I said: "Recently, there is a female brand dealer from Chengdu who has received a large number of goods in Thailand, resulting in the scarcity of good Buddhist cards, so they are more sought-after. However, this is only temporary, and it will take three or four months at most for Thailand's amulet market to stabilize. Please ask for it again when the time comes. ”

Brother Ye said that if he could wait a few months, he wouldn't have to ask me for a Buddhist card, and asked me if this thing would definitely help him get through this hurdle. I said that first of all, I dare not guarantee 100%, and secondly, I also think that the price is relatively high, so I will help you find other kinds of amulets.

Anyone who does business will often encounter this kind of customer. At first, you tell him that a certain product is the best for you, but then for some reason you can't make a deal, and then ask him to change to something else, and he doesn't like what he says, and thinks that you have other plans, or the first impression is fixed, so he wants this. Brother Ye is also this kind of person, he has to shoot babies in this ancient method, although he doesn't even know what it means to shoot babies.

I thought to myself, the early baby shooting effect of Luang Po Su Shen is very good. If you don't enter the law, there are few worshippers who are not satisfied. In order to make money and develop customers, I turned my heart and said to Brother Ye: "Then let's do it, 4,000 yuan, use it for two months, and you must return it after fulfilling your wish, if you fail to make your wish, I will return 2,000 to you." "My plan is that the worst outcome is that I don't make money, and this customer is not handed over, but if it is a wish, won't there be another channel?

Brother Ye thought about it, and then asked what the ancient method of shooting babies is. Is it a slap on the head of a child with a hand? I was taking a sip of water and almost didn't squirt. I had to explain to him what is called baby shooting, and what is called the ancient method of baby shooting. For people who do not understand Theravada Buddhism and Southeast Asian culture at all, not only will they not be able to understand the Buddha cards after listening to it once, but they will even become more confused the more they listen. Later, I simply told Brother Ye: "You don't need to understand. If you believe me, please do it, if you believe it, even if you ask to go back, I am afraid that the effect will not be too good. If you think like this, you should spend 4,000 yuan to ask someone to help you transfer to another position, and if you don't succeed, you have to give someone 2,000. You can just think it's worth it. ”

Brother Ye thought about it for a long time, and I could even hear his expression on the microphone gritting his teeth: "Okay, then this one!" I am a man who is willing to trust his friends, and four thousand is four thousand. To tell the truth, the internal staff transfer of our unit can't be done for 4,000 yuan at all, and it's almost the same to add zero. So how does the process go? ”

I told him, "When the Buddha card arrives, it will be accompanied by a piece of paper printed with pinyin and Chinese marking, which is an ancient Cambodian mantra." You have to recite it first, and then without distraction at home, place the amulet on the table and place a few special things nearby to worship. For example, high-quality liquor, agarwood or other good quality incense candles, fresh fruits, lilies and sugar water. Usually it can be worn around the neck during the day and placed on the table at night for worship. Except for the offerings I just mentioned, don't worship anything else, lest you get angry. When you're ready to submit your transfer application, put on a brand new offering and start making a wish for the baby, while reciting a mantra. ”

"Yes, is it that complicated?" Brother Ye was a little stunned. I smiled and said that this is not a Guanyin Maitreya pendant invited from some Chinese temple Taoist temple, saying that it has an effect, but in fact, most of them are bluffing. The more you wish to achieve good results, the more you must abide by the method of worship, otherwise why should you get your wish?

Brother Ye sighed: "It makes sense, okay, I'm also forced to be helpless, then you quickly tell Thailand to deliver the goods, I'll go to your store to pick it up when the time comes, and by the way, let's have a few drinks with my brother-in-law." You ask him for the money tomorrow, and I'll give it to him in a few days when I pick it up. ”

After hanging up the phone, I immediately sent a text message to Lao Xie, asking him to deliver the goods to my Buddhist brand store immediately tomorrow, and I will transfer money to him tomorrow.

The next day, as soon as I opened the iron sliding door of the Buddhist brand shop, the eldest brother of the art club came out and gave me 4,000 yuan, saying that his brother-in-law called him last night to tell him. Doing business with acquaintances is good for this, and it is a pleasure to pay for it.

