Chapter 48: If You Don't Die, You Won't Die
Xiao Yu was stunned for a moment.
me, you're actually a Scorpio, right? It must be!
This mouth is too poisonous! No wonder the old driver Duan Zhengchun wants to leave you behind!
It turns out that you are not only black-hearted, but also poisonous? With such a vicious mouth, there is no one else!
At the same time, in the live broadcast room.
"666, Mrs. Wang angrily brushed her sense of existence, I give full marks to this wave!"
The anchor's big expression lit up.
"Cute cat: Poof-hahaha, sister is laughing again! Eh, why do I say again? β
"Yunwuyuan: The anchor looks so cute when he is dazed and helpless."
"Coriander buns: It's so interesting, Xiaomeng can eat one more bowl of rice today!"
"Elementary school student's anger: Brother anchor, my sister is about to celebrate her birthday, I want to give her a giant panda, can you help me catch one? It's good to give a tip, I'm not bad for money! β
"I'll go to it, and I'm surprised to see a local tyrant from a primary school student upstairs."
"Huh? Knees-kun, you actually rebelled so quickly, hurry up and stand up for me! β
"Song of Rage: Ask for the same, but I want a South China tiger, others walk the dog, I want to stand out~~"
"Worship the god upstairs, and please take my knees!"
"The little brother is willing to follow the left and right, and he works like a dog and a horse, just to be treated the same as the South China Tiger every day."
"It's so dirty upstairs...... Where's your festival? β
"What, can you count me as one?"
β¦β¦
After coming back to his senses, Xiao Yu's face suddenly darkened, darker than the bottom of the casserole!
Your sister, your sister, your sister, the Sprinkle family actually enjoyed the same treatment as Wang Situ, this life is not worthwhile...... It's not worth your sister, this baby is so angry that a mouthful of blood spurts out three feet away to show you!
I can guess with my toes that the friends in the live broadcast room are crazy at the moment, from now on, I will be named as a 'brazen' person!
The corners of Xiao Yu's mouth twitched, and he said with a dark face:
"Mrs. Wang, have you ever heard of a sentence...... If you don't die, you won't die? β
Mrs. Wang obviously hadn't heard of this, but it didn't prevent her from hearing the ridicule in the words, and her face became even more gloomy at the moment, and she said coldly: "It's just a clown who jumps off the beam, and he dares to make a big noise......
"Shut up!"
"Huh?"
Xiao Yu sneered and said, "With such small breasts, who gave you the courage to hold your head high?" Others are like angry waves and peaks like gatherings, what do you have to show off about your pair of poached eggs? β
"You, youβ" Mrs. Wang had been insulted like this, and she was so angry that she trembled.
Xiao Yu underestimated the lethality of this joke, the faces of the girls in the hall were flushed one by one, and the big cute god pouted even more and pinched him: "You, what nonsense are you talking about!" β
"I was wrong." Xiao Yu immediately admitted his mistake and was sincere, "I said something wrong, Mrs. Wang is not a poached egg...... Because poached eggs aren't so flat. β
"Poof-" This sentence was so lethal that even Mu Wanqing, who had never been smiling, couldn't help laughing.
"You're dead! Dead! Mrs. Wang's face was pale and trembling.
Xiao Yu didn't bother to talk nonsense with her, his right hand was directly on the hilt of the sword, and said:
"Mrs. Wang, since you don't want me to leave, then don't blame me for doing extraordinary things."
"Thieves are so daring!" Although the four maids were repelled by his sword, they still jumped out at this moment and used their bodies to protect Madame Wang.
Capture the thief and capture the king first, Li Qingluo, this woman is ruthless and unreasonable, Xiao Yu is also impatient, and plans to hold her hostage directly, and then leave the island. As for the four sword-wielding maidservants...... I'm sorry, Xiao Yu really didn't look at it.
However, just as he was about to make a move, a twelve- or thirteen-year-old maid standing in the corner waving a fan suddenly fell down with a "poof", and then as if a domino had been overturned, the maids in the bamboo building fell to the ground one after another.
Xiao Yu had a bad premonition in his heart, and when he turned around, he saw that Da Mengshen and Mu Wanqing were already crumbling.
He hurriedly stretched out his hand to hold Zhong Ling, as for Mu Wanqing...... Except for Duan Yu, do you touch her finger and try it on the others?
