Chapter 0018: Live Molesting Beautiful Teacher (II)
Fang Yan successfully won the sympathy of most people, but before he could think of it, the little white hand that Sister Jing had been hiding behind her suddenly appeared, and brought a stack of A4 papers by the way.
"Here, ten is enough, right?" Cao Xuejing raised the corners of her mouth slyly, as if she was smiling, "Sample, want to play tricks with my sister?" You're still tender. β
[Here, the scratch paper you ordered] [I heard that you don't have manuscript paper? γThe manuscript paper you ordered has arrived, please pay attention to check.γ γ
[2333 hahahaha] [Laughed and sprayed] [Sister Jing's wave of anti-gank full score. γ
[66666] [Spicy or your sister Jing is spicy.] γ
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Fang Yan guessed with his knees that there must be a large group of people laughing at this time, he got the scratch paper, but he didn't rush to answer the question.
Instead, he said in a surprising voice, and a sentence came out coldly: "This...... Is this all A4 paper? β
As soon as these words came out, the barrage was stunned, and Sister Jing was also stunned?
You kid has been absent from school all year round? Haven't even seen the most ordinary A4 paper?
The A4 model is the most commonly used model in print shops and the default size for most copywriting and contracts.
No one could guess what Fang Yan was thinking.
Until he innocently added: "Can the teacher stand closer?" β
"Huh?" Cao Xuejing walked to Fang Yan's right side with great interest, relying on her women's wolf defense skills and taekwondo skills, she was never afraid to be close to the opposite sex.
At this time, Fang Yan was facing the camera sideways, and she was facing the camera with her face in front, and her beautiful face was captured by the backstage staff of the website and placed in the hall, becoming the real-time cover of this live broadcast room (the cover will change every few minutes), and it attracted more than 100,000 viewers for a while.
Fang Yan suddenly turned to the right, faced Cao Xuejing, and casually copied an A4 paper from the table.
And his next action made 800,000 viewers explode in an instant!
Like a little tailor, he held an A4 piece of paper as a measuring stick and carefully placed it in front of Cao Xuejing's willow waist.
His technique is very delicate, and he knows how to respect himself, and he doesn't mean to rub oil at all, just let the paper stick tightly on Cao Xuejing's lower abdomen, and his fingers haven't crossed the thunder pool at all.
"I see! It turns out that this is the 'A4 waist'! β
Fang Yan exclaimed, as if he had discovered a new continent, "There are really people whose waists are as wide as A4 paper." It's really a perfect body. β
Cao Xuejing was slightly stunned, a trace of anger was suppressed by Fang Yan's praise, but somehow, she couldn't get angry in front of him, and her face was faintly blushing.
She is the recognized queen of Jindae, and she has always been strong, and no man dares to speak flatteringly in front of her, let alone flamboyant. She has a strong desire to control and pursues feminism, and men should bow down.
If one day she needs to sleep with her beloved, she will even forcefully demand that the woman go to the man and get off the man......
But what's going on today?
...... encountered today Is it that newborn calves are not afraid of tigers?
This boy, who was three years younger than himself, sat there quietly, gesturing with A4 paper without distractions, like an innocent man who came out of a paradise, full of praise for the new things in the world.
The flush on Cao Xuejing's cheeks was caught by some attentive viewers on the spot, and the barrage had completely exploded.
The whole screen is densely packed with words, even if you use "barrage diversion", you can't dilute it, except for the vast "666", you can't see what other barrages are saying at all.
It wasn't until someone was the first to discover the use of "advanced shunts" that the barrage was barely diluted:
[Flirting with a crazy girl? γ
[Intentionally, absolutely intentionally?] [He can't have never even seen the "A4 waist". There are a lot of pictures on the Internet.]
[Is this Fang Yan good or bad] (pink) [Even Sister Jing dares to tease? Look for trouble? γ
[Brothers, I'm going to hack him to death] [This is blushing? Is this still my Sister Jing? γ
[Congratulations to Emperor Yan, another beauty has been added to the harem]
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Seeing that Cao Xuejing was a little distracted, Fang Yan took back the A4 paper and chased after him: "Do you have an Iphone6?" β
[I have! [Brother has it here, don't thank you for taking it]
γ6666οΌ Again? γGoing to continue to make trouble again?γ γ
[Brother uses Tencent's Qphone, who uses the iPhone kind of turtle mobile phone? ] γ
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Cao Xuejing was stunned for a moment when she was asked, and asked rhetorically, "Uh...... Don't you have it yourself? β
"I'm poor, I've always supported domestic mobile phones, and I can't afford Apple." Fang Yan replied truthfully.
