"Stop, don't run!"

"Aya, stop it!!"

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Chen Yu has to face a problem at the moment......

He only now realized that the girls around him at the moment, even if they usually cooked, the food they needed to cook was basically processed. Now, it's like just now when Mirror Bell chased the chicken, and the whole room was filled with Mirror Bell screaming and chicken crowing.

This is not the most serious, the most serious thing is that after the others saw that Jing Yinling couldn't help this chicken jumping up and down, they went to help one by one, and finally they all pounced.

If Chen Yu now takes a picture of these girls eating ashes in front of a chicken, then it will definitely be a black history that is difficult for everyone here to erase in the future. Of course, Chen Yu's photos he took had to be saved and whether he would survive tonight.

Since ancient times, the pink hair has been black when cut.

Don't look at the innocent appearance of this group of girls in front of you, if the group is blackened, tonight's Chinese New Year's Eve dinner will add a whole person banquet.

Jingyin Ling and Le Zhengya did the chickens that everyone had no way to take, and Chen Yu easily grabbed each other.

Haven't you ever eaten pork and never seen a pig run? Although Chen Yu had never killed a chicken before, catching a chicken was quite simple for Chen Yu at this time.

After grabbing the chicken, Chen Yu suddenly thought a little.

Shouldn't the ingredient group system for tonight's Chinese New Year's Eve dinner let them find it themselves?

It's like the chicken in front of you, if you want to eat it, you have to catch it, kill it, and dispose of it before you can put it on the cutting board.

This is not important, the important thing is that a chicken will definitely not meet the needs of the Chinese New Year's Eve meal.

You know, normal Yan Huang people prepare a Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, and the dishes on the dinner table are indispensable to chicken, duck, fish and pigs, these four kinds of meat that Yan Huang usually eats. Other special meats are not counted separately for the time being.

Now that the chickens are there, where can the ducks, fish and pigs go to find them? If ducks, fish, pigs and chickens want to catch and kill them, then Chen Yu can't solve this matter even if he has three heads and six arms.

"Hey, hey."

"Chen Yu, he showed such a sad look at a young age, be careful not to find a girlfriend."

“......”

Thank you for your concern, I already have a girlfriend now.

Facing Gaia, who always talks to him as an adult, most of Gaia's words will make Chen Yu speechless and at the same time, she will also complain about her words in her heart.

You said that if it were an elderly adult or an old man who said this to him, Chen Yu might not react like this, but if it was Gaia with a typical Lori body, Chen Yu felt weird. Especially when he knew that the person in front of him was the one who dug the pit, he didn't want to mention it.

"As Chen Yu's intimate little padded jacket, how can I just let you go like this?"

"COME, STICK YOUR HEAD OUT, AND I'LL ADD A BUFF TO YOU."

“！！！”

Chen Yu's body suddenly stepped back and looked at Gaia vigilantly.

"Don't come here, if you have something to say, the lady doesn't move."

What are you kidding, I was scared by Alaye's BUFF blessing technique just now, and now in the blink of an eye, Chen Yu is not a masochist.

It's just that the latter sentence is crooked when you think about it......

Looking at Gaia's usual elegant temperament, Chen Yu's mind suddenly changed in the direction of dirt.

"It's disgusting!"

"Chen Yu, I didn't expect you to be such a person."

"I treat you as a brother, but you want to be with me."

“......”

"I'm sorry!!"

Chen Yu forgot that the master in front of him dared to say anything.

A girl's reserve? In front of this legal Lori, let alone reserved, this one is even dirtier than him.

Sure enough, as soon as I entered station B, it was as deep as the sea, and from then on I was a passerby.

Even people like Gaia can't avoid such a fate.

Fortunately, Gaia didn't speak loudly, otherwise she would be heard by others, Chen Yu's reputation...... It seems to stink already, and there is nothing to be afraid of.

But life still needs a skin to cover the wind and rain, and what can be fought for is still to be fought for.

In order to prevent Gaia from continuing, Chen Yu still bowed his head first. Anyway, Gaia Bacheng was teasing him, and it passed like she wanted. If it doesn't go well...... God knows how this little Gaia ancestor will make trouble.

In Chen Yu's impression, this person probably dared to say that she had Chen Yu's child in front of everyone.

"Stick your head over and I'll add a buff to you."

