Chapter 34: Chop off a policeman's finger

I looked at his fingertips - I was, my trouser pockets were turned out, my wallet was nowhere to be found - I had been picked!

For a moment I stood on the spot, speechless.

One moment he was still an anti-pickpocket hero who was looked up to by the whole car, but the next moment he became a pitiful pickpocket victim in seconds, what the hell is going on!

I'm dizzy!

The people in the car also sighed, secretly lamenting the pickpocket's elusive and magical methods, and secretly sympathized with my plight.

The car started, and I returned to the back seat in a daze, shook my head vigorously, and thought about what was going on. Where and who did it?

"Smack-" I slapped my thigh, "it's her, that little girl!" ”

I still had my wallet on me when I sold two 10 yuan tickets, and I haven't been anywhere since, and the only people who can get close to me are this little girl and the white-faced skeleton. And the white-faced skeleton has always been the focus of my attention, he naturally can't and doesn't have the opportunity to attack me, on the contrary, he attacked the middle-aged uncle but was destroyed by me, the only opportunity to get close to me and take the opportunity to start is the little girl, I didn't expect to look so delicate and so Chuchu The poor little girl is a pickpocket, and she is also a powerful person with superb acting skills, it is really unseemly!

I remembered that the first time I knocked down the white-faced skeleton, didn't the little girl pretend to be in a hurry to pick up the bag under my crotch, and pick it up with both hands, I still felt a little strange at the time, but the situation was tense at the time, and I didn't have time to think about it - what the hell is this picking up a bag? It was clear that he was covering with a bag in one hand, and with the other hand he was holding a razor blade to cut open my pants pocket and take my wallet away. And then didn't she hold her bag on her chest and pretend to be afraid? What the hell is this fear, it turns out to be just a means of transferring stolen goods. Then she left her seat and cried and pretended to be afraid that we would hurt her, and asked the driver to stop and get out of the car, but she succeeded and fled the scene.

I still think she's pitiful and cute!

It turns out that this loveliness is disguised, and sure enough, the poor people must have something to hate, and the ancients did not deceive me.

No wonder she stared at my waist as soon as she came up, maybe she had already identified the location of my wallet at that time, planned how to start and how to escape afterwards, and even if it wasn't for my confrontation with the white-faced skeleton, I am afraid that she would have other means of attack, but I can't guess, otherwise she would not have chosen this dead end seat position anyway.

Get! It seems that as soon as people come up, they think that I am a lamb to be slaughtered in Baihuahua, I am dizzy!

There is no doubt that this little girl and the white-faced skeleton are definitely all the way, and they get in the car at the same time and get off at the same time, one is pure and lovely, the other is cold and scary and hateful, one is in the dark and the other is in the light, what a perfect match!

"Guan Wuyi, how about the loss? And is there any money? Why don't you take 200 yuan and spend it first? "The middle-aged uncle got my help to avoid a terrible chain reaction, and when he saw that I was not happy with my thoughts, he spoke.

I shook my head, suddenly laughed too, and said, "It's okay! No loss! ”

This is really not a deliberate nonsense to comfort him, but there is really no big loss.

Coincidentally, yesterday afternoon, my father didn't have enough money on him, so I gave him all the Red Bull on my body, so there were only more than 20 yuan left in the wallet, and after getting on the bus, I gave 20 yuan for the fare, and there were a few dollars left in the wallet, it seems to be four or five?

Quack Quack - I have a bad memory, I am cheap that little girl, I have a few dollars in the account, and I can buy a few buns for breakfast! It's just that she said that she wanted to go to Wangli Town before, and she spent 8 yuan on the fare, which seems to be calculated from the difference in the amount, she seems to have suffered a loss!

But my wallet is worth a lot, and it's only been a little over a month since I bought it!

I remember that it was a polder day, and a vendor brought a lot of wallets and belts, and also brought his own flamethrower to burn his wallet to prove that it was absolutely genuine leather, and at the same time he cried out that the boss of the manufacturer was shameless, and the money ran away with his sister-in-law, and the workers were owed wages and had no choice but to deduct the goods in the factory. Naturally, I don't believe that there is a real cowhide for ten dollars, but ten dollars is not expensive, is it? So I got together and won a personal field, and I got a money field!

But I didn't expect that it was stolen after only using it for more than a month, and I haven't used the value of ten yuan yet, I'm dizzy!

I naturally have a bank card and ID card on me, but I have a habit that I must store these valuable and convenient things separately, which is not influenced by the philosophy of "don't put all your eggs in the same basket", but just when I go out, the natural sense of safety precautions!

I didn't expect that today it was finally confirmed that this was the right thing to do and very necessary!

I don't know if the two goods are elated or pale when they see the results of this trip at this time? The little girl looks like a human, and even if she gets angry, she shouldn't be too ugly, right!? It's just that the white-faced skeleton is hard to say, I lost a pair of special chopsticks and a knife, and I beat him, I must have been angry, right!? But he is already the kind that is ugly to the limit, and I believe that no matter how ugly he is, he will not be ugly!

Of course, I still have a loss, that is, my pants are broken, not only the trouser pocket was cut, but even the thigh next to it has a cut of about 2 centimeters, it is estimated that it is a little girl with a feeling of cutting and the position is slightly deviated, but she is very good at knife work, and she only cut the pants without hurting my skin.

Admire!

……

When the car arrives at the station, next to the station is the famous Heilan House - a man's wardrobe.

Because you have to meet people, you can't be in tatters like a beggar, right? We are now also rich and handsome with two-thirds of the completion, how can we meet the identity of our white-collar income if we don't dress up?

888 yuan of coats, 398 yuan of pants, 598 yuan of Yierkang shoes, willfully bought a body of leisure, although the money is painful, but look in the mirror: I saw the person in the mirror is suave, the jade tree is in the wind, and sure enough, a pear blossom presses the begonia, so handsome that you really don't want to get it!

As for the old goods that I replaced, I naturally threw them into the garbage heap of history, or what are you doing with small bags and relatives?

……

I'm not a stranger to Baichuan County, how can I say that I also studied high school here for three years, didn't I? Although three or four years have passed, there have been great changes, but the location of places like the Public Security Bureau has not changed.

When I asked with a smile where the criminal investigation captain of the police on duty was, he estimated that I was a rich second-generation official or something, politely explained that the captain was on the ninth floor, and then saluted me, which was really useful!

But when I entered the lobby of the Public Security Bureau building, I was dumbfounded, there was actually a layer of glass door between the elevator and the hall, and I needed fingerprints to decrypt before I could enter.

I'm dizzy! Where am I going to chop off a policeman's finger?