Chapter 7: Miracles!
Looking at the barrage comments, Zhang Lei quickly figured out what happened.
"What? In line with the guiding ideology of vigorously promoting the spirit of sportsmanship and enhancing the people's physique, this baby ......has recently had an adventure and obtained the opportunity to travel through time and space, in line with the guiding ideology of vigorously promoting the spirit of sportsmanship and enhancing the people's physique.
Zhang Lei almost didn't have a mouthful of blood sprayed onto the screen.
I'll it! What the hell is going on with such a second class remark! A young man who looks normal is actually suffering from advanced middle and second cancer? How thick-skinned is this anchor, so that he can still keep his face unchanged and talk and laugh freely under the watchful and complaining of so many people!
Anyway, Zhang Lei feels that he will definitely not be able to do this - you don't have a face to meow, I still want a face!
In the live broadcast room, Xiao Yu's explanation of the basic internal strength method "Nourishing Qi Pei Yuan Gong" has officially begun, and the live broadcast room is 666.
Zhang Lei shook his head and was about to leave, but an idea suddenly popped up in his mind, and he couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat:
"What if this guy is propagating an evil sect? If someone denounces and reports, you can't go from the supervisor to the junior staff to the end?! ”
"I finally found a stable job, and I plan to work harder to win the heart of the goddess, how can I drop the chain at such a time!"
Zhang Lei was excited, and hurriedly called the supervisor to inform him of the matter.
"Boss, I found a live broadcast room, it's 600100, take a look, do we need to ban it?"
"Well, I'll take a look."
Soon, the phone was reconnected, and the supervisor's voice was quite serious:
"This kind of live broadcast is indeed likely to touch sensitive points, not afraid of 10,000, just in case, I have just asked the technical staff to ban it, but ......"
Speaking of this, the director paused, and for some reason, a trace of sweat suddenly appeared in Zhang Lei's palms.
"But the feedback from the technicians is that it can't be banned for the time being."
"How is that possible?" Zhang Lei shouted in a low voice.
"Probably because of the technology, the technicians are trying to solve the problem." The director said in a deep voice, "Xiao Lei, before that, you keep an eye on this live broadcast room for me, and once the other party is involved, report it immediately." ”
"Yes, Director!"
Hanging up the phone, Zhang Lei let out a sigh and began to watch Xiao Yu's live broadcast with wide eyes - for the sake of work, he couldn't be careless.
But gradually, he was attracted by Xiao Yu's in-depth teaching, and his body unconsciously began to exercise.
After coming back to his senses, he hurriedly patted his face: "Your sister, I was almost infected by the anchor's secondary two!" ”
"But then again, the content of what this anchor said sounds quite like that, so I guess I did do a lot of preparation in advance, right?"
"What if...... Is this true? This thought suddenly crossed his mind, Zhang Lei smiled dumbly, shook his head and dispelled it, "The world is plain and realistic, crossing is just imagination, how can it really exist?" ”
At this time, Xiao Yu's live broadcast also came to an end.
The young man in the live broadcast room waved his hand and said with a sunny smile:
"Thank you for watching, this is the end of this live broadcast on the basic internal strength of the mind, don't you doubt me? Now let's practice according to what I said, it will be as short as half a day, or as long as two days, and you will naturally see the difference. ”
The young man laughed as he spoke, his face filled with an incomparably confident brilliance:
"I said, if you miss this live broadcast, this baby is destined to make you regret it for the rest of your life!!"
Hearing this, Zhang Lei suddenly had an indescribable palpitation, and couldn't help but want to practice for a while - anyway, he won't be deceived and cheated out of money, what are you afraid of?!
The live broadcast ended, and the supervisor's call soon came.
The supervisor on the phone did not mention the ban on the live broadcast room, but said:
"Xiao Lei, you discovered this live broadcast room, then you will be responsible for staring at it in the future, and once there are any radical remarks in it, report it immediately, you know?"
Zhang Lei nodded resignedly, feeling a little confused: "Is this swollen?" Something seems to be wrong......"
After a night of nothing, Zhang Lei also thought about this when he went home, and started exercising in a daze according to Xiao Yu's live broadcast.
Early the next morning, as the alarm clock rang, Zhang Lei hurriedly jumped up from the lying corpse, washed his face, brushed his teeth and released water, put on a suit and picked up his briefcase and walked out of the house.
He is currently chasing a goddess, and the main method is to insist on delivering breakfast to the goddess downstairs every day. Although the goddess had a cold attitude, she was never discouraged.
Because this must be a test of the goddess, if you can't persist in this little test, how can you catch up with the goddess and become a winner in life?
After hastily eating, Zhang Lei went to a time-honored store to buy shrimp crystal dumplings, goubuli soup dumplings, and original bean juice, and then rushed downstairs to the goddess's house, and then quietly began to wait.