It's a pity that the good times didn't last long, and Xiao Yu himself soon felt a burst of dizziness, as if he was drunk and stepped on cotton.
He secretly said something bad in his heart, and hurriedly summoned the system: "Sister System, am I poisoned?" β
The sweet voice of the system sister sounded: "Yes." β
"Then you hurry up and recommend the antidote pill to me!"
Soon, a light flashed in the system mall, and then a black pill appeared in front of Xiao Yu's eyes.
γName:Baicaodanγ
[Effect: Extract the essence of herbs, can remove the poison of any grass and tree]
[Price: 50 Coins]
[Note: The final interpretation right of this product belongs to the system exclusively, and if there is an accident, it will not be responsible]
ββ¦β¦ What kind of trouble is such a bad note! Xiao Yu kept his eyes open, and he couldn't stop roaring in his heart, but he didn't dare to hesitate, and directly exchanged the Baicao Pill for fifty gold coins, and quickly stuffed it into his mouth.
If this herb pill wants to work as a medicine, you first have to eat it and swallow it, right? So there is no delay at all.
After eating, Xiao Yu felt a warm stream of heat spread from his abdomen, knowing that the effect of the medicine had been exerted, but he still needed to buy some time to allow his body to fully recover.
So...... It's time to get some acting skills.
Xiao Yu hugged the big cute god in his arms, leaned on the ground, and showed a look of anger on his face: "So despicable, you actually poisoned?!" β
After seeing the expression on Xiao Yu's face, Mrs. Wang showed a happy sneer on her face, and Shi Shiran put down the flower tea in her hand:
"That's right, I poisoned it...... What can you do with me? β
me, did anyone tell you that you look like a bad beater!
Obviously, Mrs. Wang secretly made people numb and sour all over the body of poisonous smoke, and it should be the poison of plants and trees that can be transmitted in the air, which is covered by the fragrance of camellia outside the building, and others can't detect it at all.
The key thing is that Mrs. Wang's acting skills are quite high, and no one can see that she is secretly attacking, so that except for herself, everyone else is weak and unable to move, even her daughter Wang Yuyan has not been spared.
It can only be said that if this woman is ruthless, she is really comparable to a tiger.
Mrs. Wang stood up, picked up a long sword, walked towards Xiao Yu, and sneered:
"Don't worry, I'm not going to make you a flower manure...... Dare you insult me so much, and let you die so easily, don't you feel sorry for myself? β
"Damn! This woman is so vicious! Xiao Yu scolded secretly, but he was not too afraid, because the paralysis in his limbs was rapidly subsiding, and he believed that he would soon recover freely.
However, the big cute god in his arms didn't know, and when he heard the words, he subconsciously trembled, Xiao Yu frowned, and said in a deep voice:
"One person does things and one person is responsible, if something comes to me, I will bear it!"
"Hmph, you're tough," Mrs. Wang walked up to Xiao Yu and looked down condescendingly, "I just hope you can keep being tough, and don't let me down later." β
This posture is clearly to take Xiao Yu under the knife, obviously hating Xiao Yu before saying that she is "small-breasted", waiting for an opportunity to retaliate, this woman is really not angry at all.
Xiao Yu suddenly sighed: "You will regret it." β
Mrs. Wang sneered and said:
"I, Li Qingluo, never regret doing things! If you are tortured to death, you will never be allowed to breathe before the last drop of blood is shed! β
As soon as he finished speaking, he waved the long sword in his hand and stabbed Xiao Yu's right hand: "Break your hand tendons first to punish ......"
Before the words fell, a figure suddenly flashed in front of her, and when she came back to her senses, she found that Xiao Yu, who had fallen to the ground, had stood in front of her at some point, and her right hand holding the sword was even tighter, and she couldn't move at all!
"Y-How are you all right?" Mrs. Wang was taken aback, "This is the secret flower poison of my Mantuo Villa, which has never been revealed in front of outsiders, how can you crack it?!" β
Xiao Yu naturally didn't answer this question, but grinned, his white teeth reflecting the light in the morning sun: "I said, you will regret it." β
The voice was cold, and an icy chill came to his face.
Mrs. Wang's breath was suffocated, and she was about to speak, when she suddenly felt a strong force in her abdomen, and the sharp pain immediately spread to her whole body, and the words that followed directly turned into a whimper and dissipated in her throat.
"You're lucky," Xiao Yu's voice sounded softly, "I've grown so big, and I've never hit a woman, you're the first." β