Chapter 351:-stirring sticks
Hearing that Yang Maniac admits defeat, the buddy is soft, and he almost fell on the stage, it is not easy for him to catch the three thunders, it is better to fight with him, the three moves to pick him up seem to take advantage, in fact, it is more fucked up than the fighting method, I can dodge, can dodge, can make moves, and the three moves are really hard to connect, especially under the gaze of so many pairs of eyes, stealing and playing tricks are all slapping themselves in the face, but fortunately, I survived and reluctantly walked back to our side, Kou Zhen shouted at me: "Viagra, awesome." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info”
"Hold me!" The buddy whispered, a little unable to hold on, Kou Zhen was not stupid, and hurriedly stepped forward to help me, and then Ruan Han jumped out, holding a steel long sword in his hand, and saluted us: "I'll teach you in the second game." ”
"Bell up and kill him!" I shouted at the bell, and the bell jumped out and said to Ruan Han with a smile: "Ruan Han, it's been a long time, do you still recognize me?" ”
The change in the bell is too big, the buddy didn't recognize it when he returned to the alley, and Ruan Han couldn't recognize it, so he touched his head and said, "You are ......"
"I'm a bell, have you forgotten? A few years ago, when you were in the alley, you peeked at me taking a shower......"
You know why I sent the bell to play, right? In terms of ability, the bell is definitely not Ruan Han's opponent, but if he is a scoundrel, Ruan Han is definitely not the opponent of the bell, everyone was so familiar in the alley back then, Ruan Han was really embarrassed to win the bell? Sure enough, as soon as the bell spoke, there was a burst of laughter from the audience, Ruan was cold and sweaty, and said anxiously: "Bell, you have become beautiful, can you stop talking nonsense?" ”
Kou is really a very out of tune person, and his out of tune can be contagious, no matter how good a person stays with him for a long time, he can become out of tune, become a scoundrel, and be cheeky, for example, the buddy was taken by Kou Zhen to break, and the bell grew up with him since he was a child, and he is also a good hand when he plays a scoundrel.
Ruan Han didn't speak, but as soon as he spoke, he immediately let the bell grab the handle, and said in a loud voice: "You know how beautiful I am, you don't peek less, Ruan Han, you said that you peeked at me, are you responsible for me?" ......" The bell ridiculed Ruan Han unscrupulously, but the small bronze mirror in his left hand was held in his hand, secretly playing tricks.
Ruan Han is a good person, but when people who are fine also have deflated, especially in front of so many people, they can't explain this kind of thing, and the more they explain, the more chaotic it will be, Ruan Han simply shut up, but at this time, Yang Maniac made up for it, glared at the strange eyes and asked: "Ruan Han, your special mother also peeked at the bell to take a bath?" ”
His master shouted like this, he couldn't explain it clearly, Ruan Han stood on the stage crying and laughing, the bell and Ruan Han are no strangers, when they were drunk, they patted their shoulders together and called them brothers, and they almost worshiped their brothers, and it was not strange to know that his birthday was not strange at all, just when Ruan Han was at a loss, the bell had already finished calculating Ruan Han, and suddenly raised the bronze mirror, hooked the soul, and gently hooked it outward, Ruan Han was caught off guard, and the soul was hooked out a little.
It can't make any actual losses, but this is enough for a while, the bell didn't say a word, an arrow stepped over, and flew up according to Ruan Han is kick, and muttered in his mouth: "Let you peek at me taking a bath, let you peek at me taking a bath and still don't admit it!" ”
Ruan Han was unstable, and was kicked off the high platform by the bell without reacting at all, which caused a fact, Ruan Han was at a loss, embarrassed to do something with the bell, and the audience was even more uproaring, the bell won really without any suspense, Yang Maniac looked stupid, opened his mouth, and shouted to Ruan Han who fell off the high platform: "Your special mother really watched it?" ”
Ruan Han lay on the ground and couldn't get up, his right hand pounded the ground vigorously, with such an unobtrusive master, it is estimated that he wants to die...... The buddy was relieved in his heart, he won, he won two games in a row from the Maoshan faction, and finally won this game, but the buddy was almost killed by Yang Maniac with thunder, but the bell didn't have anything, I knew that the bell was so strong, and when dealing with Yang Maniac, I should let the bell go on, and let the bell wronged Yang Maniac peek at her taking a bath, what kind of scene would it be?
Buddy is very yearning, but also very helpless, the end of the comparison is the end of the comparison, I took a deep breath, endured the discomfort on my body, and wanted to take my brothers to the stage, Yang Madman shouted: "Wait! ”
Damn, what's the moth out of this old thing? Two wins in three games, we won two games, you are unhappy and you lose, do you have to find face than the last game? If it were someone else, he would definitely think that it was a blind delay in kung fu, but Yang Madman is not necessarily, he is really crazy......
