Chapter 44: The Revenge of the Old Ladies
"Li Jingxiang, what are you doing, don't bully my son!" Just when Ren Song's face was full of embarrassment, the voice of Lingguan's father came out from the golden sedan chair behind him.
"Zhou Ying, I should be asking you what kind of reputation you are doing, even if the family is reunited, there is no need to be so endless, right? I can't even remember the appointed time! Hearing the voice in the sedan chair, Li Shenjun turned his head and said coldly.
"Huh?" The father of the Lingguan in the sedan chair also seemed to be a little embarrassed, but then said: "You don't know, I am a private vacation of the Lingguan Palace, how to go to Dongping in broad daylight, if it is discovered by other gods, it will be troublesome to sue the Lingxiao Treasure Palace." Wait until the evening! ”
"Then why didn't you leave last night?" Li Shenjun obviously refused to give up.
"Last night, on the fifth day of the Lunar New Year, the night wandering god was on duty, I don't want to be beaten up for a small report!" Lingguan's father continued: "Even if I hide in it and don't come out, others can recognize this sedan chair at a glance, how can I dodge?"
"And what do you do?" Li Shenjun was already a little impatient.
"Only wait for the night when there is no Divine Monarch to inspect, and then use this sedan chair!" Zhou Lingguan also seemed to be a little helpless: "This sedan chair is shining with golden light, as long as it is familiar, you can recognize it as an item of the Lingguan Hall at a glance, if other gods find that there is a Heaven Survey Lingguan scurrying around in the world, I am afraid that I will immediately sue the heavens!" ”
"Dad, don't use this sedan chair, let's just take the car!" Ren Song couldn't help but interject when he heard what his father said.
"That's not going to work!" Almost at the same time, Li Shenjun and the Lingguan father in the sedan chair opened their mouths to refuse. But I heard my father continue: "If I get out of this small sedan chair and have a spiritual light on the top, I don't need other gods to check, Da Tianzun will know immediately, and it will be even more troublesome at that time!" ”
I didn't expect it to be so troublesome, Ren Song was a little surprised, frowned and said: "That's it, that's terrible, this sedan chair is so eye-catching, anyone will remember it deeply, and now it's not popular to sit in a sedan chair here!" Unless it's ...... the other way around."
As soon as he said this, he suddenly had an idea, clapped his hands and smiled: "There is a way!" It's okay to give this sedan chair a makeover. ”
"What?" When the Lingguan father heard his words, he asked with some surprise.
But he laughed when he heard this coward, and then said, "Dad, don't you just turn this sedan chair into a car." ”
"What, car?" When the Lingguan father heard this, he seemed to be a little moved......
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Dongping County, Ludong Province is a small county town, that is, there are no places of interest, there are no good tourist attractions, and there is only one street in the whole county. Naturally, there are not many people living in this county. Most of them knew each other at the time, so when a dark gold elongated Cadillac appeared on this road, it immediately attracted a lot of attention.
However, the car did not make any stops, and drove straight towards the barren mountains to the east. Let the people in the county have a lot of talk about cars.
At this time, the extended Cadillac had already driven to the side of the iron steamed bun stone monument, and Ren Song and Li Shenjun walked out of the car. The two of them stood in front of the stele for a long time, as if studying its structure. But in the hands of the coward, there is an extra compass-like thing. It was the universal wheel that Lingguan's father gave him. And that car was the golden sedan chair.
Looking at his father hiding in the car, and then at Li Shenjun standing outside, Ren Song asked Li Shenjun a little strangely, "Why can you stand outside?" ”
"Huh! Song'er, don't be angry with her! In the car behind him, the voice of Lingguan's father came out, and he had already found that Ren Song, this kid, was obviously fighting with that Li Shenjun, so he spoke out to stop him: "Their Supervision Yuan is subordinate to the Dongyue Emperor, and their three mountains and five mountains are mostly responsible for guarding the world, so they can naturally walk the world at will!" ”
After listening to his father's explanation, Ren Song understood the reason, he originally looked at this woman unpleasantly, but now that his father opened his mouth, it was naturally not good to deal with her anymore, and he was holding the universal treasure wheel around, and when he climbed a hill, the golden needle on it flashed.
"Right ahead!" Li Shenjun next to Ren Song saw it, roared, and jumped into the car, Ren Song hurriedly got into the car, from the outside, the car looked quite small, but after entering, it was extraordinary, and the Lingguan father was arguing with Li Shenjun about something.
"Don't you think it's strange that every time you find a location, it's a step too late?" Lingguan's father frowned, stared at Li Shenjun and said.
"It's a little weird, could it be that the monster found your car......" also frowned, and Li Shenjun also looked strange.
"This monster should be fearless, right? Even if you do find us, you should rush over! At this time, Zhou Lingguan had a faint feeling in his heart, but he was afraid that there was really something wrong.
"So be it!" The tall beauty standing opposite said with a smile: "This time, don't get close to your car, I'll go with your son to see if it's the reason for the car. ”
Although he was a little reluctant, but thinking of the advice of Lingguan's father just now, he didn't have to be awkward with her in the end, and the two of them went one after the other, Ben Wan went to the direction indicated by the treasure wheel.
The name of the universal treasure wheel is the wheel, which is actually very similar to the compass used by Mr. Feng Shui, and Ren Song remembers that his cousin Zhang Fengchao often carries one. The shape is very similar to it, of course, the material is very far away, just look at the golden lump in your hand, the appearance is naturally excellent, but this amount is definitely not light. The coward, who had a rather stiff body at the beginning, was holding such a heavy object, and walking at this time could only be described as one step at a time.
But what made him even more angry was that this magic weapon seemed to be deliberately messing with himself, the golden pointer on it pointed to the east at the beginning, the needle was about three squares long, according to the Lingguan father, one grid was ten zhang, the three squares were exactly thirty zhang, which was about one hundred meters, and one hundred meters to the east was exactly a hill tens of meters high. Panting and climbing to the top of the mountain, the pointer suddenly grew five squares, pointing to the west!
Ren Song looked up and looked west, a deep stream was in front of him, but on the opposite side of the deep stream was a mountain hundreds of meters high, but he heard Li Shenjun beside him say: "Fifty zhang to the west, it should be the top of the mountain opposite!" ”
"Mountaintop!" This cowardly wail. I looked at the mountain stream hundreds of meters deep in front of me, and if I wanted to go to the top of the opposite mountain, I had to go down to the bottom of the stream and climb up again...... It's too far! The most terrible thing is that Li Shenjun said that in order not to be discovered by the monster, before finding it, you must not use spells, which means that you can't use methods such as driving luck and moving......
"Huh?" The figures around him swayed, Ren Song turned his head to look, but saw a white cloud under the feet of the stick girl, and carried her to the top of the opposite mountain.
The dumbfounded coward couldn't help but shout: "Hey, hey! Didn't you say you couldn't ride the clouds? The old lady ignored him, but chuckled and went to the top of the opposite hill.
Ren Songleng was stunned for a long time before he realized that what can't be used with spells, it is clear that this old lady is retaliating and deliberately deceiving herself to run away, but Uncle Ren is not a vegetarian, we can't control the clouds, but teleportation can still be done. Thinking of this, he reached into his pocket, and then he wailed again, and he actually forgot the cigarette in the car! ……
(To be continued.) )