Looking at Gaia's serious appearance, after thinking about it, it is better to appease the little ancestor in front of him first, and leave the others aside for the time being. Thinking of this, Chen Yu stretched his head over and closed his eyes at the same time, with a desperate expression of dying at any time.

"Can't you just put your brain away?"

"Isn't it just that Alaye's violent nurse came to hammer me, and I need to show what I am now."

"Chen Yu, give you a reminder in advance, Alaya will often give her blessings in the future, you have to be prepared."

At this moment, Chen Yu, who was originally pretending to be desperate, was really desperate.

excuseme？？？

In the future, Alayah will often bestow his blessings...... That means that every time he is given, he has to feel like he has been knocked on a stick?

After roughly imagining it, Chen Yu suddenly felt that the world was spinning.

Gaia was happy now. She liked to see Chen Yu eat deflated, she asked Alayah to find Chen Yu alone, and she expected that Alaya would definitely make her best violent blessing method to Chen Yu.

The reason why it is a violent blessing method is because if you let Alaya personally apply a buff or give a blessing, then you have to face the intimate contact of Alaya in his hand that ignores the flesh and directly hits the spiritual soul, and the origin of the strongest BUFF blessing artifact Divine Radiance Invincible Cute Mace Xiao Ke. This intimate contact is a blessing ceremony if it is good, and it is a smothering stick if it is ugly.

That's right, Gaia thinks that Alaya is knocking on the Stuffy Stick in the ritual required to buff or grant blessings to men, and as long as this Stuffy Stick is male, no matter who it is, it can't be defended. No matter how strong your spirit is, in front of Xiao Ke, the divine brilliance and invincible cute mace in Alayya's hands, are as brittle as paper. As long as Xiao Ke knocks him, even the first seed will fall into a short coma.

Gaia's BUFF to Chen Yu naturally won't use Alayya's set, in fact, Alaya himself doesn't want to do that, but a certain pervert in order to satisfy his perverted hobby, when creating Alayya, that's how it was set, which leads to the fact that if Alaya doesn't do what he set, then she can't bless the other party with BUFF and blessings.

If that pervert knows that his perverted hobby has cheated Chen Yu, who has a lot to do with him, then his expression will definitely be wonderful......

Now Gaia adds a buff to Chen Yu, not that she really gives Chen Yu any ability, but that she wants to open a certain shackle for Chen Yu, and this shackle must be opened by people like Gaia, Alayya, Hakurei Reimu and Yakumo Purple, and others can't do it if they don't know it.

A faint black light appeared before Gaia, and the black light instantly disappeared into Chen Yu's forehead. Then, Chen Yu's body ...... There was no movement.

"Okay, the buff is added, don't look like you're about to die."

When she was asked to start this activity, Gaia had already guessed that she would be able to lift the shackles in Chen Yu's body. All of this is expected.

That's it???

You didn't seem to faint just now, did you? How is it over?

When Chen Yu had been waiting for the end of his consciousness to go dark and then wake up with pain in the back of his head, Gaia's words made Chen Yu a little confused.

BUT THIS IS NOT RIGHT, SINCE THERE IS NO PAIN, CHEN YU DID NOT FEEL THE CHANGES IN HIS BODY, DID HE ADD A FAKE BUFF?

"Alright, let's see my new gift for you."

"That...... Forgive me for being stupid, where is the gift you are talking about? ”

After looking for half a circle, neither physically nor mentally did not let go, but Chen Yu just didn't find the gift that Gaia was referring to.

"IQ is a good thing, I hope Chen Yu you don't go offline at a critical moment."

“......”

The words he usually used to satirize other people in his heart were now used by Gaia to mock him, it was really feng shui in turn, and the sky spared anyone.

Wait a minute!!

According to Gaia's prompting, when Chen Yu searched for something in his mind again, he noticed something unusual.

〈Kenshin Tongming (My Heart is Like a Sword) (Zhonghua Ichiban) (SVIP Enhanced Edition)〉

There seems to be something strange mixed in this Chen Yu's strongest golden finger.

"Gaia, what is China!"

For the sword heart to be clear, Chen Yu currently knows that it has two states, one is an ordinary relatively normal state, and the other is the self-mutilating self-mutilating state of not giving up until the goal is achieved. These two states are very easy to understand, but what the hell is this newly emerging China!

"China? Haven't you seen Chen Yu? ”

“......”