The buddy stiffened, turned his head and said to Madman Yang: "Senior Yang, we have already won, there is no need to compete again, right?" ”
Yang Maniac didn't pay attention to me, standing on the high platform with a golden knife, facing the Taoist sect under the stage, and said: "Maoshan faction, the Northern Song Dynasty and Longhu Mountain, Hesoshan Mountain are the same three Taoist Fu Sect, known as the Three Mountains Fu Gong, Longhu Mountain Zhang Tianshi has been in charge of the Three Mountains Fu Gong, it seems to be two families, in fact, it is one, so many years have come, Maoshan does not want to change the boss, since I lost, Maoshan still serves Longhu Mountain as the leader, today the two are one family, before the conference is completed, my Maoshan temporarily belongs to the Dragon and Tiger Mountain, that is not convinced? ”
Yang Maniac threw out a bomb, and the bottom of the stage suddenly exploded, Bai Ruiyun's face was even more ugly as if he had opened a color shop, one would be black and one would be red, everyone had said before, fighting method, if you lose, you are not qualified to go on stage, Yang Maniac suddenly came to such a hand, after losing, he refused to quit, but joined Longhu Mountain, which means that he can still fight.
That's fucking up, our side is not weak in the first place, plus Yang Maniac...... Everyone sees his talisman technique, and the three thunderbolts are simply demonstrations, so that the momentum of Longhu Mountain has soared, if it were other small sects, Bai Ruiyun would probably have jumped out and disagreed, but what is the identity of Yang Maniac?
No matter how crazy Yang madman is, he is also the representative of the Maoshan faction, and this master Yang madman can't take it, that is to say, before Yang Maniac came, it is estimated that he discussed with the head of Maoshan to help Longhu Mountain, Yang Maniac did this, not only I wondered, everyone wondered, Maoshan is now in the limelight, and no one has anything to say if he wins the first place, what is the whole thing going on?
Doesn't Maoshan have ambitions? I couldn't figure out the meaning, and Uncle Corpse whispered beside me, "What's there you can't think of?" The head of Maoshan is a smart person, now in this world, Maoshan's name is loud enough, it doesn't mean anything if the Fu Master is not right, he is not famous for the Maoshan faction, but there are a lot of things when he is done, and it is impossible to say that it will flourish and decline, not to mention what era is it now, if the gun shoots the first bird? ”
Buddy suddenly suddenly, the decline of Longhu Mountain is not what it looks like, when this leader is actually a hanging, basically no one admits it, otherwise everyone will not come, and the government is also very relieved, because it can't make waves, but if Maoshan, who is already famous, becomes a leader, the difference is big, after all, Maoshan is now powerful, and there is a Li sect leader in the whole ...... What's more, it's a false name, it's really not interesting, and it's not difficult to understand why Maoshan still has to be attributed to Longhu Mountain, find a tree to enjoy the shade, how many generations have come over like this, and it is the same now, regardless of whether this tree is a big tree or not, at least it is a tree.
For hundreds of years, Longhu Mountain has been the boss, changing the dynasty, Maoshan also felt awkward, so he simply helped Longhu Mountain, not to mention that I have a very close relationship with Yang Maniac, I couldn't help but look at the corpse uncle next to me, and felt that my Taoism was not enough, and I had to cultivate well, at least I had to cultivate enough to be able to guess the thoughts of these old foxes.
Yang Maniac is domineering, and when he stands on the stage, no one dares to say no, but as soon as this example is opened, the sects that lost before can temporarily find a sect to take refuge, anyway, it is only a few days, and they can play again, and suddenly some defeated sects shouted: "Can we also temporarily belong to other sects......
Everyone's eyes looked at Bai Ruiyun to see what he said, Bai Ruiyun's face turned red, and he couldn't help it, and said loudly to the Yang madman on the stage: "Senior Yang, I'm afraid you're not in line with the rules like this, right?" ”
Madman Yang was condescending, squinted at Bai Ruiyun, and snorted coldly: "Why is it out of order?" Who made this rule? Isn't there no one who has yet to be elected to rule the world talisman? What's the matter, you're going to be in charge of the world's Daomen's bull's ears? ”
Bai Ruiyun was stunned by Yang Madman, although he presided over the conference and called on everyone to participate, but he really didn't have any qualifications to set the rules, after all, the Jade Toad faction was also one of the sects participating in the competition, and before the conspiracy and tricks succeeded, the girl still had to take advantage of the righteousness, and it was impossible to blatantly make people feel that what he said.
Bai Ruiyun's eyes rolled, and before he could speak, Yang Maniac said: "Since no one has set the rules, then let's decide, those who lose can be temporarily classified into other sects, everyone finally gets together, and it's good to be lively, as for the strength and weakness, then it depends on their ability." ”
"Senior Yang, everyone won't agree, and I didn't say that before."
Bai Ruiyun was still not convinced, and argued, Yang Maniac glared at him and asked everyone in the audience: "What Lao Tzu said, do you agree or not?" ”
"I Yuxian faction agrees, Senior Yang is right, I support Senior Yang...... "Yuxian faction responded first, presumably it was too embarrassing to lose before, and I wanted to find some ground in the back, someone came forward, and those sects who lost immediately responded, shouting noisily: "We also agree, this is an exchange conference, not a competition to recruit relatives, there is always no harm in communicating more......
How good is the reason, indeed, it was originally an exchange conference, why not allow exchanges? Bai Ruiyun's face turned three points pale in an instant, and he didn't speak, Madman Yang was triumphant, his nostrils were facing the sky, his buddy looked at his appearance, and couldn't help but smile bitterly, I found that as long as Madman Yang was there, no matter how good the scriptures were, he would be a-stirring stick.
But why do I feel so good? (To be continued.) )