Chapter 3 Trapping the Cat Demon
Since Yang Yang saw Huang Yiping and the Wonderful Editor-in-Chief together, he changed the title of the Wonderful Editor-in-Chief to the Mask Man. Right now, he's chatting with Masked Man on his computer.
Yang Yang's screen name is Eryang, and the QQ window shows the conversation between the two:
[Editor-in-Chief: How does it feel to be popular overnight? 】
[Eryang: I was very excited at first, but I don't feel much now. 】
[Editor-in-Chief: Well, you have a new mission......]
[Eryang: I just went home and didn't let people be idle, what did I do, and what was the reward? (Crazy)】
[Editor-in-Chief: The reward this time is very good (picking your nose), you will know when the time comes.] Remember when I told you that some regular things in the real world have become irregular because of the expansion of distorted time and space? 】
[Eryang: Yes, is this mission related to these? (Doubts)]
[Editor-in-Chief: That's right, the so-called irregularity is not only some confusion in time and space, now the problem of chaotic time and space has been solved, but there are still some irregularities scattered in the real world. 】
[Eryang: What exactly is an irregular thing? (doubt) (doubt) (doubt)
[Editor-in-Chief: Ka Ka Ka, the time has come to witness the miracle, Sao Nian, are you ready? ] 】
[Eryang:, don't talk nonsense, don't you, let go of a fart. 】
[Editor-in-Chief: ...... That's the case, because of the expansion of chaotic time and space, some villains in the world of fiction have flowed into the real world. You're back in the real world this time, so it's up to you to destroy these villains. 】
[Eryang: Nima! Didn't you say that poetry is the only humanoid that has been created? 】
[Editor-in-Chief: Who is Shishi, a star? 】
[Eryang: Shishi is the new name of the idiot, and I changed her name. 】
[Editor-in-Chief: Oh, that's right, those villains in the world of fiction are not humanoids, but what I call irregularities. Sao Nian, come on, I believe in you! 】
[Eryang: How can I find those novel villains? 】
[Editor-in-Chief: Open your phone and see, I have loaded the scanning assistance software into your phone.] 】
Yang Yang found his copycat smartphone, he usually doesn't use his mobile phone much except for making calls, so he didn't change it.
Picked up the phone, turned on the screen, and found that there was an icon of Fang Tian's halberd in the phone, and the words 'antivirus assistant' were written under the icon.
Click on this software icon to enter the software interface, the software interface is like a compass, with dimensions engraved around it, and a small pointer in the middle.
Yang Yang observed the small pointer, the phone suddenly vibrate, and then the small pointer rotated violently, and finally pointed in a fixed direction, and a big red exclamation mark popped up on the screen, and then a mini Levert image appeared on the screen, just like some NPC characters in the game.
"Master, we meet again." The mini Levert in the mobile phone greeted Yang Yang, and then continued: "Please follow the instructions of the anti-virus assistant to explore nearby, the software has detected irregular objects nearby." ”
Yang Yang was very curious, but he didn't expect that there were things that ran out of the novel near the newly bought villa. He walked in the direction of the pointer, for it was past five o'clock in the morning, and everyone in the family was still sleeping.
Yang Shishi and the nanny slept in the same room, and Yang Yang's parents also had separate bedrooms. At this time, Yang Yang came from the room and found that the nanny Li Lei was already preparing to make breakfast.
"Morning, Sister Li, you don't have to get up so early, you can prepare breakfast at six o'clock every morning." Yang Yang and Li Lei greeted each other, but his mobile phone suddenly vibrate.
Yang Yang looked down at his phone and found that Li Lei's avatar appeared on the software interface of the antivirus assistant, and the words 'target found' were marked below the avatar.
Yang Yang was shocked, he never expected that this newly hired nanny turned out to be a character in the world of novels!
And Li Lei and Yang Shishi lived together last night, Yang Yang was afraid when he thought about it, but he didn't do it to Li Lei immediately, because he was afraid of startling the snake, and he didn't know what Li Lei's strength was and what his true identity was, besides, this was still in his own home, and if he was found by his parents here, he would not be able to frighten the two old men.
Li Lei smiled slightly, tied up her apron, and said to Yang Yang: "I'm usually used to it, and I usually get up at five o'clock in the morning. Why don't I clean up the living room first, and I'll make breakfast when everyone is up. ”
Yang Yang felt very awkward, nodded, glanced at Li Lei carefully, and then entered the nanny's room to investigate the situation in the room.
The babysitter's room had only a double bed and a simple dressing table. After Yang Yang entered the room, he found that Yang Shishi was still asleep, and the quilt on her body was kicked off the ground by her, she was now only wearing small panties and a bra, and her sleeping position was very funny, just like the posture of a football player shooting a goal, and the corners of her mouth were still drooling.
Looking at the sleeping girl in front of him, Yang Yang smiled, and found that there was nothing abnormal in the room, so he was ready to push the door and leave. But as soon as he turned around, he suddenly smelled a strange smell, as if something was rotting.
He followed the smell and found a black sealed plastic bag on the floor next to the head of the bed, from which the smell seemed to come from.
Yang Yang carefully tore open the plastic bag and found that it contained dead rats that were about to rot!
