostage by this.

"Hehehe......" Yuan Tong next to the old nun chuckled, and suddenly said: "Ren donor, so to speak, that official document is indeed your original intention, but because the donor does not understand the underworld, so Hu Lai 'ghostwritten' it?" ”

"yes, so what?" Glancing at the old nun, Ren Song squinted his eyes and said, "Teacher, what do you want to say?" ”

"Don't the donor know that when the edict of the gods is issued, it should be written by himself, and no one must write it on his behalf, so as to prevent incident......s such as impersonation and correction" Speaking of this, the old nun looked up at Wang Lingguan and said: "Lord Lingguan, the donor doesn't even know this, your appointment as a patrol envoy is a bit too child's play, right?" ”

She asked with righteousness and strictness, and she was even ready to be whipped to death by Wang Lingguan in her heart, but who knew that the great true monarch above only glanced at her, smiled, and did not act at all, which made the old nun standing in the hall embarrassed for a while.

At this time, there was no sound in the hall for a while, and the atmosphere gradually became solemn. King Qin Guang, who was sitting on the top dragon chair, suddenly laughed and said: "This matter, it is also a bit dereliction of duty by that Hu Lai, I should have made it clear to Ren Envoy Jun, but I thought that the situation was urgent at that time, and the big guys didn't pay attention to it, and Ah, Ren Envoy Jun, Zhengu County Chenghuang only arrived for five consecutive days, but it was not that he deliberately delayed, but that the paperwork for this transfer of troops was a little troublesome......"

"That's why I said, the rules of your underworld should have been changed a long time ago!" Saying that, Ren Song patted the top of the mirage beside him and said: "Just like my little Feihua said, the office efficiency is so low, it's not scientific at all!" It's so troublesome to transfer a soldier for a few days, and it's so troublesome to write a paperwork, and you can't let people write it for you, so many things in the world now, how can you be busy? Fortunately, I'm just a patrolman, if I were to be a Sky Surveyor in charge of several mansions by myself, I would be busy just writing paperwork! ”

Saying that, the cowardly deliberately paced in front of the master again, and said with a smile: "Look at the world, everyone has a secretary for the county magistrate, what official document drafting, speech drafting, etc., are all ghostwritten, and I haven't seen any incidents?" ”

He deliberately mischievous, and at this time, the topic was already getting farther and farther away, and he didn't look at the ugly faces of the group of Venerables, stepped on the steps in a few steps, and came to Wang Lingguan's side and said: "Lord Lingguan, I want to set up a patrol envoy's office in the world, just transfer Hu Lai to me as a secretary, lest someone talk about me not knowing the text!" ”

(To be continued.) )