Ten minutes later, the beautiful, lightly powdered goddess walked down from the upper floor. glanced at him, reached out to take the breakfast, and handed over the bag he was carrying:
"No, take it."
"Gotcha." Zhang Lei's chick pecked at the rice and nodded.
You see, the goddess made me carry my bag!
If the Goddess wasn't testing you and would eat the breakfast you bought? Will you touch her intimate bag? Absolutely impossible!
"Have you eaten it?"
Zhang Lei's tears of emotion came down:
"After eating, you should be careful, don't burn it."
See? Goddess, this is caring for me! The spare tire is coming and going at the moment, where can I get the care of the goddess!
It seems like a very ordinary greeting, but only people with high emotional intelligence can read the profound connotation!
You single dogs, hurry up and watch "Thirty-six Tricks for Pickled Girls" for me, in order to get rid of the singles as soon as possible!
……
This is a very ordinary day, if nothing else, Zhang Lei will send the goddess to the company where she goes to work, and then she has to hurry to the place where she works.
However, accidents always happen inadvertently.
When passing through an intersection, a private car suddenly rushed over with a twisted ass like crazy, and the driver of the car was definitely drunk by looking at the swaying position.
Pit dad, dare to drive when drunk, don't you know that there is such a thing as a substitute driver this year, drunk driving will be sentenced, and once you enter the prison door, it is as deep as the sea, and the chrysanthemums will bloom brilliantly from then on!
With such serious consequences, you still dare to drink and drive, how fat are you bastard!
And coincidentally, the car actually hit Zhang Lei and the two people straight away, and the pedestrians on the side of the road had already covered their mouths and shouted in horror, mourning in advance for the upcoming tragic scene.
Looking at the private car that hit straight ahead, the goddess didn't react at all, just opened her mouth slightly and stood in place in a daze.
Seeing that the goddess was about to die, Zhang Lei only felt as if something had exploded in his lower abdomen, his head was hot, and he pushed the goddess away without thinking much about it. But he himself was hit by a speeding private car, like a bird with broken wings, and he swept through a graceful arc in the air and fell into a shop with a "bang".
"Zhang Lei!!" The goddess screamed, and tears flowed down her eyes. She didn't care about the bruised arm and the broken bag, ran directly to Zhang Lei's side, grabbed his arm and shouted:
"Are you alright? Answer me, woo~~"
Will it be okay to be hit by a private car volley seven or eight meters away? Even the goddess herself did not believe it.
Just when the goddess was crying in despair, a cheap voice suddenly sounded weakly:
"Well, don't cry yet, I think I can save it......"
The goddess's eyes widened, and her eyes were misty to see Zhang Lei, who should have been "seriously injured and dying", actually sat up, and raised her hands and smiled.
"Y-Are you alright?"
Zhang Lei touched his limbs, and his heart palpitated: "It should ...... All right? ”
After a moment of silence, the goddess suddenly pounced on Zhang Lei's body, bit him on the shoulder, and tears fell like strings:
"Bastard, bastard! Dare to lie to the tears of the old lady, I am not finished with you about this!! ”
There is no need to ask about the follow-up treatment of this traffic accident, the driver who was drunk and hit someone will definitely be in prison for a few years, and by the way, enjoy the joy of life when chrysanthemums bloom into sunflowers.
What makes people talk about and surprising is how Zhang Lei is fine?
A big living person was knocked seven or eight meters away, and you can still jump alive except for a little scrape? Don't be so exaggerated!
Thinking about it, it can only be attributed to luck, presumably Zhang Lei is the reincarnation of a good man in the ninth generation, and he has accumulated great merits in his previous life, so that he will be blessed by God.
But Zhang Lei himself clearly knew that this was by no means God's blessing - because in the position of his lower abdomen, that is, near the dantian as the Taoists say, there was an extra air flow like a pill and a ball of rotation!
If it weren't for the fact that this air flow spread throughout his body at the critical moment, neutralizing most of the impact for him, he would have been seriously injured if he didn't die.
"Original...... He's telling the truth!! ”
Zhang Lei clenched his fists, trembling all over, both the nervousness of the rest of his life after the catastrophe, and the excitement of peeking into the door of the new world: "I actually really cultivated my internal qi!" ”
"What are you talking about?" The goddess asked.
Zhang Lei laughed: "Wife, do you believe that there are people in the world who can cross?" ”
"Who's your wife!" The goddess blushed slightly and took a sip.
"That's not possible, I lied to you so many tears before, and I must serve you as a cow and a horse in the future." Zhang Lei patted his chest, "How is your life?" ”
The goddess turned her head, "You are so shameless......"
"Hahaha, wife, I'll take you to watch the live broadcast!"