As soon as the plastic bag was torn open, the rancid smell of the dead rat overflowed the bedroom. Yang Shishi also woke up with smoke.
She opened her eyes in a daze, and found that Yang Yang was actually in her room, wrinkled her nose, and wondered: "What smells so bad?" It's disgusting! ”
Yang Yang made a gesture of silence, Yang Shishi understood and immediately closed her mouth.
Yang Yang brought the plastic bag to Yang Shishi and whispered, "Can you re-seal this plastic bag?" ”
Yang Shishi nodded, cast her own spell, only to see her fingers emit a faint green light, like a cyan flame, and gently stroked the tore opening of the bag, and the bag was resealed.
Yang Yang put the bag in its place and immediately opened the window. January in the Northeast is still a cold winter, and the cold wind blows into the bedroom, freezing almost red. Yang Shishi, who was naked, threw herself directly into Yang Yang's arms and covered her with a quilt.
The rancid smell slowly flowed out of the window, and Yang Yang closed the window.
At this time, Yang Shishi was getting dressed, and Yang Yang was about to leave the room, when there was a sudden sound of footsteps outside the door, Yang Yang was shocked, his eyes turned, looked at Yang Shishi who was dressing, and threw her directly on the bed, making a very intimate posture. Yang Shishi's eyes widened, and she opened her mouth and was about to speak, but Yang Yang forcibly gagged her mouth and kissed her directly.
At the same time, the nanny Li Lei pushed the door in, she looked panicked, but when she saw that Yang Yang was bullying Yang Shishi who was 'disheveled' at this time, she breathed a sigh of relief, patted her chest, and quickly left the room.
After the nanny left the room for a while, Yang Yang got up from Yang Shishi's body, sat aside, and whispered: "I really had no choice but to temporarily play an intimate scene with you just now." ”
Yang Shishi's face was flushed with shame, but her reaction was also very sensitive, and she whispered: "You deliberately showed it to Sister Li?" ”
Yang Yang nodded and told Yang Shishi about the task given to him by the Mask Man.
Yang Shishi looked shocked after hearing this, and whispered: "Since Sister Li is a bad person, we will directly eliminate her, otherwise what if she frames her uncle and aunt?" ”
Yang Yang nodded and said: "My task is to eliminate the villains in these novels, just now you also saw that she actually used a bag to hold so many dead mice, I estimate her true identity is a cat demon." But we can't do anything to her at home, I'm afraid of alarming my parents, they are just ordinary people and can't stand to be frightened. ”
Yang Shishi got dressed, pondered for a while, and suddenly her eyes lit up, and she said: "I have a way, if she is really a cat demon, she can not only eat mice, but also like to eat fish." ”
Yang Yang understood Yang Shishi's meaning, smiled knowingly, and the two left the room at the same time, came to the living room, and found that Li Lei was still cleaning the room.
I looked at my watch, and it was already half past five in the morning. Yang Shishi stood beside Yang Yang, tidied up the corners of her clothes, and said to Li Lei, who was cleaning the room: "Sister Li, Yang Yang wants to eat fish, let's go outside to buy a fish and come back, it just so happens that it's almost breakfast time." ”
Li Lei's eyes lit up and said, "Okay, I'll go to the room to change clothes." ”
Yang Yang said: "This is the suburbs, I will drive you to the market." ”
In this way, Li Lei changed her clothes and left the house with Yang Yang and Yang Shishi excitedly.
Yang Yang drove a car out of the villa, came to the county town to buy a carp, and then drove back. But when passing the villa, he did not stop, but drove directly towards the suburbs.
Li Lei was puzzled and wondered: "Where are we going?" ”
Yang Shishi and Li Lei were both sitting in the back seats, Yang Yang braked sharply and stopped in front of the mountain road with trees on both sides, and Yang Shishi immediately restrained Li Lei's arms in a grappling posture.
"Meow~"
Li Lei roared, and actually let out a cat meow, and a white tail was also revealed behind her, and her eyes became red.
Yang Shishi squinted her eyes and snorted coldly: "It turns out that you are really a cat demon!" ”
Li Lei's eyes flashed red, and she tried hard to break free of Yang Shishi's hands, and shouted, "Who are you, and why do you know my true identity?" ”
At this time, Yang Yang opened the rear car door, and without saying a word, he directly knocked the cat demon Li Lei unconscious. Yang Yang's transformed body is not ordinarily powerful, even a goblin can't stand his full punch.
knocked the cat demon unconscious, Yang Yang picked up his mobile phone and called home directly, and it was his father Yang Guoan who answered the phone.
"Hey, Dad. Make your own breakfast today, I have something to do with Shishi and Sister Li, and I guess I won't be back until late. ”
"Okay, okay, you guys are busy, don't worry about our two old bones, but if you can come back early, come back early, and pay attention to safety when driving."
"Well, Dad, if nothing else happens, I'll hang up, bye."
Yang Yang hung up the phone, looked at the cat demon who was knocked unconscious by his punch, and frowned. Yang Shishi looked at Yang Yang and said, "What should we do with her?" ”
Yang Yang took out his phone again, swiped the screen lock, clicked on the software of antivirus assistant, entered the software interface, and said: "What to do next, you have to ask it." ”