A few days later, the international express arrived, and I opened it to see, and sure enough, it was the early ancient method of Longpo Su ginseng. I thought that this brand could be found in Thailand for 10,000 baht in the past, but now I actually want to rent it, so I sent a text message to Brother Ye to ask him to pick it up. Brother Ye arrived at seven o'clock in the evening, and entered the house with the eldest brother of the art club, and told me that he had already sorted out today's work account at six o'clock, but the manager held a meeting to announce that next Sunday he would conduct a professional knowledge assessment for all window personnel.

He said angrily: "It's enough, this kind of assessment has to come once a month, and it is more punctual than women's special circumstances!" ”

I handed him the ancient method of patting the baby, and the three of them went to a nearby restaurant to kill pigs and drink. The eldest brother of the art club asked his brother-in-law: "You spent 4,000 yuan to rent a Buddhist card, how did my sister agree to this?" ”

Brother Ye said: "You don't know her temper yet, can you agree?" I secretly borrowed 4,000 from two classmates. ”

I asked, "Then how do you offer amulets?" If my sister-in-law doesn't agree to this, can you make a good offer? Brother Ye said that he had to tell her that the Buddha card was borrowed, just like worshipping the crooked neck of the old mother. If it can really be done, tell her about the rent, if not, then I can only admit bad luck.

The eldest brother of the art club smiled bitterly: "The public institution is not easy to mix, what have you forced my brother-in-law to become, cheers, you said that it is not easy for us men to live." "The three of us touched a lot of glasses that night, and the more Brother Ye talked, the more energetic he became, borrowing wine to drown his sorrows, if it wasn't for me and the eldest brother of the art club to stop him, Brother Ye didn't know how much wine to drink, and he probably had to crawl home.

When I got home, I threw up, and when I was lying in bed and sobering up, I thought that there were advantages and disadvantages to doing things with acquaintances, the advantage was not picky, and the disadvantage was that there were too many scruples. For example, Brother Ye's business, if you change it to other customers, you don't like to invite it, and no matter if it has any effect after you ask, it is impossible for me to refund him the difference. But Brother Ye is the brother-in-law of the eldest brother of the art club, and he still has to get by in terms of face, so I made this decision. China is a humane society, and no one can avoid it in the face of humanism.

The next night, Brother Ye sent me a text message, saying that his wife, who is the sister of the eldest brother of the art club, saw that he was offering the ancient method of taking babies on the table, with apples, lilies, sugar water, white wine and Tibetan incense next to him, and he put his hands together and said something in his mouth, so he asked what was going on. He lied that he borrowed a Buddha from a friend, which was very effective, but he was still reprimanded by his wife, saying that he was stressed and nervous.

I comforted him and said that it was okay to have a training, and it was good that your wife didn't smash the Buddha card with a hammer.

A few days later, Brother Ye told me that he had submitted an application for transfer to the personnel department of the unit, and when he submitted the report, his colleagues in the personnel department were laughing at him, saying that it was useless work, and he was transferred from the window to the personnel department and the administrative department, which was unlikely to be approved. I asked Brother Ye how long it would take to reply to this kind of application report, and he said that it would take about a month.

One morning more than 20 days later, I received a text message from Brother Ye: "Brother Tian, I'm really embarrassed to mention the refund of the money to you. My brother-in-law came to my house for dinner tonight, and I asked him to bring it to you tomorrow. "As soon as I heard this, I knew that I couldn't earn 2,000 yuan, and it must be that Brother Ye had just received the notice, and his application for transfer was not approved. I thought to myself, the early ancient method of Luang Po Su Shen did not make the worshipper make his wish, it seems that the Thai amulet is not omnipotent, even if it is the real card of the famous master.

I went to the art club next door and handed over 2,000 yuan to the eldest brother of the art club, and he asked strangely, "What, it's really ineffective?" I nodded embarrassedly, but the eldest brother of the art club looked very open: "Normal, the Buddha card is not a panacea, and you want to do something for tens of thousands of yuan if you spend a few thousand yuan, isn't that nonsense!" I'll bring you the amulet card tomorrow, it's not good to make this happen, I have to tell Lao Ye in the future, don't trouble my friends anymore, it's hard for people to do it. ”

Early the next morning, I had just taken out the key to open the sliding door of the Buddhist brand shop, when the big brother of the art club pushed open the door and beckoned to me. I entered the house, thinking that he would return the amulet to me, but he handed me 2,000 yuan. Dirty and young.

"What does that mean? Want to ask for another card? Forget it, don't be funny, give me that piece of ancient method. "I don't want to do Brother Ye's business anymore, so I said with a smile.