Chapter 8: Smashing Eggs and Fooling Students

Sam has only lived a decent life since the report, of course, except for his own Michaela sister and his own loving life, it is the blonde girl who has been harassing herself, Sam almost missed her chastity several times, and the result was that Michaela appeared in time, of course, the result was a strong blow to herself by Michaela's sister, kidney deficiency attack, and this situation lasted until a course about space.

This is a big class, Sam opened his book and began to prepare for the lecture, the female Decepticon Alice was also in the class and other attention to Sam's actions, it should be for the super leader words that Sam drew at the last party, it was uploaded and found that it was only a paragraph, the specific situation needs more complete details, and Megatron is already nearby, but because the Red and White Army and Optimus Prime are nearby, they dare not come when there is no definite news to avoid unnecessary casualties.

After the professor in the class soon appeared, he began to prepare to pretend to speak, and Bai Yujing was also squatting in the nearby corner, waiting for Sam's mutation while eating, but unfortunately Sam was still listening there like a fool after the start, which made Bai Yujing scratch his head a little.

However, Bai Yujing didn't notice that the teacher who was lecturing had been paying attention to her: "Hey that student, this is class, you're eating, I'll kick you out."

Bai Yujing raised his head from the cross-legged seat: "I, what do you say about me?"

The teacher of the space course said to Bai Yujing with a very hung face: "Yes, it's you, you are a student in that department, I want to announce that you have failed"

"Oh, you can do whatever it takes" After saying that, Bai Yujing didn't bird him, and after pouring a sip of wine. Continue to gnaw on his master's inventory. It's so damn delicious. Since Bai Yujing started eating, he has selectively given up on general food, as for those who really can't gnaw and want to eat, they are looking for similar existences, Bai Yujing gnawed on the fragrance of food in the vicinity, and the students couldn't listen to it for a long time, but the general Lao Mei's university classes are relatively lax and no one cares about Bai Yujing's strange behavior, of course, some students still know what Bai Yujing does, the new food teacher and kung fu teacher. On the day he came, he beat up several black belts N stage, and was finally humiliated by Bai Yujing's eggs.

"You are an insult to knowledge, you" This teacher feels that his knowledge is professional, and even the principal will not say anything to him, and he actually met such a student today.

Bai Yujing is not happy, isn't it just to eat something to scold yourself like this, since you are shameless, Lao Tzu will not give you a good time, and took out the egg from his pocket to smash people.

"You"

"Two points"

"You"

"3 points"

This teacher was almost crazy by Bai Yujing, and he really couldn't scold others, but he found that he could only say the word you no matter what, and then he couldn't open his mouth. Then no matter how you dodge, you will be smashed by Bai Yujing's eggs, and this class has become Bai Yujing's fancy egg-smashing performance.

I saw that the dozen eggs in my hand were gone. Bai Yujing didn't want to waste the ingredients, and then waved his hand at the unlucky teacher and the students around him who kept taking pictures: "Quiet, I am your kung fu and food teacher, what this class teaches you is that food can also be used as a weapon to humiliate idiots."

"Oh, the teacher was taught"

"Oh my God, this is honest, no wonder it was smashed so accurately" "**** Kung Fu~! “

The teacher who was smashed very badly still didn't believe in evil, and with a lot of eggshells and eggs, he picked up the microphone of the students around him and picked up the microphone on the side: "That so-called teacher, I want to accuse you, knowledge is not something that can be humiliated by your vulgarity that can only make food and hands, I want to duel with you"

Hey, anyway, Bai Yujing was annoyed when he saw that Sam didn't move, and he appeared in front of this teacher directly, and then floated in mid-air and looked at this teacher condescendingly, and refreshed his three views again: "Mortal, what did you say, you want to duel with me"

"Oh Maiga" The students were crazy with his meow, what is this, when can human beings float in mid-air, Bai Yujing is not only floating but also began to spread out a trace of his small universe, and those faint golden starlight slowly emerged, this is the god.

The teacher who has been claiming to be a scientist was surprised and couldn't speak, what is the situation that he said that he is a scientist and can't be superstitious, this must be an illusion, in fact, it's not just him who is crazy, the military personnel who assisted in defending Sam on the side are also going crazy, although they knew that Bai Yujing was more peculiar when they came, the Ministry of Defense repeatedly reminded not to mess with her, if you can try to communicate with Bai Yujing as much as possible, myths and legends appear too attractive to these people who have seen half a hundred, if you can, it will mean eternal life.

Bai Yujing looked at the confused teachers and students watching him, and planned to turn on the flickering mode for them: "Okay, children, science is still very important, but the hidden energy inside the human body is also huge, where is the energy that human beings consume from their own preparation for pregnancy, which is equivalent to the equivalent of an atomic bomb, finally dissipated, of course, in your body, as for why it finally disappeared, it is because of the self-protection of human DAN, because the mortal body cannot withstand such a huge amount of energy, Coupled with the lack of void energy on the earth now, the evolution direction of human beings has transitioned from the initial strengthening of the self-body to the progress of relying on scientific knowledge, which is one-sided, but when a civilization develops to the extreme, there will be no difference between the two sides, this boundary is still a long way to go for the earthlings of this space, space and universe, study hard, and I am just an extraordinary adventure in your life." Bai Yujing raised his right hand and gathered his golden ball of light, which could no longer be called the energy of the small universe, but the power of the light of the void: "Fight for your race"

A golden light wave began to spread, causing black smoke to emit black smoke from the electronic products of the students around them who were recording, and the electromagnetic pulse weapons hidden by Bai Yujing were withdrawn from his pockets, and then he pretended to be forced to set himself an invisible position and disappeared into the classroom.

The students are going crazy, what the hell is going on, hallucinations of course not their communication storage tools are still slowly emitting black smoke, and Sam in the crowd is irritated, running to the podium full of eggshells to write some Cybertron words again, and then runs out to the surprised eyes of the students and Decepticon Alice.

To be continued (To be continued. )