When Gaia mentioned this, Chen Yu suddenly remembered that the protagonist of the food fan, which had a great influence on his childhood, was called Xiao Dangjia. But if this little Chinese master is involved......

"Why does a good end of a Kenshin Tongming have such an additional state?"

If the ordinary sword heart is clear that Chen Yu can control itself, then my heart is like a sword is that Chen Yu sets a goal before opening it, and he vows not to give up if he does not reach that goal after opening, and Chen Yu himself cannot control the process. So what is this Zhonghua Ichiban? Could it be that he can't turn on the state of sword heart to cook?

"Don't? Alright, I'll help you reseal it. ”

"No, no, no, Gaia, you misunderstood, I didn't mean that."

What are you kidding, since it's opened, how can there be any reason to re-seal.

"I'm just curious why it's the way it is."

In Chen Yu's opinion, before the sword heart was clear, my heart was like a sword, and he could still understand it, after all, my heart was like a sword, which can be said to be a strengthened version of the sword heart. But this Zhonghua, Chen Yu couldn't think of anything to do with Jian Xin Tongming.

"Chen Yu, do you know what SVIP means?"

“SVIP......”

Could it be......

Specifically mentioned by Gaia, Chen Yu remembered the super member of a certain penguin before the crossing, that super member was a virtual service with a monthly consumption nature that could enjoy more than eighty top-level privileges, but in fact, most of them were useless.

Shouldn't this sword heart be clear......

"Judging by your expression, you should have guessed."

"That's right, it's Chen Yu, your SVIP enhanced version has a similar nature to the so-called SVIP. The reason why it is called SVIP Plus is because it eliminates many useless features and adds many intimate features. ”

“......”

What should Chen Yu say?

At this moment, Chen Yu was a little worried about the future. Before, he was worried about what the swarm system would ask him to do like destroy the earth, destroy the earth, destroy the earth, destroy the earth, but now he doesn't worry about that. Now what he is worried about is that when he encounters this kind of boss who never buys personal insurance for himself, Chen Yu feels that he has to maintain a state of being killed by the other party at any time.

To be able to play this kind of trick with a regular gold finger, Chen Yu has to admire the dalao who designed this gold finger, to some extent, this guy is also a talent.

"Anyway, it's up to you to do your own research. That's all I can do to help you, then, goodbye. ”

For Gaia, who is very bad at explaining, I found that if she continued to explain, it was very likely that she would leak her mouth. Not long ago, Reimu wanted her to give an explanation, and now if she grabs the pigtails again, Gaia is estimated to be locked up in a small dark room by Reimu for a while.

Don't look at Reimu's usual kindness and tolerance towards them, but in fact, Reimu is fierce, and Reimu regulates Gaia, just like an adult bullying a child, it's so easy and simple.

Help him untie this shackle, and then he will have to endure it for a while. Otherwise, she really angered the temperamental witch who dared to force her younger brother as an older sister, and then Gaia would have to really suffer for a while.

Why is this always the case......

Looking at Gaia, who disappeared in front of him, Chen Yu's mood at this time was almost unsure of how to describe it.

He once read a novel, and the protagonist of the novel is somewhat similar to him, and he has a very unreliable boss. But the protagonist's boss is usually unreliable, but he is still trustworthy when he is serious. But what about him, not to mention reliable, but not to cause him trouble, Chen Yu felt that the Bodhisattva had appeared. Although he didn't know if the Bodhisattva could intervene in this matter, there was nothing wrong with thinking about it this way.

A carrot and a stick are usually the most common routines for leading subordinates.

This kind of routine is also very common in other aspects, and Chen Yu, his boss (group system), also likes to play this set.

However, the carrot and stick routine was played by it in a different way.

For example, a carrot is drugged, and although you don't have to worry about your life if you eat it, it's okay to add some blockage to you if the medicine takes effect. The point is that the effective time of this medicine is not only known to the person who released the medicine, and the person who eats it is helpless to take it even if he knows it.

As for the big stick, the big stick of his boss is usually not the kind that can knock you to death with a stick, and the big stick it uses is often the kind of small stick that can't knock people to death, but this little stick is coated with honey, and it is nothing at the time when it knocks it. But the bees you bring in after that are enough to annoy you.

So far, the group system and the routines played by Gaia and them, thinking of what happened before and after, Chen Yu roughly guessed it. It is precisely in this way that he has such feelings.

Forget it, let's see what's the use of this Chinese game that plays with memes on your head.