Cao Xuejing was amused by him and laughed, there are still people who say that they are "poor diaosi" so uprightly? Is this a broken jar?
Laughing back, she still handed over her pink apple 6.
Started with the mobile phone, some of the old drivers in the barrage had roughly guessed what Fang Yan was going to do.
Sure enough, he squeezed the ends of the mobile phone with both hands in a serious manner, bowed slightly, and leaned towards Cao Xuejing's pink knees.
The palm-sized Apple 6 just covered Cao Xuejing's tightly held knees.
Fang Yan swallowed his saliva, raised his head and sighed: "Could this be the i6 leg?" Sure enough, it's a flaunt in beauty/legs. β
Like the A4 waist, the i6 leg is a way for netizens to evaluate beautiful legs.
If the girl tells you that her legs are beautiful, and you let her try it with an apple 6 on her knees, only a perfect leg shape and a beautiful leg with a very low fat content can stand the test of an apple 6.
Similarly, there are "backhand touching the navel" and "dimple clipping pen cover......
For single women like Cao Xuejing, who are very particular about shaping, these tests on the Internet are just pediatrics.
But Fang Yan didn't know this, he only heard about it slightly, and he followed his master in the major mountains and rivers and caves all the year round, how could he have time to pay attention to these doorways.
"You still can't take the test? Are you sure you can finish it? Cao Xuejing withdrew her mobile phone, straightened up the proud softness on her chest, and pretended to be angry.
"Yes, yes, yes." Fang Yan immediately confessed, he remembered that Lin Fatzi repeatedly told him before the exam: "What she says is what it is, come along, don't contradict it, otherwise it will be your own time that will be delayed."
Fang Yan was already fighting his side, but the heat in the live broadcast room on the other side had not eased for a long time.
After a full five minutes, the speed of the barrage swiping barely slowed down.
[I learned, and when I saw my sister, I borrowed my mobile phone to measure my knees. γ
[An anchor is molesting a teacher live and earns one million a month]
[Give me Emperor Yan a piece of A4 paper, and give you a beautiful girl paper. γ
[On the sister, I lost in the next place. γ
[Fortunately, Emperor Yan has been absent from school in the past few years, if he stays in school every day, will he be able to pay it? ] γ
[Flirting sister, I only serve Emperor Yan] [Which is this flirting sister, it is clearly flirting sister] [Strength flirting sister]
[Look clearly, who can play "gluttony", I recognize his grandfather as a father on the spot! ] γ
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I don't know who brought the rhythm, there is a barrage that began to pick up Fang Yan's black history:
[I heard that you only like one person in three years? γ
[Look like this doesn't look like a single-minded man at all] [Sister Haixin did the right thing, she should refuse this hooligan.] (Powder)
[The one who says that he is not dedicated must be a traitor] [Capture a traitor alive] [Weichen supports my king's three wives and four concubines. γ
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The nervous answering lasted for 40 minutes, and Fang Yan finally finished the front of the test paper.
The desks in the classroom were too messy, Cao Xuejing had to walk back and forth around Fang Yan, her steps were very light, trying not to let the sound of high heels disturb the candidates, this professional ethics attracted praise from the audience.
For a long time, she seemed to be tired of standing, and her slender calves bent forward slightly, which was distressing.
It's a pity that there is no invigilator's chair on the podium. In the morning, a teacher discovered this, and the "sloth" chose to find a random seat to wipe the ashes and sit down to read, while Ban Cuntou stood at Fang Yan's desk and stared at it for 90 minutes in frenzy.
Cao Xuejing's eyebrows were furrowed, she really couldn't find a place to rest, this was an old classroom that no one cleaned, the desks and chairs were covered with dust, but there was a seat in the front row that had been wiped by the fart/strand of the "sloth", but unfortunately that seat was too far forward, she didn't find it.
The other chairs are too dirty to wipe them with a paper towel, and the dress she is wearing today is a high-quality product that has been customized with a lot of money, how can she be willing to get dirty on such an occasion?
"Don't have a place to sit?" Fang Yan suddenly raised his head and hit the nail on the head with a word.
"What do you want to do?" Cao Xuejing elegantly lifted her glasses, revealing a pair of bright eyes that seemed to see everything. As soon as Fang Yan opened her mouth, she expected that this little enemy would make trouble again.
"Uh......"
Seeing Sister Jing looking over defensively, Fang Yan fought back with ease:
"If there's really no place to sit...... I don't really mind if you sit on my lap. β